Chapter 039: The Golden Coffin
Yang Feng patted Jia Le on the shoulder and said, "Don't think too much, I'm hungry, hurry back and cook!"
Jia Le was speechless, he felt that his biggest function was to help Yang Feng and the four eyes of the Taoist cook.
If it weren't for wanting to become a Heavenly Master, Yang Feng would have wanted to live in seclusion here alone.
But thinking about it, I finally crossed over just to eat and wait for death, isn't it too unpursued?
When he got home, Knorr still looked listless.
Seeing this, Yang Feng secretly said in his heart that he had dealt too much blow to Jia Le before?
However, Yang Feng thought about it and thought that Jiale should be able to survive, anyway, there will be a long time for Jiale to be hit in the future.
Then Yang Feng knew that he was thinking too much, and this guy Knorr was completely heartless.
It only took more than ten minutes for Knorr to forget about the previous blow.
Jia Le looked at Yang Feng and asked curiously, "Uncle Shi, can you tell me about this Ren Tingting's beauty?"
Yang Feng rolled his eyes and said: "Nonsense! Will the woman that Uncle Shi fancy be bad? This Ren Tingting can't help but be beautiful, and her family is also very rich, she is a young lady from a large family, she has been in a Western-style school since she was a child, and she also has good cooking skills, a typical Bai Fumei." ”
Hearing Yang Feng's words, Jia Le asked in disbelief, "Uncle Shi, are you true or false?"
Yang Feng said lightly: "Of course it's true, I'll know when I take you to see it." ”
Jia Le hung his head and said: "Uncle Shi, I didn't expect you to even find such a woman, compared to you, I think I am really bad." ”
There is no harm if there is no comparison, compared with Yang Feng, Jia Le suddenly felt that he had suffered a critical hit of 10,000 points.
Seeing Jia Le's dejected appearance again, Yang Feng couldn't help but shake his head helplessly.
This family music wants to compare with itself, this is completely a dream!
In the Republic of China era, warlords and people were not able to make a living, but there was still something Yang Feng liked in the Republic of China era, that is, the Republic of China era did not prohibit men from having three wives and four concubines.
In his previous life, Yang Feng watched Republic of China dramas and saw what aunts, third aunts, fourth aunts, etc., and he also fantasized that if he could return to the Republic of China, he would marry more than a dozen aunts.
Yang Feng didn't expect that he had really traveled to the Republic of China period, although he didn't have an aunt and wife now, but this didn't prevent him from working hard in this area!
Knorr began to kill fish, always eating chickens, ducks and geese, Yang Feng is also tired of eating, and it is quite good to change the taste occasionally.
Jia Le was cooking in the kitchen, and Yang Feng was lying on a rattan chair in the yard alone, looking leisurely.
It was at this time that a noisy sound suddenly came from outside the door.
Yang Feng walked over to take a look and found that it was a funeral procession.
However, to Yang Feng's surprise, these mourners all wore long braids and wore Qing Dynasty clothes.
Yang Feng said to himself suspiciously: "The Qing Dynasty has been dead for several years, how can there be people with braids and horse coats?"
Suddenly, at this time, Yang Feng slapped his forehead and said, "It's not good! This seems to be the plot of the movie "Uncle Zombie", if it weren't for seeing these people with braids, they would have almost forgotten about it." ”
Yang Feng has almost forgotten the plot of the movie "Uncle Zombie", but he vaguely remembers that there seems to be a zombie in this movie, and this zombie is still royal.
The so-called royal family is the royal family of the Aixin Jueluo family in the Qing Dynasty, who hiccuped, and then became zombies after dying.
Of course, the royal zombie is more than ordinary zombies, otherwise this royal family is too bad.
Thinking of this, this made Yang Feng's face solemn.
However, the Qing Dynasty has been dead for several years, and these old and young people of the Manchu Qing Dynasty can't make any big waves.
"Slow down!
It was also at this time that Yang Feng saw hundreds of people carrying a coffin on the road.
I saw that this coffin was actually made of gold, and even the road was crushed.
Seeing this, Yang Feng's eyes widened and he said to himself: "Damn! This royal family of the Qing Dynasty is really extravagant, they have been dead for several years, and after they died, they still used gold as a coffin, it seems that this early morning should die, otherwise Huaxia will become a colony one day sooner or later." ”
For the Manchu Qing Dynasty, Yang Feng did not have any good feelings.
Yang Feng felt that the reason why China had nearly a hundred years of humiliation in modern history was entirely caused by the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and these Tunguska boar skins were not only able to write prisons, but also set Chinese civilization back for more than 200 years.
Yang Feng also saw that there was also a group of Qing Dynasty soldiers in the funeral procession, as well as some internal guards wearing yellow coats.
Although the Qing Dynasty fell, the little emperor still lives in the Forbidden City, so the current Qing Dynasty royal family is still relatively nourishing.
"Senior Brother Yang, long time no see!"
Just as Yang Feng was thinking wildly, a Taoist priest wearing a gray Taoist robe walked over with a smile on his face.
This Taoist priest who looks thin, of course Yang Feng knows, this Taoist priest is the White Crane Daoist.
Yang Feng rolled his eyes and said, "I said Baihe, do you have anything to do with me?"
Daoist Baihe smiled and said, "Senior Brother Yang, I passed by here and wanted to borrow some glutinous rice from you. ”
Yang Feng frowned, and then couldn't help but scold: "You dead white crane, don't tell me that what is in this golden coffin is not a corpse, but a zombie." ”
The White Crane Daoist laughed dryly and said: "The one that was seen by Senior Brother Yang, the one inside this golden coffin is indeed a zombie, I originally wanted to borrow some glutinous rice from Simu, but I didn't expect you to be here." ”
Regarding Yang Feng's character, Daoist Baihe is also very clear, this guy has a very poisonous mouth, so fighting with him is completely looking for abuse.
Yang Feng said speechlessly: "Since this golden coffin is a zombie inside, why don't you burn it?"
Daoist Bai He said with a bitter face: "Senior Brother Yang, don't laugh, there is a prince in this golden coffin, how dare I burn it casually?"
Yang Feng rolled his eyes and said, "The Qing Dynasty has been dead for several years, and there is still a fart prince." ”
Regarding Yang Feng's words, Daoist Baihe didn't hear it.
Although the Qing Dynasty has been in exile for several years, after all, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse!
"Hakuzuru, what's wrong with you?"
It was also at this time that the four-eyed Taoist walked out with Jia Le.
When the White Crane Daoist saw the Simu Daoist, he immediately smiled and said, "Simu hasn't seen you for a long time, I passed here from the south with a royal zombie, so I want to borrow some glutinous rice from you." ”
The four-eyed Taoist chief frowned and said, "Imperial zombies, isn't this Qing Dynasty already extinct? Where are there any royal families?"
The White Crane Daoist smiled bitterly: "It is because the Qing Dynasty has perished, so I attach more importance to the people in the imperial family, and even the little emperor of the Forbidden City has issued a holy decree asking me to send this royal zombie to the capital." ”