Chapter 151: The Childhood of the Mad Army
Seeing that the other party and himself gradually distanced themselves in slow motion, and there was no time to be happy, the madman felt a dizziness in his brain, although he wanted to try to stay awake, but he couldn't resist it after all, rolled his eyes, and the image in slow motion instantly returned to normal.
When the madman got up, there were still some bruises on his body, but he managed to avoid a collision.
"it!! Xiaojun, you are a god! ”
"Oh my God, how did you dodge?? Weren't you so scared that you couldn't move just now? ”
"It's like performing acrobatics!!"
Of course, before he had time to celebrate, the uncle on the motorcycle got up and immediately picked them up and scolded them.
However, everyone was a neighbor, and they didn't ask for any compensation after the lesson, and even took the madman to the health center to clean the wounds, and also went to the bone hall to check if there were any broken bones.
After that, the madman began to make all kinds of attempts, simply to experience the feeling of slow motion in a movie.
The hard work paid off, and a month later, the mad army found a good solution.
While reciting words such as time slowdown in your mind, you will immediately concentrate on the slowdown image, and occasionally you will succeed in slowing down the time around you.
But even if he succeeds once in a while, he can't last long, because it's too much energy. Almost every time I succeeded, I was so sleepy that I couldn't lift my eyes for the next hour.
Time passed, the mad army, Bai Yu's little hairy children in the village also grew up, and they reached the age of middle school.
The hometown of the mad army is called Yuanzhi Village, and the total number of people in the whole village is less than 2,000, and more than 90% of the people have lived here since the third generation of their ancestors.
After the passage of time, although the village has also developed a lot, there is no middle school, after all, it is not a few kilometers away from Luofeng Town, and the children of Yuanzhi Village go to school there when they are old. There are also buses in Luofeng Town that come to pick you up every day, and if you are too troublesome, you can live in the student dormitory.
The mad army and his best friend Bai Yu were admitted to the largest "Yayun Middle School" in Luofeng Town, which integrates junior high school and high school. The other friends were scattered to other schools.
In middle school, the Berserkers have also mastered how to slow down time.
Say "Slow" in your heart and concentrate on it.
The practice of the past few years has also allowed him to turn on and release this ability as he wants.
Thanks to Grandpa. The grandfather of the mad army is good at playing with many small things, and the butterfly knife is one of them. Once, when his grandfather saw that he was interested, he taught him, but it turned out that the berserker was a talented and fast learner, and gave him the butterfly knife as a gift on his birthday.
The Berserkers fell in love with the Butterfly Knife and worked tirelessly to use Slow's ability to practice basic skills, study combos, and even develop new routines in order to become proficient. And in the process, his Slow ability has also grown rapidly unconsciously.
When I was a child, I lived in the village, and I didn't think too much about it, but Slow's ability was at most used to practice butterfly knives, and it was fun to observe facial expressions when my grandfather laughed.
But when I went to middle school and grew up physically and mentally, the madman no longer bragged about his special abilities with others, and he also knew that he was a special case. If scientists knew about this, they wouldn't be able to do human experiments.
Sometimes the classmates dodged the flying soccer ball when they saw him easily tilt his head, and asked how he did it in amazement, and the madman said that he had good motor nerves.
Sometimes, when the wind blows on the playground, the girls' skirts are full of flowers, and when the madman quickly recites mysterious spells such as "red, green, pink, blue, black, Snoopy, hellokitty, Winnie the Pooh ......" with a serious face, the male classmates ask him how he did it, and the madman also says that his dynamic vision is actually good. Of course, they were hunted down by the embarrassed girls afterwards.
Crazy Army and Bai Yu don't like to study, but Crazy Army copied the paper of the female squad leader at the front table with his Slow ability, and then passed the answer to Bai Yu next to him.
One day at noon, the sun was warm, and a few soft clouds floated gracefully.
The bell rang, the physical education class ended, and the mad army came back to drink water after playing football, only to find that Bai Yu was not on the side of the field.
"Chubby, where's Bai Yu?" The madman touched the hot chubby with his shoulder.
"Hey, just give me a sip of water, click...... Refreshing! ”
Chubby wiped his face, squinted comfortably, and said, "He didn't go to class long ago, so he went to the girl's side." ”
The mad army sighed, turned around and ran to find Bai Yu.
When he found it, Bai Yu was squatting on the lawn with his mouth open, looking at the tennis court with an intoxicated look like a fool.
The mad army walked over and glanced at his line of sight, and indeed, a pair of big white legs full of youthful vitality were running vigorously, and the laughter like silver bells came and went.
"Or will you choose the place."
Before the madman could sit down, a crisp voice suddenly called him.
"Hey! Two little perverts, have you seen enough? Enough of it's time to help, right? ”
The mad army was stunned, and before he could figure out what was going on, he saw Bai Yu sigh twice with emotion, stood up slowly, and hugged the shoulders of the mad army.
"Let's go."
"Huh? Where to? ”
"There's no such thing as a free lunch."
The madman saw the gym teacher with a whistle around his neck, staring at them with a smile on his back.
Behind her were piles of tennis balls and props.
The mad army instantly understood why Bai Yu could sit here and enjoy the benefits in peace.
"Teacher! I didn't watch! I've just arrived?! ”
Bai Yu pretended to look sad, "Teacher! I'll go myself! One person does things and one person does it, let him go to the cafeteria to eat! Xiaojun, I'll give you a photo when I'm done packing up! ”
After speaking, Bai Yu immediately threw himself into the teacher's arms.
The teacher looked at the berserker and smiled dangerously.
