"Second brother, your homeroom teacher is so cruel!"

"What do you say?" Jiang Yue was puzzled.

"Seeing that Han Jingjing is about to explode on the 25th, what kind of ban on all his staff is he doing, isn't this cruel? I guess the boys in your class must hate him to death. ”

"You don't even know whether people are beautiful or ugly, what are you talking about?"

"Hehe, young lady who dares to blow up photos, how many ugly ones have you seen? Second brother, I guess this Han Jingjing, even if she is not particularly good-looking, her figure must be first-class. ”

Jiang Yue was speechless for a while, what happened to this world? Is a twelve-year-old child about to become a demon?

Is the school in town a school or a driving school?

What exactly is taught all day long? Underage children are driving so fast that they are not allowed to fly fighter jets when they are adults?

Moreover, the angle of entry of the three dogs is too strange.

Shouldn't normal people's focus be on the authenticity of the video content?

Ding Ding Dong!

The phone pops up again.

Du Yifeng

Link: Invite you to join the group chat.

Jiang Yue was a little surprised, could it be that Du Yifeng wanted to build a private group and post a video privately?

Unlock your phone with your fingerprint and tap Confirm to join.

Du Yifeng @ everyone

"I'm not a good friend. You have good and familiar acquaintances, and the buddies and sisters in the class will pull it up. Send the video in five minutes, and it won't wait for the expiration date. ”

There are not many classmates in the class who can make Du Yifeng add friends, and the people who watch him pull are basically relatively outstanding classmates in the class, and most of them are female classmates.

Although Jiang Yue and Du Yifeng don't have much intersection, they don't get along badly.

The main reason is that Jiang Yue has outstanding grades and looks good. In addition, Jiang Yue is extremely low-key, and he hardly plays handsome clothes in the class to force the limelight, which Du Yifeng appreciates very much.

In Du Yifeng's logic, it's not your fault that you are handsome, but if you are handsome and like to be handsome, it will be a bit like stealing the limelight with him.

This kind of person is his enemy of Du Yifeng, and he must not bear it.

To put it simply, he has one principle: you can do whatever you want, just don't steal the limelight with me.

Yes, Du Yifeng's three views are so unpretentious.

Jiang Yue pulled a few people who were closer, he usually lived on campus if he was not on weekends and long holidays, so the three people in the same dormitory naturally wanted to pull.

Li Yue at the same table has always been a little transparent, there are not a few WeChat friends in the mobile phone, and the classmates who have added friends may be able to count them on one hand, and it is estimated that no one will pull her.

So Jiang Yue dragged Li Yue into the group.

The three roommates soon joined the group one after another.

Yu Hongtu: A peak boss wants to drive again?

Wang Xiawei: The ticket has been bought, sit and wait for the departure!

Mao Doudou: Xinnenbai Pier, before the big guy of Yifeng departs, please introduce my length......

Jiang Yue: @茅豆豆, have you stolen my toilet paper in the past two days?

Mao Doudou: It's not me, I don't, don't talk nonsense. Denial of triplets/memes.

Jiang Yue: Would you like to help me recall the incident of the last school doctor's office?

Mao Doudou: Boss, I was wrong, please let it go. Bows/memes

Fang Ziyang: What happened in the school doctor's office?

Xu Ruogu: Ask for melons before the car.

Chen Haoran: Ask for melons +1 before the car.

Cheng Wai Ho: +2.

Xin: +3.

Liu Jian: +4.

Han Jingjing: +5.

Yang Xiaoxiao: Jingjing, are you sure that boys have to eat melons?

Han Jingjing: When you first joined the group, what did you talk about earlier? @江跃.

Mao Doudou: [WeChat Red Envelope] The bigwigs begged to let it go, don't affect the bigwigs of Yifeng.

Jiang Yue Aite Mao Doudou didn't mean to get along with him, on the contrary, he actually reminded the other party kindly.

After all, there are many girls in the group, and this guy never pays attention to the occasion when he speaks, no matter what the group, as soon as he joins the group, he has to introduce the size and length if he doesn't agree with him.

It's okay if there are no girls. There are a bunch of girls in this group, and the classmates don't look up and look down, which is somewhat ugly.

