I glared at him with disdain and said, "I don't need you, let me tell you, if you dare to call and harass me, I will call the police to arrest you." ”

Actually, I didn't really plan to sue his master, that is, to scare and scare him, and to make him have a long memory.

After chatting at this meeting, I found out that this guy is not bad in nature, but he is seriously ill in the second year of secondary school. But it's easy to harm others and yourself, and if you don't understand it, you should do it first, that's not bravery, that's sickness.

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Isn't it a joke that he dared to do that just because he saw that I had a way? What is this place? It's the underworld, what kind of ghost is there? If a fierce man escaped from the city in vain, and I happened to meet him, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Xingsu recited Amitabha Buddha and then said to me, "Don't be disrespectful to the monks, this is an ostomy karma." ”

"you, you used to be a grandmother, a mouthful of Lao Tzu, nonsense, send me back." I was not satisfied with urging him.

Who knew that he actually waved his hand to me and said, "Don't worry, wait until I finish watching this game of chess." ”

After saying that, he was really going to go over to watch the ghost play chess, I really couldn't bear it, so I directly pulled out the rod of good and evil and held it in my hand, and roared: "Good bald donkey, come on, let's fight hard." ”

"Oh, hey, don't, don't," Xing Xu waved his hand again and again, and said to me, "I'll send it, I'll send it now, you wait." ”

With that, he put his hand into his robe and kept groping for something. Then I took out a black thing, and when I got closer, it turned out to be a papier-mâché big brother with a big M drawn on it, and in Chinese it was written Motorcycle Mule Pull ~~

Good fellow, there are pirated goods in the underworld.

I looked at the fake big brother from the 80s and asked Xing Su, "I said, big brother, can you get through this thing?" ”

Xingsu smiled slightly and didn't speak, reached out and pressed the green dial key he had drawn, but didn't see any reaction. Then he held Big Brother and shook it three times in the air, and then pressed the red AFK button again. Finally, he tucked the big brother into the waistband of his pants in the robe.

Although there was no wind, I really felt a little messy at this time. It's unreliable, but it's not like a madman, so it's playing performance art with me?

"Wait a minute, I've called a taxi for you, and I'll pay the fare later." After Xingsu finished speaking, he walked straight towards the group of ghosts playing chess.

I immediately caught up with him and grabbed his sleeve and asked him, "Brother, what are you playing?" Why don't you send me back? ”

Xingsu looked at me a little puzzled and said, "I've called a taxi for you, you can stand on the side of the road and wait, so that you don't have to come over and see that no one drives away again." After all, there was such an unfriendly experience, and it was not good for me to see your immortal family clash together. ”

I said in my heart that you are also afraid, it's not that we are bad, it's that you are not good, according to Man Jianghong's temperament, it's no wonder if you don't kill you.

Xingsu tiptoed his head closer to the ghost pile and went to give advice to the old ghost who was playing chess. I hesitated and walked back to the side of the loess road and began to wait for the car that would be said.

Waiting for me to laugh myself, I don't know if what he said is true or false, this feeling, how can it be like a mental hospital, a madman commanding a fool, and a fool cooperating stupidly?

After waiting for a while, a car came not far ahead, all blue, looking very thin. It staggered when it opened, and the wheels didn't seem to move, just rubbing on the ground.

Xingsu also noticed that the car was coming, and immediately trotted over. When the car approached, I was startled, what kind of car is this? No, it's a car, but it's also paper-made, and there's a paper figure with a red face sitting in it.

I pointed to the car dumbfounded and asked, "What·····'s this?" You called? You can't pull half a shelf, right? ”

"No, you're a soul body, very light. Now the days are hard below, and some of the cars and paper figures that are burned at home are not opened by the ghosts themselves, just like raising a rental, pointing to make money. Alright, stop talking nonsense, let's go up. Xingsu seemed to be in a hurry to go back to watch the game of chess, and pulled the car door open, urging me to go up.

I hesitantly sat down and found that although it didn't look sturdy, it was quite stable to sit in.

Xing Su closed the car door, and then said to the paper man: "Send him to the capital city, don't go to Daku Village." The paper man's face was expressionless, and he didn't know if he understood it.

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As soon as Xingsu finished speaking, the car started, and there was no sound of the engine, as if it was drifting out of thin air.

I glanced at the lifeless paper figure next to me, his pale face was painted with a flushed face, and he looked really crazy.

I said in my heart that this paper man should have no soul, how does it drive? In addition, can he understand what Xing has to say?

There is always silence in the spooky scenes, imagine if there was a skit in the haunted house, it would probably not be so scary. In order to ease the tense atmosphere, I was going to find a topic with the paper driver.

