Chapter VIII: Truce
The total distance from the courtyard gate of Cheng's house to the co-pilot position of the car is less than five meters, Cheng Shi has been out of breath after running into the car, sitting in the co-pilot seat Cheng Shi, his legs have turned on the vibration mode again, and he keeps shaking.
"It's over...... Finished...... The stinky monkey really came to the door, if this is really a fight at home, my little life may really be killed by mistake, Tianlingling...... Earth Spirit, Mom and Dad bless me in the spirit of heaven. Cheng Shi muttered tremblingly in the car.
The young lady of the eagle man, who was about to go upstairs to change clothes, heard Cheng Shi's exclamation, her ears were excited, and she immediately felt that the situation was wrong, so she rushed into the yard quickly, and through the gate of the yard, she smelled the familiar smell, so she leaned down angrily, and saw the bat monkey girl standing at the door through the small window on the door.
"Stinky monkey, I'm about to look for you, you can come fast enough, and send it to the door yourself." Miss Hawkman said angrily to the bat monkey lady outside through the small window on the door.
When the bat monkey lady saw the eagleman lady in the yard, she also said angrily: "If I don't come again, you will suck the blood of this mortal little creature dry, savage birdman, open the door." With that, he kicked the door.
Rumble...... Prosperous...... There was a loud bang......
Cheng Shi heard the loud sound of the iron gate in the yard through the glass in the car, and his body twitched violently, "It's over, it's over, it's time to demolish the house." Cheng Shi muttered, and suddenly he also realized that he was hit by the Eagle Man in the morning and flew out three meters away when he opened the door, and now he is hiding in the car and taking care of the eggs, he thought to himself, not to mention that this is a car, even a plane that can take off and land vertically is useless, and that stinky monkey can also fly, and also has attack skills, thinking of this, he decided to go out to persuade him to fight.
Miss Hawkman was even more annoyed when she heard the other party kicking the door, so she subconsciously slapped the door.
There was another boom......
"Stinky monkey, are you crazy? It's kind of if we go out and fight, don't break my landlord's door. After Yang Yang finished speaking, he was about to open the door, and at this moment Cheng Shi rushed out of the car.
Cheng Shi rushed to the door and saw two convex and concave paw prints on the iron gate of his yard, "Damn, this gate is an ancestral heirloom, so it's broken." Cheng Shi muttered, and at the same time, he saw that Yang Yang, who had not yet transformed, was going to open the door for the other party, so he hurriedly stopped it.
"You...... You...... Don't worry, can I say a word to it first? Cheng Shi said tremblingly.
Miss Hawkman looked surprised: "What do you have to say to it, you will die when it comes down with a lightning ball, let me out quickly, it's daytime, it doesn't dare to transform at will, I can clean her up." After saying that, he insisted on opening the door.
"You...... You...... Don't move yet, I haven't said yet, how do you know, you can't. Cheng Shi once again stopped Yangyang from opening the door.
After being stopped twice by Cheng Shi, Miss Hawkman finally stopped trying to open the door, and she turned around in place.
Cheng Shi stood one meter away from the iron gate, leaned down, and said to the strange young lady outside through the small window on the door, "I...... Say...... Oh, O Great Sage? No, Wukong, oh? It's not right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what do you call it? Cheng Shi spoke nervously and was a little incoherent.
"You can call me Diane." The strange young lady replied disdainfully.
"Ahem...... cough...... "Cheng Shi forced his composure, "I said Miss Diane, I'm sorry, en...... I said Ms. Diane, hello, my name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Cheng, Shi Shi, is the owner of this house, first of all, Ms. Lai Yangyang is now my tenant, I don't know what misunderstanding there is between the two of you, but I believe that at least I have no enmity with the two of you, I can open the door and let you in, but I hope you two can sit down and talk about it, don't fight in my house, do you think this is okay? By the way, I'm human. After Cheng Shi finished speaking, his eyes were full of sincerity.
