The Tanabata short story of "Ssangyong Detective Agency".

Foreword: Readers who read the title, you must think that I am looking for an excuse to be lazy and not to update the text, right? I must want to say that Tanabata has long passed, right? I must say that I don't have discipline, right? Here, I would like to tell all readers without blushing:

Wrong!

In fact, although the real world Tanabata has long passed, it is still July in the middle world, that is to say, the short story I am writing now is absolutely very reasonable! I have always had a break that I can easily get after work, and it makes sense to sleep! It makes sense not to update for one reason or another! It's very ...... to borrow my brother's money and not pay it back.

"It's noisy!" Li Han suddenly tore through the background cloth and rushed out: "You guys can be more restrained!" I'm going crazy! Yes! ”

......

The picture slowly moved over there, Chang Jing was smiling and pinching a peeled apple and feeding it to Tang Peng's mouth:

"Come, husband, ahhh

"......" Tang Peng couldn't help but sweat, and his face was a little embarrassed: "That...... Jing, does it have to be like this? ”

"What does it matter? Today is the Tanabata Festival! Chang Jing playfully winked at Tang Peng, and then pouted again: "My husband didn't spend time with others last year, so I must make up for it this year - besides, we are a loving couple!" What's not to do with being sweet? ”

"You're right...... But ......" Tang Peng subconsciously glanced at the three onlookers (Guozi, Liu Min, Sakura) who were hiding behind the sofa next to him and staring at them, and couldn't help but lower his head and sighed: "Alas (it's really nerve-wracking)!" ”

Seeing Tang Peng's embarrassed look, the three onlookers who seemed to realize something glanced at each other, and then each held up a sign to make their position clear:

Fruit: "I don't exist. ”

Liu Min: "I'm the background. ”

Sakura: "I'm the narrator. ”

"......" At this moment, Tang Peng's face became even more embarrassed......

"Ahh Did you listen to me? Li Han suddenly came out again, stepped on the table with one foot, pointed at Tang Peng angrily with one hand, and roared with red ears there: "You pay attention to the impact or not!" Although it is a short story, this is a detective after all! If you want to play a Qiong Yao drama, give me the throne of the protagonist, and then roll to the Qiong Yao crew! Do you know how much shadow it will cast on my life to do this kind of thing in front of an ignorant young single beautiful boy? Have you ever experienced the pain of the singles club members? Did you think that at this moment, the author who was eating a cup of noodles and sleeping lazy at home was in a big mood? ”

“...... The last one doesn't seem to have anything to do with the previous one......"

"It's just a little detail, and it's a fart! Find faults, you! Ay! Wait, aren't you Chen Xi (one of the four powerful characters in this book)? When did it come out? ”

"Just when Tang Peng and Chang Jing were in love just now......" Chen Xi smiled wryly and pointed to the open door: "Your door is not closed, I came in for a while, haven't you noticed?" ”

At this time, Guozi slowly walked up to Chen Xi with a black face, and glared at Chen Xi with extremely terrifying eyes:

"Do you know that if you hadn't suddenly broken in, the scene just now would have developed into the Gao Yu Dynasty?"

"Huh?" Chen Xi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and subconsciously felt a terrifying murderous aura: "But it was obviously Li Han who ruined the atmosphere just now......"

Chen Xi turned his head and was about to point at Li Han, but found that Liu Min and Sakura had already tied Li Han into a sack with their hands and feet, and then threw it into the toilet and locked it up......

Here the fruit has a calm face, and said in an extremely slow and cold tone:

"So, do you think we're going to care about when an unrelated person comes in?"

Chen Xi shuddered coldly, and nodded straight with cold sweat on his face:

"I see, please when I don't exist."

Guozi nodded, then flashed to the back of the sofa and held up the "I don't exist" sign, followed Liu Min and Sakura to continue to stare at Tang Peng and Chang Jing seriously......

