At this time, everyone had no interest in drinking any more, so they went home. Gu Ming still went to sleep at a relative's house; It's so late, and I don't know what relatives he is going to; Zeng Fan could only go to Liu Jianxiong nearby to sleep. When he arrived at Liu Jianxiong's residence, Zeng Fan saw that the man who lived with Liu Jianxiong was already asleep; The smoke in the house had gone, but there was still a lingering heat and stench of people dissipating - in short, people didn't want to stay here.

Zeng Fan was already hungry, but Liu Jianxiong had no intention of making food, so he could only endure hunger. Zeng Fan didn't take off his clothes and lay directly on the bed. The bed was small, but the mattress was very thick, and it was a little cramped for the three of them to sleep on.

Liu Jianxiong soon fell asleep, making a very rhythmic snoring sound, and the other one snored as if he was not convinced. Zeng Fan, who was lying on the bed, couldn't wait to strangle these two people in the past, and he couldn't help but regret coming to join in the fun. Boarding students engage in birthday PA

ty is a common thing, although he is curious about these things, he doesn't want to join in, just as people who like to watch ** police movies don't necessarily want to be a crazy boy.

Zeng Fan didn't know when he fell asleep, he was woken up by thirst once, he was woken up by urine again, and the last time he was woken up by the sound of morning exercises at school.

"Late!" Zeng Fan woke up from his dream, he rolled over and got up, and quickly woke up the other two.

When Zeng Fan arrived at school, he was already studying early, but fortunately the teacher didn't find out that he was late. After sitting down, Zeng Fan felt itchy all over his body, and it turned out that he had been bitten by mosquitoes. He couldn't help but think: "Mosquitoes are really the most annoying thing in the world, even if they suck blood, they even make a lot of bags, which makes people uncomfortable." But he also admired that the mosquito that bit him was not drunk by his own alcohol. He didn't know that people who drink alcohol have more mouths than mosquitoes, so experienced people have prepared snacks before drinking - plugging the mouths of people who talk a lot.

The first period in the morning was a math class, and I don't know what Ma Tao was crazy about, so he suddenly changed seats with Zeng Fan's table before class and sat with Zeng Fan. In the fourth class, it is common to change seats, but unfortunately it can't be changed with other classes, otherwise Zeng Fan would have sat with An Xue a long time ago.

Zeng Fan didn't know why Ma Tao wanted to change seats with him, but he kept chattering, so that he was frequently "favored" by the teacher. Mathematics teacher Zhang Yicai is explaining the trajectory of a parabola, and he points several points on a parabola and divides it into several sections, like a snake that has been smashed flat.

After seeing that the threat in his eyes didn't work, Zhang Yicai threw the chalk head in his hand as well; The chalk drew a beautiful arc in the air, and then hit the target with unmistakable accuracy - Ma Tao's forehead. Although Zeng Fan was not hit, he was still surprised.

After Zeng Fan was frightened, he didn't dare to speak again. Ma Tao seemed to have endless words, completely ignoring the teacher's warning. It's not at all like he behaved in English class - he has been drowsy, Zeng Fan wondered if he had drunk too much last night and had been poisoned by alcohol.

Zhang Yicai finally spoke: "Do you two have so much to say?" Whoever changes seats, goes back to their seats. ”

It's a pity that the math teacher doesn't have the strength of the computer teacher, so he can't pinch a piece of chalk into powder one by one, and then say coldly: "Whoever speaks in class, this chalk will be the end." "A computer teacher who is more than 1.9 meters tall and has powerful hands is definitely better than a dashing math teacher who says ten sentences.

After a long time, Ma Tao still didn't move. Zeng Fan touched him with his elbow and told him to return to his seat. How do you know that Ma Tao is like a monkey who has an out-of-body soul to fight with the goblin, motionless, but the damn thing is that this guy actually bit the pen in his mouth, like a yellow flower girl who has just been taken off the hijab, and he doesn't dare to raise his head. Zeng Fan was disgusted while crying out for the pen he bit in his mouth.

