Chapter Eighty-Eight: Who Do You Scold?

Zichu finished ordering, then picked up the remaining pot of wine on the table, poured most of it for Shangguan Wanyin, and replied slowly: "Don't dare to be your best friend, just ask you not to treat me as Lu Dongbin in the future." ”

Shangguan Wanyin hadn't come back to her senses when she heard this, and Cinnamon first snorted. Seeing the state of the master and servant at the beginning of the year, Shangguan Wanyin covered her head and thought about it. When he finally understood, he couldn't help but be angry: "Who are you scolding for being a dog?" Song Zichu, believe it or not......".

"Don't threaten me, I don't believe anything. Shangguan Wanyin, I know that from the first time we met, you didn't like me. You helped Song Zilan to tease me, and you almost made me a big fool in the queen's palace. It's a pity that you calculated me so painstakingly, and in the end I escaped. Because of you, I was also very appreciative of the queen. She said that I don't remember villains as adults. So, although I don't understand where I offended you, if I want to scold you for being a dog biting Lu Dongbin and not knowing the hearts of good people, I don't think I'm wrong at all. ”

"You! You just can't make sense! Come on, blast her out for me! I don't want her to sit here and drink anymore! ”

When Zi Chu saw a few maids breaking into the door, he didn't seem to be the slightest panicked. She just patted something in the hidden pocket on her chest fixedly, and said to the maids: "It is said that the Lord is difficult to disobey, and I understand your difficulties." But what to do? What I have here is something inscribed by the queen mother's own handwriting. You say, if you break something when you push it, then you can afford to pay for such a treasure? ”

Several maids were really successfully shocked by her words, they had been by Shangguan Wanyin's side for so many years, how could they not understand what the concept of the so-called imperial gift was? Since she carried something inscribed by the queen herself in her arms, she didn't want to touch this mold again.

Seeing her maids retreat in turn, Shangguan Wanyin couldn't help but slap the table angrily, and said angrily: "You all come back for me, what are you going to do?" Is this going to be the other way around? ”

"Do you know that you are so angry that you tend to age quickly? Look at you, you're about my age, but you look like my stepmother. Oh, Miss Shangguan, I really sympathize with you from the bottom of my heart. ”

When the quilt Zichu was so excited, Shangguan Wanyin pulled her hair a little out of shape and said irritably: "Song Zichu, if you talk cheaply, believe it or not, I will beat you?" ”

"Faith! Of course I do. But believe it or not, as long as you dare to do it, I will definitely not let you take advantage of it in the slightest? ”

"You....... Hum! Forget it, you let me go, I don't want to see you ......".

Speaking of this, Shangguan Wanyin suddenly leaned down, made a fuss, and spit out all the wine she had drunk before. The room was suddenly filled with the smell of wine and indescribable smells, Zichu frowned, and at this time, the shopkeeper and the maid came in with wine and food. Seeing this, Shangguan Wanyin's maid hurriedly went over to help the master up.

After cleaning up the mess in the room, I saw that Shangguan Wanyin was almost drunk. Zichu instructed her maid to send her back. Who knew that this person had just been sent to the door, and she came back full of blood again, and she didn't know which tendon was wrong, Shangguan Wanyin turned over, and rushed towards Zichu, and threw herself into her arms, crying: "Brother Chen, Brother Chen, how can you do this to me?" Do you know how sad I am? Why do you look at that Yang Surong, but you refuse to look at me more? Why? Why is that? ”

Zichu was punched a few times in the chest by her, and almost knocked out the dish that he had just eaten in his mouth. After taking a few big breaths, she waved her hand again and again, "Hey, hey, hey!" Shangguan Wanyin, don't borrow wine and pretend to be crazy! Let me tell you, I'm Song Zichu, I'm not your ruthless and unrighteous sweetheart! ”

What else is Brother Chen? I still love my brother! Disgusting, goosebumps are about to be shaken off by her.

Zichu shivered, and hurriedly made a gesture to get up. Forget it, let's change places, what's there to do with a drunk cat?

Who knew that the drunk Shangguan Wanyin didn't think so at all, although she was very drunk, but those who have dealt with drunk people know that as long as this person drinks too much, many people usually don't dare to do it at all, and they can't tell the truth, so they say it very smoothly at this time.

Shangguan Wanyin obviously belongs to the type of person who spits out the truth after drinking, she listened to Zichu's words, and immediately shook her head and said, "No! I don't allow you to say that about my brother Chen, you don't know, he is the most handsome and noble man in the world. I've liked him since I was a child, and I've been thinking about being his princess for many, many years. You, you Song Zichu have never seen his demeanor, otherwise, I am sure, you will be like those women today, you can't take him for yourself...... Really, my brother Chen, he's so handsome...... I, I like him, I just like him.......".

