The meal was eaten late at night, and the house had not been so lively for a long time. Even my grandfather and my grandmother slept a little later than before, but in the end, we couldn't survive the two of us.

Before I knew it, my dad and I had already killed two bottles of Erguotou. My mom was worried and wanted to persuade us to sleep, but my dad scolded me back with a sentence of "old men talk, old ladies don't interject". It was the first time I had ever seen my dad talk to my mom like that. My mother also gave him a lot of face, and said "Look at you" and then went into the house by herself.

My dad and I were even more presumptuous when no one cared about me, and began to wrench my neck and wrap my arms around my brother, and even my dad clamored to take me out to continue the rectification······

In fact, I know that neither of us is drunk, but we are just venting our feelings through alcohol. My dad is usually a stuffy gourd-like person, especially to me, who basically doesn't have anything to say. I was also eager and timid about him because of the estrangement I had when I was a child.

I am grateful for those two bottles of Erguotou, because it has opened the gap between our two for so many years in a silent way.

I slept directly until noon, I slowly washed my face, and then gave Wang Niangniang a pillar of incense. My mom said she couldn't sleep at all because my dad and I were snoring across the room in the middle of the night, each louder than the other.

My dad snorted quietly to express his dissatisfaction, although he still talked as little, but he could obviously see that he was in a good mood, and waved his hand and said to the whole family: "It's all this, just don't cook, let's go out and find a restaurant to rub it." ”

My grandmother was immediately unhappy when she heard this, and she hurt my father: "How much money can you earn a day?" After staying up all night, the two of them began to burn buns, and it was good to eat at home when they went out to eat? There was a lot left over from last night, and I can eat some more noodles at home. ”

Before my dad could speak, my dad quit first, and quarreled with my grandmother with a white face: "You ruined old lady will be disappointed, the four boys finally came back, and people want to have a meal with their son. Go out to eat today, I'll pay for it! ”

"You pay for it? Where did you get your money? After spending it, ask your son for it? You shameless old ········."

After my grandmother said this, my father had already begun to go back to the house to look for the crutch, and my grandmother was not used to his set, so she turned around and held the broom in her hand. As soon as I saw that the old couple was about to use force, I hurriedly came out to pull the fight: "Stop, stop, don't make trouble, don't toss around blindly with old arms and legs." I paid for this meal today, and I still have hundreds of money left for my part-time job during the holidays, and I also have something to discuss with my parents, so get dressed and leave. ”

With the joint efforts of my parents and I, we finally snatched the weapons from the hands of the old couple. Along the way, my grandfather and my grandmother both tilted their heads in both directions, and no one looked at each other several meters away.

During the whole meal, my grandfather and my grandmother were competing, and the two of them were rushing to grab a peanut bean, and the plate was about to be overturned. I couldn't eat a mouthful of them, so I simply put down my chopsticks and said to my mother, "Mom, I have something I want to discuss with you two." ”

"What's the matter, let's talk about it." Seeing that I was so solemn, my mother also put down her chopsticks, and then added with a vigilant face: "I can tell you, don't say anything that you don't read." ”

I nodded with a wry smile, and then cautiously said to her: "That's the case, don't get excited, a lot has happened in the past two years, and I can't understand a word or two." Out of the horse immortal line, I believe you also know, when I was a child, didn't you tell me the story of Liu Cripple, I actually have a fairy fate on me, and I guess I'm about to go out, I think about discussing it with the two of you·······"

I spoke quickly and in one go, I was afraid that my mother would interrupt me, but I didn't expect to be interrupted by her: "What are you making trouble about?" If you can't study hard, you still have to dance the gods? You want to play a play this day, why is it so worry-free? ”

My mom spoke faster than I did, and her face flushed with anger. Fortunately, my father stopped her and persuaded: "Don't be anxious at every turn, your son is so old, you let him finish speaking." ”

My mom was holding back her anger, but she was quiet for the time being. I breathed a sigh of relief and gave my dad a grateful look. I found that my dad looked at me quite seriously, and I guess if I couldn't say a meridian, he wouldn't be used to me.

