When you enter college or before college, people like to say that there are three things that are not perfect without college.

It's nothing more than falling in love, failing classes, and skipping classes. In fact, you don't have to worry about it at all, anyway, it will happen sooner or later.

If you skip class, there are many opportunities, after all, many classes are really watery, but I am by no means encouraging everyone to skip class.

It's a nerve-wracking question about falling in love, and who doesn't want someone to have breakfast with you every morning and say good night at night.

But I only know that the current single rate in college is quite high, and I feel ashamed of myself who is still single in a normal university.

I can only argue with Internet terms, and I can still weigh the importance of face and bride price.

The last goddess died before she confessed, so I put an end to finding a girlfriend for the time being.

But when I went in and out of the bubble tea shop, I was stimulated by the scenes of abuse in the restaurant.

Especially recently, a high school classmate brought his girlfriend to visit me, which ignited my enthusiasm.

Lin Xiaoyu was my high school tablemate, and since we both liked basketball at that time, it can be said that we smelled like each other, because the teacher thought that playing basketball was not a proper job.

Although he is very tall, a height of 1.86 meters, everyone knows that he is a special girl.

Therefore, he has no role in the interior in major games, because he is not good at physical confrontation, but he is still comfortable playing wild balls in normal times.

After all, there is a saying that height is a hard injury.

When he was in high school, he especially liked a girl in the next class, and we all agreed that it was not beautiful, and more importantly, the height difference between the two was the cutestest.

But reality slapped us in the face, and they ended up together, refreshing my cognitive outlook.

Lin Xiaoyu often buys her drinks or food after class. Sometimes when the teacher is there, he just puts it outside the window.

Then send her home in the evening, because the direction is different and the woman is very close to the school.

He had to walk her home first, and then go back to school and ride home on an electric car, the power of love is really great, but everyone is curious about the scene and posture when they kiss.

But the good times didn't last long, and within a few months, this love fell apart.

The reason turned out to be that the woman disliked Lin Xiaoyu's mother and had no opinion.

This bizarre reason reminds me of a joke about eating.

The boy asked the girl, "Baby, what to eat?" The girl replied, "Whatever." So the boy ordered the braised fish. Then the girl said "There are thorns, don't." The boy said, "The green pepper stir-fried meat." The girl said, "Don't be too spicy." ”

After the boy's orders were rejected one by one, he finally got impatient, "What the hell are you going to eat?" The girl said, "Whatever." The angry boy was shut up on the spot, and he was said to have no opinions, and it was difficult to be a man.

After this stalk became popular, "Chen Xiang at Half Past Six" also released a short film in which a boy pretended to be beaten by robbers and asked what the girl wanted to eat.

After Lin Xiaoyu broke up, she cried in class for half a class, but in exchange for only everyone's teasing.

At that time, we all thought that such people would only have to find a boyfriend in the future.

But the day before, he appeared in front of me with his girlfriend like this, and asked me to make a light bulb overnight, the key is that other people's girlfriends are so beautiful.

He also said that there was a class reunion soon, and he invited me to participate.

I thought that I was also chased by someone back then, I was stunned, but I didn't expect to see that now it is my turn to take the initiative to post it when I see the opposite sex, and how can the opposite-sex attract to become only I have a magnetic field.

Everyone naturally understands what kind of class reunion is open, and the time has come for me to be embarrassed again, I don't know how much my old face is worth?

Back home, Xu Qing was chasing Korean dramas as always, with a serious expression as if he was a drama spirit.

Many times I think that Korean dramas really have a set of cheating tears, and the key protagonists have to be handsome men and beautiful women. Korean idol dramas, Japanese anime, American sci-fi blockbusters, Thai family dramas, Taiwanese youth dramas, and mainland fantasy dramas are all unforgettable memories of our youth.

Lying on the couch, I just want to sleep quietly and see how long this thing lasts.

