Chapter 367 [Great Sage Spares His Life!!] 】
"Hah...... Ha...... You...... Hello......" The big fat man thought about it and decided to choose to follow his heart and say hello to the other party. As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person, I'm so friendly, you won't pick up an iron rod and beat me, right?
As it turned out, he was thinking a little too much.
Because after the Monkey King finished greeting him, his eyes quickly became bloodshot.
And the iron rod in his hand has a vague meaning of being erected.
"Damn!!"
The big fat man snorted, jumped up and prepared to escape.
As for the so-called 100 spiritual energy crystals of the Iron Rooster, whoever wants to earn it can earn it, anyway, he doesn't plan to earn it.
The sailors in the live broadcast room, not only did they not sympathize when they saw this, but they wanted to laugh a little.
"Whoa!!"
The monkey king looked up to the sky and roared, it was very bad.
The head rushed up as soon as it was hot, but it turned out to be like a swatting fly, and it was directly pushed aside.
And then I met a human who said hello to him, are you mocking me?
For a moment, it thought of the days when it was once seen by the 'two-legged beasts' and threw bananas.
Before the mutation, it was naturally very happy to have food!
But at the moment, it already has some intelligence.
Although it may not be comparable to humans, it is not necessarily much worse. When a creature has wisdom, it is ashamed to think in its heart!!
"Brush ......"
With just a slight jump, the Monkey King came to the escape route of the big fat man.
At the same time, the iron rod in his hand was raised.
As soon as the 'two-legged beast' enters its attack range, then it will be greeted with an invincible stick, and your head will be shattered!
[It's over the calf, fat brother pills.] Silence...... Candle / Candle / Candle /】
[Look at the expression of the great sage, he wants to eat people. 】
"When did you bastards, when did you still have the heart to tease me?" The big fat man couldn't wait to drop his mobile phone on the faces of the sailors, didn't he see that this was a life-threatening scene?
And the one who gave him some wax, I remember you!
At the last moment, when the Monkey King was about to swing the iron rod.
The big fat man raised his right hand and popped out an index finger.
"Medium!"
"Squeak Squeak......"
The Monkey King shuddered violently, and then the iron rod in his hand slipped abruptly.
"Bang Dang!!"
Then it began to tremble, and its expression changed dramatically.
His eyes narrowed, and there seemed to be a few blush on his face?
A strange, reassuring sound came from his throat.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, he frantically fled in the opposite direction, rushing towards the golden giant.
You can't run, and now you can only survive in death.
How can it be said that the golden giants are all scavengers, so they won't die without saving, right?
It's better than continuing to run out, waiting for the Monkey King to recover, and slashing him to death with a stick.
[This...... Immortals show the way? 】
[How do I look at the expression of the great sage, it seems to be refreshing from head to toe? 】
The big fat man accidentally glanced at the barrage on his mobile phone, and his face turned black instantly, speaking of which was his unbearable memory.
In fact, he has two abilities, of course, they are not serious.
Playing down one's presence doesn't sound like much.
In fact, just thinking about it makes people blush quickly.
After all, in some film and television animation works in the world, this thing is about to be used up.
And it's not a positive image, it's as obscene as it is.
The other is called the ability of the immortals to guide the way.
When I think about it, it's all tears.
He used to be a member of the live broadcast army, but unfortunately almost all of the people who could be anchors were handsome men and beautiful women.
And a big fat man, if he doesn't do food broadcasting, he can't become popular when he thinks about it.
So, this guy found a different way.
Isn't it live in the wild?
It's been a long time since I really went to the wild!
Then he prepared everything and went to the field for live broadcasting.
The first night was calm.
As soon as he woke up the next morning, the big fat man froze.
Because next to his sleeping bag, there are two leopards lying on the left and right.
If you change your brain, it's not normal, and it's estimated that you will have to turn on the live broadcast on your mobile phone to earn eyeballs.
At that time, the big fat man's brain was still very normal, and the only thing he wanted was to escape.
But the tragedy happened, because of his size, caused the slightest movement to wake up the two leopards.
In the eyes of the two pairs of beasts, the big fat man is called a desperate.
Their own tonnage is enough for them to have a full meal.
The mind was instantly empty, and the whole person began to exude endless brain holes.
How good would it be if at this time, the two leopards suddenly fell into love?
When the time comes, he will be busy making a little leopard, who cares about him, a big fat man.
Then something surprising happened, the two leopards went crazy and suddenly started to do shameful things in front of him.
The big fat man was so confused for a moment, and then immediately fled.
Tents, sleeping bags, survival tools, food, drinking water, mobile phones, etc., all left him behind.
With its tonnage of 300 catties, he ran out for more than 20 miles in one go.
Sometimes if you don't push yourself, you'll never know where the limits are!
When he was behind, he gradually figured out his ability to make the beast feel emotional.
And then upgrade to, with a finger in your hand, you can immerse the beast in the comfort of making a child.