Diane was a little surprised after hearing Cheng Shi's words, so she said, "So you know the identity of that birdman?" You still believe it when you get such a big bag on your head? I'm just here for revenge, I'm not interested in you little mortal creature, you just have to open the door and you'll be saved. ”
After listening to Sister Monkey's words, Cheng Shi muttered in his heart: "Open the door and be saved?" Not interested in small mortal creatures? What does it mean? Is it another youkai who can eat vegetarian? "Now Cheng Shi is no longer as frightened as he was when he first saw Yangyang's transformation yesterday.
"What's that...... So you can be vegetarian too? Can you come in and not fight first? Just give me, the landlord, a face. Cheng Shi found that the other party could communicate normally, and he didn't plan to eat people, so he basically calmed down and approached the small window on the iron door and said.
"What do you mean to be vegetarian? Race! Do you understand race? I'm just a different race from you humans. Sister Monkey looked surprised + said helplessly, "As long as that birdman doesn't make the first move, in your house, I can temporarily truce, cut." After speaking, he crossed his hands on his waist and looked at Cheng Shi suspiciously from the small window on the iron door.
"Race? Why does this sound so familiar? Cheng Shi muttered in his heart, "Okay...... Yes...... I'll talk to my new tenant about it, so wait a minute. After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he showed a sincere expression.
At this time, Miss Hawkman was still walking around the yard, as if she was gearing up for a big battle.
"Hey, Yangyang, what's that...... Anyway, do you two have any deep hatred? Can there be a truce for a while, and we can sit down at my house and have a good talk? Cheng Shi said to the young lady of the eagleman who was five meters away.
When Miss Hawkman heard Cheng Shi's words, she was stunned for a moment, and then said: "As long as that stinky monkey doesn't make the first move, I can temporarily truce at your house, after all, I have no money to compensate for breaking your things." After speaking, she waved her hand.
"Come on, Yangyang, come here." After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he waved his hand at Yang Yang and motioned for Miss Hawkman to come to the gate of the courtyard.
When Miss Hawkman saw Cheng Shi waving to her, she reluctantly walked over with a suspicious face.
"Hey, the ...... outside the door" Cheng Shi put one hand on his mouth, "cough...... The lady Diane outside the door, my new tenant, Ms. Yangyang, has also agreed not to fight at my house, a temporary truce has been reached, and now open the door for you, you must keep each other's promises. After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he looked at Miss Hawkman, and the other party looked disdainful.
"Then I'll open the door, really open the door?" Cheng Shi said loudly, for fear that the monkey sister outside the door would not hear it, and his eyes wandered on the small window on the iron door and the eagle lady, "Now the two of you have left a paw print on the ancestral iron door of my house." After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he opened the gate in the courtyard, and the two supernatural creatures heard Cheng Shi's last words, and they all threw surprised glances at him.
"Isn't it just a bag bulging out of the door?" The monkey sister, who had just entered the door, muttered, and kicked a flying foot from the inside of the door towards the paw prints she had left on the door.
I heard a loud bang.
Miss Hawkman subconsciously prepared for battle, while Cheng Shi took three steps back and sat in the basin in the courtyard.
"Yikes! It's going to be a big deal. After Sister Monkey finished speaking, she stuck out her tongue towards Cheng Shi.
"Oops...... Yike...... I'll you, I said, Ms. Diane, I don't think you helped me fix the door, did I? Cheng Shi saw the iron door that was kicked by Sister Monkey and said distressedly, at this moment he had completely ignored his wet pants, saying that sitting in a basin of cold water with clothes in his clothes this winter felt really sour.
"Scared the hell out of me, I thought you were going to go to war as soon as you came in." Cheng Shi then said.
At this time, the young lady of the eagle man who was standing on the side also put away her fighting posture after seeing the truth, but muttered in her mouth: "Stinky monkey, solving the problem is barbaric." ”
"Who do you say stinky monkey? Birdman. Sister Monkey heard Yangyang's words, and the monkey said anxiously, and after speaking, she cast a hostile gaze at Miss Hawkman.
