Chapter 368 [Super Big Mac in the Bird Lake!] 】
"Phew!" He Xiaotian knew that he couldn't continue to watch from the wall, and the big fat man didn't make any big mistakes in the final analysis. Besides, let a monkey just man in front of him. The monkey is willing, and he still dislikes the other party's spicy eyes.
"In broad daylight, you have done such an offensive. Fatty, I'll tell Roger to throw you to the Strange Man Transformation Academy and take care of the transformation. ”
He Xiaotian carried the wind battle axe, and said with a righteous face.
When the big fat man heard this, he was completely stunned.
Big brother, are you mistaken.
If you hadn't slapped the Monkey King over, would I have been so miserable?
I don't want to be vulgar!
Who would want to be pressed to the ground by a monkey to the sun?
The Monkey King, who was preparing to make an action, had collapsed to the ground because of the loud cheers against it.
In one sentence, the brain is buzzing.
It lay on the ground, looking at the big fat man who lifted his pants, and his heart was full of grief and indignation.
Join forces and bully a monkey!
"Little fat man, come here."
He Xiaotian hooked his fingers, this fat man with a tonnage of three hundred pounds, had no choice but to lift his pants and walk over with his mobile phone.
At this moment, he didn't dare to look at the barrage of his mobile phone at all.
But like a mirror in my heart, there must be a lot of noise in the live broadcast room.
And the picture that he was almost just given by a monkey must have become popular all over the Internet.
Maybe at this time, those who have good things will only do a good job of emojis.
When you go out in the future, you must not dress up in disguise.
After all, this kind of name is not a good name.
Just thinking about how acquaintances will meet in the future, the fat man is full of mush.
In the future, I won't beat a single, right?
"Lad, give me a perfect explanation. Otherwise, you will live with the Monkey King in the future. I think its feelings for you are quite special and persistent. He Xiaotian leaned down and said with a wicked smile.
The fat man even rolled his eyes when he listened, special persistence?
It's a good feeling!!
Give a cement pillar and you can wear it every day.
"Big big ...... Big Guy...... I'm ...... I only ....... Just straight...... Live ......" the fat man stumbled and explained, he couldn't help but be nervous. TOP01 of the peak list of the magic capital's strength can be called the cards in the board.
With the strength to sweep the zoo, who can remain calm?
What's more, if you almost let the monkey give the day, you have to be in the same mood as the fat man at the moment.
"Yo! Can't see that it's still a public figure? ”
"Don't make a fuss...... Big guy I'm ...... I'm the math of this...... What the hell...... What's the public ...... Character ......"
He Xiaotian looked at the fat man and smiled slightly, quite self-aware.
"Turn off the live broadcast, and half of the gift amount will be distributed to charity. The remaining half is paid for your fearless adventure. Do you understand? By the way, half of what I'm talking about is not the ones that the live streaming platform gives you, but all of them.
If they don't like it, you ask their person in charge to come to me at the Modu Scavengers Headquarters Building. Lao Tzu is the face of the magic capital, and the appearance fee is not hundreds of millions, are you embarrassed to speak? ”
These words were naturally broadcast live word for word, and the platform listened to it sweating profusely.
Give and give, give it all, and donate an additional 10 million!
Anyway, the platform has earned a lot of traffic, and this wave is not a loss.
Next, the fat man closed the live broadcast room very obediently.
More than 100,000 people faced the black screen and instantly scolded.
The dense barrage stained the screen white.
"Follow me." He Xiaotian's voice fell, and he turned around and walked towards the Black and White Tuanzi Pavilion.
The monkey king, who had regained his senses, did not squeak when he saw this.
Instead, he continued to lie on the ground and raise his corpse, hoping that the golden two-legged beast would not notice it.
Feeling that the two of them were walking away, the Monkey King opened his eyes.
The safari is too dangerous, so I'd better leave early.
As a result, the moment he opened his eyes, a super big axe that spanned a distance of more than seventy meters smashed into its skull.
"Poof!"
【Ding! Kill the Six-Rank Mutant Monkey King and gain 8,000 experience points. 】
After killing so many scavengers, can you still stay until the New Year?
It's ugly, but it's beautiful!
He Xiaotian pursed his lips in the fat man's trembling eyes, withdrew the wind tomahawk with a dissatisfied expression, and carried it on his shoulder.
Bah! What a pick!
Came to the Black and White Dango Pavilion, twelve mutant big dango with a height of six meters.
Roll quickly and come to the front of the crowd.
staring vigilantly, the tall He Xiaotian was afraid that he would suddenly attack and attack the crowd.
"Yo he, this ball is not raised in vain, and I know how to protect people."
Like the sound of a thunderstorm, many people are dizzy.
He Xiaotian can't help it, no matter how much he lowers his voice, it's still very loud.
Unless you keep your mouth shut and don't speak.
"Whoever is in charge, or who is your temporary leader, come out and talk to me."
The words fell, and a middle-aged man was helped out tremblingly.
Look at his sallow face, and thin body.
It is estimated that he is hungry and his body is seriously undernourished.
"I'm ...... I'm a zoo...... The director of the zoo ......"
As soon as he said a few words, he was out of breath, looking like he was going to lose his breath at any time.