"Tsk! I have a toothache when I hear that. Shangguan Wanyin, I appreciate your courage and straightforwardness. But please don't use my sleeves as a silk scarf to wipe them, and besides, I'm a woman like you, but I'm not interested in your so-called most handsome and noble brother Chen in the world, but a big son. ”

As if angered by Zichu's words, Shangguan Wanyin immediately curled her tongue and stammered angrily: "You...... You know the goods! Hmph, you haven't seen my brother Chen, that's why you dare to say such a thing. If you don't believe it, let's make a bet, if you see him in person and you are not moved, I ...... I'm sure you really don't like him! ”

"I'm not interested in playing with you, okay, I'm leaving, you let go."

"No, you haven't seen my brother Chen yet, I'll let you go after you see him!"

After speaking, between the entanglements between the two, they don't know who pinched whom first. In short, after hearing a sharp cry of pain, Zichu said angrily: "Shangguan Wanyin, your saliva has wet my chest!" ”

"What's it called? Song Zichu, when you get wet, you get wet, what's the big deal? Big deal, I'll send someone to compensate you for ten pieces tomorrow! ”

When Zi Chu saw her like this, he laughed completely. Haha, I used to think that this girl was the princess who died of illness, but now I know that she is going to die if she doesn't die!

So, she picked up a pot of wine on the table and poured it on Shangguan's stunned head.

"Ahh What are you doing? You...... How dare you pour wine on me? You're crazy about you! ”

Zichu poured a pot of wine, threw the empty wine jug straight to the side, sat down with a big thorn and said, "What am I afraid of?" You are the daughter of General Shangguan, you are Miss Qianjin, and I am also the Miss of Zuo Xiangfu. Our identities are almost the same, you are human, and I am also human. You dare to stop me from scolding and damaging, why don't I dare to use wine to wake you up? Didn't your mother teach you that people bring shame on themselves, and if you don't die, you won't die? ”

Shangguan Wanxuan has grown up to such a big age, how long has she been wronged like this? was angry at the moment, and rushed up without saying anything, and the two of them became a ball.

To say that this time Zichu still took advantage of a little drunkenness, although Shangguan Wansu had practiced kung fu since she was a child, she had almost drunk at this time. The fists and feet naturally appear much sluggish, and although Zichu is not a practitioner, he is better than his eyes and hands, and his movements are sensitive.

After fighting like this, both of them have their own wins and losses. After hearing a sound of ping-pong, the maids pushed open the door and saw both of them sitting on the ground with their hair disheveled. Shangguan Wanxuan seemed to be slightly superior, riding on Zichu's waist, pulling her hair with one hand. And Zichu was tugging at her chest, and the two glared at each other fiercely. Shangguan said politely: "Let go!" ”

"Don't let go! If you want to put it, you will put it first! β€œ

"Dream! Hum! ”

When the maids saw this, they were all speechless. Seeing that Shangguan's graceful maid was just about to come over to help, Cinnamon quickly picked up an empty wine jug, slapped it the table, and said extremely fiercely: "Who dares to come forward to help, first ask me if the wine jug in my hand will agree!" ”

Zi Chu trembled with laughter when he heard this, and after a few haha, he lifted Shangguan Wanshu away from himself, gave a thumbs up to the cinnamon and said, "Amazing!" Sure enough, there are no weak soldiers under the strong generals! Haha, the children can be taught! ”

Cinnamon smiled back at her very tacitly, and said without modesty: "Of course, don't look at who my master is!" ”

"You two are alright! Don't be complacent in front of me! ”

Shangguan Wanxuan was helped up from the ground by his maid, because her hair was messed up in the process of fighting, and she was poured a pot of wine on Zichu's head before, and her description at this time was inevitably very embarrassing. But she still yelled angrily, and then Chong Zichu said: "Don't be complacent, hum, your fiancΓ© was snatched away by her sister, what are you embarrassed to say in front of me?" Speaking of which, the two of us are fifty steps and a hundred steps, and neither of us is better than the other! ”

Zichu smiled and said disapprerovingly: "Who said that I was half a pound and eight taels with you?" You like people yourself, but they don't like you. As for me, I don't like Sheng Chonghua's rotten cucumber, since Song Zilan likes to pick up rags, why don't I, as a sister, fulfill her. Anyway, it's in tatters, and if she doesn't put it away, it's polluting the air, isn't it? ”

Although Shangguan Wanshu was bold and reckless, it was the first time she had heard such terrifying words. Not only that, but even the several well-informed maids around her were shocked and speechless by Zichu.

So, after a moment of silence, Shangguan Wanxuan suddenly burst into a burst of hearty laughter.

"Hahaha! Rotten cucumber, haha, Song Zichu, you are telling the truth! Why didn't I notice that you were just as temperamental as I was? Haha, I like your temperament! ”