137 large pigs

On the dining table of Xiaozheng's house, in addition to a small bowl of cold psyllium, there is a large pot full of stewed goose. Su Jiayao and Meng Yunxi were obediently leaning on both sides of Xiaozheng's grandmother at this time, and together with the family, they were talking while waiting for Xiaozheng's father to come back from the field.

Every year at this time of the harvest, there are always people in the family who keep an eye on the field, not only to prevent wild boars from coming down the mountain, but also to prevent people from stealing grain.

"Xiaozheng's grandmother, this dish is so fragrant! - " Su Jiayao stared at the goose and swallowed saliva.

Grandma Xiaozheng smiled and said, "My maiden name is Zheng, you can call Grandma Zheng directly, you don't need to call Xiaozheng's grandmother." This goose not only smells good, but it tastes even better! I wronged you yesterday, and now you two can eat more in a while. ”

"Uh-huh!" Meng Yunxi nodded seriously and asked, "Then Grandma Zheng, how much should we give today?!" Such a delicious dish, Yaoyao and I, is two taels of silver enough?! If it's not enough, I can go to the gentleman first and order it again, but you must wait for me, not first. ”

"Poof! - Xiao Zheng couldn't help but laugh when he heard this.

Xiao Zhengniang also said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's enough, don't want money." This pot of geese will be eaten by the two of you first, don't worry about us eating it all first. ”

"Nonsense-" Before the two little girls could speak, Grandma Zheng glared at her daughter-in-law disapprovingly. Turning his head and said to Meng Yunxi kindly: "Your Aunt Tao loves you so she said she doesn't want money, but when you go out to eat, where can you not need money?!" This big goose is in our Zhuangzi, and the cost price is 500 Wen. It is very important for our households, and it is much more expensive than a dog to take care of the home. Because goose eggs are also very expensive. An egg costs only 1 penny, but a goose egg costs 7 cents. My goose used to lay an egg for me every day. Our family can afford this house, and this is the egg laid by the goose and it has a lot of trouble. If it weren't for the fact that it's old now, and it doesn't move and lay eggs, we would definitely not be willing to kill it. If it weren't for the two of you little girls, my family would have been in this situation, we would have taken the goose to the market for money, instead of just eating it. However, come to think of it, I haven't eaten goose meat for more than ten years, and Xiaozheng has never eaten it, right?! So, this goose, it's good to eat it. ”

After saying this, Grandma Zheng said to the two little girls very seriously: "You two little girls don't have a big appetite, even if it's the price of an adult." Just give 100 wen. ”

Grandma Zheng said a lot of words, but the two little girls only remembered two sentences. One is that Xiao Zhengniang's surname is Tao, and the other is to give 100 Wen. So, Meng Yunxi and Su Jiayao slipped off the stool at once, walked to the edge of the kang, opened the small schoolbag that was placed there, and each grabbed a large handful of money from the small schoolbag and put it on the table.

"Grandma Zheng, we won't count to a hundred. You can count it for me. Count me as much as she does. ”

Although it was unclear, Grandma Xiaozheng still understood their intentions very clearly. He instructed his grandson on the side: "Xiaozheng, you come and count these two piles of money fifty wen each." Don't count wrong! ”

Just when the children were counting the money carefully, Aunt Tao looked at her mother-in-law suspiciously. Grandma Zheng explained to her daughter-in-law seriously: "I know that you are kind, but kindness can also do bad things." Although I don't know why, his husband gave them the money to use casually, and he thought it was for some purpose. We took the liberty of saving money for the children, for fear that they would misunderstand that going out to eat should be like this. It's not good. ”

Aunt Tao suddenly realized, and looked at Grandma Zheng with admiration: "So that's the case!" Fortunately, there is a mother-in-law for you to watch. ”

Everyone was talking and laughing, and the little father was back. "Hello uncle! - "It's finally ready to open, and after the little girls finished greeting, they quickly sat back in their seats, and waited for the start.

After Grandma Zheng stretched out her chopsticks, the children quickly began to eat. At this time, the temperature of the goose meat is just right, the fragrance is pervasive, it is not hot, and it is the time to eat. The two sisters-in-law have tried their best to be elegant, but they are still eating with their mouths full of oil. This is not to say that the meals in the kindergarten are not delicious, but for the sake of the children's health, the daily meals in the kindergarten are less oil, less salt and less spices. Suddenly eating such a delicious meal, naturally I couldn't hold it for a while.

"Grandma Zheng! This is a good time! - What is it?! ”

"It's goose intestines."

