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Messy characters: Morning Flowers, Lan Shadow''' ghost, hi, sir, butterfly flying in a dream, maple

Mess into the plot: None

(In front of the entrance of Ssangyong Detective Agency)

Lan Ying''s ghost (standing in front of the door with a stunned face): ...... As soon as I saw the big "none" at the end of this broken door and the introduction of "messing into the plot" at the beginning, I knew that I was a cup......

Butterflies fly in dreams: cups? Little ghost sister, what are you talking about?

Lan Ying''s ghost (numbly glances at him, then looks to the other side): Depressed, the old lady is back!

Butterflies Fly in Dreams: ...... Why doesn't the little ghost sister ignore me?

Lan Ying''s ghost: Because the old lady is trying to ignore your presence.

Butterflies Fly in Dreams: ......

Lan Ying''s ghost: Don't talk about it, I'm not in any mood...... Damn, I was looking forward to entering a certain plot as an absolute heroine and having a beautiful encounter with a certain protagonist, of course, I don't mind if it develops into an affair...... As a result, it was thrown here by the author's big guy, and at first glance, I knew that it must be a boring visit-type conversation, and it was just one of the many visitors, grandma's, and there was no trouble at all......

Butterflies fly in a dream (looking left and right): Huh? Numerous? But it seems like it's just the two of us here?

Lan Ying'''s ghost (looking at him with contempt in his eyes): Don't blame me for doubting your IQ, you didn't see the big names in the "messy characters" above?

Butterfly Flying in a Dream: Oh! I just saw it, but it's a vision problem, and I don't understand what it has to do with IQ......

Lan Ying''' Ghost: ...... You can go to death.

(At this moment, a young man wearing a black trench coat and sunglasses, and the other people who were dressed like the gangsters rushed up quickly)

？？ A (looks at them arrogantly): Hey! You two, what are you doing here? Do you know the rules? Have you paid protection money?

Lan Ying''' Ghost: ...... Brother Butterfly, people are so scared, you save them!

Butterfly Flying in a Dream (Swallowing Saliva): ...... Actually, I'm just a hallway cleaner......

Lan Ying''' Ghost: ......

？？ A: Less nonsense, Lao Tzu is not in the mood to watch you two little children perform Qiong Yao dramas, come on, what are you sneakily doing at the door of Lao Tzu's house?

Lan Ying'''Ghost: Your doorstep?

Butterfly Flying in a Dream: What kind of protection fee is that......

？？ A: Protection fee? This one...... Professional habits, you can ignore it, Lao Tzu is good, but if you want to give it, Lao Tzu doesn't care, just give 18,000 ......

(Suddenly, a leather shoe flew from somewhere, smashed directly into the thug's head, and then, from the stairs came up a well-dressed young man with glasses, who gave people a sense of maturity and stability, except that he was wearing only one shoe and the other foot was wearing only socks.)

？？ B (shaking his head): Alas! This idiot...... I'm sorry, but this place was rented by us yesterday, and if you are a tenant who comes to see the house, then I guess you can only look elsewhere, so I'm very sorry.

？？ A (rubs his head, straightens his sunglasses in an exaggerated pose, and pounces on the man): Damn, you fucking idiot!

(Two young men scuffle together, exactly like no one around)

Lan Ying''' ghost and butterfly fly in a dream (looking at the two in amazement, and wiping his eyes to look at them carefully): You, you, you, you, you are ......

Chaohua Xishi (suddenly appeared): That, I'm sorry, how do you go to the "Ssangyong Detective Agency"?

Lan Ying''' Ghost and Butterfly Fly in a Dream (Startled at the same time): Ah! When did you show up?

Morning Flowers: Just ...... I got lost in the hallway when I went to the toilet before......

Lan Ying''' Ghosts and Butterflies Fly in Dreams: ......

？？ b and?? A (stops the fight and looks at the morning flowers curiously): Ssangyong Detective Agency?

Asahi Xishi: Well, I think it should be around here......

？？ B (frowns): Could it be that someone else has opened a detective agency around here?

？？ A: Damn, whatever! When you open it, you open it - "Ssangyong Detective Agency" - as soon as you hear this name with no technical content at all, you know that the guys who open the detective agency don't have much culture, don't pay attention to it, it's not a threat at all in the eyes of Lao Tzu!

？？ b：…… But in any case, after all, people open first, so it doesn't seem good to be almost door-to-door to openly grab business.

？？ A: Damn, what's not so good, mother-in-law's, mother-in-law, survival of the fittest, the strong eat meat, let me tell you the world......

？？ B: It seems that not long ago you were just an unemployed vagrant who had to pay a debt for eating small noodles.

？？ a：……

Lan Ying''' ghost and butterfly fly in a dream (after listening to the conversation between the two young people, they are not stunned): Could it be that the time background and plot scenes we have traveled to are ......

