Chang Xiangjiu made my face red and his neck thick, and he frowned and drooped his eyes and argued: "Can you not always be weird with your ninth brother, our brothers have been so long, you ask yourself Brother Jiu if I have caused you trouble, you are about to give me a whole glass heart." ”

Brother, I'm wronged, you're performing here by yourself from beginning to end, I didn't ask you a word, what do you explain?

I had a haha with Chang Xiangjiu, changed the topic and asked him: "It's early in the morning, Brother Jiu, what is the matter with you coming out to find me?" ”

Chang Xiangjiu glanced at me unhappily: "What do I have to do with you, I see your bells and whistles, two handfuls of little hair are licked like calves, this is going out?" When did you go out when you were a child, and I didn't follow you? It's just that you didn't open your eyes and couldn't see at that time, your life is about to catch up with Tang Seng, Brother Jiu, I can't protect you? ”

After Chang Xiangjiu finished speaking, it was like I opened my arms, and then I was about to rush over and hug me, which scared me so much that I subconsciously dodged away. What is this old glass for? In broad daylight, what desire does the two old men have aroused when they are alone in the same room?

Chang Xiangjiu was dodged by me, rubbing his old waist, and asked me with a nose that was not a nose and a face: ", what are you hiding, the crotch shaft is so suspended that I have broken it." ”

I can't hide it, I won't let you hug me if I don't hide. I put my hands on my chest and scolded with contempt: "Okay, I treat you as a brother to labor and management, but why do you want to pick up my soap?" ”

Chang Xiangjiu's face twitched when I was scolded, and he looked at me as if he was looking at Wu Lao'er: "I'll pick up your sister's soap, you haven't opened your seven tricks, and labor and management can only pounce on you when you go out." I've followed you like this when you went out before, and you think I'm willing to ride you, Ao. ”

I felt a chill in my heart, and a picture appeared in my mind. I dressed up and went out slick, carrying the old coffin skin of Chang Xiangjiu, with his hands around my neck and his legs still wrapped around my waist········

Oh, I'm the next Olympics, it's goosebumps on the back when I think about it, is this how my childhood came by? Fortunately, labor and management have not opened their eyes before, otherwise I would have been disgusted to death by him. Of course, if it's Hu Botao·······

Chang Xiangjiu was about to pounce on me, but I stretched out my hand to stop him, expressing my position with a serious expression. In the end, Chang Xiangjiu was helpless, and he asked me with a depressed face: "Brother, what are you going to make trouble?" When your heart is opened, I will stay in your heart directly, and now I can only hang on you, if you really can't accept me like this, Brother Jiu, I will change into a prototype plate on your neck, okay? ”

You can pull it quickly, let a big snake wrap around my neck, then why don't you let a big old man lie on my back, you are so excited to strangle my tongue out for me.

I asked him, "I can't open my eyes now, it's not like I can't see you, you just follow me and it's over, so that I can hear what you say." Although the eye is temporary, it's a big deal when my yin and yang eyes will expire and say, how do you love it, I can't see it out of my mind and don't worry about it? ”

After thinking about it for a long time, Chang Xiangjiu nodded helplessly, and then asked me unhappily: "Brother, why do you dislike your ninth brother?" "I didn't answer him at all, please look at my eyes and feel for yourself.

The northeast in August was still unusually hot, and although I went out on the morning of the ninth day of the ninth day of the ninth year, it was clear that the sun father got up much earlier than us.

Chang Xiangjiu probably hasn't walked around with me like this, he used to see me and I couldn't see him, so it should be weird and boring, and he was chattering in my ear this morning. At first, I chatted back and forth with him until I noticed that the people on the street were avoiding me. That's when I realized that in their eyes, I should be talking to myself nervously.

I guess I've been treated as mentally ill along the way, so I began to automatically block Chang Xiangjiu's harassment, pretending that he didn't exist at all, and giving him a whole strange grievance.

School is about to start on the 1st of September, and today is the 24th of August, and I only have about a week left on my unfortunate vacation. The 700 dollars in my pocket have been sweated by me, and this is my first hard-earned money······

I wandered aimlessly around the department store, trying to buy something for my mom and Boa. I didn't pick the one I was satisfied with all morning, but I fell in love with two watches that looked good. When I pretended to be rich and asked the counter lady the price, they said to me with a smile and said 18,000, and the labor and management were immediately discouraged.

I walked to a place where there were fewer people, and I looked left and right hoping that no one would pay attention to me, so I whispered to Chang Xiangjiu, what do you usually buy for little girls? After all, this old man is also two or three hundred years old, so he should have some experience.

Chang Xiangjiu smiled slightly and said to me: "You can be regarded as asking the right person, I wanted to point you out when I saw your sad face just now." Not to mention anything else, your ninth brother and I have been with a lot of little female snakes for so many years·······"

"Do you think it's important?" I saw that this old man was about to brag to me again, so I hurriedly interrupted him impatiently.

