Li Xiaoyao looked at the empty pocket, and said with a wry smile: "It's light, it's really light this time." I was born and died for the mobile fleet, and all the allowances I got in exchange for my life were eaten by you! After speaking, he pointed at Kaede.

I saw Feng comfortably picking his teeth with a toothpick, burping, and asked, "Where are we going next?" Dessert? ”

Li Xiaoyao grabbed Feng's collar with both hands and said, "Eat it again!" You've eaten up all my allowances! I said, as the wreck king of the mobile fleet, you haven't gotten a bonus or anything like that? ”

"I've never heard of it, I've never even seen a banknote of anything!"

"What? What about your monthly allowance? ”

Feng hurriedly pushed Li Xiaoyao away and said, "I still have an allowance?" Damn, these evil capitalists are just as slamming the door as the Earth Federation Army! I will be born and die for them, and as their wreaking king, I will not even give me a hundred dollars! ”

Li Xiaoyao raised his eyebrows and thought: Hey, why is this so familiar?

Kaede said indignantly, "Let's start with the mobile fleet!" Ogles returned my hard-earned money and demanded fair treatment! Discrimination against migrant workers is strictly prohibited! Improving the welfare package of MS drivers! ”

Li Xiaoyao hurriedly covered Feng's mouth and said, "Shhh, stop yelling on the street, it's too embarrassing!" ”

At this time, Pulu's voice was heard in the crowd: "You let me go!" ”

The two of them immediately ran to the location where the voice came from, separated from the crowd of onlookers, and came to Pulu's side, Li Xiaoyao asked, "What's wrong?" Pulu. ”

Pulu pointed to a few soldiers on the opposite side and said, "They, their mouths are not clean!" You want to do something to me! ”

The leader on the other side said: "This lovely young lady, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." We're not interested in you, the lady next to you is the one we're interested in. ”

Another said, "That's right, and the word cute is used in the Venus Alliance to describe children." ”

Li Xiaoyao stretched out his hand, protected Pu Lu and Milai behind him, looked at the other side, and said in a serious voice: "Dendrobium Lan, it seems that this matter can't be good today, I have the right to protect the women on this ship from being harassed by other men besides me!" ”

Turning his head, he looked in the direction where Dendrobium Lan was, and said, "You're right?" Hey? What about people? ”

I saw Feng standing with the surrounding melon-eating crowd, communicating with the people next to him from time to time:

"You say they fight, which side will win?"

"Needless to say, it must be that the soldiers of our Golden Star Alliance will win! Look at the man's muscles, his teeth, and his tall, straight body. You're looking after the soldier in front of the two girls, looking like you've eaten too much carbon dioxide. ”

Kaede gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother, incisive!" How will this kind of thing end up when this kind of thing happens? ”

"It's not a big deal, soldiers, the blood is strong, just lock up a small black room for a few days. Brother, our Venus Alliance is fierce, these are just small scenes. ”

Li Xiaoyao blackened his face, pulled Feng in, and said, "Dendrobium Lan, where are you standing?" We're a team, and you're the one who makes a show. ”

Feng reluctantly stood with Li Xiaoyao and said, "I won't fight." ”

Li Xiaoyao said: "Don't be afraid, wait and rush with me." Do you see the man who is the leader? Wait a minute, I'll stick his eyes, you take off his pants. ”

I saw the leader come out, take off his uniform, and wear a vest inside, revealing a body of tendon flesh. He picked up a wrist-thick wooden stick on the ground, broke it with both hands, the wooden stick bent, and then broke off in response to the overwhelming load.

The onlookers cheered loudly, and Li Xiaoyao's eyes found that Pulu and Milai were standing with the audience, cheering for themselves loudly. Then he turned his head and looked at Kaede with frightened eyes.

"Are you sure we can beat him?"

The man put on a posture, hooked his hands with Li Xiaoyao and Feng Gou, and said, "I'll deal with the two of you alone, come on, let me see the ability of the famous New Asia Mobile Fleet." ”

Li Xiaoyao said in a low voice: "What should I do, there is too much difference in force." ”

Kaede smiled: "To deal with this kind of muscular man, you can only use wisdom. ”

Li Xiaoyao nodded and said, "Good idea!" ”

After speaking, he took a step forward and said loudly: "Please listen to the question, how much does it cost to go out once in a typhoon?" ”

The onlookers were suddenly silent, the man's eyebrows were raised, and Li Xiaoyao smiled: "I can't answer, the correct answer is: 40 million, because there is nothing to do on typhoon days (40 million) Don't go out." So you lose! ”

The crowd fell into a mysterious silence again.

Puru: Shame on you!

Kaede: It's a shame!

Milley: Huh? Why 40 million?

The man on the other side burst out with bruises on his head, suppressed his anger and said, "Is this a cold joke? ”

Li Xiaoyao stretched out his index finger, waved it in front of him, and said, "Not convinced? Brother doesn't need to use force at all, crush you with wisdom. Listen to the question: 1+1=? ”

The man said, "2? ”

Li Xiaoyao smiled: "Yes, so you 2!" ”

The man swung his fist and hit Li Xiaoyao with a sound of breaking the air, saying, "Are you provoking me?" You did it! Take out your martial side, this is the Golden Alliance Star! ”

Li Xiaoyao was still a student of New Asia College two months ago, where had he experienced such a scene, he stood in place stupidly, watching his fist get bigger and bigger in his eyes, and quickly closed his eyes.

Kaede hurried towards him, and Mirai reached for his matching gun.

The onlookers watched this scene with bated breath, and just as the man's fist was about to hit Li Xiaoyao's face, a short figure appeared between the two, raised his hand, and his white little hand grabbed the man's fist.

