Zeng Fan began to think about what gift to give Liu Jianxiong when he was studying at night, although he didn't like to do birthday PA very much

ty, but the rules still have to be followed, and you can't go empty-handed. It is said that in ancient times, it was popular to give birthday gifts, such as a certain official's birthday, and his subordinates wanted to pat his ass, so they made a mouse out of gold and gave it to him, because he was a rat. The official saw the way to make money and said to his subordinates: "Next month is my wife's birthday, and she belongs to the ox." ”

Although Zeng Fan doesn't have to shoot Liu Jianxiong's sycophant, he can't buy gifts. After the evening self-study, Zeng Fan went out with Ma Tao and the others, and then he realized that he didn't need to think about what gifts to give at all, just buy similar ones as others.

What Ma Tao and the others bought was nothing more than a few yuan, just a small painting with words such as "Happy Birthday" and "Friendship Forever". Zeng Fan picked a painting with bamboo, and the inscription on it was "Rising Steadily", although it was a bit unexpected, and he couldn't manage it so much in a hurry.

Zeng Fan followed Ma Tao and the others to Liu Jianxiong's residence, and saw that there were already five or six people sitting in the small room, all of whom were holding cigarettes in their hands, and a few beers were placed at their feet. These people didn't know anyone before. Although the windows had been opened, there was still a miasma of smoke in the room, and Zeng Fan also admired that these people could stay without wearing gas masks.

Liu Jianxiong saw that more and more people were coming, and the house could no longer sit down, so he asked everyone to carry beer and go to the hill behind the school, saying that there were still "big people" coming later. Zeng Fan was frightened by Liu Jianxiong's "big man", and wondered if the principal and school leaders were coming. Despite this thought, he put down the gift and picked up a beer up the mountain.

There was no moon that night, so everyone had to go up the mountain in the dark. Fortunately, everyone often comes to this mountain, and the mountain road is easy to walk, so you don't have to worry about rolling down the mountain. Liu Jianxiong found a relatively flat place, beckoned everyone to sit down, and went down the mountain to pick up the "big man". Zeng Fan had nothing to do, so he had to sit together and eat melon seeds. Many people didn't know Zeng Fan, and they didn't have anything to say, so they said: "It's so dark tonight." I don't know who on the other side responded: "Yes, you can see a lot of stars." ”

Just when one of them pulled out the flower of their class, Zeng Fan saw a flashlight flashing at the bottom of the mountain, and soon the flashlight came up the mountain. The person who came was probably the "big man" in Liu Jianxiong's mouth. Liu Jianxiong said that he was the "fourth brother". Shanhe Middle School's "Eight King Kongs" are famous, and although Zeng Fan has not seen all of them, he has heard them.

The "fourth brother" took off his sunglasses and said to everyone that he had just sent a girl home, so he was late, please forgive me; After speaking, he took out a bottle of liquor from his arms.

Zeng Fan secretly thought that the "fourth brother" deserved to be a brother, he was big, and he wore sunglasses at night, so it was no wonder that he had to go up the mountain with a flashlight.

When the "fourth brother" sat down, he was about to smoke, Liu Jianxiong hurriedly said, how could he let the "fourth brother" smoke, and as he spoke, he took out his own cigarette and distributed it to everyone. Zeng Fan didn't smoke, but Liu Jianxiong didn't want to pick it up, so he had to hold it and light it as a mosquito coil.

After Liu Jianxiong finished sending out the cigarette, he was about to light a cigarette for the "fourth brother", but the "fourth brother" "snapped" and hit his own lighter, and said lazily: "You are a birthday star today, how can you let you light a cigarette for me." As the "fourth brother" spoke, the flames on the lighter twisted and jumped, and the face of the "fourth brother" was also cloudy. "Since everybody's here, it's brothers, don't fuck anymore...... That one...... Yes, be reserved, don't be reserved. Without further ado, brothers drink, I'll pass first. ”

Zeng Fan sat on the right hand side of the "Fourth Brother", and the "Fourth Brother" passed the test, so he should start first. The "fourth brother" didn't know Zeng Fan, so Liu Jianxiong introduced: "This is Zeng Fan in our class," and pointed to Sun Haoming and said, "That is the first place in our class, Sun Haoming, they are all good students." ”

The "fourth brother" giggled and said, "Good student, can you make a fist?" ”

"A little." Zeng Fan said with some embarrassment. In fact, Zeng Fan only learned to draw fists with Jiang Jianguo not long ago, but his fingers were still not easy to fall; He punched just to compete with Jiang Jianguo for a seat, and whoever wins will let whoever sits outside.

