Readers wander into the world of "Ssangyong Detective Agency".

Opening remarks: If you are not in the mood to write an opening remarks, go directly to the next unit.

Content introduction: Introduce a fart, I said that readers messed in, don't disturb Lao Tzu to eat cup noodles - by it, don't move the camera over, rely on - dear readers and friends, hello, I am the author of "Double Dragon Detective Agency", in order to give back to the support of new and old readers, and out of my own gratitude to everyone, so I specially opened such a biography, all new and old readers can sign up, you can feel free to enter any plot in "Double Dragon", or enter the world of "Double Dragon" as a pure reader to interview, Make friends with your favorite characters in the book,You can also set the plot yourself,After deciding, please send your name (not necessarily your real name) and the plot requirements you want to mess in to the mailbox"497673886@qq",As long as you sign up,I will try to write your own "Shuanglong Fanwai" as required,And publish it in the "Biography" column of the website,Of course,It's best for readers to write their own plot and send it to me,Finally,Thank you again for your support,Thank you very much,Thank you. ...... Maybe you don't know how important you are to me, I-, why did Lao Tzu remove the camera when he was in an affectionate monologue? Fire is big, readers. Even though the camera is gone, I still want to thank you, really, thank you...... Don't talk about it, if you continue to talk about it, you have to act in Qiong Yao drama, continue to eat noodles - damn, where is Lao Tzu's cup noodles?

Purpose: Did you move the camera over? I'm going to get my hair done first...... Hello readers, as mentioned above, the purpose of opening this spoof is to give back to you who have been insisting on supporting this slow update of "Ssangyong Detective Agency", and it is also out of my own gratitude to everyone.

E-mail address: 497673886@qq

Closing Remarks: Haha! Thank you! Bye!

One

Messy characters: Calamus & Banxia

Episode 34: Part 1, Case 9, "Noah's Return Part I", Chapter 34

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Tang Peng opened the door of a room on the top floor of the building and walked in slowly, everything around him was very similar to the scene he dreamed of on the "Elrank", especially when he saw the pair of sunglasses on the ground, his heart was like a steel knife, he endured the discomfort and continued to look forward, there was still a glimmer of hope in his chest, but when he Cheng Shuai dragged his broken body and leaned against the wall, tears rolled out......

"Now...... What time is ......?" asked Cheng Shuai as he endured the severe pain and opened his eyes.

"Eleven fifty-five ......" Tang Peng walked over and tried every means to stop the blood from Cheng Shuai's wound, but the blood still kept coming, and tears fell on the wound one by one, wetting the blood......

"Don't waste time...... Go get that bastard's remote...... Press the button in the middle...... Hurry up ......"

Tang Peng stopped the blood that couldn't stop flowing out of his heart, walked to Yuan Longfei's corpse and took the remote control, his head was empty, and he didn't know what to do.

"Damn, don't delay...... Press quickly! ”

Behind him, Cheng Shuai kept urging himself, but Tang Peng's hand kept shaking, and he couldn't press it, and finally, he walked out of the room alone, he made up his mind to press it, but he definitely couldn't bear to see Cheng Shuai in front of him...... At the moment when the watch was about to reach twelve o'clock, the button was finally gently pressed......

"The rain drifts and the willows hang lightly

Once the old man goes, it is difficult to return

The past is a tear-jerking

A drunken man will never wake up

Idiot...... What kind of garbage poems are written...... Help Lao Tzu take care of Liu Min and Li Han...... And also...... Want me to forget about her...... Fruit ......"

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In a small house in the suburbs, Lin Zichen, who was in front of the computer, stopped and spit out a few words intermittently:

Tang Peng...... Tang Peng killed Cheng Shuai....... That remote control, could it be that Tang Peng is the culprit of the recent bombings? ”

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"Calamus & Banxia" indiscriminately

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Tang Peng opened the door of a room on the top floor of the building and walked in slowly, everything around him was very similar to the scene he dreamed of on the "Elrank", especially when he saw the pair of sunglasses on the ground, his heart was like a steel knife, he endured the discomfort and continued to look forward, there was still a glimmer of hope in his chest, but when he Cheng Shuai dragged his broken body and leaned against the wall, tears rolled out......

"Now...... What time is ......?" asked Cheng Shuai as he endured the severe pain and opened his eyes.

"Eleven fifty-five ......" Tang Peng walked over and tried every means to stop the blood from Cheng Shuai's wound, but the blood still kept coming, and tears fell on the wound one by one, wetting the blood......

"The ......"

"I know, you want me not to waste time...... Go and get the remote control next to it and press the button in the middle, you can ......"

"No, I want to ask who is the beautiful woman standing behind you idiot who is drooling and looking at us?"