Kaede shouted happily: "Pseudo-mother, it's you!" ”

Li Xiaoyao's tightly closed eyes opened and called: "Women's clothing boss!" ”

Liu Yuxin looked at Li Xiaoyao and Feng with disgust, and said, "It's really rude, I've said it several times, my name is Liu Yuxin!" ”

"Okay, pseudo-niang (women's clothing boss)!"

The man lowered his head, looked at the short Liu Yuxin and said, "Another cute girl?" When did the Venus Alliance's Cosmic Fortress become a playground? ”

A black line appeared on Liu Yuxin's head, "Girl? ”

The man smiled again: "Your name is really interesting, you are called a pseudo-mother." ”

There is an extra black line on Liu Yuxin's head, "Pseudo-mother? ”

The man said, "What do you mean by the women's clothing boss?" ”

The thread in Liu Yuxin's mind that represented reason collapsed. A stirring melody came, and he threw the bag in his hand into the sky, and then punched the man in the lower abdomen, and the onlookers heard only a loud noise, and the man clutched his stomach and collapsed on the ground, his limbs twitching, and foaming at the mouth.

Liu Yuxin caught the bag that fell and said, "I'm a pure master!" That's right, your name is Li Xiaoyao, thank you for your hospitality. After saying that, he jumped and disappeared into the crowd.

Pulu was stunned and said, "He's really a boy!" ”

Milai put away the gun and said, "It turns out that the cute-looking must be a boy!" ”

Li Xiaoyao, who escaped the catastrophe, sighed and said, "Saved." I said Dendrobium, can you turn off the radio? ”

Feng sneered: "I'm sorry, I can't control myself, doesn't this kind of picture need BGM?。 ”

At this time, the riot of the crowd attracted the attention of the patrol. The patrol parted up and said, "Arrest them and take them away!" ”

The Venus Alliance Cosmic Fortress Military Department.

An officer sat in front of Li Xiaoyao and said, "You mean you didn't do it?" A girl who is less than 1.6 meters tall ......"

Li Xiaoyao corrected: "Boy! It's a boy! ”

The officer pinched his ear with his finger and said, "Okay, that boy who seems to be a girl knocked down a big man with a height of 200cm and a weight of 200 kilograms with one blow?" ”

Li Xiaoyao added: "That's right, and only with one blow!" ”

The officer slapped his palms on the table and shouted, "You are stupid for me!" Tell me the truth! ”

Li Xiaoyao stood up suddenly, looked at the officer, and said, "You look at my sincere eyes, is there any deception in it?" Do you think I can knock out a big man who is 200cm tall and weighs 200kg? Blind! ”

On the other side, under the gaze of an officer, Feng Sao patted his lieutenant's epaulette and said, "I am an officer of the mobile fleet, and the Venus Alliance has no right to interrogate me." ”

The officer slammed the table and said loudly, "Technical Lieutenant Dendrobium, please cooperate with my work." This is the cosmic fortress of the Venus Alliance, and I have the final say. ”

Kaede stood up suddenly, slapped the table, and said, "The universe of the Milky Way Galaxy, I have the final say!" ”

The two stared at each other with wide eyes for a moment.

Feng and the others saw that the soldiers they had brought together were released, and made a "wipe their neck" movement at Feng and walked away. Kaede suddenly became angry and said, "It's not fair! Why were they released, and why are we still being questioned by you here? ”

The officer said, "They are the elite pilots of the 13th Independent Force, flying the new large fighters to fight Zeon!" Huh, you guys! A technical lieutenant, a non-commissioned officer, a female captain, a communicator. The mobile fleet is a bunch of strange people. ”

Milley frowned as she pulled out her matching gun. Pulu pressed her hand and shook her head.

Just as Kaede was thinking about how to deal with the situation in front of her, there was the sound of MS landing outside. Ogels' voice rang out: "All Jim's weapons are aimed inside for me, waiting for my orders!" ”

After saying that, Oggus walked in from outside the door and said, "Who captured my people?" The people of the Venus Alliance, can they have some wisdom in their heads, and my people can also catch them? ”

The officers hurriedly saluted. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Major Auggs!" ”

Wei Xiu behind Ogles took a step and kicked the officer in front of Feng away, the officer knocked over a few tables, looked at Wei Xiu with his hands on his body, and said: "Damn, Thunderbolt of the New Asian Wilderness, I remember you!" ”

Feng and the others hurriedly stood behind Augus and gave Wei Xiu a thumbs up, and Ogs asked in a low voice, "Are you all right?" ”

Kaede said: "It's okay, it's just a little disgusting to watch!" ”

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it, their commander is coming out soon." Ogles said.

"The commander of these muscular men can't be a big man with a lot of chest hair, right?"

Wissier smiled, "Your Excellency Lieutenant General Green White is a reasonable man, and he is also one of the few gentlemen among the muscular men. Come, let's go back first, and let the major take care of the rest. ”

When everyone walked out of the door, they saw Jim aiming their weapons at the military headquarters of the Space Fortress with the weapons in their hands.

Li Xiaoyao muttered: "This is too exaggerated! Won't it cause diplomatic disputes? ”

"Sometimes, a proper show of force makes things go more smoothly, doesn't it? ”

Kaede nodded and said, "That makes sense, then let's talk about my allowance." I was born and died for the mobile fleet, and as the wrecked king of the fleet did not even have a penny, didn't the second lieutenant explain? ”

Wei Xiu smiled bitterly: "Can we change the topic of discussion?" ”

Kaede said, "No! Alas, Alas, Second Lieutenant Weixiu, don't go so fast, tell me clearly, my soul is light! ”