Chapter 0010 - Eat a Big Melon

The remaining half of the pack of cigarettes was taken out by Jiang Yue and thrown on the table.

A hint of eagerness flashed in Sangou's eyes.

"One to come?" Jiang Yue caught this detail and remained silent.

I flicked one out, handed it over, and lit it with my hand.

Sangou didn't think about it at all, took it skillfully, and leaned towards the fire with the cigarette holder between his fingers.

Just as he was pointed, Sangou suddenly saw a chill floating on the second brother's face.

Sangou, who had a strong desire to survive, smiled and threw the cigarette from his fingertips on the table like a thorn.

"This ...... This...... I'm still young! I can't smoke. Second brother, you are really, are you such a brother? Isn't this teaching bad children?"

"Be modest, aren't you? You still need me to teach you bad?" Jiang Yue continued to sneer, laughing so hard that Sangou's scalp tingled.

"Second brother, you really misunderstood me. You see the cigarette shell says that smoking is bad for your health, and I'm so young, what if my body smokes? I really don't know how to smoke. ”

"Really, don't smoke?"

"Don't smoke!"

"That's a blessing for you. This smoke is fragrant, and the taste is really good. Sixty dollars a pack!"

"Haha, second brother, are you a layman, right? Killed pig, right? This smoke is mellow, the taste is heavy, but it is not rushed, it does not choke, and a pack is obviously thirty yuan......" Sangou said halfway, and it was too late to step on the brakes.

However, this guy reacted very quickly, and Zhengse said: "I said just now, I don't smoke." But I can't stand my uncle's usual love of smoking, I listen to him talk a lot, and I remember it a little. ”

"Really, how did I hear that my uncle was very frugal, and he always smoked only six pieces of black sand a pack?"

"You don't live in my sister-in-law's house, how can I know? Maybe my uncle has hidden a small coffer? On the surface, there are six pieces of black sand in a pack, but behind the back is a thirty yuan wrigley?"

"Why don't I call and ask my uncle?" Jiang Yue picked up his phone.

"Forget it, right?" Sangou grabbed Jiang Yue, licked his face and sneered, "Second brother, is it okay to do such a thing? You don't want your sister-in-law and husband to get into trouble, right?"

"Where's the eldest sister?"

Sangou Zhengse said: "The eldest sister is okay over there! We are the most well-behaved boys in the world, we don't have any bad habits, the eldest sister is busy enough at work, so don't let her always worry about us." ”

Smoking is a matter of mutual control, even if it is tacitly turned over.

Sangou glanced at Jiang Yue's mobile phone that he put back at the dinner table, and said with a smile: "Second brother, did you really wronged you? You haven't stared at your mobile phone and other information for so long, is it really just a pure classmate relationship?"

The voice hasn't fallen yet, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong......

A barrage of information popped up on the screen.

Jiang Yue looked at it, but it was a class group.

Usually, everyone is busy with schoolwork and has little opportunity to play with their mobile phones. During the school period, the school does not allow the computer to be turned on, so there is basically no crowd.

In addition, from time to time, the teacher will send some notices and announcements in the group, so Jiang Yue did not set the message of this group to be disturbed.

Who is so idle and hurts, swiping the screen frantically in the class group?

Never brake Du Yifeng:

@所有人

Shocking! The Western Regions Majestic Peak Heavenly Wolf Mountain cracked in the center, shocking!

Hands are fast, hands are slow!

Eat melons as soon as possible and outperform 808 (Author: This number is divided by two).

Short video 1

Short video 2

......

Short video 9.

Du Yifeng is a popular figure in the class, and in the entire Yangfan Middle School where Jiang Yue and the others studied, it is also a celebrity.

In terms of academic performance, Du Yifeng is a younger brother. But he can't stand his illustrious background, and he usually acts more like a social person, without the youth of a student.

It is more appropriate to describe him in two sentences: he is not there to study in class, and he is the fastest to fight and tease his sister.

Evaluating him from the perspective of a student, he is definitely the scum of the scum.

But this guy's popularity in the class is not bad, and he is not annoying. In the final analysis, it is still his high rank and Lu Ziye. The classmates envy him for three points, respect him for six, and say that there is one point left.

In the class group, the average child rarely speaks, especially when there is a teacher in the group, and basically speaks very restrained.

Du Yifeng is an exception, there is no difference between class groups, family groups or social groups in his eyes.

What he wants to post depends on his mood at the time.

It's not uncommon for people to drive in a class group without saying a word.