......
On the other side, He Xiaotian swept the whole audience and beat all the leaders of the beast herd.
The giant white tiger with an overall length of six meters made him open the scoop with one axe.
It was the one who called the most fiercely before, and it was the one who died the worst.
The five-meter-tall giant orangutan was only blown off by the gale that the wind slashed out by the Wind Tomahawk.
wanted to escape, but was chased by He Xiaotian and kicked to death.
A vicious-looking crocodile?
It seems that in the chaotic battle, he accidentally let He Xiaotian kill him.
The whole process does not take more than thirty seconds.
He destroyed the withered and decayed, and beat the four great beasts to pieces.
The rest of the small fish and shrimp ran away frantically.
The Monkey King, who was halfway cool, recovered with it.
"Whoa!!"
A roar of rage came out of his throat, and the monkey hair all over his body exploded.
The body looks like it, but it is a little more swollen.
The eyes were densely bloodshot, intersecting each other.
The whole monkey looked like it had lost its mind.
It stepped forward, ready to pick up the rod and blast the human's brain.
As a result, his feet were weak, and he didn't kneel on the ground.
At this time, the anger in its heart has been burned!
'Damn two-legged beast. ’
teeth, all biting out blood.
"Whoa!!"
The Monkey King, leap sharply.
The big fat man heard an angry roar behind him and looked back.
The monkey bared his teeth and grinned, looking like he had killed his father and enemy.
"Medium!"
In desperation, he raised his hand again.
The Monkey King stiffened, and a comfortable expression appeared on his face again.
"Dangchang!"
The whole monkey fell from the air and fell to the ground.
The big fat man cried while running, but he couldn't use it anymore.
If you use it again, you risk being rigged if you don't get it right.
It's probably been cool once, and the duration of this time is obviously not as long as the first time.
In less than ten seconds, the Monkey King recovered.
And the expression, several times more dangerous than before.
The eyeballs were about to pop out, and I gritted a few teeth with hatred.
Pick up the iron rod and take a step forward.
"Dangchang!"
Twice in a row, my legs are really soft.
The big fat man looked at the monkey king who got up and chased after him, and his heart was cool and cool.
"One last time, one last time. My luck can't be so bad, right? ”
His abilities seem to be very useful for beasts, but they actually have side effects.
Since the upgrade, although it will not let the beasts enter the estrus stage, it will make them directly refreshed. However, if you use it on the same beast in a row, it will arouse their desire, and you will incarnate into a complete body.
Suddenly, there is something just what.
"Medium!"
The monkey king suddenly slammed his body, and the big fat man was full of joy.
Sure enough, my luck is not so bad.
But right away, he burst into tears.
Because after a beating, the Monkey King immediately burst out with a faster speed and rushed towards him.
And the expression is not to mention how and thirsty he is, and his eyes are full of lust!!
What's even more worrying is that the second iron rod of the Monkey King was erected.
"Mayay!"
The speed of the big fat man was raised.
The traffic in the live broadcast room surged instantly.
The platform is even more unscrupulous and secretly changed its name - the story that the fat man and the Great Sage have to tell.
"Help! Help me! ”
The big fat man kept his tears in his eyes, this was in front of tens of thousands of sailors.
In case you are caught up by the Monkey King, press it on the ground......
I didn't dare to continue thinking about it, it was terrifying.
He Xiaotian carried the wind and battle axe, and watched the scene of the monkey chasing people with interest.
He had already discovered this super fat man with a tonnage of three hundred pounds, and followed his sneaky shooting all the way.
And the Monkey King deliberately filmed it, so he wanted to know what the reaction would be to this guy, which was considered a punishment for him.
I have a huge strength, I really have to work hard, hehe.
The small body of the Monkey King can also be used in the zoo.
The result of this meeting was unexpected!
The ability of the big fat man is quite interesting.
The high tide that caught the Monkey King off guard twice, and the third time directly made the other party fall into an estrus period.
Even delirious, chasing a fat man for the sun.
The strength of the Monkey King is about six pins.
Presumably the monkey that killed dozens of scavengers.
And the ability to make a fat man who is recruited by a six-rank mutant beast is naturally not simple.
It's just, it's too obscene, isn't it?
The big fat man looked at He Xiaotian who was standing in the distance watching the play, and his eyes burst out with an unprecedented desire to survive.
"Help!! Giant, help!! ”
It's a pity that the other side has always been indifferent, and even showed a rather interested look, as if he was expecting something.
"I don't shoot secretly anymore, I don't dare anymore."
The big fat man was chased by the Monkey King, and his brain was extraordinarily bright.
Almost instantly, I thought of my mistake and apologized.
And at this moment, the Monkey King had already caught up.
And pushed him to the ground, and with a hiss, pulled his jeans off.
"Mother!!"
At this moment, the live broadcast room suddenly fell into a dead silence.
Then, a dense barrage erupted in the next second!