If Jiang Yue didn't stop him in time, Mao Doudou would definitely follow his signature mantra: Lao Tzu Mao Nineteen, walk cross-legged around his waist.

It's not that Jiang Yue wronged him, this guy was pulled into the group by him Jiang Yue, and he was in the same dormitory as him, he knew too well what kind of urine this thing was.

When he was first assigned to the dormitory, Mao Doudou introduced himself like this.

He claimed to be armed with a sharp weapon, and he was dormant for nineteen, and after he got up, he became more ferocious, and he could have relied on his specialty to eat, but his family wanted him to study.

As for the school infirmary incident, it is another tragic story.

Mao Doudou relies on the specialty of a straight man of steel, often locked in the bathroom to entertain himself, do some indescribable things, and consume toilet paper very quickly, so that his own is often not enough, and borrowing roommate toilet paper happens from time to time.

Use it, use it, this guy still doesn't admit it every time.

Once, Jiang Yue had a prankster mentality, picked some pollen in the countryside, and got some fine wool of caterpillar insects and sprinkled them on toilet paper.

That thing can't be seen clearly if you don't look closely, the light in the bathroom has always been bad, Mao Doudou didn't know the trap, so he borrowed it without telling him, and used Jiang Yue's toilet paper again, and it didn't take long for the sharp weapon to become allergic and swollen, itchy and swollen, and I couldn't scratch it.

The painful Mao Doudou wanted to carry it hard, but the more he carried it, the more painful it became, so he had to go to the school doctor's office, and he took injections, medicine, and external application, and took two days off, and he never felt so sour in his life.

Not to mention, since then, the disappearance of toilet paper in the dormitory has suddenly improved.

The other two people in the dormitory, Yu Hongtu and Wang Xiawei, didn't know about it, even Mao Doudou himself was considered an accident, and he didn't know that Jiang Yue was deliberately bad.

Jiang Yue nodded slightly, Mao Doudou was a thief, for fear that the matter would be exposed, and he suddenly became honest.

There are constantly all kinds of strange teasing and gags in the group, and everyone quickly forgets about the melon of Mao Doudou.

After another two or three minutes, Li Yue was late and joined the group chat through Jiang Yue's invitation.

However, Li Yue has always been a little transparent in the class, and few people care if she joins or not. There is no more than her, and there is no less than her.

It's impossible for her to speak anyway.

Du Yifeng especially enjoyed this feeling of anticipation.

"All the ones that should be pulled in are brought in, right?"

"Everyone remembers it! Even if you watch the video, don't spread it. Ugly words are ahead, I may have no problem passing it on, you pass it on, don't get involved with me when you are invited to tea. ”

Du Yifeng sold off, the more serious the matter was described, the more mysterious the aura on his body felt!

It is a vulgar but unparalleled pleasure for Du Yifeng to let the students feel the strength of his information channels, feel the energy that cannot be seen behind him, feel his compulsion to stand out from the crowd, and let this group of weak chickens guess, marvel, look up and even worship him.

Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong......

Then, a string of videos pops up from the group chat.

This time, everyone has learned to be smart, in order to beware of 808, save it to your mobile phone first, and then look back.

Du Yifeng: These videos have not been released for the time being, and I emphasize again, don't spread them blindly! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences!

Du Yifeng: Strange geographical phenomena have appeared in many places on our entire planet Gaia, on all four continents and eight places. It's not just the Heavenly Wolf Mountain of our Dazhang Country.

Du Yifeng: The first video is the Athrian Desert, the second is the famous Devil's Triangle in the Bamuda Sea, the third is the Tearing Grand Canyon in the west of West Luo Chau, and the fourth is Nabo City on the east coast of Si Luo Chau......

In fact, there is no need for Du Yifeng to introduce, as a high school student, everyone still has these geographical knowledge.

Like the video in Sky Wolf Mountain, these videos are not long, but the content is more shocking than the other......

After Jiang Yue finished reading it, he was speechless for a long time.

A strong intuition told him that the normal perception of the world by human beings was shattered, the original knowledge system was shattered, and the coffin boards of the teachers of various subjects were completely unpressable.