On several occasions, he drove so happily that the teachers were embarrassed to pretend to be transparent anymore and had to come out and apply the brakes for him.

His group note nickname, never brake Du Yifeng, that's how he came.

Jiang Yue thought that this guy was driving in the class group again, so he didn't care.

However, the group messages did not stop, ding dong ding dong, one by one.

No. 27 Liu Jian:, is it really fake? Movie special effects, right?

No. 42 Xu Ruogu: Awesome, which blockbuster?

No. 16 Zheng Weihao: +1 for online seeding!

No. 35 Chen Haoran: The picture doesn't look like a movie technique, it looks like a live shot.

No. 25 Han Jingjing: It seems to be really Tianluo Mountain, I went to it last summer, and I took a photo with Tianluo Mountain as the background, waiting for me to find a photo.

Teacher Sun, the head teacher: It seems that everyone is very idle during the long vacation, is it that my homework is not assigned properly?

No. 27 Liu Jian: Trembling/emoji, diving, dog's head to save his life/emoji.

No. 42 Xu Ruogu: Trembling/emoji, diving, dog's head to save his life/emoji.

No. 16 Zheng Weihao: Trembling/emoji, diving, dog's head to save his life/emoji.

No. 35 Chen Haoran: Trembling/emoji, diving, dog's head life-saving/emoji.

The corners of Jiang Yue's mouth twitched.

A bunch of comics.

Brush the sense of existence in front of Lao Sun, is this not enough to brush the exercises?

Isn't it fragrant to dive and play games? Isn't it pleasant to watch dramas?

Calm returned to the group.

Since Du Yifeng is not driving, he is also idle. Jiang Yue clicked on it and took a look.

Nine short videos, less than two minutes in total.

The video shooting technique is very amateurish, the lens is unstable, somewhat shaky, and it is obviously not a high-magnification camera.

None of this is the point.

The point is that this two-minute video is really not a title party, and the content can be described as a powerful and shocking batch.

In the video, Tianluo Mountain, which is three or four thousand meters above sea level, is like a huge cake, and a gap slowly appears in the center, slowly tearing to both sides at a speed visible to the naked eye!

"Second brother, is this fake?" Sangou was also stunned.

Jiang Yue didn't answer, but clicked on it repeatedly, looking at it frame by frame.

In the process of tearing apart the mountain, the whole earth was obviously trembling, and the dust raised was scattered into the sky.

Indeed, as some people in the group said, this really doesn't look like a movie shooting technique.

Based on Jiang Yue's observation of the details, there should be no technical editing in this video.

But—

What an incredible spectacle is the mountain torn in the middle?

Even if it is a plate movement, it will not be carried out at a speed that can be observed by the naked eye and captured by a camera, right?

The vicissitudes of geography change, and the unit of time starts at least 10,000 years.

Is this to complete the reincarnation of thousands of years overnight?

Jiang Yue couldn't hide his surprise in his heart, and clicked on the video again.

However, I received a reminder that this video has been deleted.

The speed of 808 is really fast enough, if this melon is eaten a few minutes late, it will not be able to catch up.

No. 8 Wang Xin: Why can't the video be clicked?

No. 19 Fang Ziyang: Damn, I miss the red envelope every time, and I can't catch up with the melon?

No. 38 Shao Yixuan: @永不刹车杜一峰, ask for another issue. Bows/memes.

No. 25 Han Jingjing: What's the situation? The photo was found, but what about the video?

The head teacher Sun Bin opened the ban on all staff!

Thousands of big, the group leader is the biggest.

As soon as the head teacher's big sealing technique came out, those who ate melons online, those who sneaked into the screen for diving, and all the staff retreated.

Shui Qun Jiang Yue had never been interested, and he couldn't help but say that he didn't care.

The explosive content of those nine short videos kept playing back in Jiang Yue's mind and lingered.

Really, fake, really, fake? really, fake?

Jiang Yue's judgment was so vacillating for the first time.

In terms of common sense, this is clearly contrary to common sense.

If this is true, the coffin board of physics teachers, geography teachers, science teachers, history teachers, and teachers of various subjects may not be able to hold it down.

Jiang Yue couldn't find any flaws in the video at all.

Most of the appalling short videos on the Internet are mostly edited and pieced together to attract people's attention, but they are actually gimmicks for chasing traffic.

But there are no traces of this in the nine short videos.

Jiang Yue still has this technical appraisal ability.

"Second brother, your homeroom teacher is so cruel. The three dogs behind him suddenly burst out faintly.