Chapter 3 I Want to Lose Weight!!

Qiao pretended to be very weak, and said slowly: "Motherβ€”β€”β€”β€” I only remember you, and no one else remembers anything else!" ”

As soon as I heard that my daughter still remembered herself after losing her memory, I was moved by Mrs. and called me happy!

"Ahem, it's okay, I'll tell you slowly. What about you? Your name is Xiang Zixi, you are my heart and liver, and you are the only young lady in the Xiang family! As for you, there is an older brother, ah and sister-in-law, they are not at home now. Your father's name is Xiang Wen, and he is outside entertaining the person who saved you. ”

"And me, and me, I'm a little fat!" Xiao Fat Fat hurried over, and Little Fat Fat also came over: "I'm Little Fat Fat." ”

Poofβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” Qiaoqiao still couldn't hold back, and after laughing three times, he finally held back, and his eyes instantly became melancholy: "Mother, tell me the rest slowly, can you give me a mirror now?" ”

"Zi Xi, what do you want mirrors for?" Mrs. Xiang asked strangely, "Didn't you never like looking in the mirror?" Half-height mirrors are not even allowed in the home! ”

Qiaoqiao laughed dryly, laughing, how can you see clearly how bad her current body is without a big mirror?!

When Jojo saw his body shape thoroughly, he really hit his head against the wall!

Of course, if it weren't for Xiao Feifei as a shield, it is estimated that his brains would have been splashed and unrecognizable.

"Why? Why does this have to happen to me? Qiao Qiao looked up to the sky and roared: "Damn Yue Lao, what kind of heart do you have!" Don't I just like beautiful men? As for hurting me like this? Besides, I didn't have a crush on you! Why don't you make me feel better? ”

Xiao Feifei looked at Qiao Qiao with a strange face, ah no, from today onwards, we should call her Xiang Zixi!

"Miss, are you alright? Even if the man of the Zhang family doesn't like to be the lady's father-in-law, there are more men in the world, and if we are of this shape, no one will like it! Xiao Feifei muttered dissatisfiedly: "Miss didn't think this body shape was bad before!" Now that I'm amnesiac, why don't I die like I've been beaten with chicken blood! ”

Xiang Zi glanced at himself in the mirror again. Okay, okay, if this damn body shape can be ignored, because that can be recovered by exercise, but what the hell is this pockmarked face?

Because Miss Xiang has not been able to get married, Mrs. Xiang will chant and pray in front of the statue of Yue Lao every day. On this day, Xiang Zixi rushed to the Buddhist hall of his house with murderous spirits, pinched his waist with one hand and pointed to the statue of the old moon god with the other, and said menacingly: "Old Yue, I'll wait for you tonight!" If you don't dare to come, I'll draw a circle and curse you! ”

Mrs. Xiang was taken aback, covered the mouth of her fat girl, and chanted again and again in fright: "My little ancestor, you can settle down!" If you offend Yue Lao, no man will want you in the future, what should I do! ”

"Wow wow wow β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” wow β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”" Xiang Zixi, who was covered in his mouth, opened his teeth and danced his claws for a long time, and finally died down, and before leaving, he glared at the statue of the old moon hatefully, ahh Shit fairy! You're hurting me! Auntie, even if I am not the best beauty in the 22nd century, I am still a standard figure and standard face, you shit fairy, you tricked me into this empty feudal society with rhetoric, and let me dress like such a bear, I don't draw a circle to curse you to death!

Speaking of this society, Xiang Zixi was depressed again. What kind of world is this? It's not China's history at all, is it good? When she inquired about the country she was in, it was a country called Yao, and its location was a bit similar to that of China in the feudal period, the writing language was similar, the four seasons were basically the same, and most importantly, the agriculture, commerce and industry were basically similar. The reason for this is that there has been an inflection point here since the Song Dynasty, that is to say, there is no later Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, but four countries with little difference in strength.

But that's not the point, right? Now the point is, why is the body that crossed over such a powerful and large piece of flesh?!

Xiang Zixi sulked and walked back, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the man who saved him that day, and he was actually standing by the pond in the garden in a daze. Xiang Zixi glanced at the lotus flowers that had withered, and couldn't help but interject: "What is a big man doing in a daze at the withered lotus in the pond?" You can't stay and listen to the rain! ”

Jin Haoxuan turned his head slightly, and a smile gently floated on the corner of his mouth: "Morning, eldest lady." ”

"It's not early, it's almost evening." Xiang Zixi looked at Jin Haoxuan with hatred, and silently muttered in his heart, there is no reason, there is no reason, why did you meet a super beautiful man, but you can't start! This damn pockmarked man, even if he looks ordinary, he dares to attack this man, but now he β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” alas, damn Yue Lao, I will settle accounts with you at night!

