"Ssangyong Detective Agency" Gaiden New Year's Eve Chapter

First of all, on behalf of all the characters in "Double Dragon Detective Agency", please allow me to wish you all......

"I wish you sister! Roll over to update! ”

...... Allow me to represent ......

"On behalf of your sister! Roll over to update! ”

...... Depend on! It's endless! Cheng Shuai came out for Lao Tzu! Don't think that pretending to be a girl is enough...... Wait, female voice?

Bai Feiyu: "Nonsense, old lady, I'm a woman!" ”

...... Excuse me, but are you?

Bai Feiyu: "Mother, I am the first heroine in your next case "Crime Game"! Your sister! It's always dragged on and not updated.,The old lady can't appear until now.,Your sister's ......"

...... Ahem! Ladies and ladies!

Bai Feiyu: "Your sister! In the end, write or not, in a word! ”

Am I not writing this? A girl shouldn't always be "your sister": "your sister" is not elegant......

Bai Feiyu: "Wen Ya, your sister! Don't write a good text, write a fart New Year's short! ”

...... Stop scolding, I've been really, a lot of things, very busy lately......

Bai Feiyu: "Busy with your sister!" ”

...... Forget it, good men don't fight women, and I'll forgive you this time - allow me, dear readers......

Bai Feiyu: "Allow your sister!" ”

...... Your sister's! The tiger is not powerful, you are the Lao Tzu robot cat, isn't it! Have the ability to jump out of Lao Tzu, don't hide behind your back!

Bai Feiyu: "The old lady has always been next to you, when did you hide?" ”

...... The handsome guy who stood next to me just now was you? Belch...... Because I thought it was a woman who spoke, I didn't pay attention......

Bai Feiyu: "Damn, what do you mean?" ”

...... After making sure that the sound was coming out of your mouth, I felt even more incredible...... Takeshi Kaneshiro's appearance, Lin Chiling's figure, and Li Yuchun's voice...... The art of God's creation of man is truly breathtaking!

Bai Feiyu: "...... Your sister! I'll ...... with you, old lady."

Miyamoto Mingjun: "Sister Yu, don't make trouble." ”

Bai Feiyu: "Ah! Brother Mingjun, when did you come? people, people didn't make trouble...... It's the author who's badly bad! He bullied people......"

...... It seems that God also had a heavy taste in the creation of your character......

Miyamoto Mingjun: "I'm sorry, my godsister likes to dress up in men's clothes, and her personality is also very straightforward, and she often offends others unintentionally, but she is actually very good, the author is big, don't care." ”

It's okay, it's okay, I don't care about her. Miyamoto, you are the absolute protagonist of the next case "Game of Vices", behave well and don't disappoint me. Other than that......

Bai Feiyu: "Your sister! are all the protagonists of the next case, you old stick hammer recognize Brother Mingjun, don't you recognize the old lady? You're ...... Brother Mingjun, people, people didn't say swear just now, what people said was that the author was very bad, and he deliberately didn't recognize people's ......"

...... resolutely refuses to admit that this product is a character created by Lao Tzu...... By the way, Miyamoto, have you seen Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai?

Meijun Miyamoto: "No, they seem to be sullen because they want to play the villain in the next case, as if they are going to strike......"

Alas! That's why I'm writing this New Year's short story. In order to persuade them, I put down the text this time and didn't write it, and wrote such a biography that I knew would be scolded by readers for being lazy and not updating the text...... Alas! I'd rather be misunderstood by readers, scolded by them for making excuses for being lazy, and under pressure to write this short story, am I easy? In fact, how much I want to update the text as soon as possible, the inspiration and ideas in my brain have long been eager to rush out of my mind and turn into words and fall on the text...... But? In order to persuade their two wayward protagonists, I resolutely resisted this desire, and under the great pressure of being misunderstood by readers, I opened this New Year's short story!

Bai Feiyu: "...... This old mace can really break ......."

That's right, Miyamoto......

Miyamoto Mingjun: "The author is great, can you call me Chu Mingjun by my Chinese name if you can?" Although I was forced to have Japanese citizenship, at the end of the day I am a Chinese, and I prefer to be a Chinese. ”

Okay, old prince! Have you seen any of the members of the detective agency? I don't know why? Li Han, Liu Min and the others didn't see it, and even Chang Jing, who was usually the most obedient, was gone, which was really strange......

Chu Mingjun: "...... I don't know, but I heard that they seem to be preparing to stand on the same side as Mr. Tang Peng and Mr. Cheng Shuai...... Also, the author is big, I'm only in my twenties......"

I know! What's wrong? Old Chu?

Chu Mingjun: "...... It's okay......"