Tang Peng sweated for a moment, turned his head a little unnaturally, and subconsciously looked at Chen Xi:

"You...... Have you just been robbed? ”

Chen Xi, who originally decided to hide behind the sofa with the onlookers (Guozi, Liu Min, Sakura) and pretended to "not exist", heard Tang Peng ask like this, and instantly shed two lines of tears:

"I was wronged, wronged...... Woowoowoo......"

"......" Tang Peng sweated for a moment, and turned his head to Chang Jing a little helplessly and said, "Jing, will I spend the holiday with you later?" ”

"Hmm...... Hum! Chang Jing blushed, tilted her head with a pout, stomped back to her room a little reluctantly, and then slammed the door with a "bump".

Behind the couch, there was a sigh of disappointment from the three of them at the same time, and then the sound of the door closing as the three of them returned to their rooms.....

......

Tang Peng politely made Chen Xi a cup of tea and put it on the table, and then sat opposite him:

"Say it! What's going on? ”

Chen Xi raised his head, looked at Tang Peng with teary eyes, and then took out his mobile phone from his arms and handed it to Tang Peng:

"Everything was fine today, and my dear (Ao Shuang) specially prepared a few of my favorite side dishes for me - until this text message came."

Tang Peng took the phone and looked at the content of the text message from the unfamiliar number displayed in the phone:

"Honey, I know you should be with her today, it's okay...... You don't have to worry about my feelings, at this moment, I just hope that your heart will be satisfied with me...... Stay with her! Don't really care about me - love your 'cute little pink princess'. ”

"Woooooooooo I really don't know this 'cute little pink princess'! I really don't know! Chen Xi seemed to burst out, and tears spurted out like a flood that opened the floodgates: "Tang Peng, you believe me, right?" Right? I am innocent...... Woowoowoo......"

“...... When I see this signature, I basically know the situation ('Cute Pink Little Princess' is the screen name that Cheng Shuai uses to rectify people) ......" Tang Peng sighed, and when he opened his mouth to explain the truth to Chen Xi, he found that Wan Li appeared by the door at some point, and was looking at Tang Peng with empty eyes, like a weak shell.

Teacher Tang Peng...... I was wronged......" Wan Li staggered in, repeating this sentence over and over again, holding a mobile phone in his hand, and then fell headlong on the sofa: "I really don't know her...... Xinxin (Wan Li's fiancée), you have to believe me......"

Looking at Wan Li, who had no master, Tang Peng calmly took the mobile phone in Wan Li's hand, and on the screen, there was still a text message from an unfamiliar number, and the content on it was exactly the same:

"Honey, I know you should be with her today, it's okay...... You don't have to worry about my feelings, at this moment, I just hope that your heart will be satisfied with me...... Stay with her! Don't really care about me - love your 'cute little pink princess'. ”

Tang Peng's face darkened suddenly, and he was suddenly a little speechless...... At this time, the phone rang, Tang Peng woke up, and habitually picked up the phone:

"Hey, Ssangyong Detective Agency, how can I help you?"

"Tang Peng, call Cheng Shuai to answer the phone!"

“...... Chen Weiwei...... I just wanted to look for him, but he disappeared early in the morning, and I don't know where he is. ”

"Oh? Then it's okay to find you, brother, settle the account! I'll charge the mental damage fee to your detective agency! ”

“...... Did you also receive a text message from the 'cute little pink princess'......"

"It's best if you know! I and Sissi (Chen Weiwei's 'ex-wife') got together for a meal so easily! Cheng Shuai's bastard, that bastard (Chen Weiwei knows Cheng Shuai's screen name) ......"

"Well, I know the general situation, and when I find that idiot......"

Tang Peng stopped abruptly at this point, because he saw that Bart (the wolf that Cheng Shuai adopted during his disappearance) had come from nowhere, and was lying on his stomach trying to shove the letter from under the door into Chang Jing's room......

Tang Peng's face sank, he neatly found a piece of beef from the refrigerator and threw it in front of Bart, and then looked at Bart with an extremely solemn expression.

"......" Bart stopped suddenly, it looked at Tang Peng, and then at the piece of beef. Then he lowered his head and put the letter at Tang Peng's feet, grabbed the beef, and ran out without looking back.