Jin Haoxuan chuckled: "Yes." It was already evening. Hey? β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”" Jin Haoxuan suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "It's autumn now, why is the eldest lady still so hot?" ”

Xiang Zixi glanced at him: "The weather is not too hot now, but I just finished running, how can it not be hot?" Okay, okay, I won't tell you, I'll take a shower. Damn weight loss! ”

Weight loss? Jin Haoxuan's good-looking eyebrows raised slightly, this term is interesting!

In fact, if you ignore her appearance, strictly speaking, she is still a very interesting girl.

Jin Haoxuan frowned slightly, not knowing what happened to those people. If they were able to escape, they were already working hard, their martial arts were not as good as their own, I was afraid that β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” thought of that possible ending, Jin Haoxuan's face instantly became gloomy.

Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the eldest lady of the Xiang family jumping into the pool of the small garden with a pop.

Jin Haoxuan was taken aback! Could it be that Miss Xiang still can't think about it, or has she decided to commit suicide? Immediately stopped thinking about it, and with a slight touch of his feet, he appeared in the small courtyard where Miss Xiang lived alone. The body bent slightly, leaning against the big tree, and was just about to jump down to rescue Xiang Zixi, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of the eldest lady's two maids, Xiao Feifei and Xiao Chubby, actually holding Xiang Zixi's clothes, just like that, the old god was standing next to the pool, muttering while getting goosebumps: "Miss, what kind of water are you getting on such a cold day?" Aren't you afraid of freezing out in case? Besides, when did you learn to swim? ”

Jin Haoxuan secretly screamed that it was dangerous! Fortunately, I didn't rush down and get people out of the water! Otherwise, the joke will be big!

Jin Haoxuan was just about to turn around and leave, when his eyes were suddenly attracted by the figure in the water.

I saw that Xiang Zixi, who was treading water, only exposed the part above his neck, and said with a smile to Xiao Fei and Xiao Chubby on the edge of the pool: "What do you know? Swimming is one of the best ways to get in shape! Moreover, the softness of the water will also touch and press the acupuncture points, enhancing the flexibility of the human body! As a female thief who used to dominate one party, ah no, it's the eldest lady, how can she not swim? I'm going to get rid of all the damn fat! After speaking, Xiang Zixi plunged into the water with a fierce son, swimming quickly, desperately exerting his physical strength!

Jin Haoxuan looked at Xiang Zixi in surprise, this girl is not as vulgar as she seems, her mind is quite fine, she actually knows the effect of swimming on the flexibility of the body!

When he was really exhausted from swimming, Xiang Zixi finally went ashore, looked at his still bloated body, gritted his teeth to Zixi, and said to the two fat girls: "You all rest early tonight, I don't need you to serve here." ”

Chubby and Chubby glanced at each other, and their excited expressions were unmistakable.

Xiang Zixi saw all this in his eyes: "Do you have arrangements for the evening?" ”

Xiao Feifei lowered his head shyly, and Xiaopang covered his mouth and snickered: "Miss, you don't know yet, right?" Our long-term workers have taken a fancy to the little fat! ”

Xiang Zixi raised his eyebrows: "It's a good thing!" You can ask me for leave on a date in the future. ”

Xiao Feifei looked at Xiang Zixi in surprise: "Thank you, Miss!" After speaking, the little fat ball-like figure rolled out of the yard in an instant, and the little fat and chubby said with a smile: "Then Miss, I'll leave first if it's okay?" ”

"Hmm." Xiang Zixi replied softly, draped in a big towel, and stepped into the room.

At this time, a yoga blanket was already placed on the floor of the room. Throwing away the big towel on his body, closing all the curtains, Xiang Zixi slowly sat down on the yoga blanket, and visited a row of silver needles in front of him.

Breathing a sigh of relief, he reached out and accurately inserted the silver needles in front of him into the acupuncture points on his body one by one.

The swimming just now is not only to consume your physical strength, but also to make your body as relaxed as possible, so that you can lose weight by applying needles!

This was originally a weight loss treatment that I stole when I was a female thief, but I didn't expect it to really come in handy now!

Xiang Zixi smiled bitterly, could it be that everything is already doomed in the dark? No! This is the ghost of that guy in the old moon, and he must not be forgiven!

When Xiang Zixi tied himself into a hedgehog, Yue Lao finally came late.

"Ahem, ahem, I said, little girl, you called me here just to let me see you as a hedgehog?" Yue Lao's lazy voice came from above Xiang Zixi's head: "But this shape is really special, hahahahahahaβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”"

Xiang Zixi gave Yue Lao a fierce look, and stretched out his left hand: "Where's my storage bag?" ”

Yue Lao was embarrassed for a rare time: "Ah......hh

Xiang Zixi glared at Yue Lao viciously, and then pointed at his body: "Also, what's the matter with this?" ”

Xiang Zixi's grinning expression made him have the intention of swallowing Yue Lao in one bite. Yue Lao laughed and said, "Ah, yes, it's true, how did you become like this!" Hahaha, but there's nothing wrong with that! It's nice to look at it! ”