"Damn, how would I know! I haven't talked to anyone other than the squad leader, why is it such a nickname?! ”

Bai Yu explained nonchalantly: "Originally, your nickname seemed to be Superman, handsome guy, prince or something, but since you memorized the color of their underwear that time, the nickname of Perverted Superman has basically sat firmly." Of course, our brothers didn't see where you were handsome, but this perverted Superman is really suitable for you. ”

The madman said angrily: "Then you will tell me now!" I'll borrow you for copying ...... Uh, borrowed 20 bucks from you! Doesn't your conscience hurt! ”

Bai Yu spread his hands and said innocently: "I also found out when I chatted with the teacher today, I can't help it." Oh, by the way, the few remaining admirers of yours at the beginning seem to have all moved to Han Jun's side now, and this result is more acceptable to us, after all, they are really handsome. ”

"It's over, this must be a lonely ......"

The madman clutched his head in despair, his heart aching.

If you knew it, you wouldn't have used the Slow ability indiscriminately. He lamented in his heart.

After watching this farce with interest, Hongyue shook her head and smiled, touched the head of the madman, and stood up.

"If you know you're wrong, you can do more good things, and maybe there's a glimmer of hope. I'm not going to talk to you, I don't think you both have eaten, right? Today's exception, what do you want to eat, go and order it now, I'll leave after paying for you. ”

"Teacher, you are the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary!"

"Be poor, hurry back after eating, and don't run around outside."

Full of wine and food, the three of them patted their stomachs and burped and walked out of the store.

Chubby is a native of Luofeng Town, does not live in the dormitory, and after saying goodbye to the two, he takes the tram home. Sent Chubby away, and at Bai Yu's suggestion, as an after-dinner exercise, the two decided to go to a nearby park to play basketball for a while.

Bai Yu and the students who were about to go back after the game borrowed the ball, and the two of them shot around the three-point line, playing in circles.

"Xiaojun, do you still have pocket money? Borrow me first? ”

After throwing a ball, the mad army stared at Bai Yu and said, "You still owe me 20, by the way, where did you spend the 100 that Uncle Bai gave you, and you are not a person who spends money indiscriminately?" ”

"I seem to have met a real girl."

Bai Yu jumped and didn't score, and put on a melancholy Poss at a 45-degree angle.

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The madman jumped and didn't go in, scratching his head.

After a while, both of them were in the center. Bai Yu looked around and whispered, "Class 1 Hua Wu, you know, right?" ”

Bai Yu jumped and went in.

The mad army also threw and did not enter.

"No, you, that's a school flower, don't think about it, or, oh no, as long as you don't get distracted, it should be okay to think about it."

Bai Yu felt good, and then scored three goals in a row, and the mad army was still struggling in the middle.

"I know, but after chatting with her for a while today, I found that in addition to being beautiful, there is also an indescribable charm."

The mad army was stunned for a moment, and exclaimed: "You can, her terrible aura, I don't dare to talk to even four eggs." ”

Bai Yu snorted in disgust, "What kind of demon do you think of people, I think she is much more approachable than she seems, didn't you see it today, isn't there a school grass senior in the high school who is more handsome than Han Jun?"

He confessed to Hua Wu in public, but people were very polite and said, "I'm sorry, I still like my peers", and I struck while the iron was hot, so I went up and asked if I also had a chance, and she smiled and told me that if I could get tickets for the Cliff Song Orchestra, I would be willing to consider it. ”

The ball in the madman's hand fell to the ground, and he looked at Bai Yu who was looking at the sky at 45 degrees, and the corner of his eye twitched.

"So you think she's kind of interesting to you, too?"

Bai Yu turned his head and smiled confidently, raising his eyebrows, "Don't you think so?" ”

"What a fart! Fools can hear that she just rejected the senior, and then rejected you by the way, the ticket to the Cliff Song Orchestra?! It's not as good as the probability that the senior will return to the age of 15! We may not be able to buy all four kidneys if we sell them! ”

Bai Yu leaned over, put his arm around the shoulders of the mad army and licked his face: "You don't have to worry about this, just one word, 80 yuan, borrow it or not, really, you help me this time, I am your person tonight." ”

The mad army had a bad chill, goosebumps fell to the ground, pushed him away, and saw that he was still going to stick up, so he resolutely said: "Don't borrow!" Firstly, there is no hope in sight, and secondly! You pay back the 20 yuan you owe me first! Do you know that you owe unpaid money, if you start accumulating from elementary school, it is estimated that it will break four figures!! ”

Coughing dryly, Bai Yu pretended to be stupid, stood on the zero degree three-point line, and said: "Come and gamble, I want to win in a circle, you can lend me the money, and if I lose, I will pay you back!." ”

The mad army didn't do it, and was about to refuse, but Bai Yu had already jumped up and made a move, the ball drew a parabola, smashed on the frame and turned around twice, but didn't go in.

The ball slowly rolled to the feet of the madman, he hooked his toes, held the ball in his hand, squinted his eyes slightly and stared at Bai Yuwei and laughed twice, and said word by word: "What you said, remember." ”

Bai Yu was a little hairy by his eyes, but remembering the smell of the mad army like a public toilet today, he puffed up his chest and said proudly: "A word is a certainty, Dad will be afraid of you?!" ”

If you score one more and win, if you want to win, unless you score 10 goals in a row, according to his feel today, this probability is not much higher than buying a ticket to the Cliff Song Orchestra - at least before the madman made a move, Bai Yu really thought so.