I smiled wryly, and then began to slowly recount my experience of the past two years. From the appearance of Hu Botao and Chang Xiangjiu, to the matter of breaking the pass for Li Yating by chance, and then meeting Chang Wanfa and them, and my master recently gave me a trick or something. But I was picky and said, when I said that I would break the pass for Li Yating, I only said that her luck was a little low, and the great god she was looking for couldn't come to Shen'er at that time, but I came to Shen'er, and then I broke the pass. I omitted those ghosts and gods as much as possible, after all, for those who have not experienced it, all this is too, and the more detailed it is, the more it seems to be made up.

After a meal, I already had a dry mouth, and when I looked at my mother's eyes, I found that she didn't believe me, and even looked at me like a psychopath. I shouted a little black in my heart a little helplessly, and then Xiao Hei came out of the small coffin on my chest, and my parents couldn't see it without opening their eyes. Since I opened my mind, I don't need a mouth to contact with the fairy family, I can communicate with my mind as soon as I move, of course, there is a certain distance limit, and it is currently only suitable for my newspaper horse and the little black that I carry on my chest.

Xiao Hei respectfully hugged my fist and asked, "What is the matter with the ground horse calling Xiao Hei?" ”

I said to him in my heart, "I told my mother about the horse, but she thought it was a psychopath." Do me a favor, just lift the plate and cup on the table, whatever, and I'll give her an explanation. ”

Xiao Hei looked embarrassed, and said to me with a deflated stomach: "It is a violation of heaven to show supernatural powers in front of mortals, this is ····· This ······"

"Why are you so dead-eyed, you didn't use your magic powers to cheat money, and you didn't use your magic powers to harm people. If you help me gain my mother's trust, you are helping me to get out of the horse, and after I go out of the horse, isn't it also a great merit for you to accumulate merit? I first prayed and then persecuted and said to him: "Besides, why don't I help your master Liu Guofu investigate the matter if I don't go out?" Are you going to let him be a lonely ghost all the time? ”

When Xiao Hei heard me say this, he clenched his teeth for a long time, as if he had made up his mind, and nodded vigorously. When I saw him agree, I didn't smile.

"What the hell? With flying eyebrows on his face, is your kid hysterical, is the real demon stunned or what's wrong? My mother saw the rapid change in the expression on my face, and suddenly became anxious again.

I smiled and pointed to the teacup in front of her, and Xiao Hei cooperated with the teacup. They are all mortals with the naked eye, and everything in front of them is too terrifying. I saw a teacup float in the air under the guidance of my fingers, and then landed firmly on the table, and the tea in it did not spill at all. Fortunately, we chose a single room, or there would have been a group photo of the people who eat melons········

I found that my parents had already opened their mouths wide, and even my grandfather and my grandmother, who were arguing, had stopped moving, my grandfather was chanting Amitabha Buddha in his mouth, and my grandmother was drawing a cross on her chest. Seeing that the matter was done, Xiao Hei smiled bitterly and returned to the small coffin on my chest.

After a while, my dad was the first to react, and after frowning, he said to me in a serious tone: "You are also a big man, you should know how to go on your own road." As long as what you say is true and you think it is right, then you stick to it. Dad doesn't have other skills, and he can't fight for a few years at such an age, but what you believe, Dad supports you. ”

It was the first time my dad said so many words to me, and I could hear the sincerity and care in his words, so I nodded movingly and toasted him with tea instead of wine.

"No way!" Before I could finish drinking, my mom immediately interrupted us and said to my dad, "What does he know about being so young?" I'll wait until I call his grandmother. ”

My dad didn't refute, he could only shrug his shoulders helplessly at me, meaning that the decision was not in his hands. I can only smile wryly and nod like him, it's okay man, I can understand you, just mean it. Since my mom said she was going to ask my grandma, I had nothing to worry about. The Medicine King Niangniang was all asked by my grandmother, and my immortal family has something to do with the Medicine King Niangniang, I guess my grandma knows this at all.

After eating, I asked them to go home first, and I was going to cut my hair myself. It's been a semester, except for sleeping and reciting mantras, the rest of the time is to find Bao'er, I haven't had a haircut for a long time, in Bao'er's words, "Are you going to wait for long hair to reach your waist, commensurate with my sister?" ”

I asked the barber to cut one of the most popular hairstyles of the year, the volcano style, which is to shave the sideburns directly against the scalp and trim the layers on the top, so that the hairspray catches the spirit of a thief. I looked at me in the mirror and sighed that I would have to wear a mask when I started going out tomorrow, or it wouldn't be troublesome if I was found by a scout, after all, I was a disciple of the horse, and I had no chance with the superstar.