When I lay down, something tickled me, and when I turned over, I saw that it was a foldable postcard, which said "Meet with you" activity, the content was about two people pretending to be a couple for seven days, experiencing life, and after signing up, they either designated someone or matched randomly, I think it was really exciting.

I really can't imagine that there is such a good thing, and the current society is also wonderful. It's really strange every year, and there are a lot of them this year.

I looked at Xu Qing in front of me, and thought to myself, I don't know which stinky boy to cheapen.

She looked at me who was acting abnormally, and looked puzzled, "Hey, what are you doing, what are you thinking about looking at me like this?" ”

"Have you been so lonely lately, the beast inside can't hold back?"

I sneered at her, then pulled out a postcard from the couch and showed it off in front of her.

"You pay me back", she immediately rushed forward to snatch the things in my hand, but I deftly dodged it, and I saw that her expression was really anxious.

In order to avoid being beaten, when she threatened me to return after three seconds, I resolutely raised the white flag and chose to disarm and surrender.

She quickly snatched the thing from my hand, "Even if you are a little self-aware, Miss Ben will let you go today." ”

When she saw that the TV screen had jumped to the ending song, her heart that had just calmed down went crazy again, "Guo-Long-Yi, it's all your fault." ”

I could clearly feel her gnashing of teeth as I pronounced my name, and I felt that in the next second she would hit me with the remote control, so I immediately ran away from the battlefield and headed for the room.

But I didn't expect that she just angrily hugged the pillow on the sofa and silently chanted "I'm angry", but didn't chase after her. Then he nervously switched lines, "The baby is not angry, and no one pays attention to it when he is angry." ”

In this back and forth, I finally coughed lightly, and I watched her performance in a daze.

"It's a good show, it's finished, there should be applause here."

"Next SCE

e2, please invite the heroine to make a shining debut......"

"You big head"

She got up and walked towards me, so frightened that I immediately turned back, it turned out that she was just thirsty and wanted to pour water.

When she passed by the shoe cabinet with a delicate water glass, she happened to see the class reunion invitation I had casually.

As a result, I naturally picked it up and looked at it with relish, and then looked at me badly.

After a while, she cautiously walked up to me, "Can you grant me a small request?" ”

"Tell me, wait for me to be exquisite?" I answered her seriously.

"Will you just promise me, just this once?"

She immediately looked at me with pitiful eyes, I knew that she was going to shake my hand next and be coquettish, she usually loves this trick, I would like to see what else lies next.

But obviously I couldn't stand it under the weird coquettishness, "Chivalrous girl, please let me go, I will repay you as a cow and a horse in the next life." ”

I finally know what it means now: I am not afraid of women's ingenuity, but I am afraid that women love to be coquettish.

"Then you promise me, never?"

She grabbed my chin with her hand, like we usually pouted in the face.

The accompanying picture is probably, "You give me a little more (probably the meaning of strong) to try." ”

"Do I have a choice?" I feel that I have been greatly wronged, and I want to ask my mother for a hug.

"It's—that—you accompany me to that event."

After saying this, she immediately turned into the image of a lady and gave me a look that wanted to be indulged.

"Impossible, resolutely disagree."

My first reaction was to resist, I didn't resist her beauty, but I was shy to be photographed by others.

This is a show of affection and affection. I couldn't get along, well, when I didn't say.

The next second she was already looking at me angrily, "You dare to refuse me, I am not worthy of you anymore, you talk about it, you look in the mirror yourself." ”

"No, I'm not worthy of you."

I'm really wronged, more wronged than Dou E, I can't say I'm shy, then my tall personality won't collapse.

"It's okay, Miss Ben doesn't dislike you."

She suddenly turned to a smile again, and picked up the cup on the table and took a sip.

"I ......"

"There is no need to discuss this matter anymore, so it was decided."

She interrupted me, and with a royal official tone, she gave me a three-zhang red, and I had to take it.

"Well, I promise to accompany you to the class reunion."

Then her words finally made me feel a little relieved, and my psychology was like that of an obedient slave in the TV series, "Okay, master." ”