Chapter 202 Demons send gods
After coming back from the ninth game, I was in a good mood, and I didn't touch a woman for a few days, and I was in a hurry to call You Dani and Huahu Saucer, and played video fruit chat.
Cooled a few times.
That night, I slept late and was a little tired, but it was about midnight, and I was sleeping in a daze, when suddenly something strange happened, and I was overwhelmed, "Didi Da Da!" "Didi-da-da!" There was the sound of a trumpet.
I seemed to wake up in a daze, and I didn't seem to wake up, but I felt that the sound was like a trumpet blown by a dead man in the countryside, and it seemed to be a gong and drum when I got married.
It's noisy.
I seemed to roll over and was ready to go to sleep.
As a result, I suddenly saw a group of brightly dressed ghosts carrying a sedan chair outside my window, floating over, and an old lady who said that she was like a matchmaker, with a puffy face, holding a beauty fan, and her little feet squirmed step by step to my window, and called me there, "Oh, son, the old woman has congratulated you, hurry up and get on the sedan chair, the bride is waiting for you." ”
"What?!"
I didn't know what was going on, but I felt like my body was fluttering and flying, and I actually got out of the window in a daze, hovering in the air like flying, and boarded the sedan chair.
"Oh, something is wrong, isn't it all women who make sedan chairs when they get married, and men who ride horses? Why do I sit in a sedan chair? ”
"Oh, it doesn't matter, men are all sedan chairs, this is the old rule, you, you're welcome, sit down."
The ghost matchmaker's little feet jumped and waved her hand, and the sedan chair began to understand, and there were hundreds of ghosts around her, all dressed in festive red and willow green, "Woo! "Whew!" "Ahh "Ahh Some screamed, some blew horns, some beat gongs, some opened the way in front of their heads, and some held a mahogany sign with four words written on it, "Idlers avoid!" ”
Looking at the sedan chair were eight sturdy ghosts, each two meters tall, eight people carrying me, walking very steadily.
"Eight sedan chairs, the pomp is not small."
I laughed, looking at the back, there were a lot of gifts, silk and satin, pearls and jade, gold and silver mountains, full of them, stretching for two or three hundred meters, lively and lively, absolutely unprecedented. It's in the air, "Didi Da Da!" "Didi-da-da!" carried me along.
The master mansion on the side of the road is all at my feet.
I happily said, "Isn't this a ghost marriage?" Isn't it always like this when ghosts get married? ”
But I didn't realize what was wrong at all, as if I was watching the excitement, it wasn't me who got married, I wasn't participating, I was just a spectator, and this feeling was as if I couldn't refuse at all, so I sat in a sedan chair and followed.
Anyway, it was flickering, sitting around, smiling and happy, watching the team of ghosts and kisses, little by little out of Haizhou City, into the suburbs, towards the mountains.
He also asked, "Where are we going?" ”
"The groom, you are stupid, of course you went to see the bride, you, Fuhou is old, you are really blessed to marry such a family, it is really a blessing for eight lifetimes."
The ghost matchmaker's little feet twisted and said, "You, just sit down, and when you arrive in a while, you'll know, don't worry, don't worry." ”
"Really?"
It seems that I am still dreaming, I laughed, not to mention how happy I was, I felt that I was watching the excitement, "This is a ghost marriage, I heard my grandfather say, the ghost bride fell in love with a young man, so let the ghosts come to help, welcome relatives, and drink wedding wine, right?" ”
"Yes, the groom knows a lot, this is a ghost marriage, you, you are taken by my young lady."
"I'm so good, is your young lady beautiful? I don't like it if it's not pretty, I like it, and my wife has to be pretty, hehe. You have to be in good shape. ”
"Of course it's beautiful, the moon is shy of flowers, the fish and geese are sunk, and she is the most beautiful female ghost of our generation, you, Yanfu is not shallow, wait and see."
Hehe smiled, how can the matchmaker believe what she says, she must say that it is beautiful.
"Didi-da-da!" "Didi-da-da!" It's still blowing.
Still moving slowly and leisurely in the air.
I looked out through the sedan chair and reminded with a smile, "The moon is so full today, although it is not a full moon night, but you have to be careful, ghosts and elves are easy to come out, maybe someone will rob you." ”
"No, no, our ghost king is very powerful, no one dares to rob it."
