Chapter 9: I will also live in your house
Cheng Shi saw that the situation was not good, so he immediately stepped forward to stop Miss Eagleman, "Calm down, calm down, it is still within the effective period of the truce agreement." At this time, Sister Monkey was also ready for battle, and she spread her hands as if she was going to summon some skill.
Cheng Shi persuaded Miss Eagle Man to calm down, while waving his hand at Sister Monkey, signaling her to sit down, with the cooperation of Cheng Shi's eyes and body language, the two heroines finally calmed down, but Cheng Shi shed a cold sweat, "I'll go, this diplomat is really not good, especially in the face of both sides have the strength to raze the Cheng family to the ground in an instant." Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
"Yangyang's mobile phone was also lost when you were fighting yesterday, if you don't come this morning, I will take her to the business hall to reapply for a mobile phone number." Cheng Shi looked at Sister Monkey and said sincerely, Cheng Shi didn't wait for the other party to answer before continuing: "Anyway, it's not a big deal, and the mobile phones of the two of you are not expensive, now, this human society proposes a solution, I will give each of you a mobile phone, which is guaranteed to be better than the mobile phones you each lost, and after you get the mobile phone, the two of you will laugh and enmity, how about it?" After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he spread out his hand, and looked left and right at the two heroines (you listen, "This human. "Tsk...... Tut...... )。
The two heroines were stunned for a moment when they heard Cheng Shi's words, although Miss Hawkman knew that Cheng Shi was going to give her a mobile phone, but she did not clearly want to accept this very expensive gift in her own opinion, and Sister Monkey had just stepped on the door of Cheng's house, and was confused by this sudden surprise, and a mobile phone was also a very expensive gift for her.
Cheng Shi's thunderbolt-like solution to the dispute made the two heroines look at each other for two minutes.
"Landlord, the stinky monkey didn't rent your house, why did you give it a mobile phone? I'm the one who's going to pay you rent every month. Miss Hawkman said reasonably.
"Birdman, be careful when you speak, who said I don't rent a house, landlord, do you still have a vacant house in your house? I also rent your house. Sister Monkey said with the same reason, and glanced at the young lady Eagle Man opposite, but the other party turned her head disdainfully.
When Cheng Shi heard Sister Monkey's words, he slapped his head on the door, and he broke out in a cold sweat, and his legs turned on the vibration mode again.
"I'll it, what's the matter with this Nima? Is it okay for a living ancestor to live in? Now I want to live in another one, the key is that the two of them don't deal with each other, parents, the son is not filial, and the ancestral field of the family may not be able to be saved? My son's life may not be saved, you second elder wait a minute, I will explain to your second elder in person when I arrive later. Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
Cheng Shi's heart struggled for two minutes, and finally calmed down again.
"What's that...... The matter of renting a house, I'll talk about it later, let's talk about the mobile phone first, I will give it to you if you don't rent a house, but I will first state that the mobile phone I gave you is not a new mobile phone, it is the one I used before, not only is it not broken, but at least ninety percent of it is new. Cheng Shi looked at Sister Monkey frankly and said, and then looked at Miss Hawkman.
"Landlord, show me your phone first." The two women said almost in unison, and after saying that, they said to each other at the same time: "Cut." ”
“…… Good...... Wait a minute, you guys have to be good down there, I'll go to the second floor and I'll be back soon. Cheng Shi shrugged after speaking.
After confirming that the two heroines had no opinions, Cheng Shi rushed to the bedroom on the second floor to get his mobile phone, and then slipped back to the living room, this time faster, he only took ten seconds, and the two heroes were amazed by Cheng Shi's extraordinary play again.
In an instant, five old mobile phones were placed on the coffee table in the center of the living room.
"You see, the five mobile phones, all of which were the flagship models of the mobile phone when it was released, I bought them back with film and sleeves, you see, there is no bump, and it is ninety percent new." Cheng Shi introduced his old mobile phone while muttering in his heart, "It's obviously a free mobile phone, it's like selling mobile phones, but the hole they dug each other asked me to fill it, Zhen Nima is sad and urges, forget it, it's important to save your life." ”
The two women looked at the five mobile phones on the table, and they were a little confused for a moment, and they didn't know which one to choose.
"Hey, don't move your paws, be careful that I call you." Sister Monkey said.
"Hey, you monkey head back a little, be careful that I throw you out." Miss Hawkman also said.
……
Cheng Shi saw the two heroines with choice syndrome, and just as he wanted to speak, he heard the sound of "zi-zi-la-la", and saw that Miss Hawkman's hair exploded in an instant.
"Stinky monkey, how dare you call me?" Miss Hawkman yelled angrily.
Rumble......
There was a loud bang.
I saw that Sister Monkey had been thrown out of the living room door, thanks to the fact that the door of the living room was open, otherwise the ancestral living room door of Cheng Shi's family would be hanging.
Sister Monkey was thrown out of the door, and she didn't lie on the ground, but she quickly spread out a pair of huge wings the moment she was thrown out, suspended in the middle of the courtyard of the Cheng family.
Miss Hawkman was about to release a swift skill and rush to the door, but was stopped by Cheng Shi and hugged her, "What's the situation with you two?" What about the promised truce? Why did you start a war in an instant without saying hello? Cheng Shi shouted loudly.
"The stinky monkey calls me first, landlord, you let go, or I'll throw you out too." Miss Hawkman struggled to speak.
