Chapter 203 The ghost gets married
I entered the courtyard and saw a green ghost fire brazier at the first door. "Rub!" It was very high, very violent, and there were a lot of imps around, shouting, "The bridegroom jumps over, the bridegroom jumps over." ”
"The bridegroom, come, come, jump, jump."
"What are you waiting for, the bride is waiting for you, you hurry."
I frowned when my mind cleared up a little, "Isn't it all daughters-in-law boasting about braziers?" Why do you praise me, what the hell is going on? ”
Curious, I didn't move, "Am I marrying a daughter-in-law, or is it a rich man, is the etiquette different, I don't want to plug the door upside down." ”
"Oh, the groom, you are marrying a daughter-in-law, this is the custom of ghost marriage, oops, a place, a custom, the groom, you will recognize it, step over, step over."
"Oh, oh."
Something drives me the same.
I stepped in in a daze.
The people around shouted, "If you cross the sea of fire, you will definitely love Jin Jian, two people younger, and you will have a long life." ”
"The bridegroom is doing well."
"Huh."
I watched with joy,
Inside, there were lively lanterns, flowers, and countless little ghosts, shouting and shouting, "The groom official, the groom official, the groom official is here." ”
"The bridegroom has arrived at the second courtyard."
I walked in proudly, smiling and walking, wanting to see what my bride looked like, "Matchmaker, hurry up, I can't wait." ”
"Oh, what's the hurry, it's yours, you can't run."
When I entered the second doorway, there were six or seven knives in the doorway, and the blades were swinging upward.
I understood, "There is a sea of fire ahead, and this time it's a mountain of knives, okay, I'll step over." "Leap like flying, and step over.
"After crossing the knife mountain, you will inevitably give birth to a noble son early, a small couple, and many sons and grandchildren."
The people around shouted again.
This time it was in the courtyard again.
It's the last yard, the third yard.
It was even more lively than before, and there were a lot of dressed maids, and there was a maid who came over and touched me, "The groom, it's so handsome, even marry me together." ”
"Okay, come here, I like you too."
I was going to follow the female ghost when my soul was wandering, and I had no intention of resisting at all.
"Little wave hooves, get out of the way."
The ghost matchmaker cursed and let the female ghost run away.
The ghost matchmaker said again, "The groom, concentrated, come, come, after crossing the sword mountain and the sea of fire, it is time to see the old man, the old man is the old backer, you have to behave well." ”
Happy to see an old man appear, standing there with his head held high, dressed like a rich man, melon skin hat, embroidered satin clothes, one meter eight tall, holding a civilized stick in his hand, pestle, smiled and said, "Son-in-law, you are here, we have been waiting for you for a long time." ”
"You are my father-in-law, I have seen, I have seen, I have seen Old Taishan."
I grinned and bent down to salute, "I'm so happy to see you, my daughter-in-law, I want to see my daughter-in-law, I want to see my daughter-in-law." ”
It's like a child is playing with his temper and is going to sprinkle and roll there.
"Oh, groom, don't worry, don't worry, you have to finish the three media and six hirings, and when you're done, you can see my daughter and your future wife."
The old man waved his hand, and I didn't understand what three media and six hires were.
I just smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I want to see my daughter-in-law, I agree, I agree." ”
There were also some paper figures who walked over with a smile, "Congratulations, congratulations." ”
"Congratulations, groom, officer."
"The bride is a top beauty."
The people who spoke were paper figures, congratulating me.
I suddenly remembered in my confused thoughts that I had seen a talking paper figure when I was a child, and that time it was caused by eating dragon and tiger soup.
At first, my grandfather said that I had nightmares, but now that I think about it, I am a talking paper figure.
"You can talk, oops, by the way, I knew paper people could talk, I've seen it."
I laughed and hooked up with the paper man and said, "What kind of paper man are you, the paper man I saw in Sunjiazhuang will still joke, will you?" ”
"Of course I will."
The paper man is green, and the red one wants to say.
The old man was unhappy, and with a wave of his hand, a ghost fire came out, and in an instant, the paper figure burned and turned into ashes, "There are too many words, damn it." ”
"Oh, Brother Paper Man, where have you been, where have you been."
I was obsessed with looking for it, and I was crying.
My brain seems to have recovered a little.