The ghost matchmaker beckoned the team to speed up.
Out of the suburbs, Haizhou City is already faintly visible.
At this time, there were a lot of paper people floating in front of the welcoming team, the kind of paper people that were green and red, floating from the air, very scary, and looked at me, smiled at me, and then reprimanded the ghost matchmaker, "Why is your speed so slow, the ghost king is not happy, I want you to speed up quickly." ”
"Oh, right away, right away."
The ghost matchmaker waved her hand, and the team of kisses became faster and faster.
"Didi-da-da!" "Didi-da-da!" The sound is also fast-paced.
"Whoosh!" "Whoosh!" A few phantoms flashed, and I don't know how long it took, they arrived at the top of the mountains, and looked at the place below, where the green ghost fire was fluttering, and there were many ghosts and monsters jumping in the excitement.
There are a lot of various ghosts and some paper figures, and it seems that they are here for the ghost feast.
I felt more and more confused, more and more confused, scratched my head, and asked, "Is this the wedding scene?" Matchmaker grandma. ”
"Hey, yes, this is your wedding."
The ghost matchmaker laughed and shouted to the people below, "The groom official has arrived, the groom official has arrived, come and greet him, come and greet him." ”
It was lively and boiling, and the trumpets began to blow below, "Hum! "Buzz!" The sound is loud and deafening, like the kind of Tibetan trumpet, long pipe, big trumpet, lively one after another.
"Whoosh!" "Whoosh!" of goblins flying.
It's like a ghost party.
"According to the legend, Zhong Kui married his sister, those ghosts and monsters congratulated thousands of ghosts in order to shoot Zhong Kui's sycophants, which was extremely lively, and it was passed down as a good story, this can also be said to be a thousand ghosts."
I haven't woken up yet, and I asked the ghost matchmaker, "Who is the ghost king of your family, the magnificence is so big, and the ghosts who come here to congratulate have arrived within a hundred miles." ”
"Of course, don't worry, groom, you'll know all about it in a while."
The night breeze blew here, the green ghost fire burned, and the greeting procession finally landed on the top of the mountain.
"The bridegroom has arrived, the bridegroom has arrived."
"Hurry up and change the groom's clothes and put them on."
Four or five red-faced, cold-covered little female ghosts came over to change my clothes.
I was stunned and spread my arms, "Ghost marriage, it's so interesting, it's fun, it's fun, it's fun, and there's a new clothes to change, it's great." "I wanted to move forward lightly, but a gust of wind blew and almost blew me away.
"Don't worry, groom, you haven't changed your shoes yet."
The ghost matchmaker dragged me, changed my shoes, and then walked inside.
The lively ghosts on both sides kept applauding and applauding, "The bridegroom is so handsome." ”
"Why didn't the groom ride a horse, he should ride a horse."
"yes, horseback riding, horseback riding."
"How can there be a bridegroom who doesn't ride a horse?"
The ghost matchmaker said, "My ghost king marries his daughter, so he naturally has to have a horse, and in front, it's still a good horse." ”
"Yu!" A scream.
A ghost horse was dragged out, with a saddle, a bolt, and a big red flower in front of the head.
"Interesting."
I was wearing the clothes of the groom in ancient times, with a red flower on my chest, and I jumped up, rode up lightly, and overlooked the surroundings Haha arched my hands, "Thank you for your congratulations, thank you for your congratulations, you can drink more for a while." ”
"Let's go see my daughter-in-law quickly."
"Your daughter-in-law can't wait."
"Yes, hurry up and see your daughter-in-law."
Urging again and again.
There is an ancient gatehouse-like building, I rode a horse and carried the horse by the reins, and I saw that at the top of the mountain, there was a large courtyard with three entrances and three exits inexplicably.
There are lanterns at the door, and there are stone lions holding hydrangeas, and there are many red lanterns hanging inside, and the red light shines all over the sky, and the ghost matchmaker comes over and says, "The groom has arrived at the place, you have to get off the horse and take your daughter-in-law." ”
"Really? So fast, isn't this just a formality? ”
I was a little unsatisfied, but I still bent down and got off the horse, my fluttering eyelids drooped, and I entered the large courtyard with three entrances and three exits, and walked as if I hadn't woken up.
I don't know, but I seem to be sober again, and that's what kills. It's like a puppet being directed.,It's doing all this.。 Irresistible.