Chapter 109: Urine Toppings

Hearing Zhu Xiaoyan say this, someone nodded with a smile: "Oh? It turns out that Madame doesn't know what these things mean. Ahem, that's right, what about this princess, it's another name for a cat. This water naturally refers to cat urine. There is also this sheep, that is our ancient name for dogs, as for this marshal of Tianpeng, even the three-year-old child on the street knows that it refers to the pig .......".

"That's right! Pigs, I don't know, it's just a pig's head. Madame, are you right when you say that the slave is right? ”

Zhu Xiaoyan was almost crying when she heard this, she looked at these people in front of her blankly, and suddenly felt that they were all despising herself with a sarcastic look.

That look seems to be silently telling a fact, that is, it is terrible to be uneducated.......

And what frightened her the most was that it seemed that after pouring three bowls of urine, Song Shi'an, who was lying on the ground without moving, opened his eyes weakly.

He looked around with some surprise and difficulty, as if he felt a little wet feeling on his face, and then, then, just when Zhu Xiaoyan opened his mouth and didn't have time to say a word to remind, Song Shi'an decisively licked a few drops that flowed to his mouth with the tip of his tongue...... Mixed urine .......

"Phew! What the hell is this? Why do you have all the looks on my face? Does it still taste so weird? ”

Among the onlookers, someone immediately reminded him very unkindly: "Hehe, Lord Song, you are finally awake." You don't know, but you woke up thanks to these unpalatable things! Hehe...... Hehehe.......".

Seeing this, Zhu Xiaoyan hurriedly interrupted the man's prompt, reached out diligently, helped Song Shi'an up, and asked with concern, "Master, what do you think?" Are you more comfortable?

Song Shi'an broke away from her support with some impatience, and said with an angry face: "How is it?" What else? This place is so hot that you can even bake eggs, why don't you lie down and try it? ”

Zhu Xiaoyan closed her mouth a little shyly, and immediately, before Song Shi'an noticed the two Taoist priests who gave her a crooked idea, she had already preemptively said: "Okay, the master is a little unwell, you can go down first!" Remember, no one can talk nonsense about today's events. Otherwise......".

"Today's thing? What happened today? By the way, I cried for my mother in the mourning hall with dignity, why did I suddenly faint? ”

Facing Song Shi's blank question, everyone laughed and said nothing. Only Zhu Xiaoyan was a little angry and didn't dare to say: "It's nothing, it's just that you're too tired, sir, plus sad, and the blood doesn't return to your heart for a while, so you fainted." By the way, sir, you better let the concubine help you go back and rest for a while! After all, if your mother sees you so sad, her old spirit in heaven will also be disturbed......."

In this way, Song Shi'an was fooled by Zhu Xiaoyan and returned to Chunhua Courtyard. The onlookers held back a smile in their hearts and didn't say anything more, but after walking out of the Song Mansion, the news naturally spread out.

In less than half a day, the streets and alleys of the entire capital knew that the Song Mansion was mourning the old lady, but the ghost of the eldest lady who died early suddenly appeared and entangled Song Shi'an. As for the three bowls of mixed animal urine, it added a bit of laughter to such an already thrilling story, which made people first surprised, and finally couldn't help but laugh.

Considering the above factors, this incident soon became a hot topic in the major teahouses and taverns, and even the storytellers painstakingly concocted more than a dozen versions for people's after-dinner entertainment.

Seeing that her mother trembled and helped her father back to Chunhua Courtyard, Song Zilan naturally took over the funeral responsibility of the mourning hall. If you want to say that Zhu Xiaoyan relies on her now, it really doesn't matter, except for not mentioning the marriage with the Sheng Mansion, she is enthusiastic and praising Song Zilan everywhere, and she is no longer beating, scolding and humiliating at every turn like before.

Under the pretext of changing clothes and resting, Song Zilan returned to her yard, and after changing into a shirt, she quietly took the two maids and slipped out of the side door of the Song Mansion at night.

After Zichu listened to the scene in the mourning hall she said, he sneered: "Now can you believe that Song Shi'an is a person who is no longer worthy of his attention except himself?" ”

Song Zilan nodded resolutely and said, "I can see it clearly, these people, everyone thinks about themselves." Since man does not destroy heaven and earth for his own sake, then my future can only depend on myself. ”

"Okay, now that you can figure it out, then the next thing will be much more logical......."

After discussing with Song Zilan, Zichu did not delay, and immediately left in men's clothes. Before leaving, Song Zilan stopped her and asked with a look of surprise, "Are you...... Are you really not going back to the Song Mansion? ”

"Don't go back, that kind of place, you tell the truth, do you want to go back?"

