People in love have basically zero IQ, and this sentence is true. In the past, when I heard someone in my class call to show affection, it was definitely a hundred despises, and I couldn't wait to spit on his face with a mouthful of sticky phlegm. But in the past week, when I call Bao'er, I say things like "I love you" and "I miss you", as if I don't want money.

Seeing that school was about to start, Bao'er was a little reluctant on the phone and said to me: "School will start tomorrow, and I guess I will be busy preparing for the exam in the last semester, and I can't be together every day like before, what do I think you can do?" ”

Bao'er doesn't look like a cold goddess usually, she is no different from other little women in love, she is sticky and greasy to me all day long, so that my sweet words are always on my lips. In the past few days, even my grandfather and grandmother have found out that something is wrong with me, no wonder, I have been giggling alone at every turn recently, and Hu Botao and Chang Xiangjiu expressed contempt for this.

The answer I gave to Bao'er is, you learn from yours, you can't come and don't delay me to go, anyway, my two forced scores are destined to fail the exam, and Lao Tzu will accompany you in the next semester. Bao'er was happy and worried when she heard me say this, and she asked me what I was going to do in the future. I told her that I had all thought about it, and if I paid for it, I would find a third-rate school in Shenyang. Even if he can't pay for it, Lao Tzu has to go to Shenyang to work.

When I said this, Bao'er was very moved, and Pear Blossom said to me with rain: "You are so good, we are always paying together, you have always been so used to me and spoiling me, do you think you will get tired of it one day?" ”

I deliberately pretended to be angry and said to her, "Why do you doubt the character of your shopkeeper at every turn?" I have traveled north and south for decades, and I have relied on integrity to do business. Old girl, you can rest assured if you buy me, we will not refund it, and we will cover everything else. ”

Bao'er always laughed so low in front of me, she couldn't laugh in three or two sentences, and told me to be obedient and try to review as hard as possible, and then hung up the phone.

Hanging up the phone and lying on the bed, I recalled the scene of the day by the moonlight outside the window, and everything that happened at KTV was still like a dream to me.

It was late that day, and when the cake was cut at the end, everyone asked Bao'er to make a wish, and Bao'er had to let me make a wish with her. Finally, Boa asked me what I had made, and I said it was the same as her. Bao'er smiled and said to me: "What I promise is that you die in front of me~~"

When I heard her say this, I replied to her with a wicked smile: "Well, what I promised is that I will live longer than you." ”

"You ·····" Bao'er was glaring at the time, and raised her little fist to hit me. I didn't hide at all, this is not my instigation, my daughter-in-law wants to beat me, I hid, is it still a man.

A birthday party ended in a bustle, and no one said anything on the way back to see off Boa. I wanted to take a taxi because it was late. Boa told me to do the bus, and I guess she wanted to get tired of me for a while. The two of us sat in the last row, and there were few people in the car. There was a piano song of the night on the radio, and we were both listening quietly all the way, holding hands together, and the palms of our hands were full of sweat, but no one felt uncomfortable.

I didn't tell Bao'er at the time, my wish was really similar to what I said: I hope that I and Bao'er will be together forever, and when I am too old to do it, I hope she will go first, I am afraid that she will feel lonely and afraid if I don't have it first······

I don't know when I fell asleep, but I felt good in my heart. In a daze, I felt as if I had come to Bao'er's house, and the door of her house was open. I shouted inside twice, but no one answered me. I can only go in cautiously, good guy, her house is so big upstairs and downstairs, I'm about to get lost. As I walked, I noticed that there was a room on the third floor with a pink door, and if I guessed correctly, it must be Boa's room.

I tried to knock on the door, but the moment my hand touched the door, I went inside, and I tried twice, and found that the door couldn't stop me at all, and I couldn't touch it. So I gritted my teeth and slammed the door, and I actually came to the house.

Boa wasn't in the room, but I'm pretty sure it's Boudoir, because the bear I gave her was still sitting on the bed. I looked at the pink all over the room, and I felt a little excited for no reason, this is the first time I have entered Bao'er's boudoir, and I smell it when I lift my nose.

I looked around the room, and when I saw the contents of the drying rack next to the bed, I felt a nosebleed. There was a set of BOBO bear underwear hanging there, and it was laced on both sides. I unconsciously fantasized about what Bao'er would look like in this underwear, but I don't know why, Bao'er's face just doesn't match.