Oh weird, I didn't see them anywhere, and those guys were so united this time...... In the past, everyone in the side stories competed to come out and grab the camera...... Feed! Come out and steal the camera! There's a fire, come and put out the fire! There's a flying saucer in the sky, come out and see! There's gold on the ground, come and pick it up!

Chu Mingjun and Bai Feiyu: "......"

...... I can't lead to this, it seems that I'm going to make a trick - Li Han, as long as you are willing to come out, I will let you be the first actor in the third part!

Li Han (suddenly appeared): "Damn, who do you think I am?" Betraying a brother for this little sweetness? Turning your back on everyone's united front for the sake of this small benefit? You're a** naked personal insult! It was a merciless trampling of my personality! It's a brutal slander on my self-esteem! I'm telling you, I'm angry right now, that you've flouted my principles and character - by the way, is it true that the first male protagonist of the third part is true? Will you really write the third part? ”

Chu Mingjun and Bai Feiyu: "......"

That one...... Tell me where you came from...... Leave this alone, Li Han, come here...... That's right, the ears are attached...... Tell you quietly, even if I don't write the third part, I will arrange a very "tasteful" girl for you in the near future, you know......

Li Han: "Insult, you are a naked insult!" What kind of person am I? I'm going to betray my brother for your 'condition'? Again, I'm really angry right now – want to know what? Just ask! ”

Chu Mingjun and Bai Feiyu: "......"

It's very simple, where are Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai hiding? What kind of work is it going to do?

Li Han: "Trampling, you are trampling on my personality, I'll tell you ......"

Bai Feiyu: "Okay, okay, you just say where they are, pretend to be your sister's loyalty......"

Li Han: "...... Great, who is this 'human performance art body' with Takeshi Kaneshiro's appearance, Lin Chiling's figure, and Li Yuchun's voice? ”

...... A girl with a lot of "taste......

Li Han: "Oh...... Kindness? It's very 'flavorful'...... Damn, you bastard, I knew you bastard wouldn't be so nice to me! I, I, I'd rather die! I, I, I'm fighting with you! ”

Bai Feiyu (put his hand on Li Han's shoulder with a black lower face): "Wait for the old lady, who did you say just now that is the 'human performance art body'?"

Li Han: "This ...... Ah! Oops! It hurts, it hurts! Stop, if you have the ability, you can fight again - oops! If you have the ability, you will - oops! If you have the ability, don't slap your face - oops! Capable ......"

...... Fighting is love, scolding is love, and I am relieved to see that you are so affectionate as soon as you meet......

Chu Mingjun: "The author is big, can I take the liberty of saying a word?" ”

Kindness? What are you going to say?

Chu Mingjun: "...... Although I would also like to see the abilities of the well-known 'God of Reasoning' and 'Saint Exploration' in China, since they are so afraid to confront me, I ask the author not to embarrass them......"

Cheng Shuai (out of nowhere): "Fuck you!" You have a two-skinned face and say that Lao Tzu is afraid to fight you? ”

Scared, Cheng Shuai, will you say hello next time you come out? It scared me a lot...... By the way, I have something to say to you......

Chu Mingjun: "You are Mr. Cheng Shuai, the 'Visiting Saint'?" Kindness...... Hehe, it's better to be famous than to meet. ”

Cheng Shuai: "Damn, will you try again?" ”

...... That, don't quarrel yet, Cheng Shuai, I have something to tell you, actually......

Chu Mingjun: "Want to do it? Hehe, yes, I heard that you were a gangster when I was in Japan, and I thought it was a rumor at the time, but I saw it today...... Hehe, now even gangsters in China can be detectives, I have to say that it is an interesting situation! But it is also conceivable that the level of the domestic detective community is ...... Hehe, sorry. Although it is a bit presumptuous, I would like to know what it is like for you and your partner Mr. Tang Peng to wear the two unworthy big hat names of 'Exploring the Saint' and 'God of Reasoning'? ”

Cheng Shuai (staring at him with clenched fists): "You bastard......"

...... It smells like gunpowder...... That, don't make any noise, Cheng Shuai, come here, let me introduce you, this old prince is also a detective like you, don't look at his young age, he is very famous in the Japanese detective world. Come, for the sake of all of you, shake hands......

Chu Mingjun: "Bastard? Is this what you call me? Hehe, why does it sound so much like the helpless barking of a sick dog? ”

Cheng Shuai (trembling): "Damn, what are you talking about!" Lao Tzu ......"

Tang Peng (suddenly appeared and stopped Cheng Shuai): "Cheng Shuai, don't be impulsive...... This is Mr. Mingjun, right? Forgive me for not adding your last name because I don't know what your last name is? 'Miyamoto' or 'Chu'? It doesn't matter...... I don't have much interest in knowing what his name is. ”

Chu Mingjun (as if he was said to be in the sore spot): "......"