Chaohua Xishi (still looking at the two young people with a blank face, asked a little dumbfounded): That's ...... Am I in the wrong place, I want to go to Ssangyong Detective Agency......

Butterfly Flying in a Dream: It's so cute!

Lan Ying''' Ghost: ...... What an idiot - you and that woman are both ......

？？ A (suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Chao Huaxi's hand): Miss, it is undeniable that you have gone to the wrong place, not only you, we are all, in the journey of life, we have all missed, but at this moment, I am very grateful to you and me for making a mistake this time, because it has made a beautiful and romantic encounter between me and you, and it is likely to develop a lingering and sympathetic ......

？？ B (without waiting for him to finish, he steps forward and punches him to the ground, shaking his head) This idiot......

Kaede (whispered): This, Xiaohua, you're not mistaken, in fact, we are now standing at the door of the detective agency.

Lan Ying''' Ghost and Butterfly Fly in a Dream (startled): When did you come out?

Maple:...... I've always been, but I've been ignored by you......

Lan Ying'''Ghosts and butterflies fly in dreams: people with a weak sense of existence...... Since the time when the little flower came out, it has been ignored by us until now......

Kaede (looking at them in a daze, suddenly shedding two lines of tears): ...... I've actually been ...... since the very beginning

Lan Ying''' Ghosts and Butterflies Fly in Dreams: ......

(At this time, suddenly like an earthquake, the surroundings shook violently, the dilapidated apartment seemed to collapse at any time, just as everyone was about to escape, the earthquake mailbox suddenly disappeared and stopped, and then a strong light shot at the frightened people, and then a voice with echoes sounded in the air)

？？ C: Dear ......

Lan Ying'''Ghost: Kiss your head! Don't think that the old lady doesn't know that you are the author, and if you want to come out, you will come out, what are you doing with these stunts?

？？ c：…… Little ghost, give me some face, I'm also the author of this book, and it's reasonable to come out and give myself some special effects, don't let me go down the stairs, okay?

Lan Ying'''Ghost: Alright, alright—ah! What just happened? Look, there's a handsome and handsome person behind the bright light!

？？ C: I like to hear the truth, but I'd better keep it low next time.

？？ b and?? a：……

Butterflies Fly in Dreams: ......

Maple:......

Morning Flowers: Huh? Where is so handsome and handsome? Why did I see the author sitting there with a bowl of cup noodles in his hand behind the bright light?

？？ c：…… Ahem! That what? This time I came out to tell you, what's that? Since I didn't sleep well last night, and I'm going to be busy despising those who go in and out on Valentine's Day today...... Overwork for a while...... So I accidentally arranged the wrong time and background for your crossing...... By the way, I suddenly remembered that there are little ghosts, little butterflies and little flowers...... Why just the three of you? Hi, sir, where's that guy?

Asaka Xishi: That, hi, Mr. Sister She took a look at it after she came here and said that the crossing of the visit class was boring, so she went back by herself......

？？ c：…… Alas! I really can't help her...... Don't give me any face, go back and have her good-looking!

Maple:...... Big, in addition to the little ghosts, little butterflies and little flowers, there are also me here......

？？ C: I have a headache, I've eaten too much cup noodles lately, my stomach is upset, I have to go back early, what's that? Although I accidentally got the time and scene wrong, the three of you can barely be said to have crossed in, okay, hurry up, I'm going to erase this paragraph, don't let Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai affect the future plot development because of what happened in this section.

Kaede (looking at the man behind the bright light with teary eyes): ...... Great, I'm here too......

……

(after the fact)

？？ B: Just ...... What happened?

？？ A: Damn, how do I know? I remember when I was downstairs, I seemed to see two little kids sneakily muttering something in front of our door? Then Lao Tzu rushed up, and I don't remember what happened next......

？？ B (frowns): That's weird...... By the way, our detective agency will open tomorrow, but you haven't thought about the name of the detective agency yet, do you have an idea?

？？ A: This ...... I vaguely heard a sweet voice that was destined for Lao Tzu's life to say a name - it seemed to be called "Ssangyong Detective Agency...... Could it be that this is a hint from God?

？？ b：…… Are you sure you want to give the detective agency such a ...... The name?

？？ A: Damn, what can I do? Providence cannot be violated! If you think that Lao Tzu is hallucinating when he faints from hunger, this time Lao Tzu can use his personality as a guarantee, and there is absolutely no mess!

？？ B: You don't have a personality at all.

？？ a：……

？？ B: But about a female voice who said the name "Ssangyong Detective Agency...... Seems like I heard it too......

？？ A: Alas! It really seems to be providential! No way, God wants us to give the detective agency such a name with no connotation and no culture, and we can only admit it.

？？ B (nodded): It seems that this is the only way, let's name this detective agency - Ssangyong Detective Agency!

……

Kaede (alone in the corner, silently shedding tears): Big ...... You forgot me here...... And Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai over there, I've been here for a long time, you can't see me...... Woowoowoo......