When I got home and opened the door with the key, I found that my parents were looking at me in a daze, and they were a little hairy. Is it just a hairstyle? I've never seen them so surprised when I shaved calipers before.

My mother stepped forward to look at me for a long time, then looked out the door again, and finally closed the security door and said to me: "You ask the fairy family the specific day of the horse, and the day is right, so hurry up." ”

I looked at my mom in disbelief, how could this change so quickly, and a hundred people disagreed with it at the dinner just now. I looked at my dad blankly and asked him what was going on and what was going on.

My dad said to me with a pale face: "Your mother called your grandma just now, and your grandma said that you do have a fairy family, saying that these fairy families are to protect you, and you can have a good life if you set up a hall early." As soon as your mother's phone was put down, we saw you come back, and you didn't squeak when we talked to you, and then we went into the house. Your mother and I were wondering, and then you opened the door and came in again, and still entered the house without speaking. It's been a long time, and you've come in through the door several times. ”

I smiled bitterly in my heart, and guessed in my heart that this was probably done by my immortal family, because my master Hu Qingfeng is in my house, and my family is in the town of Yaowang Niangniang, and any other evil cults can't enter. I might get in trouble outside, but I don't have any problems at home, and I still have that confidence.

I comforted my parents and said that this was a little joke made by my fairy family, and then told my mother that they didn't have to worry about it, and that I would just find the pole to move by myself when the time came. I didn't expect my mother to quit again, and told me that there are all kinds of gods now, and there are liars. She heard people say that if she encounters a master who doesn't understand the two knives, it is easy to put the hall together in a mess, and the immortal family will be resentful if she can't report her name or report the wrong name, and in the end, the family will be ruined.

So my mom came to the conclusion that I was still too young and inexperienced, and I didn't necessarily have any kind of people to contact outside, so she asked someone to help me find a powerful god. I was a little depressed but I didn't refute her, after all, she was my mother and it was for my good. Chang Wanfa said that the pole of my house is not something that ordinary people can move, and I didn't understand it at the time. It wasn't until my master told me about the origin of the Dharma Protector Sect and the Earth Immortal Sect that I realized that in the entire Northeast Horse Sect, only my cousin was from the Earth Immortal Sect, and in the eyes of the above, it belonged to a black organization. Which one of the parishioners dares to come and carry a pole for me? Aren't you afraid of being beaten into the same party by Heavenly Court?

I'm ready, and when the person my mother is looking for drops the chain, I'll call Shi Shaozhong and Wang Dongyang again. Although I don't understand why they can move the pole for me, since Chang Wanfa said so at the beginning, there must be a reason for him.

I talked to my mom and dad for a while, and finally comforted them, and then I went back to the house. After entering the house, I immediately lit a stick of incense from the sect leader, and wanted to ask my master to show up and ask about the date of departure. (Here is a popular science, usually when the incense is on the three, these three are called Tang Xiang, which is for the whole hall, generally wait until the horse is out of the horse according to Hu Huang Chang Python, Bai Family Medical Hall, Qingfeng Smoke Soul, etc., there are several rows of incense burners in the hall.) When there is something important to summon the leader, there is a stick of incense that has been soaked in ghee and is relatively high and coarse, which is the incense of the leader, and only one is lit and the master is seated. ）

I didn't expect the sect leader incense to burn quickly, which means that my master received the incense, but he didn't show up for a long time. I didn't know the reason, I began to summon Chang Xiangjiu in my heart, but I didn't expect Chang Xiangjiu and Hu Botao to walk out of the statue together.

Before I could ask, Chang Xiangjiu put away the previous hanger, and said in a serious voice: "The missionary lord's decree, the afternoon of the day after tomorrow is the auspicious time, when the sect leader will take the whole hall to wave his troops down the mountain, and sit down in the hall, the immortal family friends and a group of dependents will come to watch the ceremony, and the horses will prepare early!" ”