Chapter Eighty-Nine: If You Smell Like, You Are Confidants?
After speaking, Shangguan Wanxuan walked over and patted Chu's shoulder heavily. looked very heroic, and said: "Come on, come on, it's better to meet by chance, since we met here today, let's have a good drink." ”
Zichu looked at her flushed face, frowned and brushed her hand away, and said, "You still drink?" ”
"Drink, why not? When you sing about wine, life is geometric. What's that, Song Zichu, I'm rarely in a good mood today, so you can accompany me to have a good drink! ”
Zichu didn't want to deal with her, but looking at some of the delicacies that the shopkeeper sent in one after another, and the smell of these pots of wine, he reluctantly said, "Okay, I'll eat and you drink." Also, remember not to touch me. ”
"Okay, it's a deal!"
Zichu soon began to regret that he had agreed to drink with her because he was tempted for a while, because Shangguan's wine was too bad. Look, she is like this now, burping, and blowing about how heroic and handsome His Royal Highness Dingwang is, how noble and charming, how cold and glamorous...... God, if there is really such a perfect man in the world, how can the director of the Korean drama be embarrassed?
Also, such a perfect man would be interested in a green tea like Yang Surong? This man is a friend, because he wants to avoid Shangguan's pursuit, so he randomly finds a target to divert everyone's attention, well, it makes sense! However, this is in ancient times, what kind of bullshit prince is doing this, is this the rhythm of a bloody Korean drama?
Although he didn't want to pour cold water on her, Zichu really couldn't stand Shangguan Wan's salivating when talking about this man, so he said lukewarmly: "Wait a while, what are you talking about, His Royal Highness Dingwang is so good, and he has always been in love with you, you say, how could he empathize and fall in love with someone else because you haven't seen you for two years?" Don't you think there's a lot of problem? ”
"That's right! You're absolutely right! I also think it's very problematic, but ...... I went to look for him, but he didn't see me, can you help me analyze, what is the problem with him, so he avoided me? ”
Zichu felt that although this Shangguan Wanshu was arrogant and domineering, his personality was still refreshing. had the intention to guide her to realize the truth, so Chunchun seduced: "Then you have to tell me, he has such good conditions and is blessed, why has there been no woman around him all these years?" What, even if you are not old enough to marry a wife, aren't men nowadays popular to find a few maids to warm the bed before marriage? ”
Shangguan Wan was stunned when he heard this: "You don't know this, Brother Chen is the little prince who is the favorite of the emperor and the queen." He is the youngest among the princes, and even the Queen Mother is clearly biased towards him. The queen mother attaches great importance to this son, and the people serving around him are absolutely not allowed to have young maids except for the little eunuchs. In addition, Brother Chen himself is also very clean, so he ......".
"Wait! You say, the only people who serve around him are the little eunuchs? So are these little eunuchs all young and beautiful, and they are very gentle and lovely? ”
Shangguan Wanyin was still confused, she thought about it, held her cheek in one hand, and nodded while nodding: "Of course, the little eunuch who can serve by his side is naturally outstanding in everything." I remember that the most favored one around him was called Mingyan, and the kid's fine skin and tender flesh looked even more beautiful than ordinary little girls. He followed Brother Chen all day long, almost inseparable. However, what does this have to do with his empathy? He can't like eunuchs, can he? ”
"You've finally got to the point!"
Zichu said, excitedly snapped his fingers to the sky, grunted, and after taking a sip of wine, he spewed at Shangguan Wanyin, who was stunned as if he had comprehended some terrifying facts: "Why don't you want to think about it?" This short-sleeved style is not something that is unique to this dynasty. Do you think that Queen Nalan didn't send maids to her son, but she chose such beautiful little eunuchs for him, isn't this sinister? From what I know about Queen Nalan, she is the kind of person who will never easily cheapen other women. Therefore, she will easily agree to your family's request, just because she has a plan and knows that her son will not like women again in the future! Hehe, this trick is called selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, and it will trap you, and you can't complain! ”
"What? Queen Nalan actually had such a plan? That's right, why didn't I expect that she never married her son, and didn't choose a maid for him, it turned out to be Ann's mind? ”
Shangguan Wanyin seemed to finally understand, but after thinking about it, she shook her head again and said, "Oh, there's still something wrong." You think, Queen Nalan only has such a son as him. If he can't pass on the lineage, then ......."
