Chapter 33: Bao'er's Birthday

It didn't take long for Bao'er to send the address, it was a mass-selling KTV, as far as I know, this KTV should be quite expensive, there are no mini packets, basically a place for rich people to have a party.

In terms of Bao'er's charm, there must be no shortage of people who go to the party on her birthday, maybe there will be some creamy rich boy or something. Bao'er's school is different from our cradle of scum, they are a rich area in Longnan, and the school is a provincial focus. I looked down at the cottage "belly by cheek" on my body, and I was a little weak for no reason.

Chang Xiangjiu saw that I was a little nervous, and comforted me with a smile: "What's so nervous, you are a fan of the authorities." Although you kid has no money, no power, and average taste in dressing, don't you see it? That little girl is originally interesting to you, I feel that this thing is so strange, no matter how delicious the lobster and abalone are, if I love potatoes, the gods will take me without a trick, don't you know? ”

you, do you praise me or hurt me? I've never seen such a comforting person, first comparing me to nothing and then comparing others to lobster and abalone, and treating me like a potato. What's wrong with the potatoes? Maybe Chang Xiangjiu is right, maybe Bao'er likes potatoes.

I got into the taxi with the big bear in my arms and went straight to the address given to me by Bao'er, and after getting out of the car, I looked up at the building in front of me, and my legs and stomach began to twist a little for no reason.

From the fourth floor down the building, there is a black acrylic façade with the words "Heaven and Earth No. 7 Clubhouse" written on it. This is the premier entertainment venue in the entire DQ city, with bars on the first floor, KTVs on the second to fourth floors, and slow-swing discotheques and night clubs on the third basement floor.

I've heard about this place a lot before, but it's the first time I've seen it up close. There is such a saying in our cradle of scum, "Smoke the righteousness of the old man and walk to heaven and earth". The students are relatively poor, and they generally draw two boxes of old people. In their eyes, being able to enter the Tiandi No. 1 Club symbolizes that they are more aware of mixing in DQ. Therefore, those who generally brag about the society often say that they are good in heaven and earth, and they are free to sing or something.

I pulled out my phone and called Bao'er and asked her to come out and pick me up. The reason why I didn't dare to go in directly was because I heard that this is a membership system, and I was afraid that the security guards wouldn't let me in. Another person who is still a little shy about strangers is still a little shy, and it is different when Bao'er takes me in.

It didn't take much effort before a security guard in a black suit opened the glass door, and Bao'er came out. I thought to myself, sure enough, this door is electronic, but fortunately I didn't go up and push it stupidly just now.

Today's Bao'er dress up made my eyes shine, with a small plaid shirt, denim hot pants, and a pair of small white shoes. Such an ordinary-looking dress looks particularly fresh when worn by Bao'er. Boa still doesn't wear makeup as usual, I asked her before why she never wears makeup, and she told me she doesn't. That's what I like most about her, it's much better than the ghost-like little sisters in our school.

Bao'er saw me holding the big bear at a glance, trotted over with a smile, and then pointed to the big bear in my arms, and asked me, "Oh, what a beautiful big bear, is it for me?" ”

I rolled my eyes arrogantly and teased her: "What are you talking about, this is my brother, I took it out to see the world, and by the way, let it rub some food or something, I can't afford to feed it." ”

"Haha, okay, then you let it open to eat later, don't be polite to me." Boa laughed at me and grabbed my arm and walked inside. She pulled it quite naturally, but my heart was a little charming, and I had to let those little white faces see it when I got up, do you have this treatment.

In the elevator, Bao'er looked at me carefully, and then couldn't help but smile and asked me, "What's wrong with your head?" What kind of look is this? ”

I craned my little neck and asked her, "What's wrong?" Isn't it pretty? Isn't it popular to add jelly this year? This is a hairstyle that I specially prepared for you, are you fascinated by my appearance? ”

"Well, don't stick to me, I'm almost fascinated by you." Bao'er smiled and winked at me, my little heart was pounding, it is your advantage to be beautiful, and it is your fault to keep my blood pressure rising·····

Walking to the door of the box, Bao'er let go of the hand holding me and reached out to push the door of the box. I was ready to meet the hostile gaze, but I found a room full of little girls, the only one of them, who was even smearing lipstick. Excluding this sissy, I'd be the only male in the room. I glanced at it and found that Li Yating was also there, and it seemed that she was recovering well. I nodded to her, and she smiled at me gratefully.

As soon as I entered the house, these old ladies exploded, and the sissy with lipstick was the first to attack, pinching the orchid and asking Bao'er in a girlish manner: "Ouch, who is this little brother?" Is it your little lover in Tingting's mouth? Don't hurry up and introduce the sisters, don't hide it, no one will rob you. ”

Oh, I'll you on the back of your head, this sissy is talking to Bao'er about sisters········ I want to laugh when I see the frequency of the crotch shaft shaking when he speaks, fortunately I eat a cold drink at noon, or I will spray you on the spot with my stomach on fire, do you believe it?

