Yue Lao turned around, pressed the cloud head, and then turned into a handsome and dashing city white-collar worker, appeared in front of Qiao Qiao, holding a storage bag in his hand, and threw it to Qiao Qiao without looking at it: "This is a unique storage bag in our God Realm, and now I will lend it to you for the time being." But I warn you, if this thing is discovered by outsiders, its mana will disappear immediately! And it can only be used ten times, and it will disappear automatically after ten times. "Wowhahahaha, there is such a good baby!" Jojo happily took it and threw all his stuff into it.

Yue Lao squinted at the proud Qiaoqiao: "Say, what kind of ability do you want?" ”

Qiao Qiao replied: "I have been a female thief for many years, but in fact, what I yearn for the most is the most simple farming life. Why don't you teach me how to farm! ”

A hint of surprise flashed in Yue Lao's eyes! Okay, this little girl is very smart! In feudal society, land is the greatest wealth! This little girl can actually think of this layer, it's not simple, it's not simple.

Yue Lao took out a booklet from his arms and threw it to Qiao Qiao: "This contains everything you want to know." Are you ready? Get ready, we're about to start crossing! ”

"Wait, wait, wait———— remember, my third condition, beautiful man, I want beautiful man!" Qiao Qiao shouted with his teeth and claws: "If there is no beautiful man, I will definitely draw a circle and curse you!" ”

Yue Lao's face was blue and white for a while, he gritted his teeth, suddenly flew up and kicked Qiao Qiao on the side: "Why don't you hurry up and let me go to ancient times, go through!" ”

Ah———————— a tragic woman's exclamation, our smart, beautiful, kind, cute, and beautiful man-loving female thief Qiao Qiao crossed under the feet of Yue Lao so heroically!

Anyway, Qiao Qiao was kicked by Yue Lao like that, it really hurts! However, it didn't take long for the pain to fall into a coma.

When Qiao Qiao woke up, she suddenly found that there were a pair of big shining eyes on the top of her head, looking at her with a puzzled expression.

Squeezed his eyes hard, and suddenly found that the eyes on the top of his head were so seductive, ah no, it should be said that the face where those eyes were located was so attractive!

"Hey! You always look at me like that, you can't be a fancy to me, are you? Qiao Qiao finally couldn't help but speak, because the other party was really rude and kept staring at her! It's really the kind of intent, unblinking look!

Poof—————— Qiaoqiao heard a sound of vomiting blood, and said in his heart, I didn't say the wrong thing, right? Why are you so excited? Could it be that the body I crossed over is really a country and a city, sinking fish and geese, and closing the moon and embarrassing flowers?

Immediately afterwards, Qiaoqiao suddenly felt that his body was light, and then he had a down-to-earth feeling!

Hey? What a strange angle just now! Qiao Qiao looked back and almost jumped to his feet on the spot to yell out that old man! She actually fell from a big tree just now! Moreover, there is also a white silk on the branch that is clearly for hanging! This dead moon old man actually arranged for himself to travel to the body of a hanged ghost! Doesn't he know that when people are hanged, they look ugly?

"This girl, so decent, why is she looking for death?" A figure floated down, and appeared quietly behind Qiaoqiao. Jojo turned awkwardly———— wait, why a clumsy turn?

Qiao Qiao didn't care about studying why he turned around awkwardly for the time being, and his eyes were instantly completely attracted by the man behind him! Obediently, that kid didn't lie, there is really a beautiful man here, and he is still a superb beautiful man! The man in front of him is fair-skinned and tender, tall, well-proportioned, with delicate eyebrows, indistinguishable between male and female, and a top-class beautiful man!

The man looked at Qiao Qiao with a look of amazement, and even drooled, and immediately frowned in disgust.

Jojo saw it, and her eyes lit up! Obediently, even frowning is so seduces people to commit crimes!

"I said, this girl, if it's okay, I'll leave first." After the man said this, he turned around and was about to leave, Qiao Qiao's eyes were quick, and he grabbed the man's sleeve, and the disgust in the man's eyes Qiao Qiao instantly fell into his eyes, and finally said something normally: "You saved me?" ”

"When I passed by here, I found that Miss was going to hang herself, and I couldn't bear it, so I saved Miss from here. But if Miss insists on committing suicide, she won't stop it! The man frowned, deftly dodging Jojo's grasp.

"Anyway, you are my life-saving benefactor, so ————" Qiao Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Or ask Childe to go and sit down, my parents will thank Childe." ”

"Not necessarily. Grace is not reciprocated. Miss is leaving! The man turned around impatiently and was about to leave, but Qiao Qiao didn't stop him, but just said coldly: "If I didn't guess wrong, Childe is wandering now, right?" Although the wandering life is free, it is inevitable to eat and sleep in the open, and a hot meal is a luxury. I don't mean anything else, I just want to simply thank Childe, if Childe insists on being so high, then, I have nothing to say. ”

The man was just about to refute, when a grunting sound suddenly came from his stomach, and the man's embarrassed face and Qiao Qiao's snickering expression instantly froze.

At this time, two fat maids like balls rushed over panting, and when they saw Qiao Qiao bumping into him, they screamed out with a handful of snot and tears: "Miss, you can't think about it!" If you die, what will we do with the two of us? ”

Yo Yo Yo, the essential character of the time-traveling novel has finally appeared!

"You two are ——————" Qiao Qiao looked at them puzzled, and then pretended to have a headache: "Ah, it's not good, I didn't kill myself just now, and I lost my memory!" ”

"Ahh Miss —————— actually committed suicide and lost her memory! Oh, my God! Go tell Madame! The two side maids suddenly screamed loudly, and the irritated Qiaoqiao and the man covered their ears with their hands at the same time!