"You didn't look at it, and you went back to the dormitory after eating to see it, right? Well? ”
The eyes of the surrounding girls gradually focused on the madman.
"Ahaha...... Ah, this ......"
"Why don't you come over and help!"
"Yes!!"
Bai Yu whistled and picked up the ball, and the madman held the frame expressionlessly, like a Buddha statue that emptied everything.
"It's hard work~"
"What's the hard work, two bad guys, it's cheap to do some manual work!"
The madman looked desperately at a girl glaring at him in disgust, and was immediately pulled away with a wry smile by the gentle friend beside him.
You've seen enough, I didn't even have time to speed up my heartbeat!
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and the mad army kicked Bai Yu's ass.
Bai Yu screamed and rolled over, and was about to complain when he saw the madman's somewhat sickly smile, and hurriedly flattered: "Don't, eat a hamburger after school, I'll please!" ”
"That's pretty much ......"
I was busy for a noon, I didn't have time to eat, and the afternoon class was the second company of political history, and the two of them fell asleep, and finally they were woken up by Xiaopang.
"Tsk, you all dare to do bad things in Teacher Hongyue's class, warriors."
The berserker stretched and yawned, "I'm a simple victim. ”
After thinking about it, the madman smiled maliciously, and then said to Chubby: "Chubby, why don't you go eat burgers together?" Someone pays for it. ”
"Go, go, I haven't eaten in a long time!"
Bai Yu was startled, because the sleeping position was wrong, there were folds printed on his face.
"Xiaojun, you can think clearly, I don't have 30 in my pocket, if the fat brother comes along, we can only drink water, and we can't drink any water."
"Isn't it, I remember that Uncle Bai gave you 100 the day before yesterday?"
Bai Yu's face suddenly became a little unnatural, and he hesitated for a while, and said, "This...... Let's talk about it then, anyway, it doesn't matter if the fat brother comes. ”
I saw Xiaopang standing between the two with a smile, patting them on the shoulder, and said gently: "Don't worry, we will each have a hamburger, I will never eat more, and I also have a coupon and three cups of Coke!" ”
The sunset is slightly drunk in the west, people in various costumes shuttle through the streets, and there are also many elderly people who take their Samoyeds, Akitas, small dachshunds and other dogs for a leisurely walk.
In the vicinity of the restaurants around the train stop, there are many students wearing school uniforms coming and going.
The madman sat on the red couch, snorting Coke expressionlessly, staring at the fat man in front of him rolling up his sleeves and gobbling it up.
Bai Yu sat next to Xiaopang, and he didn't bother to drink Coke, lying on the table and staring at the scenery outside the glass wall.
"If the freedom of flickering away and near is the freedom you want, then I would rather go back to living alone~"
Bai Yu hummed a song, and a dry voice sounded in his stomach.
"I can't guess it, I can't guess it~" The madman sighed and looked up at the ceiling.
Chubby has a hamburger in one hand, and there is one in front of him, as well as a pack of milk chocolate sauce fries, a cup of Dake, and a bunch of chicken thighs with only bones left.
He stuffed his mouth with food and said vaguely: "I can't blame me, who knew that this new restaurant burger is so small, and I came here last week to get a discount coupon, but the coke is delicious......"
"No, no, burgers are generally the same size and small? Inexistent. ”
Bai Yu raised his head to look at Xiao Fat, sighed, and fell back on his stomach.
"Fat brother, I don't have a dime, if you want to eat anything else, you can pay for it."
"It's easy to say, next time we go to another store to eat, there must be no clearer than me in the class when it comes to eating! Oh, you can also call Han Jun and Xiao Luo! ”
The madman could only smile wryly and nodded, and at this moment, suddenly a familiar smell of apple-scented perfume wafted into his nose.
"What, why do you still have such an expression when you eat a hamburger, you are not afraid of being photographed as an emoji."
Hearing this, the three of them looked up one after another, but it was Mr. Hongyue, who was wearing a handsome white shirt and trousers.
Red Moon lifted her chin and motioned for the madman to sit inside, and immediately put the bag on the sofa, but instead of sitting down, she squatted down and took out a large bag of snacks from the bag.
"You two are fast enough, huh? If it weren't for Han Jun, I wouldn't know where you went, by the way, I heard from Mr. Wei that you two have been sleeping in history class? ”
Seeing Hongyue narrowing his eyes dangerously, the mad army and Bai Yu's faces froze, and they shook their heads like rattles.
Chubby took a big bite of the burger, nodded and said, "Sleep, sleep like a pig." ”
As soon as he said that, the murderous gaze slashed at him from the opposite side and side, and Xiaopang immediately shrank his head, "No, no, I'm a pig, I'm a pig......"
Hongyue slightly raised the corners of her mouth and pointed at Xiaopang, "Hengshan, you'd better control your weight, if you eat like this, you will break a hundred." ”
"And the two of you, don't be so nervous, nothing else, thanks to the two of you in the physical education class, it also gave me time to prepare the lesson plan, which is a thank you. I remember when I was in school, I ate these things every day in the dormitory, and the calories were not high, so it didn't hurt to eat more. ”
The mad army was stunned for a moment, and said, "Uh...... Thank you, teacher, me, we deserve. ”
Hongyue raised her eyebrows and said jokingly, "That's not what you said at noon, right?" Perverted Mr. Superman? ”
"Change, perverted Superman?"
Seeing the mad army's bewildered look, Hongyue couldn't help but laugh.
Bai Yu hurriedly took the snacks and flipped them one by one, the more he turned them, the more happy he looked on his face.
Chubby sucked his fingers and asked curiously, "Don't you know?" That's what the girls in the class call you. ”