"Grandma Zheng! What about this and this?! ”

"This is good! Goose meat is originally a nourishing man, and this is the most nourishing goose kidney. ”

"Wow! - This is so fat and tender."

"This is a goose butt-"

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Meng Yunxi and the others had already started eating because the goose had been made early, so Mingzhu and his party naturally had to go back. I'll have to make lunch for the kids later. I don't know how many children will come back to eat.

"Today's harvest was really good, and we harvested three pheasants in the trap alone. Coupled with the pheasants and rabbits you hunted, it's enough for us to eat for several days. At this time, Mingzhu was a little nostalgic for the refrigerator in her previous life. Although as long as she wants, even if it is not far away, there will be enough ice in front of her. They all spend their own money, and they don't have to worry about the so-called labor and money of "riding the red dust and smiling". But why bother, if you want to eat fresh at any time, why bother to eat something refrigerated and frozen?!

Zhang Fengfeng also expressed his great satisfaction, because the dragon and phoenix soup that he had been thinking about was already close at hand.

Suddenly, "Roar-" was about to leave the forest, and there was a heavy fluttering sound in front of him.

"It's a wild boar! Be careful, everyone! Gao Yi pulled out two short spears from behind the basket with his backhand, which were his weapons. Originally, two short guns were put together into one long spear was what he was best at, one inch long and one inch stronger. But in a wooded forest, it is very inconvenient to have a long weapon, and a short gun is more suitable.

A Tang knife of Shao Qi's weapon.

The wild boar hadn't come over yet, and the two men first guarded Mingzhu and Zhang Fengfeng and stepped back a little further. Mingzhu didn't want anyone to say, his feet were pounding fast, and he found a big tree with thick arms and more branches, and climbed up on three or two feet. This made Zhang Fengfeng and others, who were already ready to be retreated, who were following behind them, stunned.

However, Mingzhu was still standing on the tree and commanding them loudly: "Hey! You don't have to worry about me, you climb up too! Let's see how many there are. If there are too many, we won't go down from the tree and wait for the guards to come to our rescue. If there's only one, see if you can slaughter it, and we'll take it back!" ”

Gao Yi and Shao Qi stood still as if they hadn't heard it, with their backs against the big tree. In the end, Zhang Fengfeng found it interesting, so he was ready to climb the Internet.

The guards who were besieging the wild boar herd in the distance, hearing the words of their Royal Highness from a distance, tacitly chose a big wild boar that was strong outside and dry in the middle, and released the encirclement......

Then Mingzhu was the first to see the big boar in the tree: "Hey! I saw! There's really only one! It's coming! That's great! Look at the trap on its feet! You guys! Can you do it?! If you can't, hurry to the tree! ”

Gao Yi and Shao Qi couldn't help but roll their eyes, and the moment they saw the wild boar, they flew forward. Gao Yi threw the short gun in his right hand, and one shot hit the pig's buttocks. You can't blame him for not being allowed, it's really a wild boar that is so wild that he can't find any rules at all. Shao Qi also slashed the pig's back with one knife, and the wild boar suddenly had a big medal with open skin and flesh.

Incredible, right?! Obviously, the two sides are facing each other, why is the place where the injury is either in the back or on the side. The reason is simple, the wild boar was frightened by the guards before. finally ran out, but saw Gao Yi and others again. This time, he quickly turned around in a panic and ran in a different direction. When the sharp turn came, the ground was full of pits.

But no matter how serious the boar is, if he is hit so much twice, and there is no hope of escaping, he will be aroused to be ferocious. I saw that the wild boar crashed towards Shao Qi, and the fierceness of its attack was no worse than that of a siege vehicle. Shao Qi hurriedly put away his offensive and began to move around to avoid the attack of the wild boar.

Gao Yi saw that the wild boar had been pulled into hatred, so he hurriedly put the cold gun, poked and poked, and finally, a shot hit the heart of the flower.

"Woohoo! ——" A scream was heard for ten miles. Now, no matter how much Shao Qi starts to taunt, the hatred of the big wild boar is all transferred to Gao Yi.

It is said that when fighting a boss, the boss will go berserk if his HP is less than 20%. Gao Yi definitely didn't know, but pushing himself and the pig, at the moment when the short gun left his hand, Gao Yi didn't even look at the results, he made a decision immediately, turned around and ran. It was this first step that allowed him to safely avoid the agile crit of the big boar. That is, Gao Yi, if the big wild boar had a temporary acceleration like this just now, then Shao Qi would definitely have to hang the lottery. At this critical moment, no matter how flexible the mind is, it can't compare to the crushing of the force value.