Tang Peng opened the letter, and the content of the letter was the same as he thought:

"Honey, I know you should be with her today, it's okay...... You don't have to worry about my feelings, at this moment, I just hope that your heart will be satisfied with me...... Stay with her! You really don't have to care about me - love your 'pink kitten' (because Chang Jing knew Cheng Shuai's screen name of 'cute pink little princess', so he changed his name). ”

Tang Peng walked into the kitchen with the letter without changing his face, and then decisively turned on the stove and burned it......

"Do you want to find the mastermind?" After coming out of the kitchen, Tang Peng said to Chen Xi and Wan Li with a dark face.

The two jumped up from the sofa at the same time, gritted their teeth and shouted together:

"We're going to break him to pieces!"

"Then follow me! The place where Bart went just now was that guy's hideout. ”

......

At this moment, Cheng Shuai, who was hiding in the flowers next to the "Ssangyong Detective Agency", was cursing the "traitors" of the "Single Club" with a wicked smile:

"What Tanabata! What Valentine's Day! Go to hell! You traitors! Hum hum hum - hey, hey, hey, hey, hahahaha! Lao Tzu will punish you instead of the moon! Hahaha – hey? Bart, when did you come back - what's the matter with that piece of meat in your mouth? ”

"I gave it in exchange." Tang Peng's voice came out coldly from behind Cheng Shuai, and at the same time, Chen Xi and Wan Li's eyes burned with burning anger.

"Ahh Cheng Shuai was smart, subconsciously took a few steps back, and then kicked something next to him: "Damn, you're still sleeping!" Goofs! ”

"Huh?" Among the flowers next to him, Wu Wenfei stretched his waist and stood up: "I also lent you the anti-tracking communication mobile phone in the bureau...... Ha-yawn-what a goof......"

Here, Tang Peng, Chen Xi and Wan Li were speechless at the same time:

"Wu Wenfei, you actually have a ......"

"Of course." Wu Wenfei yawned with sleepy eyes, grabbed his hair and said, "Although the yin is deep enough, I am also a senior member of the 'Singles Club'......"

"Touch", Wu Wenfei was kicked in front of Tang Peng and them by Cheng Shuai before he finished speaking.

"As you can see, this idiot is also complicit! Now it's up to you to kill or chop! Good bye! With that, Cheng Shuai ran away without a trace......

Wu Wenfei was stunned, turned his head to look at Tang Peng and the three of them with a terrifying and murderous aura on his body, and scratched his face in embarrassment:

"I made a bad friend by mistake, I'll come over as a tainted witness......

......

Let's leave that side aside for the time being, but at this time it is in the "Ssangyong Detective Agency......

Guozi, Liu Min, and Sakura quietly came to Cheng Shuai's room on tiptoe with a letter in their hands at the same time, but they happened to bump into each other:

Fruit: "Ah! This, this, you, you ......"

Liu Min: "I, I'm just the road, passing by ......"

Sakura: "I, me, me too. ”

Fruit: "Oh? So what did Sister Liu Min do with the letter in her hand? ”

Liu Min: (swallows the letter in one gulp) "What, what letter?" ”

Fruit: "...... Nothing ......."

Sakura: "What about you, Sister Nagashi?" To whom is the letter in your hand? ”

Fruit: (throws the letter out the window) "What letter?" Sakura-chan, it's not necessarily who is older or younger between me and you, right? ”

Sakura: (quietly shredding the letter and throwing it into the trash) "What! You...... Hee-hee! Sister Guozi really loves to joke! Hehe! ”

Fruit: "Hehe! Where, but it's certain that we should all call Sister Liu Min a sister, right? ”

Sakura: "Yes! ”

Liu Min: "...... Sister, I'm in a bad mood and went back to sleep! Hum! ”

Fruit: "I'll go back to sleep, too!" ”

Sakura: "Me, so do I!" ”

......

On Cheng Shuai's side, he is running towards the fiery sunset with Bart:

"Qixi Festival or something, Valentine's Day or something, go die! Lao Tzu wants to live in a world without Tanabata Valentine's Day! ”