"What?" Tang Peng was slightly stunned, subconsciously turned around to look, and was taken aback, his body instinctively leaned back because of fright: "Are you?" ”

Behind Tang Peng, a girl who came out of nowhere was staring intently at Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai, with a little saliva on the corner of her mouth, and her intoxicated appearance seemed completely out of place with the scene at this moment...... The girl finally realized that Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai had seen her, and hurriedly wiped her saliva excitedly, and quickly turned around and sorted out her hair and clothes, and then turned around sharply and handed Tang Peng paper and pen:

"I'm a big fan of yours! God, so excited! Wait, I'll take a deep breath first...... It's okay if you call me Calamus & Banxia, trouble, please be sure to sign the names of the two of you for me before Cheng Shuai dies. ”

"......" Tang Peng subconsciously took the paper and pen, and looked at the iris & Banxia in a daze.

Cheng Shuai looked Calamus & Banxia up and down with tired eyes, gritted his teeth and took a hard deep breath, and then suddenly a mouth full of saliva:

"Beauty...... Do you believe in the encounter of fate? ”

"......" Tang Peng sweated for a moment, turned his head and looked at Cheng Shuai with his eyelids.

"Poof! Hahahaha! "Who knows, the girl named Calamus & Banxia actually covered her stomach and laughed after hearing Cheng Shuai's absolutely inappropriate accosting, and it took a while to recover: "I can't stand it, the typical 'Cheng Shuai style', I really laughed to death, I didn't think you were dying and didn't forget to flirt with girls, it's really ......"

“...... Miss. Perhaps because of the special scene at this moment, Tang Peng interrupted the other party impatiently for the first time: "Although I don't know when and why you came here, but now it is very dangerous here, Cheng Shuai, this stupid ...... My brother is now seriously injured and needs immediate medical attention, and ......."

"And now the whole city is in danger of being blown up, so now is not the time for me to ask for autographs, is it?"

“...... How do you know? Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai were stunned at the same time, and looked at Calamus & Banxia with some surprise.

And Calamus & Banxia looked disappreroving, and looked around the room leisurely:

"Not only do I know this, I also know that Cheng Shuai just fought against Yuan Longfei in the bomb mania in 'Shadowless', and I also know that Yuan Longfei called Cheng Shuai 'Third Brother', and I also know that the main remote control that controls the destruction of the entire city is installed in Cheng Shuai's heart, if Cheng Shuai's heart is not detonated in advance before twelve o'clock, then the whole city will be blown up, whew!" Anyway, I know everything about you, and I know even what hasn't happened yet, because I watched the sequel. ”

"A sequel?" Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai glanced at each other, not understanding what she was talking about at all? The two of them had to look at her stupidly.

"Don't worry, Cheng Shuai, you won't die, wait a minute, your perverted old man master will rush in and save you the moment Tang Peng turned around and pressed the remote control button. Although the sequel will be explained like this later, I always feel that it is because the author has to make up this plot to make you alive because of the protests of readers, so you can be arrogant, Cheng Shuai, your popularity is quite high among our readers! Also, now that time has stopped because of my inconvenience, you don't have to worry about bombs going off or anything like that. ”

Tang Peng subconsciously looked at his watch, only to find that the watch was indeed not moving, he raised his head in surprise and looked at Calamus & Banxia in confusion and slightly frightened:

"You ......"

"Rest assured, rest assured, I'm not a god, and I'm not a psychopath." Calamus & Banxia looked at Tang Peng with a smile, and suddenly unconsciously shed a little saliva: "I can't imagine that Tang Peng in the 'Double Dragon' world is so handsome, hehe!" Gaffes, gaffes, oops! It's almost time to mess in, so what? Please sign my name for me, thank you! ”

Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai glanced at each other again, then numbly signed their names, and handed them back to Calamus & Banxia, Calamus & Banxia took the signature with satisfaction, and carefully put it back in the bag, at this time, Cheng Shuai supported himself and combed his hair with his only remaining right hand, and then, the tired face instantly turned into a radiant, confident and smiling face, and looked at Calamus & Banxia with provocative eyes:

"This beauty, you say I won't die this time?"

“...... Cheng Shuai, although your face looks good, it's really not an ordinary obscene ......"

“...... Tang Peng, kill me now! Lao Tzu is no longer alive! ”

"......" Calamus & Banxia was also thundered by Cheng Shuai, and she couldn't speak for a while, and when she came back to her senses, she suddenly screamed in a panic: "Oops! Time's up! No way, Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai, I have to go, bye-bye! Come on, we've got your back! Also, like you, we despise the author from the bottom of our hearts......"

As Calamus & Banxia's voice became smaller and smaller, her whole person became more and more blurred, and finally disappeared into thin air...... Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai were stunned, the two looked at each other, completely unaware of what had just happened, and after being stunned for a while, Cheng Shuai suddenly came back to his senses and shouted:

"Damn! What time is it now? ”

Tang Peng remembered it at this time, and hurriedly looked at his watch, but his expression became extremely depressed:

"11:59:58 ......"