"Miss, I'm a little fat." One of the maids cried out with tears in her eyes, pointed to the other maid and said, "She's a little chubby, miss, how can you forget the two of us?" We have grown up with Miss since we were children, and we swear to follow Miss to the death! ”

Jojo broke out in a cold sweat with the man, and it all fell off!

Little fatty? ………… Chubby? …………

Jojo feels like he's about to have a problem with his swallowing ability, who gave it that name? Yes? Such a superb, such an alternative name, it is so apt!

The two maids in front of them are definitely heavyweights! What is a sumo wrestler in Japan? They are simply the originators of sumo wrestlers!

Suddenly, Qiaoqiao's face instantly froze!

In Xiao Feifei's eyes, Qiaoqiao suddenly saw his face and his own figure!

"Ah————————————h ————————”

The old man in the heavenly court couldn't help but sneeze, and then laughed triumphantly, Sample, fight with me, you are still a little tender! Don't you want beautiful men? I'll give you a bucket body and a numb face, I'll see how you make a beautiful man! Well, although the bet is going to go on, but that's what makes it interesting!

Qiao Qiao frantically grabbed Xiao Fei's shoulders and shook desperately: "Do you have a mirror?" Are there any mirrors?! ”

Xiao Feifei looked at his young lady in confusion, and shouted wildly: "Miss, don't you have a mirror on yourself!" ”

A word to wake up the dreamer!

Qiao Qiao stretched out his hand and took out all the belongings in his body, took out a bronze mirror from a pair of homes, and leaned in to take a look! Then he rolled his eyes and passed out completely!

Old Dead Moon, Old Stinky Moon, what kind of body are you preparing for me! No wonder that beautiful man looks at himself like a monster! Damn, it's actually a fat girl with a super sumo wrestler with a numb face!

Ahhhh In 2108 AD, even if I didn't fall into the country and the city, I was still a small jasper, right? Why, why did other people become more beautiful when they crossed over, and I damn became a pig-headed girl?!

The little chubby screamed: "Ah, no, no, no, Miss fainted again!" Hey? That sister over there, could you please help us bring the young lady home? ”

The man almost smothered out a mouthful of blood! Those two fat maids, with long eyes and soles of their feet? I actually called myself sister!

But forget it, I was originally going to save the fat lady, but now that she has fainted, I just want to save it to the end

The man sulked and resisted Qiao Qiao, followed by the two meat balls, and slowly strode towards the other party's home. A wry smile rose at the corner of the man's mouth, this woman's weight is really not light!.

When I got home, the old lady of the family heard that her precious girl had hanged herself and did not die, but she also lost her memory, and by the way, she fell into a coma again, and immediately cried. However, there is finally a person who understands the overall situation and beckons the man to sit down and drink tea and rest.

Qiaoqiao's father who crossed over asked the man: "Dare to ask the name of the strong man?" The contemptible person is the owner of the village here. "Well, yes, I didn't call Miss Cheng after all!

The man replied in a deep voice: "In Xia Jin Haoxuan." ”

Qiao Qiao's father raised his hand and said, "Jin Zhuangshi, look up for a long time." Thank you for rescuing the little girl. ”

Jin Haoxuan nodded lightly, and was just about to get up and prepare to say goodbye, when suddenly the wound on his back hurt, damn it! Could it be that when I was saving people just now, the wound was ruptured again?

Xiang Wen glanced at Jin Haoxuan's downturned scene, and immediately understood a little. instructed his subordinates to take ten taels of silver, ready to thank Jin Haoxuan.

Who knew that Jin Haoxuan said with a shy face: "I'm sorry to live with Master Xiang, can you bother for a few days?" I've been tired lately, and I want to find a suitable place to rest, but there is no inn nearby to stay————————"

Xiang Wen said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, the countrymen are vulgar, as long as the strong man doesn't dislike it, he can live as long as he wants." ”

Jin Haoxuan thanked him helplessly, the injury on his back really couldn't continue to hurry, otherwise, in case he met again———————— Jin Haoxuan had to be cheeky and ask to stay temporarily, and then make plans when the injury was healed!

At this time, Qiaoqiao finally woke up leisurely. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a middle-aged woman of super tonnage lying on her body and crying: "My daughter! You can't help but think about it! If the descendants of the Zhang family don't want to, they don't want to! Our Xiang family is a local big landlord, are you afraid that you won't be able to find Jun Housheng? Don't worry, my mother won't find you a handsome poster, the sky will thunder! ”

Hey? What does that mean? The original Miss Xiang fell in love with a nearby man surnamed Zhang, but he didn't want to, so he committed suicide in shame? Well, yes, no one will agree to this dignity, right?

"Wake up, wake up, Miss is finally awake!" The little fat fat had sharp eyes, and when he saw Qiao Qiao break open his eyes, he immediately screamed excitedly.

When Mrs. Xiang heard this, she quickly stood up from Qiaoqiao's body, looked at Qiaoqiao in surprise and said, "Girl, you can be regarded as awake, if you don't wake up, what can you let me do!" ”

The corners of Qiaoqiao's mouth twitched: "Auntie————————"

"You............ What do you call me? How can you call me Auntie? I'm your mother! The middle-aged woman howled and cried again, and the little fat fat on the side hurriedly said: "Madam, madam, Miss committed suicide and lost her memory!" ”

"Yes, yes, amnesia, amnesia, come, girl, tell me what do you remember? Remember me? The middle-aged woman hurriedly sat on the edge of the bed and looked at Qiao Qiao carefully, Qiao Qiao blinked, and said in her heart, didn't you just say that it was my mother, can I say that I don't know you?