I coughed lightly, and then asked, "Hey, big brother has worked hard, how much can you earn a month by renting a lot?" “

”···········“

It doesn't seem to pay attention to me.

I thought about it for a moment and asked it again, "The cars above us are burning oil, what are you burning down there?" “

”·········“

It was still staring intently ahead, and I was finally getting a little nervous now. I'm not afraid of a paper man, with my way, let it turn into paper ashes in minutes. The problem is that I'm afraid it won't understand what Xingsu is saying, so don't lose it to me again.

Most of the taxi drivers in the underworld are very talkative, but I really don't have any experience with the underworld, so I can't find a common topic.

I was not discouraged, and asked it again: "Brother driver, do you have any smoke?" “

As soon as I finished asking, it finally responded. The wooden stick around his neck was moving, and his papier-mâché head turned to me with a "ka-cha-ka-chase" look.

I was a little nervous now, and secretly began to recite the Great Ming Mantra, ready to strike before it bit me.

After the paper figure turned halfway, it shook up and down twice, as if nodding. Immediately after, a hand left the steering wheel and mechanically pointed to the glove box in front of me.

I hesitantly opened the glove box and found that there was really a pack of cigarettes inside, a box of Hongtashan for seven yuan, which was not paper paste, it was really a box of cigarettes.

I was forced to pull out one and stuff it into my mouth, and the paper driver pressed the cigarette lighter under the center console again. After a while, there was a "pop", and the cigarette lighter popped up, and I picked it up and looked at it, as if there was a flame.

I lit it and took two puffs, well, it's still a familiar recipe, it's still a familiar taste. Now I'm relieved, it seems that this paper man's IQ is not high, but it's not the kind that is completely funny.

I was about to take another one after one was drawn, but the paper man snapped, closed the gloves, and gestured to me. I probably understand what he meant, passengers can only smoke one at a time, right?

The big didn't take me that long, and that's because it was too fast. I don't know how long the car has been driving, but in short, it has been a long time, and I finally saw the towering walls of the city from afar, as if there were a small number of dense black dots outside the city walls.

Those black dots suddenly flew in my direction, and when I got closer, I realized that they were all immortals in my hall.

As if they didn't see them, the paper man still drove forward on his own. As soon as a Changtang protector's eyes stood up, he was about to lift the car. I immediately opened my mouth to stop it: "Don't, this thing has a tendon in its head, and it will stop when it drives under the city wall, and his owner takes advantage of the fact that the car is not easy, so don't scrap it." “

Xianjiamen followed the car and flew to the city wall, and when I got out of the car, before I could close the door, the person turned around stupidly and drove the car away.

"Hurry up!" The Changtang Protector who was about to lift the car just now commanded to a few immortals around him. Immediately afterwards, a Qingfeng took out two things like two kicks, lit the ghost fire in his hand, and made two "bang" sounds, and the red and yellow dazzles rose straight into the sky, reflecting the dark sky transparently.

The Changtang Dharma Protector explained to me, "Don't worry, one of these two signals is sent to the Master of the Manchu Sect, and the other is sent to the immortals who are looking for you, to tell them that they have found you. “

While Changtang's Dharma Protector said this, many Qingfeng fairies surrounded me in the middle, protecting me.

As I was talking, there was a "woo" sound in the distance, and before I could see clearly, I felt a strong wind blowing in my face, like a knife.

Man Jianghong suddenly appeared in front of me, only one step away from me, his face was furious, his right hand was raised high, and he slapped me in the face.

I was so frightened that I shrank my neck, Man Jianghong's slap still didn't come down after all, she was just about to speak, suddenly frowned, came to my side and sniffed.

After only two sniffs, her face changed dramatically and she asked, "You went to the karma pool!" How did you get out? “

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I saw that her expression was terrifying, and I didn't dare to hesitate, and said immediately: "Grandma, are you talking about the black swamp that sank the car?" At that time, the big was running with me all the way, and then it sank. I thought I was finished, but who knows, when the car is completely submerged, it will be flat. “

"What?" Man Jianghong was stunned again, I haven't seen her so out of shape before, it seems that the swamp called the karma pool is not a good place.

I pretended to be bold and asked hesitantly, "Grandma, what is the karma pool you are talking about, why are the cars and chickens all gone, but I am fine?" “

Man Jianghong's face was very ugly when he mentioned this place, and he said coldly: "There is a place where the evil ghosts who suffer in hell vent their karma, don't talk about you, our immortal family is a little bit touched, no matter how high the Taoism is, it is not easy to do, and if the cultivation is poor, it will fall into it directly." Those who can come out of there without being tainted with karma are either full of karma or they have no karma. Tell me, how did you get out? “

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