Song Shi'an swallowed a few sips of tea without knowing anything, and said with a very ugly face: "Let them in, but when you go to entertain them, you will say that I am not feeling well, and I can't see people because I am too sad." Invite them to sit down for a while, and send them back. “

"Yes, sir."

Zhu Xiaoyan responded as he was told, turned around and left. Song Shi'an looked at the white curtains hanging everywhere in the mourning hall with some confusion, and felt an inexplicable sense of sadness and helplessness in his heart. Later, his gaze gradually returned to the gold-lacquered coffin in front of him.

Thinking that his mother was lying in it, and that he would never see her again, he had a sore nose again, threw himself on the ground, and cried loudly: "Mother! How can you leave so quickly, don't leave your son! Mother! ”

Song Zilan walked slowly from a distance, and when she saw such a scene, she couldn't help but sneer in her heart. She pretended to squeeze out a few tears, and then followed Song Shi'an to kneel in the mourning hall, crying and whimpering.

Song Shi'an was originally in good health, but in the past two days, I don't know if it was really because of excessive sadness or some other reason, in short, after crying and mourning in the mourning hall for a long time, he began to feel faint in front of him, and his chest always felt swollen and wanted to vomit, but he couldn't vomit.

On the other hand, Zhu Xiaoyan was still busy entertaining his colleagues who were called condolences and were actually watching jokes. To say that Song Shi'an has done a lot in the court, but he has indeed offended a lot of people. Therefore, almost all of the colleagues who came to mourn today are people who usually disagree with his political views.

There is a rule here, that is, according to the rules of this dynasty, if a person who is over fifty years old dies, it will be regarded as the destiny of heaven. Therefore, those who truly respect the deceased will come to pay their respects on the day of the deceased's funeral.

But there are also some people who come early because they have something to do on the day of the funeral. This act seems respectful, but in fact it implies contempt and contempt for the deceased.

And the people who came to mourn always saluted the deceased, according to the rules. Therefore, these people also insisted on coming to the mourning hall to pay their respects, put incense on the pillars, and then salute the coffin of the deceased.

Zhu Xiaoyan wanted to stop these people from coming to the mourning hall, because she knew that Song Shi'an definitely didn't want to see any outsiders at this time. Besides, he was a manly man, and he cried like that in front of his colleagues, so that people would definitely make jokes when they saw him.

It's just that she stopped her a few times, but these people blamed her in turn, and the words came and went, all saying that she was from a bad background and didn't understand the etiquette of the upper family. Zhu Xiaoyan was only half a point, so he could only let them in. Who knows, as soon as I walked to the door of the moon gate next to the mourning hall, I heard a creepy scream from inside.

"Oops! Oh no, the eldest lady is still alive! You see, isn't that what is the Grand Lady? ”

"That's right! Ghosts! There are ghosts! ”

As he spoke, these people who were originally kneeling in the mourning hall to guard and cry all rushed out, and immediately dispersed like birds and beasts. A few people hurriedly bumped into the officials who came to mourn, and Zhu Xiaoyan quickly grabbed one of them and asked, "You tell me clearly, what's going on inside?" ”

The man's teeth clicked, and he trembled for a long time before he held back a sentence: "Big lady...... The Grand Lady is back! There are ghosts! ”

After speaking, he ignored Zhu Xiaoyan's obscenity, shook off her hand, and walked away.

"You-these subordinates, you simply have no royal law. Hehe...... Adults, don't laugh, this must be someone who is dazzled. That, as you know, this is the old lady of our family who has passed away now, and this eldest lady has been dead for more than ten years, and she has already been reincarnated as a human being. Hehe...... Come on, come on, let's please. ”

When several DPRK and Chinese officials heard this, they all looked at each other meaningfully. These people are all human spirits in human spirits, and when they see this, how can they not understand in their hearts? I'm afraid that the cause of this eldest lady's death is a little strange, and now that she is making trouble in her mother-in-law's mourning hall, it must be to find the bad luck of the entire Song Mansion.

Seeing this, one of the leaders said in a weird way: "Oh? Mrs. Zhu, when you say that, it means a little bit. We all remember that this eldest lady was very young when she died, and in terms of age, she was just a year older than you! Now looking at Mrs. Zhu, you are such a beautiful and decent person to manage the middle feed for Lord Zuo Xiang, but it is a pity that as the original eldest lady, you don't have this blessing ........"

Zhu Xiaoyan hated her heart when she heard this, she forcibly held back the anger in her heart, and scolded these people fiercely. There was a fake smile on his face, and he said, "Where is it, a few adults are really good at laughing." It is said that it is difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a woman, and several adults are important people, so they naturally know that the family members in this family are not so easy to be ......."