Chang Xiangjiu smiled curtly, and then coughed lightly and said to me: "If you want to chase the little girl, you must first understand what the little girl likes, what she likes, what you buy for her." Ordinary men buy things for little girls, but they actually buy them according to their own eyes, can that capture the heart? For example, if a rabbit wants to chase Wang Ba, and he gives his favorite carrot to Wang Ba, and he feels that he is full of love, can Wang Ba see it like this? ”

I was a little impressed by Chang Xiangjiu, but I didn't expect this old man to be a little stuffy. I tried hard to think about what Bao'er liked, but I found that my impression of Bao'er is quite casual, one doesn't chase stars and the other doesn't worship money, and besides, people are much richer than me, so it's better to buy the right one than expensive.

I motioned to Chang Xiangjiu with an excited face to continue, Chang Xiangjiu looked at me asking for advice with a proud face, and his eyebrows fluttered in the vernacular: "The Huang family chases the little girl to send the chicken, and our Chang family chases the little girl to send the rabbit, which is called the right medicine." You kid has no poor chicken feathers, so let's buy cheap ones and find them with our mouths, that is, to talk about gifts and words, understand? It's not what you buy, it's what you say. ”

I was suddenly opened by Chang Xiangjiu's mouth, fortunately he is a snake, if this thing is really my buddy in reality, Lao Tzu must guard against him········

I paid 200 yuan for a knitted scarf, and another 180 for a bear doll that was as tall as me. The knitted scarf was given to my mother by the clerk, and then the clerk asked for a greeting card, on which he wrote:

I know that my looks can't be your prince, but I'm willing to be your knight, and I'll protect you during the day and stand guard for me at night. Our story is unfinished, to be continued, and growing old together is the end.

I looked at this line of writing, and my heart was not beautiful. It's so special, I gave the big bear, and if you sleep with it in your arms at night, it's equivalent to hugging me, wahahaha.

The greeting card was folded in the shape of a heart, and then carefully tucked into the bow tie around the bear's neck. It's already noon, and I'm in a good mood, and I'm going to take Chang Xiangjiu to eat cold drinks. I found a small single room next to the inside, firstly, the dim light inside can create an atmosphere, and I have to rehearse in my mind what to say after seeing Bao'er. On the other hand, this place is more hidden, and my communication with Chang Xiangjiu will not be regarded as a self-talking neurosis.

I picked up the water list from the cold drink shop and decided to choose a cup of tiramisu ice cream. Chang Xiangjiu suddenly said to me a little shyly: "Brother, why don't you say that Brother Jiu has also helped you with advice, give Brother Jiu a whole cup of strawberry flavor?" ”

I was taken aback by what he said, and I asked him, "How can you taste it?" ”

Chang Xiangjiu said to me expectantly: "You order a cup, I'll eat it myself." Don't worry, what others can't see, this thing is the same as the principle of incense. ”

I was relieved when he said that, and I thought he was going to show up for a bite. Good fellow, if someone sees me eating cold drinks in the house with a big snake, I guess I'll be on the news tomorrow.

I called the waiter and asked for two cold drinks, and the waiter asked me with some curiosity: "This gentleman, do you have any friends who want to come in a while?"

"No, it's just me." I don't understand why the waiter asked.

The waiter looked at me suspiciously, and then said to me, "Then I'll serve you a glass first, and I'll serve it to you when you're done, or it won't taste good." ”

I glanced at Chang Xiangjiu and saw that he was licking his lips and looking at me, obviously very greedy. I smiled helplessly and said to the waiter, "No need, let's serve two glasses together." ”

The waiter was holding the water list and still explaining to me: "The taste of tiramisu and strawberries is not very compatible, and eating them together will affect the taste a little bit······"

I knew that the little beauty in front of me was kind, but she was about to sweat for me, so I reluctantly said to her: "I said that the beauty of your store is limited to one person, so why can you only order one cup?" I order a cup because I can't eat it because of the space on the table, I like to look at pink, and I order a cup of strawberries to appreciate it, okay? ”

The waiter didn't say anything when I said this, took two steps back with the water bill, and then said "Sir, wait a minute" and ran away. I guess her flustered eyes were mistaking me for a nervous path, and I glared at Chang Xiangjiu with a red face, and this thing didn't look at me with an innocent face.

While rehearsing in my mind, I took small bites of ice cream, and when I looked back, I found that Chang Xiangjiu had already finished eating, and the cup had been licked clean, and he was looking at my hand with green eyes at this time. I disdainfully pushed the cup in my hand, which I had only eaten twice, and the spoon was made without any need. As for it, it's as if I didn't give you food·····

I tried to calm my nerves and dialed Boa's phone.

"Hello?" It's been a few days since I've heard Bao'er's voice, and now her small movement came to me, tickling my just calm mind.

"Hey, Bao'er is me, seeing that school is about to start, what's going on? Coming out for a meal? I deliberately said it in a casual tone to hide the nervousness in my heart.

Bao'er's voice was a little noisy, and she was very happy when she heard it, and said to me, "I've been trying to call you these days, but I don't know how your injuries are." Haha, today happens to be my birthday, can you come to me? ”

I laughed and said teasingly: "How can the beauty tell me not to go, if you call at any time, I will rush over and let you sit on my lap, and I will tie your pigtails and it will be over." ”

Bao'er was amused by me and giggled for a long time, and then said to me breathlessly: "I'm poor, I'll send you the address, you hurry up." ”

After hanging up the phone, I was a little excited, today happened to be Bao'er's birthday, this is a godsend. Lao Tzu is going to confess to Bao'er today, whether he can get rid of being single, it will be interesting for a while.