"Oh, you're stupid, who said that after King Ding likes men, he can't pass on the lineage? He just doesn't like women, but it's not that he doesn't have the ability to have children! ”
Zichu rushed at Shangguan Wanyin, and poured a scoop of cold water on his head. When she said this, Shangguan Wanyin finally couldn't hold back anymore, and cried out loud.
"Woohoo! I hate to die of this Queen Nalan! Tell me, how can she be so bad? Brother Chen is such a good person, she actually found a bunch of eunuchs for her son to? It's so hateful, I'm going to go back and tell my dad and ask him to help me get justice! ”
Zi Chu saw Shangguan Wanyin talking and was about to run outside, so he hurriedly held it down and persuaded: "You asked your father to find trouble with Queen Nalan?" Oh my God, you don't want to cheat your father, do you? ”
Shangguan Wanyin opened her hand and said a little angrily: "You just cheated your father!" ”
"That's right! I admit it, I just cheated on my father, who told him not to treat me as a daughter! But your father is different, tell me, your father is so good to you, how can you let him run to Queen Nalan for this kind of thing? Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if your father goes, doesn't Queen Nalan have her own words? When the time comes, who do you think will suffer more? ”
"What then? Could it be that I can only endure such grievances alive and see that Yang Surong triumphant in front of me? ”
"Yang Surong? This is what you are talking about, is it the girl who framed me in the palace last time? ”
Shangguan Wanyin was honest this time, nodded, and said very truthfully: "Yes, last time it was your sister who told me, let me think of a rut for you, it's best to tell you that you won't be able to be a talent in the future." ”
Zichu glanced at her and said disdainfully: "You can do whatever she tells you to do?" Don't you have a brain of your own? ”
"Okay, this matter is wrong for me, can't I compensate you here? You have such a brain, can't you help me think of a way, how to make Brother Chen change his mind about me again? If you can really think of this, I'll convince you! ”
Zichu raised his eyebrows and said, "How do I know if what you said counts?" Also, the matter between men and women has always been only happy with each other, and cannot be forced. I've just told you so much, haven't you understood? ”
"I don't understand! I really don't understand! I just like Brother Chen, I just like him! ”
Shangguan Wanyin said, and actually reached over to Chong Zichu to be coquettish. Zichu looked at her a little speechlessly, in order to divert her attention, she found an opportunity to slip away, she pointed to a shop opposite the door, and said to her: "Oh, look, there is a big fat man at the door, and his belly is so big and round!" ”
Shangguan Wanyin was really a child's habit, and she also poked her head out at the moment, and after looking at it for a while, she slapped her face and smiled: "That's right!" What a big belly, hey, let's find something, flick his belly, do you think you will hear the sound? ”
Zichu also thinks this is a very good idea, anyway, the eldest lady in front of him is a female overlord that no one dares to mess with in the capital. I can watch a free bustle next to it, so why not?
Shangguan Wanyin said that she would do it, and immediately asked the maid to fetch her own slingshot, and then pointed it at the fat man's belly, and it was ruthless.
After hearing only a pig-like howl, the two secretly lay down by the window, watched the fat man scream a few times, and then began to look around for the person who attacked him, and said viciously: "Who is it? Which little bastard dares to sneak attack Lao Tzu? There is a kind of you stand up for Lao Tzu, don't be sneaky, not like a man! ”
"Miss Ben is not a man in the first place, she will beat you if she beats you, how are you going?"
Shangguan Wanyin took advantage of the wine and immediately poked her head out of the window. After saying that, she didn't forget to stick out her tongue at the fat man and make a grimace, looking like a ruffian who you can't help me.
Zichu saw that the fat man was dressed extraordinarily, and immediately waved his hand to signal the family next to him to outflank him. She felt that something was wrong, so she pulled Shangguan Wanyin and said, "Okay, that person is coming to trouble us, let's leave quickly!" ”
Shangguan Wanyin continued to look at no one, shook off her hand, and said triumphantly: "What are you afraid of?" You sit down for me and take a good look at how he came up in a while, and I will keep him how to go down! ”
Zichu shook his head helplessly, heard the sound of the floor below, and knew that it was impossible for him to run alone, so he had to sit down, and after a while, there was a loud noise.
However, the fat man still failed to enter the private room in the end, because after the maid next to Shangguan Wanyin showed him the signboard of Shangguan Mansion, the group of people left in despair.
"How? Look, in this capital, no one dares to go against my Shangguan Wanyin! ”