I was trying to imagine when I faintly heard the sound of rushing water. I was a little curious and followed the sound, and found that there was a door in Bao'er's bedroom, which looked like it should be a bathroom. This is a bedroom, people's bedrooms are almost bigger than my two-bedroom and a living room, and the bedroom has a balcony with a study and a bathroom·······

None of this was the point, and when I got closer, I realized that the bathroom was actually a frosted glass door. Although it looks foggy inside, you can still vaguely see Bao'er's graceful figure.

I don't know if others have ever felt like me, that is, if you want to do it, but you can't control yourself, you have to do one thing. After a lot of struggles in my heart, I finally got ········

I swear, I'll just look at it, just one look. Anyway, Bao'er is my daughter-in-law, so I'm not a voyeur. I licked my dry lips and stuck my head through the glass door. The steam inside was too thick to see, so I tried to move forward again.

The fog gradually thinned, my heart was about to jump to my throat, and seeing that the time to witness the miracle was coming, an old voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "There are also grass gods Dharani, there are also ghost gods Dharani, all evil ghosts and gods are not in love, please destroy the ghosts and gods of the ten places!" ”

With a deafening sound, I felt like someone was tugging at the back of my neck, and the scenery around me quickly recedered, and I was back in my room. Before I could understand what was going on, I noticed that my master's wrinkled old face appeared in front of me, glaring at me angrily. The difference between the beautiful scene just now and my master's old face is so great that I want to cry when I am so wronged, Master, I hate you!

Before my master could speak, the man who cut his head and covered his face began to reprimand me: "It's useless! As a disciple of the Ma family, what are you thinking about all day long? The teacher is here to give you a trick, and your soul is out of the body and runs to peep? ”

What the? Out-of-body? When did I get this skill? I said to my master with some grievances, "Can you blame me for this, I didn't go to see it myself, and besides, Master, what you said is too ugly." I think my daughter-in-law is still breaking the law, what's wrong? ”

"Nonsense! The teacher is giving you a heartbeat, at this time you must stick to your heart, you do such a thing when your soul is out of the body at this time, a bad one will go crazy and never recover, and the best end will become a person who is not a ghost or a ghost! "Master suddenly became anxious when he heard my mouth, and stretched out his slap to slap me.

I was scared when I heard him say this, but fortunately Master didn't really beat me, so I craned my neck and asked Master, "Master, I don't know anything, I fell asleep and suddenly passed away, why did I go out of my body?" ”

"Hey, it's also a teacher. It is a slow process, not so much to help you cultivate, and when your veins dilate to a certain point, the trick will naturally open. Cultivation is an upward process, can all your past unjust creditors be willing to see you? Imagine that when the World-Honored Shakyamuni attained enlightenment, the demon king Bo Shun also sent all kinds of ghosts to confuse, let alone you? From some angles, the practice is a tug-of-war with unjust creditors, and if you are well, they will naturally be weak, and if you are weak, they will take advantage of the weakness, so you must be careful at every critical moment. ”

As the master spoke, his face was suddenly full of anger and he scolded, "I have long seen that your heart is too floaty and you have no concentration. This is also the reason why I was reluctant to give you a text in the first place, but I didn't expect you to be unable to withstand such a little temptation! If you can control yourself, you will be able to return to your body, which is still a training of your mind. I didn't expect you to be so shameless, sooner or later it's yours, what are you anxious about? Unpromising! ”

I was blushed by what Master said, but I really didn't dare to talk to him, don't look at his usual kindness to me, but I didn't dare to treat him as a good stubble. A Sixth Master Hu who dares to provoke a war between the entire Earth Immortal Realm and the Heavenly Court will be a kind old grandfather? No matter how low my brain volume is, I don't think like that.

My master glared at me fiercely, and then said to me heavily: "Your eyes have been opened, and you will babble and cry out in pain because your master's hands are a little heavier, and one eye hole has been used for more than a month." From today on, let's fight martial arts, and you kid will hold it up for me for three days. Don't make me angry, I don't want to teach a cowardly apprentice! You are the identity of the jealous star, and there will be disasters at every turn, and you can't do it without the ability to save your life. Don't talk about you, your little girlfriend's life with you will also change, if you can't even protect your own woman as a gentleman, then you might as well die. ”

My master's ability to control people's hearts is really good, when I was just in the middle of blood, he played this with me, I have no reason not to be fooled. So I was stimulated by the master at that time, and I raised my chest and shouted to my master, "Master, just come, do whatever you want, don't get used to me at all." If my apprentice screams, tomorrow I will swing my sword from the palace!" ”

When my master heard this, he smiled and shouted, "Hold on!" Then it turned into a ray of light and flew into my body. I don't know why, I feel like I've been deceived, my master's sentence holds, how do I sound like I'm dying!