With this sissy taking the lead, these little girls began to quarrel, and they had to ask Bao'er to introduce me, and Bao'er's little face was red. It's the first time I've seen Bao'er look so shy, weird and cute.

These old ladies are really amazing, you are almost crying for Bao'er in every word, I can't see death as a man, so I picked up the microphone and introduced myself: "Hello everyone, I am Bao'er's friend, my name is Gao Tianci." Thank you for your enthusiasm, and thank you for coming to Bao'er's birthday party in your busy schedule, so let her go. ”

My words made the scene quiet for a moment, and Bao'er cast a grateful look at me. Unexpectedly, my normal opening remarks made the sissy grab the handle, and she turned around and began to squeeze me: "Ouch, it's like Bao'er is your family." In that case, the explanation of friends can't dispel us, so let's be specific, what kind of friends-friends? ”

This dead sissy pulled the word friend very long, with a referential tone. I forcibly held back my shame and pretended to be calm and said to her, "A friend is a friend, an ordinary male friend." ”

"Sisters, do you hear, male friends, it's normal to have sex, it's closer than your boyfriend. Come on, let's wish them a monkey soon! The dead mother's mouth is quick to react, and the screams bring up the rhythm.

Under his encouragement, the old ladies instantly seemed to be beaten with chicken blood, and while knocking on the table with bottles, they began to shout in rhythmic unison: "Monkey, monkey!" ”

My face and Bao'er's face are like two red lanterns, I have a problem with this person, and I am a little stumbling when there are more women. Actually, I'm usually quite good at horning, but I'm a little cowardly at this time, so I love to shout. One is that I really can't do them from the sound of the shell, and the other one, I really like to listen to them, wahahaha······

Bao'er said to me with a wry smile: "Don't mind too much, my sisters are like this, we are usually used to making trouble, they think you are good." ”

"Haha, it's okay, in fact, what they said is quite good, I think you should go to your heart, or when are we really ready to give birth to two monkeys or something······" The atmosphere was pretty good, and I started to get a little unserious.

Bao'er smiled slightly, her face moved her mouth with a pink face, but she didn't make a sound. But with my eyes, it is not difficult to tell that the mouth shape clearly said two words, "Get out".

After a long time of noisy noise, the waiter knocked on the door and brought in a six-layer cake, with a crispy pink crust and sprinkling pearl sugar, and on the top layer stood a princess pinched with sugar. I've only seen such a big cake at a wedding, and the estimated price is around a few thousand. I can't help but secretly sigh, this is really more popular than people, Lao Tzu has boiled eggs for his birthday since he was a child·······

These old ladies sang one after another, like a special singing competition, you and I sang endlessly. said in his mouth, "I wish Bao'er a happy birthday, and send Bao'er to the following song." "However, what are you singing "Later", "Invisible Wings" or something. The only one who listened to a shy little girl sing a song related to her birthday was "Happy Birthday to Me", and the tune was so sad and sad. Big sisters, you're here to compare your voices, aren't you?

"Brother God, why don't you give your dear a song?" I was slandering me here, and the sissy was eyeing me again, encouraging me to show my singing voice with a look of encouragement.

What are you kidding, I'm still nervous, what if I sing and sing and stumble? I smiled bitterly and begged to be let go, and then said to him: "Brother, don't be embarrassed for me, I belong to the kind of chicken and egg type players who don't have five tones, and I will run away with all of you." ”

I didn't understand what was wrong with what I said, and the sissy rolled her eyes and sat in a different place to ignore me. Li Yating secretly explained a few sentences to me, and I understood. It turned out that this sissy was most disgusted by others calling him brother or something, and they all called him "second sister", and I felt for a moment that my three views had been ruthlessly ravaged.

The sissy was singing hoarsely about love when she died, and Bao'er got up and told everyone that she was going to go to the bathroom and went out. I was a little embarrassed when she went out this time, and a room full of old ladies and fake wives made me a little restless. Fortunately, Li Yating seemed to see my embarrassment and chatted with me without a word.

After chatting for a long time, Li Yating suddenly frowned and asked me: "Why does Bao'er go to the toilet for so long?" Why don't you check it out? ”

I'm Ao, are you crazy or am I crazy? I smiled wryly and said to her, "Sister, don't make trouble, why should I go to see her go to the toilet?" I stood at the door of the women's restroom and called her? If you want to go, you can go. ”

Li Yating thought about it right, nodded with a smile, and then went out.