Chapter 33 Cameo: Qi Xiang
The New Asia Mobile Fleet is docked in the military port of the Venus Alliance's Space Fortress.
The gray ghost bridge, Pulu yawned boredly, and said, "I said, let's stay on the mothership like this?" How boring, why don't we go to the civilian port? ”
Wei Xiu said: "No way, in this situation, it is better for everyone to stay on the gray ghost, the fleet will depart at any time." ”
Kaede's mind was full of the "surprise" that Nightshade said, and her body couldn't help but shudder, thinking: I will never leave the gray ghost one step! Sister Funny, I will never give you a chance to hurt me!
made up his mind and said, "I have seen the yellow calendar, and it is not appropriate to travel today." ”
Li Xiaoyao scoffed and said: "Feudal superstition is not advisable, I think it's not bad to go to the civil port." ”
Kaede looked at him with disgust and thought, "You just want to have a chance to be alone with Pulu, I've seen through you."
He looked Li Xiaoyao up and down with a scrutinizing gaze and said, "I see that your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are blue, your lips are purple, and there is a black line on the bridge of your nose that goes straight to the Tianling Gai. There will be a bloody disaster today, so it's better not to behave. ”
Li Xiaoyao pointed at himself and said, "This is a symptom of lack of oxygen, and I am about to suffocate to death after staying on the battleship for a long time." ”
Pu Lu looked at Feng in surprise and said, "Dendrobium Lan can look at the face, then you look at me." ”
Kaede looked at Pulu's cute little face, her face gradually gloomy, and she sighed, "It's a pity." ”
Pu Lu hurriedly took out a small mirror, looked at it, and said, "No, there is no problem, it is as ruddy, delicate and shiny as before." ”
Kaede said solemnly: "If you want to keep your skin hydrated, it's useless to rely on those skin care products alone!" Those chemicals are just a gimmick for unscrupulous merchants to deceive you ignorant consumers! ”
Then he ran his finger across Pulu's face and said, "Do you feel it?" Are my fingers smoother than your skin? Is there a feeling of being soaked in milk? ”
Pu Lu grabbed Kaede's hand and said, "It seems to be, it's really slippery!" Sister, you can also touch it. ”
Li Xiaoyao watched this scene from the sidelines and thought: Is this okay? Dude, I've learned another trick!
I saw Kaede take out a bottle from his pocket, stuff it into Pulu, and said, "Daily maintenance is essential, but skin protection is also very important!" ”
Pu Lu looked at the bottle in his hand and said, "Pechoin, and it's also hand cream?" ”
Kaede nodded and said with an impassioned expression: "That's right, it can not only moisturize dry skin, but also relieve itchy skin, do you think that's how it works?" Wrong! It is also laxative and can be used by both men and women. It is a must-have for travel, visiting relatives and friends! ”
(Off the screen, Kaede runs to the author with the script in his hand and asks, "Are you sure you're not in hydrology?" ”
The author looked at Kaede with disgust and said, "Hydrology? Can you describe the code word with water? Hurry up and give me back, be careful that I write you to death in the next chapter! ”
Feng hurriedly ran back to the picture, threw the script in his hand to the ground, and scolded: "Hit the street! Spicy Chicken Works! I deserve no one to watch! ”)
Everyone looked at Feng with black lines, only Pu Lu cherished the Pechoin hand cream close to his body, looked at Feng sincerely, and said, "Thank you, Dendrobium Lan." ”
Wei Xiu suddenly said: "I think Pulu's proposal is good, why don't we go to the civilian port and have a look!" ”
Millai hurriedly pulled up Pulu and said, "Good idea." I heard that there is a lot of food in the civil port, so let's try it. ”
Li Xiaoyao walked over, patted Feng's shoulder, and said, "You can still rely on your brother, as soon as you get out of the horse, Second Lieutenant Wei Xiu will agree to let us go shopping, brother, steady!" After saying that, he gave his own thumbs up.
Kaede said solemnly: "I'm not going, the situation is very chaotic now, maybe there are intelligence officers from the Principality of Zeon in the port, I've been on their blacklist, for the safety of my life, I'd better stay on the gray ghost." ”
"I heard that the girls of the Venus Alliance are very enthusiastic, maybe we will have a wonderful encounter!"
"I'm a serious person, and beauty or anything is ineffective for me. I tell you responsibly: I quit! ”
Li Xiaoyao looked at the maple in front of him, who did not eat oil and salt, and his mind turned, and said: "I heard that a very special barbecue stall has opened in the civil port, and its ashes noodles have a high praise rate!" ”
Kaede raised her eyebrows and thought, "Where do I seem to have said this?"
Li Xiaoyao held up a finger and said, "If you go with me, I will invite you to eat a bowl of noodles with ashes!" ”
Kaede thought: Am I such a superficial person? A bowl of mead-like with ashes wants to buy me.
looked at Li Xiaoyao and raised another finger.
Kaede thought: It's useless, as a positive person, I will definitely stick to my principles, let alone two bowls, even three bowls I won't go!
Li Xiaoyao opened his hands violently and showed them in front of Feng.
"Ten bowls!!" Feng looked at the ten fingers in front of him, grabbed Li Xiaoyao, chased after Pu Lu and them, and said as he ran: "Let's go, let's not waste precious time, I will only be late, I will not miss!" ”
Li Xiaoyao thought helplessly: Men are really creatures with different hearts.
Everyone came to the civilian port, looking at the lively scene of people coming and going, and they all let out: "Wow".
Kaede said excitedly: "No Jim, no Zagu, no beam rifle and large-caliber machine gun, this is a living world!" ”
Wei Xiu listened to Kaede's emotion and thought: What has Abunaz experienced!