At this time, the ghost matchmaker immediately came over to help me, "Groom officer, what do you look like, that paper man is home, home, you, you can see your daughter-in-law, don't cry, don't cry, what are you crying on a happy day." ”
"Really? I'm going to see my daughter-in-law, I'm going to see my daughter-in-law. ”
Haha laughed, and floated inside.
The old man stopped me, "I have to salute first, worship heaven and earth, you can, the last process, you can't save it." ”
"Yes, yes, I have to worship heaven and earth, and I have to worship you, old man, old Taishan."
I entered the room in a daze, the old man was already sitting in the first seat, I looked left and right, holding the big red flower on my chest, and looked at the lively people outside.
I grinned my teeth, "I'm going to marry a daughter-in-law, and I, Liang Feng, have finally married a daughter-in-law." ”
"Stupid, your daughter-in-law can be as beautiful as me, you can take me."
"Marry me, marry me, I'm pretty."
The female ghosts are screaming and screaming,*.
I saw a few very good, very coquettish and beautiful, so I said, "Okay, I'll marry you together, let's go into the cave together." ”
"Bastard."
The old man roared angrily, and the female ghosts retreated, calling out to me, "Son-in-law, the bride has come out, you should quickly bow down, don't be joking." ”
I saw two little girls, supporting a female ghost dressed in a big red veil and wearing a red veil and walked out, with a graceful posture and a curvy posture.
The little feet walked slowly to the place where heaven and earth were worshipped.
I couldn't wait any longer, so I pounced, "I want you, I want you, my daughter-in-law I want you." "I want to ask for it like crazy, as if I was in a dream, and when I saw a beautiful woman, I wanted to be strong directly.
"The groom, the groom, don't get excited, don't worry, the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties have passed, and this trembling is still missing."
The ghost matchmaker and some other ghosts stopped me and laughed, "You slow down, you can only enter the cave room after worshipping heaven and earth, you are one step away, you see you like this." ”
"Oh, oh."
I held back, "Plop! Kneeling down, looking at my future wife, her body knelt down gracefully, "Start worshipping heaven and earth, hurry up and shout, I can't wait." ”
"Oh, oh."
The ghost matchmaker shouted, "Worship heaven and earth." ”
Let's get started.
I was still delirious, my eyelids drooped, I felt as if I was watching a movie, I was watching the excitement, but I didn't want to think about it at all, I did it, got up and respectfully worshiped heaven and earth, "God, thank you for giving me such a beautiful wife." ”
Hehe laughed and said goodbye.
The female ghost over there also worshipped.
The old man wiped his three strands of beard very happily, "So teachable, continue, continue." ”
"Two worship the high hall."
The ghost matchmaker continued to shout.
I then knelt down, "Old father-in-law, old Taishan, thank you, thank you for cultivating such a virtuous and virtuous daughter-in-law for me, I will treat her well." ”
"Bump!" Kowtow.
"Oh, son-in-law, don't push so hard, just point to the end."
The smiling old man supported me and said, "You two have to love each other." ”
"Uh-huh."
I agreed with a smile on my face, and looked at the female ghost opposite.
"The third bow, husband and wife bow to each other."
"Come on, daughter-in-law, I can't wait."
I laughed and bowed.
The female ghost also kowtowed, but at this moment, a sudden shout sounded, "Don't worship, don't worship, worship and you'll be finished." ”
"What?!"
The sound was familiar, like piercing the sky, I didn't touch the ground in a daze, I looked up, and felt that the world was distorted, deformed, and everything in front of me was about to change.
"Bye."
The old man was shocked and pressed my head excitedly.
I was stunned and felt nauseous, the world was spinning, and my eyes were black, "Goo! "Goo!" He foamed at the foam and fell to the ground.
Cramps in the legs and feet on the ground.
But you can still see that what kind of big courtyard with three entrances and three exits, what ghosts worship relatives, what ghost matchmakers, all turn into clouds of smoke, twist and slowly disappear.
I was actually lying in front of an ancient lonely grave, and my husband had become an old man with a cane, and there were very few other ghosts, only seven or eight ghosts.
My beautiful little lady was one of them, and they all got up in a panic and gathered around the old man.
"Who, who spoiled my good deeds."
"Who."
Questioning loudly, the tiger is vigorous, the matter is lost, and a big war is inevitable.