This was a change of direction, and Shao Qi immediately turned around and began to change from fleeing to hunting. At a glance, I saw a short spear inserted under the root of the wild boar's tail, and the chrysanthemum was tight. Subconsciously, he grabbed the short gun and was about to pull it out, but fortunately, he reacted in time and stopped. Instead, he pushed the spear forward.

"Woohoo! - The wild boar turned around and rushed towards Shao Qi again......

In this way, the two took turns flying kites one after the other, and finally killed this big wild boar with no brains.

Mingzhu and Zhang Fengfeng watched a human-pig battle up close from the tree, and they both felt excited. After looking around from a distance, I found that there was no danger. Mingzhu followed Zhang Fengfeng and slipped down the tree and ran towards the big wild boar.

At this time, the battlefield was full of blood, and the wild boar was covered with holes and knife wounds. The two men had the intention to let Mingzhu and Zhang Fengfeng avoid it, but none of them birded them. Attention is focused on the pig.

After watching it for a while, Mingzhu felt that it was not interesting, but the smell of blood made her feel quite uncomfortable. Don't get me wrong, Mingzhu is not pregnant, and she doesn't plan to get pregnant again in the future. In this era of extremely poor medical environment, only by cowardly a little can you live longer.

"Let's go, the smell of blood here may soon attract other beasts." Gao Yi's old suggestion was immediately accepted by the pearl of the Congxin faction.

"So what are you waiting for?! Why don't you hurry up?! ”

Ignoring the white eyes behind him, Mingzhu took a step forward and walked quickly out of the forest.

Zhang Fengfeng hurriedly followed the guards. It stands to reason that it should be a very happy thing to be a personal guard for Shangguan who cherishes his life so much. But Zhang Fengfeng always felt in his heart, what was going on with some emptiness?! Shouldn't it be, the master desperately wants to advance and retreat with his subordinates. Then, after the persuasion of his subordinates was fruitless, he was finally dragged to the heroic Savior. At last...... Phew! What are you thinking about?!

The two men, who were not too tall and mighty, suddenly remembered the man who was carrying an antelope in one hand. Silently, one person pulled a pig's foot and dragged the big fat pig out of the forest.

Returned to the big tent in the threshing floor and threw the big wild boar directly at the door of the big tent in the restaurant. They went back to their accounts and changed their clothes.

After changing his clothes, Mingzhu waved his hand: "Let the cook of the guard camp make lunch, let's study this wild boar first." ”

At the sound of the order, the cook of the guard battalion cleverly took the prepared meal and put it in the dining room tent. Occasionally, when a few children came back, they would go to the big tent and wait for lunch as if they were in kindergarten.

Mingzhu looked at the big pig for a while, and he was afraid that he would have to have more than 200 catties. So he arranged it there: "When I finish lunch, I'll start making dragon and phoenix soup." Stir-fry a few more side dishes and dinner will be enough. As for this pig, let's do this: the pig's head and the pig go into the water to stay, and I start to make marinade in the evening. After the marinade is done tomorrow, find a well to town, and eat some cold dishes in this season, which is comfortable.

Pig's trotters and pig's tails are also marinated. From tonight until tomorrow, when the flesh and bones are soft and rotten. Although it is a little tired to eat in the morning. But for more than 20 children, each of them could only get a small piece, which was accompanied by vegetable porridge. There should be no problem. ”

Zhang Fengfeng stopped feeling slightly sad in his heart and swallowed his saliva. Woo - the braised pig's trotters that came to the mouth flew like this. â”­â”Žīšâ”­â”Ž

"Leave all the big stick bones behind, and I'll boil a big pot of thick soup until the day after tomorrow, and eat the tube bone noodles the morning after tomorrow. Leave the best pork chops, and I'll make you charcoal-grilled pork chops for the next two days. There is also the tenderloin, which is the children's favorite fried tenderloin. They will surely be happy then.

As for the remaining nearly 200 catties of meat, we can't finish eating it anyway. Let's sell it to the people in the Zhuangzi at half price,"

When Mingzhu arranges all this, there will naturally be a butcher in the escort team to clean it up.

At this time, Mingzhu suddenly remembered, ah! I forgot about arranging naps for the kids. Thinking like this, he hurriedly went back to the big tent and took out the class bell.

"Ding Ding Ding-" Although this was not instructed in advance, the children scattered around at this time had already heard the call of the gentleman. I quickly said goodbye to my new friends, returned to the big tent, and began to prepare for a nap.

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