"Forget it, I'll just say it." The woman who was holding him, wearing work clothes, helped the director to the side and sat down, and told He Xiaotian about the cause and effect of the incident.
It turned out that at the time of the change, this woman was feeding pots of milk to the black and white dumplings.
And so I witnessed, an amazing scene.
I saw the dumplings, like balloons, skyrocketing.
It has grown to a height of six meters, and its strength is even greater.
The rockery was slapped to pieces, and it was as simple as blowing a breath.
And there is no desire to attack.,It's very friendly to the nurses and dads.。
It's just a pity that you can't just hold their thighs and be coquettish.
The six-meter black and white dumplings are spoiled, and they want to die!
But not all animals that have undergone mutations are as kind as dango.
For example, the Monkey Mountain, the Crocodile Pond, the White Tiger Area, and the Orangutan Park near the Black and White Dango Pavilion are all very irritable and even start attacking humans.
The woman went out with two groups and saved many colleagues and tourists.
In the initial chaos, they gathered and obtained a lot of survival supplies, waiting for rescue.
In fact, at first, these people tried to rely on the group to kill themselves out of the safari park.
It's just that the four major beast herds of mutations are eyeing them.
What's more, around here, there are more than just beasts such as the Monkey King.
The flamingos are also mutated, and they are more ferocious, and the big fireballs can not be faked.
The land was torn apart and charred black.
As a last resort, I can only wait for outside rescue.
Today, the four major beasts don't know what medicine they have taken, perhaps because their patience is exhausted, and they want to storm the Black and White Dango Pavilion.
If it weren't for He Xiaotian's sideways intervention, it is estimated that today's formation would be like this.
Even if they can keep their gang, I'm afraid that most of the black and white dumplings will be lost.
"Squeak ......" "Squeak ......"
After He Xiaotian listened, he found two black and white dumplings, one left and one right, protecting his thighs.
Then there was a kind of scream, as if to be coquettish.
"I'm sorry, Dongfu and Nanshou haven't drunk pots of milk for half a month." The woman's face was full of smiles, just now He Xiaotian showed great might, and the picture of solving the four major beasts with three punches and two feet is still very deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
They didn't drink it, so could it be that I did?
He Xiaotian's face was full of black lines, and this ball was a bit big.
"Have you noticed anything unusual about the Bird Lake lately? Or rather, shiny underwater? "He's going to get information and play a wave of monopoly. Reason? No one saw it, so what a reason was needed.
There is no evidence, be careful that I sue you for slander.
At the mention of the word Bird Lake, the woman's face changed suddenly.
"You're going to Poultry Lake?"
"What, there's a problem?"
If it's okay here, He Xiaotian can really go and hang the southeast branch.
"It's better not to go, I saw with my own eyes the other day, and the bird lake seems to have a behemoth. The head alone is no smaller than yours. It was even a few points bigger, when the backwater was surging, setting off a monstrous wave.
Many of the fowls that had changed were running away like crazy. And the dumplings are also very uneasy. Do you have to let out a beast roar, as if you are deterring something? ”
Hearing this, He Xiaotian was not only not afraid, but excited.
"Great!"
Since it is a behemoth, it must not be a weak chicken.
Whether it's killed or captured alive, you can get a lot of money.
This applause made the woman very embarrassed.
Only the big fat man has a look of adoration.
is worthy of being the first person in the magic capital, and the reaction when he encounters a monster is unexpected.
Alas, how good would I be if I could do that?
It's just that when he thinks of his two unserious abilities, he is like a frosted eggplant, wilting his head.
Frustrated .jpg.
"Let's go, fatty, come with me to the Poultry Lake."
The big fat man who weighed as much as three hundred heard this: "??? ”
Big guy, this joke isn't funny at all, it's amazing!
"Personally, I think it's a bit of a drag, so don't ......," He Xiaotian interrupted before the big fat man finished speaking. I'll allow you to shoot, but you're not allowed to stream it. Follow-up profits, no dime for you. ”
"Don't go anyway, it's a rare opportunity to go to the soup for the big guy, and I personally don't give up. Don't mention profits, raising money hurts the relationship between us. ”
He Xiaotian squinted his eyes and looked at the serious fat man.
"Okay, then give me all the follow-up profits."
"Huh?!"
The big fat man was dumbfounded, your old man doesn't play cards according to the routine.
"Silly, huh? You said you had nothing to pretend to be forced to, and you couldn't get a dime. Follow me, or I'll send you to the Monkey King. ”
He Xiaotian's voice fell, and he walked towards the bird lake with a wind and battle axe.
The big fat man slapped himself hard and called you cheap.
The two of them did not wait for a moment to reach the edge of the bird lake.
It was too stimulating before, and it had already given rise to the urge to urinate.
With He Xiaotian's support, the big fat man unbuttoned his belt with great vigor and released the water flow towards the poultry lake.
And then...... Then a huge black shadow rose from the bottom of the lake.
The flow of water is intermittent until there is none.
He looked at the huge head in front of him, already staring at his brother's big eyes, and smiled slightly embarrassed without losing his manners.
"Big brother, I just can't hold it back, do you believe it?"