"I drink spicy food, what about you?" The "fourth brother" asked Zeng Fan. Spicy refers to liquor.

"I'll drink spicy too." Zeng Fan said.

"It's a pity that there is no fragrant food to eat," the "fourth brother" even joked, "Come on, I'll ask the good student for two punches, bring one first." "The first round of two people is not really the beginning, but a polite word such as "good brothers", which is said to be good. But acquaintances often omit this step as well.

After all, Zeng Fan had just learned to draw boxing, and he was inevitably nervous when facing a martial arts master like "Fourth Brother". Under the aggressive momentum of the "fourth brother", Zeng Fan lost four punches in a row. Four glasses of wine in my stomach, burning my stomach so hot that it hurts.

The remaining two punches of the "fourth brother" no longer rowed, and drank two cups by himself. Generally, two people draw six punches, and when they reach four to zero, the winner often no longer draws down, which is called "being a man and leaving a line, and seeing each other in the future". But two wines still have to be drunk, because in any case, six glasses of wine are to be drunk.

"Good students only care about studying, and this punch needs to be practiced more." "Fourth brother" said with a big grin.

Zeng Fan was bitter in his mouth, and responded: "Yes, yes, you still have to practice." ”

After the "fourth brother" and Zeng Fan finished rowing, they began to drink other people to row; He still drank liquor, and everyone else drank beer. Gu Ming didn't make a fist, and the "fourth brother" was rock-paper-scissors with him, but he failed miserably, losing four in a row.

When it was Liu Jianxiong's turn, he had been divided by the "fourth brother" by four to zero, but the "fourth brother" had to continue. Liu Jianxiong screamed and said: "Hey, 'fourth brother', you're not kind, it's all four, why are you still ......?"

"Fourth brother" smiled and said, "You are a birthday star, of course you are different from others, you were won by that young man just now," the fourth brother pointed at Gu Ming, "What if you don't get it back from you, you can continue to take it." ”

Six to zero, Liu Jianxiong didn't win a single punch, he said with a bitter face: "'Fourth brother', you want to drink one for me now." ”

"Haha, seeing that you are pitiful, I will help you replace one." "Fourth Brother" and Liu Jianxiong touched the wine glass and drank it all.

Liu Jianxiong asked Ma Tao and Sun Haoming to give him one each, and he drank a total of three glasses of wine.

The "fourth brother" said with disdain: "You still want to mix in the wine field, you can't win with a fist, and the amount of alcohol is poor, so let's go home and hold the child." ”

Liu Jianxiong said: "This is not to be happy with the brothers: besides, the 'fourth brother' can drink so much, of course I can't drink it." ”

The "fourth brother" suddenly said "hey": "What can I drink, I am a poor drinker among our brothers; You haven't seen our boss drink and scare you kid to death. Then the "fourth brother" told the glorious past of their brothers.

After listening to it, Zeng Fan learned that the "Eight King Kongs" were still the "Eight Wine Tanks", in addition to being good at playing all kinds of group fights and scattered racks, he also drank almost every day, not drunk or unhappy. If you know that in addition to being able to strengthen people's courage and make Li Baidou drink a hundred poems, you can also enter the eyes of "King Kong", you must happily volatilize yourself.

Zeng Fan heard the "fourth brother" say again: "Although our brother is not very nosy now, if someone makes trouble with you, you will find me and kill him." ”

Liu Jianxiong hurriedly said gratefully: "It's enough to have the phrase 'fourth brother'. ”

It was already past midnight, and the wine was almost drunk, and everyone wanted to go back to sleep after a short time of chatter. The "fourth brother" picked up the unfinished liquor he brought and was about to leave, Liu Jianxiong and everyone got up to deliver it.

When he arrived at the bottom of the mountain, Zeng Fan saw a brand-new Jialing motorcycle. Ma Tao praised: "If such an exquisite car is parked at the bottom of the mountain, isn't the 'fourth brother' afraid of being stolen?" ”

The "fourth brother" smiled: "In this place, who dares to steal our brother's car, don't want to mix?" ”

The "fourth brother" put on sunglasses, got into the car and said, "I still have something to do, go first, you continue to play." ”

Before the others could answer, there was a "boom", and the car of the "fourth brother" had already rushed out, causing the dogs of the surrounding people to bark "Wangwang".