Pulu and Milai ran to the stall selling trinkets, looking at the jade pendants, bracelets, necklaces and other crafts on display, "Why are these things so familiar?" It seems to have been seen somewhere. ”
After Feng and Li Xiaoyao and Wei Xiu and the others separated, they searched for the fragrance and went straight to the barbecue stall.
The two of them found a seat and sat down. The owner of the barbecue stall took out the menu and asked, "What do you two eat?" ”
Li Xiaoyao looked at the menu and said, "I'll see what dishes there are, blood steamed mosquitoes, salt and pepper cockroaches, sauce rat boys, and five poisonous porridge?" Boss, is there any food that normal people eat? ”
The boss smiled weirdly: "Unfortunately, no." Normal people don't eat these abnormal foods! ”
Feng nodded and said, "I understand, ashes noodles, ten bowls!" ”
Li Xiaoyao stupidly watched the boss take away the menu, thinking: I just came up with nonsense, there is really this kind of barbecue stall. Why does Dendrobium Lan have an eager expression? Excitement and anticipation!
He looked around and saw a guest take a whole fist-sized toad from the five-poison porridge and put it in his mouth, chewing it with a happy smile on his face. Another guest picked up a salt-and-pepper cockroach, dipped it in the sauce, and then put it in his mouth, making a "Kazkaz" sound.
The boss put the noodles on the table and said, "Noodles with ashes, you eat first, and I'll make the rest right away." ”
Kaede stirred the noodles and asked, "Aren't you going to eat it?" ”
Li Xiaoyao shook his head and said, "If you don't eat, I'll be full when I see you eating!" ”
Kaede rolled her eyes and gulped down. Li Xiaoyao looked at the powder at the corner of his mouth and felt a little nauseous.
At this time, Li Xiaoyao heard someone coming behind him, and hurriedly turned his head to look, the first thing that caught his eye was the black stockings, then the student women's skirt, and then the slender waist, the cute doll head, and the cute semicircular pink hairpin on the hair.
Li Xiaoyao gasped and thought: Are the girls in the Venus Alliance so fresh and beautiful? It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
The man flicked his fingers, greeted Kaede, and said, "Long time no see, we meet again!" ”
Li Xiaoyao stood up suddenly, pulled out the stool and said, "Please sit down, beautiful young lady, have we met somewhere?" ”
After the man sat down, he smiled and said, "Thank you, we did meet, in the men's restroom in Granada." ”
Li Xiaoyao remembered something, suddenly his body stiffened, he sat down on the stool, pointed at the man with trembling fingers and said, "Female, women's clothing boss!" ”
"It's rude, my name is Liu Yuxin!"
Feng pushed a bowl of noodles down in front of Liu Yuxin and said, "Pseudo-mother, eat noodles, why did you come out again?" ”
Liu Yuxin ate the noodles and said, "The ashes are really good!" Qi Xiang boss, give me every dish on the menu. ”
"Okay!" After speaking, Qi Xiang boss kept fiddling with the dishes.
Liu Yuxin picked up a noodle and said depressedly: "Recently, I was forcibly kissed by a partner, and I couldn't help it, so I came to you to relax." ”
Feng looked at Li Xiaoyao in a petrified state, bowed to him three times, pushed a bowl of noodles in front of him, and said to Liu Yuxin: "Is it male or female to forcibly kiss your partner?" ”
Liu Yuxin glanced at Feng and said, "Man! ”
"Oh! Damn it! ”
Liu Yuxin said again: "Don't care about these details, by the way, there is a person who is very similar to your personality and asked me to give this to you, she said that her name is Yexianghua." With that, he took out a roll of film from his pocket and put it on the table.
Kaede hurriedly said, "She's my sister, where did you see her?" ”
"In a place called the Cosmic Zone! I happened to be passing by and saw her being chased by a dozen people, so I helped her out. Then I found out that they were actually a gang, and I said it was just a misunderstanding, do you believe it? ”
Big brother, there are so many cosmic regions in the whole book, who knows where you are talking about?
Kaede recalls what Wei Xiu said about the death of more than a dozen New Asia intelligence agents. Said with a wry smile: "I believe!" It turns out that the intelligence agents of New Asia have been killed by you. ”
Liu Yuxin wiped her mouth clean and said, "I'm full, I still have something to do, go first." Then he said to the boss: "Boss Qi Xiang, pack these dishes for me!" ”
"Great! Pseudo-mother. ”
Kaede looked at the film in his hand curiously, and wondered: What is inside? Then, he patted Li Xiaoyao with his hand, let him return from the "petrified" state, and said, "Give money!" ”
Li Xiaoyao looked at the bill handed over by the boss, "Robbery?" So many zeros? ”
The boss smiled and said, "This guest officer, what nonsense is telling the truth." Small business, no credit! ”
"Show me the numbers on it! I can't even count how many zeros there are! ”
Qi Xiang looked at Li Xiaoyao and Feng with a look of disgust, and said, "Poor ghost! Don't have the money and want to eat a bully meal? ”
Li Xiaoyao slapped the table and shouted, "Ten bowls of noodles are so expensive!" It's obviously a black shop! ”
Qi wanted to stick the kitchen knife on the dining table and said, "Aren't there those packed by the pseudo-mother?" ”
Li Xiaoyao looked at the kitchen knife that was shaking brightly and trembling, and said with a smile: "This is the meal!" If you dare to look for money, you just look down on me! After saying that, he pulled Kaede and walked out.
Li Xiaoyao turned his head and looked at Boss Qi Xiang standing at the gate, waving a handkerchief, and the reluctant figure left with tears.
"What an idiot I'm in!"