Song Zilan thought about it, and then lowered her head silently. In the darkness of the night, she carefully slipped the object she was holding in her hand into her sleeve pocket. Gritting his teeth, he went back in the carriage.

In the blink of an eye, it was three days later. This day was the day of the funeral of the old lady of the Song Mansion. Early in the morning, Song Shi'an tidied up and got up, only to see that he was dressed in filial piety, and the whole person looked very haggard and thin, and even his beard was grown, which looked like he was overly sad.

Seeing this, Zhu Xiaoyan, who was tidying up his clothes, also secretly felt cold in his heart. You must know that in the past few days, although Song Shi'an has been in the mourning hall every day, he has deliberately kept a distance of several feet from his mother's coffin after the ghost-haunting incident that day.

And, most importantly, after the previous two days of grief, he suddenly realized that his mother's death had brought a devastating disaster to him! Because, according to the customs of this dynasty, whenever a parent dies, officials must observe filial piety for three years according to the rule! In the past three years, he has not been able to eat meat, but he has to stay away from women, he must not have pleasure, and he must not interfere in the affairs of the DPRK and China!

What can he do on such a day? Do you really want to guard such a place by yourself and stay in obscurity for three years? Three years later, maybe the crown prince will ascend the throne and the world will change hands, how can he continue to be his left minister?

After thinking of this layer of stakes, Song Shi'an began to think, yes, he can't keep filial piety for three years. However, what kind of reason should be found to be able to avoid filial piety for three years?

He began to meditate on it, and often said such nonsense in his dreams.

But when he was in front of people during the day, he still continued to maintain a mourning posture, but he ate less every day, and deliberately made such a depressed and sad appearance, which was just to deceive the world by his appearance and gain the reputation of a filial son.

Seeing that her husband's feelings for her biological mother are nothing more than that, Zhu Xiaoyan is even more unimaginable, if he knows the truth of what happened that day, will he hang himself up and beat him severely?

In addition, in the hurry and panic that day, the two Taoist priests who gave Zhu Xiaoyan bad ideas also disappeared inexplicably afterwards, and these things were superimposed, like a big mountain, pressing on Zhu Xiaoyan's heart, making her really lose a lot of weight.

Because this day is a big day for the funeral, the clothes of the husband and wife are also extraordinarily reduced. Not only was a piece of gold and jade missing from Zhou's body, but even the beaded flowers on Zhu Xiaoyan's head were replaced with white silk flowers to show mourning.

"Master, the mourning hall has been arranged, just wait for your order, and you can go out of the funeral."

When Song Shi'an heard this, he waved his hand a little solemnly. He helped Zhu Xiaoyan to the door with a sad face, only to see that the old lady's coffin had been carried out. The funeral people were densely packed with the entire road out of the house, and even when they came over, someone gave way to it, so they barely passed.

Song Shi'an stood in front of everyone, glanced at it very majestically and sadly, and was about to open his mouth to order the coffin to be carried out, when suddenly, someone rushed in from the door.

"Master, the people from Helian Mansion came to the door, they were so aggressive that they blocked the door and didn't let us out, saying that unless the master gave him an explanation, the matter would be over. You look at ......".

When Song Shi'an heard this, he was furious, he Helian Mansion actually had the face to find his own fault at this time? Isn't that crazy? It's just that he doesn't go to him to settle accounts, does he really dare to bring someone over to stir up trouble?

As soon as he remembered that it was Song Zichu, a ruined girl, who made her mother angry, and then caused herself to fall into this step of the field, Song Shi'an couldn't stop her anger and rushed up.

He thought about it through gritted teeth, and then commanded, "Good! Since he dares to come, are we still afraid that he will not succeed? You go to the back and call someone, call out all the family members in our house, no matter what, I have to fight this Helian Haoran all over the ground to find teeth! ”

Song Shi'an's words said that he was heroic, but after he went out, after hearing Helian Haoran, who was sitting in the carriage, unhurriedly threw out the words, the whole person was as if he had been cast a spell, and he was only stunned there, and he didn't know how to tell the difference.

It turned out that Helian Haoran read out a letter written to him by Zichu in public, in which Zichu accused Mrs. Song and Song Shi'an's mother and son of their harsh treatment of him for many years, and also mentioned the cause of his mother's death, threatening that it must be related to the mother and son of the Song family and Zhu Xiaoyan.

As for the cause of Mrs. Song's death, Zichu also admitted it very frankly, after she sent a snow ginseng to the past, the old lady saw things and thought about people, remembered her daughter-in-law who died early, and felt ashamed and afraid, so she left the west.