Cheng Shuai was stunned for a moment, his eyelids fell, and then in the next burst of explosions, Tang Peng, who never swears, seemed to follow him and said at the same time:

"Damn, that messed up on the ......"

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Two

Messy characters: Tough in disguise

Mess into the plot: None, enter the world of "Double Dragon" in the name of visiting.

Ssangyong Detective Agency

Smart choice, excellent service

There are x (two) genius detectives inside

, wholeheartedly for you negative x (go) soup

Fire.

Telephone: 68674748

(Sorry: I don't have a phone at the moment)

As soon as he pushed open the door of the Ssangyong Detective Agency, the fake Jian Qiang was stunned to see Wan Li and Li Han fighting to the death for a commission, and almost at the same time, the two also saw the fake Jian Qiang outside the door......

Fake Strong: That'......

Li Han: (rushes to the fake strongman with great speed, and piles up a standard business-style smile on his face) Please come in, please come in, Miss, what do you have to do......

Wan Li: (kicks Li Han away) Miss, ignore him, please come in with me...... You may be seated, what can be done......

Li Han: (suddenly pounces and scuffles with Wanli) Damn, you play sneak attack!

Counterfeit Strong: ...... Actually, I was introduced by the author to interview you......

Wan Li and Li Han: (pauses at the same time) What? Do you say it again?

Counterfeit Strong: ...... I was greatly arranged by the author......

Li Han: (yawning impatiently) Wanli, I'll go back to the house and go to sleep, and I'll leave it to you to deal with it here.

Wanli: ...... No wonder this guy can't be the protagonist...... Hello this young lady, please don't mind what happened just now, about the fact that a reader is coming to visit us, the author has already informed us in advance, may I ask, what do you have to ask?

Fake Strong: That'...... Brother Li Han, he ......

Wan Li: Because he is always used by the author for free, and he can't get rid of his identity as a supporting role and a golden body of "free labor", he ......

Counterfeit Strong: ...... Understand, understand...... But why are there only two of you in the detective agency? What about Brother Tang Peng and Brother Cheng Shuai?

Wanli: This ...... You also know that in fact, the author is greatly imaged in our minds...... How can I compare it to you? It's like a very hot baked cake, you don't hold it, and then you carelessly: "Bang"! It fell to the ground, just in time when a tank ran over it......

Counterfeit Strong: ......

Wan Li: And this piece of baked cake that fell to the ground and was run over by a tank often doesn't count, with a small belly and chicken intestines, and often calls everyone as free labor at will, and always finds a lot of reasons to be lazy and not update, in fact, quietly to play games......

Fake Strong: Needless to say, I understand it completely......

Wan Li: So, when he greeted us yesterday with an arrogant attitude, asking us to be careful and ready to receive a reader who was about to visit us, and not to lose face for him, we decided privately......

Counterfeit Strong: ...... Then why didn't you and Brother Li Han hide out and pretend to be absent?

Wanli: ...... Just in case a guest comes to the door and we guess the punch loses......

Counterfeit Strong: ...... That what? In this case, I will come again next time, not in the name of the author, in this case...... Are you welcome?

Wan Li: Don't worry, if you come in your private name, we are always welcome, and when the time comes, everyone will treat you as a friend with absolute sincerity, and you can ask if you have anything.

Fake Strong: Alas! All right! Good bye!

Wanli: Goodbye! That's right, please wait!

Fake Jianqiang: What's the matter, Brother Wanli?

Wan Li: Mr. Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai's predecessors "hidden" out before they had a sentence for me to bring to you, I can't remember the specifics, to the effect that you don't give up, face life with a smile, no matter how big the dark clouds are, it is impossible to cover the sun forever, there will be a day when the warm sun will shine on your face after the rain......

Counterfeit Strong: ...... Thank you...... Brother Tang Peng, Brother Cheng Shuai...... Thank you......

Wanli: ...... There is another sentence, they ask you not to tell the author about the fact that we are all "hiding", and you will say it when you go back......

Fake Jianqiang: Don't worry, I won't betray everyone, I know how to tell the author when I go back.

Wanli: Whew! Then I'll rest assured, you know, after all, the author can't afford to offend a lot, in case he knows what I said today...... I didn't know if I would be written to death by him, and my father was forced to leave the Ssangyong Detective Agency, and even in the future, I didn't have the opportunity to appear at all...... Thank you all in all and look forward to your next visit in a private name.

Fake Strong: Okay, see you next time!

Wanli: Goodbye!

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(Finally, thank you again for your support, and please help promote this, it's very simple, everyone still has one to three promotional Ssangyong drifting bottles every day, it's found by Xiao Banxia, the effect is very obvious, after all, this one is indeed worth seeing, worth recommending, thank you)