"There must be a misunderstanding here, you calm down first, and I'll go out and let Barbara calm down too." Cheng Shi tried his best to calm himself down and said, his hands still holding the waist of Miss Eagleman.
"Landlord, you let go, you go and discuss with it, and we'll go out to fight." Miss Hawkman said helplessly.
"Really? I can't afford to be tossed around by you two. After confirming that Miss Hawkman had calmed down, Cheng Shi dared to let go of his hand.
After Cheng Shi let go of his hand, he glanced at Miss Hawkman again, and quickly rushed out of the door.
"Come down, the one in the room has calmed down for the time being, don't you need to explain?" Cheng Shi yelled at the monkey sister who was flying in mid-air.
Barbara saw that Yang Yang in the house did not rush out, so she folded her wings and landed in the yard, and at this time Yang Yang also came out of the house and looked at Barbara angrily.
"What's going on? How do you suddenly discharge? Cheng Shi looked at Barbara in surprise and asked.
"I didn't have a good rest last night, I didn't eat this morning, I'm so hungry now, my lightning talent, sometimes it's unstable in a hungry state, I didn't mean to, Birdman, you've been hit by my lightning, if I really want to power you, is it only that little power?" Barbara yelled at Yang Yang, who was standing on the side, and at the same time showed an embarrassed expression.
After listening to Barbara, Cheng Shi glanced back at Yangyang, "It turns out that you all know it, why do you still react so much?" Cheng Shi looked at Yang Yang and said.
"But she still called me, and it's already polite to throw her out, huh!" Yang Yang pouted after speaking, and instinctively patted Cheng Shijia's Wuling Hongguang's buttocks.
Bang......
A lifetime of crisp ringing.
Wuling Hongguang's trunk lid is imprinted with a Yangyang paw print.
"Eldest sister, this car has provoked you again?" Cheng Shi came over to look at the trunk lid of the car distressedly, and looked like he wanted to cry without tears.
"I'm sorry, landlord, I'm a little heavier, is this expensive to repair? But they were all angry with this stinky monkey. Yang Yang looked at Cheng Shi embarrassedly and said that, he wanted to rush to Barbara who was standing in front of him.
"That's enough, this TM is my home." Cheng Shi roared angrily, "You, go back to your attic to create." Cheng Shi pointed at Yangyang with his finger, "You, go eat." Cheng Shi pointed at Barbara.
Although Cheng Shi knew that if he was angry with these two superhuman young ladies in the family, he might be killed by any of them, so when he shouted this voice, he had even made up his mind to die, and in an instant he thought of Wen Tianxiang, Yue Fei, Guan Yu, and Lu Bu,...... But he didn't expect this roar to be quite easy.
"Oh, landlord, I'm sorry, I'll go back to the attic first." After Yang Yang finished speaking, he stuck out his tongue at Cheng Shi, and walked quietly straight to the stairs of the living room, but he still didn't forget to glare at Barbara angrily before leaving.
After Miss Eagleman left, Barbara looked at Cheng Shi curiously and asked, "Landlord, where is the rice?" ”
When Cheng Shi heard Barbara's words, his eyes turned black and he wanted to die instantly.
“…… You sit in the living room for a while, watch TV, and I'll cook for you, will you eat noodles? My noodle making skills are pretty good. Cheng Shisheng looked at Barbara without love and said.
"Okay, okay, I like noodles so much, thank you landlord." Barbara replied happily, her eyes full of anticipation.
"Don't call me landlord yet, if the personal conflicts between the two of you can't be properly resolved, you can't live together." Cheng Shi said frankly, and after speaking, he walked straight to the kitchen located in the corner of the living room.
After a while, a bowl of hot egg ham and sausage instant noodles came out of the pot.
When Sister Monkey saw Cheng Shi's face, her eyes were straight as if she saw a life-saving straw.
"Landlord, your craftsmanship is amazing, it's the best noodle I've ever tasted." Barbara yelled as she ate.
"Slow down, be careful, don't choke." Cheng Shi looked at Sister Monkey and said calmly, "What do these two supermothers usually eat?" Why are they all like hungry ghosts? What is delicious? Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
After a while, Barbara had a bowl of egg noodles in her stomach, and the food was really clean, not even a little soup left, after eating and drinking, Sister Monkey suddenly felt refreshed, she interlaced her fingers, raised her backhand high, stretched a long lazy waist, and then put her legs together on the sofa, this sitting posture looks much more than Lady Yangyang.
"Host, I'm done, thank you." Barbara looked at Cheng Shi and said gratefully, "Landlord, do you still care about renting your house?" ”
Cheng Shi heard this sentence from Sister Monkey behind him, and almost pulled it over, "I'll it, what the hell is this?" Is this earth still dominated by humans? Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
"Don't talk about renting a house, the one upstairs said that he came to us to create, why did you come to our small remote county." Cheng Shi looked at Barbara and asked frankly.
"Che, do you really believe that birdman's words and still create? What will it create? It was chased all the way by me, from Burma to Yunnan, from Yunnan to Guizhou, and then from Guizhou to here. After Sister Monkey finished speaking, her face was full of anger, and her eyes were full of contempt for Miss Hawkman.
Cheng Shi listened to Barbara's words and was stunned for a moment.
"I'll it, this is still a cross-border brawl between two female supermen? Is this the truth of the matter? Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.