"Stinky monkey, who do you say is a birdman? I'm an eagle man. ”
"An eagle is a bird, a birdman."
"Aren't bat monkeys monkeys? Stinky monkeys. ”
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Cheng Shi saw that the two of them were getting more and more arguing, and immediately had the intention of starting a war without saying a word, so he hurriedly walked between the two, "Okay, okay, if you say a temporary truce, a war of words is also a war, let's go...... Walk...... We went into the house and said. ”
Under Cheng Shi's persuasion, the two finally stopped, and the three of them came to the living room of the Cheng family, Miss Eagle Man also sat on the small sofa where she often sits, and Cheng Shi arranged for Sister Monkey to sit on the small sofa by the door where he usually sits.
"What's that...... The two of you talk first, if you don't want to talk, watch TV first, say okay temporary truce, we have to talk, I'll go up and change a dress, and I'll come down immediately after changing, every item in this living room is my ancestor, no matter which one is broken, I will be very distressed. After Cheng Shi finished speaking, his eyes wandered around the faces of the two women twice, and he found that they were still relatively restrained for the time being, so he quickly ran to the direction of the stairs, and after changing clothes in the bedroom, he slipped away and ran to the main sofa in the living room, and the whole process was completed in 20 seconds.
It's all at this juncture, shouldn't it be life-saving? This thing is still worried about the ancestral furniture in the living room? It seems that Cheng Shi's three views are not light, and they have not been sorted out yet.
The two heroines in the living room saw Cheng Shi's divine operation of changing clothes so efficiently, so they both cast surprised glances at him.
"What's that...... Aren't I worried about you two demolishing the house down there? So I changed my clothes a little faster, and although I'm a human, I also have times when I play extraordinarily, right? Cheng Shi scratched his head in embarrassment after speaking, and the two heroines withdrew their gazes disdainfully when they heard Cheng Shi's explanation.
"Ahem...... Ahem......" Cheng Shi coughed lightly, "Can you talk about the misunderstanding between the two of you now?" I'll listen and see what's the big deal? Cheng Shi said calmly and sincerely.
After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he waited for two minutes, and the two heroines looked at each other, showing disdain to each other, but neither of them spoke first.
Cheng Shi saw the embarrassing scene, so he said again: "By the way, your name is really Diane?" How does it sound like a foreigner's name? Cheng Shi looked at Sister Monkey and asked curiously, hoping to break the embarrassing situation through small talk.
"Cut, my curiosity is quite strong, it doesn't hurt to tell you my full name, my name is Barbara Diane, I will be called Diane when I am a local, and I will be called Barbara in other parts of the world, hum ......" Sister Monkey looked at Cheng Shi absently and said.
Diane ...... Diane ...... Why does this name sound so familiar? Cheng Shi muttered in his heart, "Come to think of it, isn't this the name of the character in the Japanese comic "The Seven Deadly Sins"?." ”
"I think it's better to call you Barbara, you see this is the name of Mrs. Bush, the former first lady of the United States." Cheng Shi looked at Sister Monkey and said with a smile, and there was sincerity in his eyes.
"Cut, what are you wondering about? You can call it however you like, I don't care. After Sister Monkey finished speaking, she turned her head to the young lady Hawkman sitting opposite.
"Hey, Birdman, listen, you fought with me last night and lost my mobile phone, the mobile phone was newly bought by me, and it was only used for less than two months, this account will be calculated with you first, lose money, 899 yuan, or you buy me a new mobile phone that is exactly the same, and I will find you to calculate the rest of the accounts later." Sister Monkey pointed to Miss Hawkman, who was sitting cross-legged opposite and watching TV, and said unceremoniously.
"What? Let me buy you a new phone? After confirming that she had heard correctly, Miss Hawkman quickly widened her eyes as if she was about to transform, and immediately rushed to Sister Monkey, who was sitting opposite.
A superhuman battle that happened in Cheng's family seems to be about to break out?