Zhang Yicai continued to speak politely and threatened to go to the head teacher.

Seeing that Ma Tao continued to remain out of body state, Zeng Fan had no choice but to sit at the same table with Ma Tao. Ma Tao's tablemate was a very sturdy girl, but she seemed to be afraid of Zeng Fan's appearance, and kept squeezing in, almost squeezing into the crack in the wall. Zeng Fan was also so frightened that he didn't dare to move, for fear that she would think that he was going to insult her, and wondered if the fat girls were all timid.

After class, Zeng Fan immediately looked for Ma Tao and wanted to change his seat back, but Ma Tao was like a corrupt official who went abroad, and he didn't want to come back after being killed. At this time, Zeng Fan realized that things were a little strange: Ma Tao had been wrong since he came in the morning, he kept talking to himself in class, and when the teacher asked him to change seats, he pretended to be dumb, so there was only one reason - he did it on purpose. He first used the stunt of gossiping, dead skin, and pretending to be deaf and dumb, and finally made a trick of the golden cicada to get out of the shell and go as a plan; In order to get rid of his tablemates, it was really painstaking.

No matter how Zeng Fan coerced and tempted, Ma Tao was unmoved, as if Yue Buqun, who was competing with Linghu Chong, had practiced the magic skills of "Golden Face Cover" and "Iron Mask" to the realm of supernatural beauty. In addition to being angry, Zeng Fan decided to sever all ties with the class enemy, and even returned the books lent to him by Ma Tao, scolding him for still studying Carnegie relations, and in the end he couldn't even get along well with his classmates.

Zeng Fan returned home at noon, and his great-mother asked him why he spent the night outside. Zeng Fan naturally didn't dare to say that he was going to celebrate his classmate's birthday, let alone drinking. But he was born with no talent for lying, and after a few words, his great-mother discovered the problem.

"You're not a smoker, are you?" Great-mother asked suddenly.

Zeng Fan was taken aback, thinking that the smell of smoke in Liu Jianxiong's house last night should not have been brought to the house - even if he was contaminated with the smell of smoke, it was also in the abalone industry, and he didn't smell it. Fortunately, he didn't smoke, and he had an obvious psychological advantage against the enemy: "No, I hate the smell of smoke the most," and after saying that, he felt that he was not resolute enough, and added, "I also hate smokers." ”

The great-mother was very satisfied after hearing this, but she heard the great-father cough twice and said, "I'll go out for a walk." ”

Zeng Fan then remembered that his father was also a smoker; Just now, he was only interested in proving his innocence, but he accidentally injured the innocent.

Zeng's mother asked, "It's time to eat, what are you going out for?" ”

"Go get a cigarette." Outside, my great-father's voice was heard.

Great-mother continued: "You are still young, don't learn to smoke, even when you grow up; Smoking not only harms your body, but also annoys others when they look at it. ”

Two more coughs from my great-father were heard outside, and it seemed that he had not gone far.

Zeng Fan immediately promised that he would never smoke in the future, and he couldn't learn from Guan Yu to make a military order on the spot.

"Don't drink alcohol, it's not a good thing." Great-mothers knew that tobacco and alcohol were not separated, and after criticizing smoking, she continued to criticize alcohol.

This time it was Zeng Fan's turn to cough.

"Are you both sick today, why do you keep coughing - no matter what happens to you in the future, try to come home at night, I had a dream last night, it's weird and scary - okay, go and call your dad to come in for dinner."

Zeng's father came in, winked at Zeng Fan, and said, "People who smoke hate, but people who drink don't hate it, right?" ”

Zeng Fan was a little embarrassed, and he didn't know what to say.

"Don't say these nasty things in front of your son." Great-mother was angry.

"Haha, just kidding, eat, eat." Great-father was hated twice, didn't dare to say it again, and quickly picked up the bowl.