The madman didn't jump, with one hand in his pocket, he threw one hand at the same time, and it was useless for a minute to go around to the zero three-point line on the opposite side.

Bai Yu stared at the mad army expressionlessly, and a bleak wind swept by.

“Slow！”

The Berserker couldn't help but laugh, and after a silent remark in his mind, he threw the last ball in Slow.

The basketball draws a graceful parabola, and the net falls in response, a hollow ball.

The mad army was about to smug Bai Yu to say two sentences, only to see the latter running over and quickly picking up the basketball, and immediately shouted, "Go Pikachu!" Then he threw the basketball out with all his might, turned around and ran to school.

"Bai Yu, your uncle!! Hold it!! ”

Under the sunset, two teenagers were running desperately.

The caliper in front of him was sweating profusely, and he looked like he was about to vomit.

The short-haired man in the back was holding the basketball, so angry that he opened his teeth and claws, and chased after him.

Not long after the school was out for summer vacation, the madman Bai Yu and the two went outside to wait for the bus, but unexpectedly met five people with a rather strange combination.

Teacher Hongyue, Chubby, the two girls who had a relationship with them in physical education class, and finally, the school flower of the junior high school, Flower Dance.

Teacher Hongyue raised her head and looked left and right, obviously looking for someone, and then she saw Bai Yu and immediately smiled.

"Hey, stinky boy, it's hard enough to find, why do you always run so fast."

Bai Yu carried the bag, leaned on the pole and said helplessly: "You are, why are you looking for me when you are always fine." ”

"Oh, you kid, not long ago you said that I was the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary, and this is starting to dislike you?"

"It's just a compliment, an adult can't even tell the difference between this thing, teacher."

"You're looking for a fight again, aren't you?"

The mad army watched the fire from the other side, huddled behind the sign, and was hesitating whether it would be better to run first.

From the very beginning, when I saw these people, a bad premonition flashed in my head.

Because, he saw that Chubby had at least 10 backpacks of all sizes hanging on his body!

Chubby was wet like a water ghost, staring and drooling, panting roughly, and having a capital face. Look at the three girls next to him, one with an impatient face, one with a gentle smile, and one quiet and elegant.

The only thing they have in common is that they don't have a single piece of luggage on them.

The faint content of the conversation seems to be all about the interesting story of the gentle girl's hometown.

Although the mad army doesn't know her name, that gentle girl, if he remembers correctly, it seems that her hometown is also the village of Yuanzhi.

It seems that the three elements of running have all been gathered.

The irritable girl, the cold girl, and the teacher are full of routine words between the lines.

"Xiaoyu, the teacher told you that the opportunity to spend the summer vacation with so many beautiful girls in your youth is very precious, and now you may feel that there are many opportunities, but it is not like that, and it is too late for you to regret it after refusing now...... The teacher also heard that your kid has an idea for flower dance? Don't, don't be shy...... Think about it, is this a chance to impress Hua Wu with you? ”

When the mad army saw Bai Yu's smirk, he knew that this thing was hopeless. The only thing that worries him now is that if he runs away, will Bai Yu, this kid, use the excuse of not paying him back on the grounds that he sold his teammates this time - after returning to the dormitory that day, under Bai Yu's repeated entanglement, the mad army still lent him 80 yuan.

Just as the mad army was engaged in a fierce psychological struggle, a person he had not expected at all opened his mouth.

Hua Wu showed a light smile, stroked the green silk in her ear, and whispered: "Although brave and handsome boys are also very good, but boys who have a sense of responsibility and know that they are considerate of girls I think are more attractive - now Chubby, I think it's quite handsome." ”

As soon as these words came out, the surroundings suddenly fell silent.

The mad army was stunned, and immediately exclaimed in his heart, this Nima is a black belly!

He glanced at Xiao Fat, who seemed to be a different person, straightened his waist, trembled the fat of his big belly, looked at the sky at 45 degrees, and actually showed an extremely lonely smile that even if no one understood me, I would implement my own philosophy.

Please! Bai Yu, you kid must wake up!

The mad army looked at Bai Yu, but he walked in front of Xiao Fat, held his shoulder, and showed an extremely lonely smile that even if no one in this world understands you and me, I am also your last bosom friend.

"What a couple of unproductive ones! I'd better run, this woman is terrible......"

Pretty and black-bellied, they will send ten more of them, this is really to agree to the request of Teacher Hongyue, this summer they are not how people want to call!

Money is gone, you can make it again, but freedom is priceless!

The mad army looked at the sky 45 degrees, revealing an extremely lonely smile that would not give up his freedom even if he was nicknamed "Perverted Superman" by the girls in the class.

"Teacher, leave their business to us! There is no place in the village that we are not familiar with, you can rest assured! ”

Bai Yu carried the luggage on Xiaopang's body, and his face suddenly turned red, but he still boasted about Haikou.

"We?" Teacher Hongyue raised her eyebrows, and a playful smile floated on the surface.

"Yes, Xiaojun and me...... Hey? Where is Xiaojun? Little Army! Little Army! ”

The mad army looked up at the blue sky, smiled desolately, and a crystal tear slipped through the corner of his eye.

In this way, under the watchful eyes of Teacher Hongyue and Xiaopang waving their hands and smiling, Mad Jun and Bai Yu carried half of their luggage and got on the bus back to Yuanzhi Village with the three girls.

On the bus, five people sat in the last row, and there was no one on the bus, only a few students sat in the first few rows.