She was still chattering and coquettish, and at the other end, Song Zilan shouted loudly at the right time: "Oh, Daddy, what's wrong with you?" Why are you foaming at the mouth? Come on, come on, sir, he suddenly fainted! ”

As soon as they heard that Song Shi'an actually fainted, these people didn't care about bickering. Zhu Xiaoyan hurriedly lifted the hem of her skirt and walked over quickly, and when she got closer, she saw Song Shi'an really falling there with an iron face. The whole person's limbs were stiff, his eyes were closed tightly, his hands were still clenched into fists, and only the large white spit on the side of his mouth looked particularly terrifying.

"Oops, no! Lord Song, I'm afraid I'm getting entangled in ghosts! Fast! Go and get a doctor for him!" Be quick! ”

Saying that, these people naturally hurriedly called someone over to carry Song Shi'an out of the mourning hall to be placed in another place.

It's just that when Song Zilan saw this, she pretended to be a little unintentional and said: "This adult said that my father was entangled by ghosts?" If this is the case, wouldn't it be more appropriate to find a few Taoist priests to exorcise ghosts? ”

Zhu Xiaoyan's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh and said, "That's right!" A few days ago, Mu Entang also invited someone to do the Fa, but now the person hasn't left yet, so hurry up and call someone over here. ”

Song Zilan held back a smile in her heart, and glanced at the maid beside her. Not long after, before the doctor entered the door, the two Taoist priests had already been dragged over.

One of them stretched out his head to check it out, and then decisively said, "Not good! Lord Song is indeed fascinated by the fool, it seems that the resentment of this fool is quite big, if he doesn't make a quick decision, he is afraid that the adult's life will not be guaranteed. ”

"This ...... What can I do? Master, please hurry up and think of a way, no matter what, you must first wake up my husband! ”

Zhu Xiaoyan said, and knelt down in front of the two Taoist priests with emotion. At this time, she didn't notice that these two Taoist priests, and the Taoist priests she had invited to Mu'en Hall to practice before, seemed to be a little embarrassed.

"Madam, don't worry, come, in this way, this mourning hall is full of yin qi, and it is not suitable to lie here to rescue. A few of you, first carry the adults outside, yes, it is the place where the sun is the biggest, and you must choose the hot part that is sunburned. Madame, you have at once called for these things, and if you can follow the poor way, you will be able to escape this catastrophe without danger. ”

Zhu Xiaoyan was already a little frightened at this time, she didn't have time to think about it, she only felt that if Song Shi'an kicked her legs at this time, it would be difficult to say what her future life would be. Then he nodded indiscriminately and instructed the person beside him, "What are you still doing in a daze?" The Snapshot Master ordered to go! ”

The maids didn't dare to make a sound, so they had to go down. Among the crowd, only those who already hated Song Shi'an very much in the first place hung up from the corners of their mouths. Hey, hey, hey...... To say that this trip is really not in vain, I watched such a big excitement for free.

Thinking about how beautiful he Song Shi'an used to be, but now he was actually seen lying on the ground unconscious. After a while, I will be poured with such unspeakable things...... Hahaha! What a joy!

To say that these maids and girls are also quick with their hands and feet, and in a short time, they have all three things ready. Panting when it was brought to the Taoist priest and Zhu Xiaoyan, Zhu Xiaoyan smelled a strange smell from a distance, and just about to ask a question, he saw the Taoist priest who came up with the idea first picked up three small bowls and poured them into Song Shi'an's face without saying anything.

"Oops! What the hell is this? Why does it smell so bad? It stinks, it stinks, it stinks, it stinks, it smells so stinky, it .......smells so

It was the height of summer, and as soon as these things were poured, they emitted a strong stench. Zhu Xiaoyan, who was closest to the smoke, felt a little unbearable on the spot, and after she quickly covered her nose with a silk scarf, she turned her head again and again, and then reluctantly asked such a sentence.

"Oh, ma'am, isn't this what you just told the slaves to find? These three bowls contain pig urine, dog urine, and cat urine. Speaking of which, these three things are really hard to get! Although there are all of them in the backyard of our house, just to get such a half bowl of cat urine, the slave and maid have grabbed a few blood marks on the hands of the beast. Look how fierce this beast is! ”

"What? When did I tell you to get cat pee, dog pee, and pig pee? Didn't the master say just now, I want the princess of heaven to go into the water, Marshal Tianpeng Gong juice, and, what kind of mutton soup....... This, this good one, how did it become three bowls of urine? “

Poor Zhu Xiaoyan was so frightened that she couldn't even turn around. Oh my God, if Song Shi'an woke up and learned that he had been poured a few bowls of animal urine on his head, or in front of such people, then he would have killed himself......