Belch...... Tang Peng, you're here too? Have you all learned to teleport or what? Suddenly, it appeared...... Hehe, it just so happens that I have something to tell you, originally I ......

Chu Mingjun: "Hehe, the 'God of Reasoning' Tang Peng? Is it just a person with a strong mouth? ”

Tang Peng: "Where, where, compared to your mouth, you are still a step ahead." ”

Chu Mingjun: "You ......"

...... That, is it my delusion or what? Have you been ignoring me all this time?

Chu Mingjun: "Hahahaha! Interesting, I really want to know if your kung fu is as good as your ability, but unfortunately, some people have been shrinking turtles and refuse to come out to confront me...... But come to think of it, I don't expect much from your abilities right now. ”

Cheng Shuai: "Turtle with a shrunken head? Hum hum hum - hey, hey, hey, hey, hahahaha! Turtle with a shrunken head...... Hahahaha! Interesting! Boy, you deliberately provoked Lao Tzu from the very beginning, and constantly provoked Lao Tzu with the method of agitation...... It's been a long time, it's been a long time since I've met such an interesting guy! Hahahaha! It's so interesting! ”

Chu Mingjun: "En? ”

...... Damn, you three are really ignoring Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu, I'm ......

Cheng Shuai: "Tang Peng! Regardless of whether you idiot agrees or not, anyway, the villain in the next case of "The Crime Game", Lao Tzu should be decided-Lao Tzu doesn't care about any 'justice', what 'truth', what 'right and wrong', these illusory things, Lao Tzu only does what he thinks is right, guards what he believes, and adheres to the principles he is willing to adhere to! Before, I was afraid that after becoming a villain, it would affect Lao Tzu's image in the hearts of female readers, but now, Lao Tzu is destroying my image of a handsome hero who is wise and martial, handsome and chic, jade tree in the wind, and bright and majestic, and I want to teach this stinky boy a good lesson! ”

Tang Peng: "...... Alas! It's a look of righteous indignation, but in fact, you idiot has been pretending to be angry from the beginning, so that you can promise to appear and find the bottom of the stairs, isn't ......"

Cheng Shuai: "Huh? Hu, nonsense! Lao Tzu was really provoked by this kid! ”

...... I beg you, don't ignore me, okay? I'm here! Right in front of you! Please, any of you will talk to me, okay? Anyway, I'm also the author of this one, can I give me face......

Tang Peng: "Alas! You stupid guy thought I didn't see what you were snickering behind your back? If you want to play, I won't force you, so why bother looking for such a step......"

Cheng Shuai: "...... Damn, that two-skinned boy, look at it, it's all because of you, goofs! ”

Chu Mingjun: "...... Didn't what I just said really irritate you? ”

Cheng Shuai: "Cut, I haven't heard anything ugly about Lao Tzu for so many years, and I was stimulated by a junior kid casually?" You're so humorous. ”

Chu Mingjun: "......"

You guys...... You guys...... You guys...... Don't do that, you know I'm here, right? You deliberately didn't talk to me, did you? It's not completely ignoring me, is it? In fact, you still respect me as an author in your hearts, right? In fact......

Cheng Shuai: "Okay, Tang Peng, Lao Tzu doesn't want to talk to you anymore like an idiot mother-in-law, in a word, Lao Tzu just wants to appear, and he wants to be the villain of the next case!" Do you participate? It's better not to participate, Lao Tzu performs alone! ”

Tang Peng: "...... Alas! If you don't look at you stupid, in case you can't help but get into more trouble...... Looks like I don't have a choice...... That Mr. Mingjun, we know your role in the next case, I believe you also know ours, as a greeting gift, I remind you, don't be led by our nose. ”

Chu Mingjun: "...... Is it a declaration of challenge? ”

Tang Peng: "It seems that you initiated this challenge first. ”

Chu Mingjun: "Hehe, then I accept it!" Waiting for your layout! Don't be too simple and naïve. I'm not looking forward to it, but I hope you can bring me some excitement! ”

Cheng Shuai: "Hahahaha! Interesting, you are waiting to be played to death by Lao Tzu! Hahahaha! ”

Tang Peng: "Alas! This idiot...... It's a real headache...... Oh yes, readers, Happy New Year! Although someone's update is too slow, but, please watch this one, for the sake of our face, try to promote this one, okay? Just throw a few drift bottles a day, thank you! ”

...... Someone? Wait, why do I feel like this gaiden is coming to an end? You guys! I'm also an author! At least you ......

Everyone: "Thank you all for your continued support, Happy New Year, and please look forward to the sequel to "Double Dragon Detective Agency" Case 9 'Game of Crime'! ”

What the? You even said the closing remarks? Wait, I have more to say, wait...... Don't ignore me, but wait......