We looked at each other a little, and said in our hearts that this kid is really wealthy, not counting the drinks, and a table of dishes is equivalent to our tuition for half a semester.

A table of Liao cucumber and conch dishes with everything was served one after another, Cui Jiuxiang asked Brother Gongzi if he could drink some, Brother Gongzi smiled and said How many do you drink Brother accompany.

So Cui Jiuxiang didn't talk nonsense, opened two bottles of black lions on the spot, and roared: "Thank you for your hospitality, brother, I'll do it first as a respect!" With that, he slammed the two bottles into his big mouth, and then dried them up.

Brother Gongzi didn't show weakness, the waiter asked for a big bowl, poured two bottles and took a sip, and then he began to introduce himself.

It turned out that this brother's name was Li Peng, and his family was local, and he scored more than 400 points in the college entrance examination.

But his father insisted on choosing this major for him, because his father contracted a funeral home, and now the funeral major has just been opened, and his father hopes that he can study hard and take over his father's class in the future.

I said in my heart that the funeral parlor itself belongs to the civil affairs department, and it can only be contracted except for cremation, and it is not open in every city.

The procedures required to contract a funeral home are very complicated, and it is not ordinary people who can do this business, so it is no wonder that they eat 4,000 yuan for a meal.

Everyone can see how much I drink, so it's almost like they have a bottle of me, gritting their teeth and accompanying them.

Cui Jiuxiang and Wu Yue were very interested in Li Peng's funeral home, and joked that we had a thigh in the dormitory, and it was no problem to hug the employment package and distribute it.

Li Peng was also very happy and said that we were all welcome to go, and it was best to be brothers for the rest of our lives after graduation.

I thought about it and forget it, I don't plan to do this in the future. How many partings and how many sufferings I have to witness in this line of life, I am afraid that my sentimental nature will not be able to bear it.

Besides, I can't take the red envelopes sent by the family of the deceased for the dignity of the deceased. The immortals have said that saving people is to accumulate merit, and if you are greedy at this time, it is better not to do it, and collect money in other people's life and death, yin and yang, then the karma is too heavy.

During the dinner, Bao'er called and asked me what I was doing, and I told her that we were doing team building in the dormitory. Bao'er must have heard that my tongue was a little big, and kept persuading me to drink less.

After hanging up the phone, the three brothers laughed at my wife's strict discipline and said that I would bring Bao'er in a few days, so that they could see what their younger siblings looked like and whether they could match me.

In the end, we all staggered, and Cui Jiuxiang was already drunk and began to talk nonsense because of the wine with Li Peng.

In fact, Cui Jiuxiang really doesn't have to say how much alcohol he drinks as an Inner Mongolian, but we have already drunk a lot in the bedroom, but I have to say that people can't be good-looking, and I can't drink Li Peng either.

When I came out of the hotel, I still vomited in anger. Originally, it was decided that the four of them would go back together, but Cui Jiuxiang and Wu Yue quit halfway through, and they had to go out for a solo activity, and they didn't say anything when they asked them what they were doing.

After returning to the dormitory, Li Peng finally climbed into the top bunk after falling down two or three times.

After I lay down, I couldn't sleep listening to Li Peng's snoring over and over, and I felt a little heartburn when I barely drank alcohol.

I silently recited Chang Xiangjiu's name in my heart, he knew what I was thinking, and it just so happened that he was also greedy for cigarettes and alcohol. He sucked me up, and finally I lit two more cigarettes on the windowsill before going to bed.

Early the next morning, Li Peng and I had just gotten up, and as soon as the door opened, two people came in, Cui Jiuxiang on the left I knew, and the one on the right looked familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was.

His sad expression made Li Peng and I look at it for a long time, and then exclaimed in unison: "Wu Yue?!" “

Ya was still a shawl hair yesterday, and at this time, like Cui Jiuxiang, she has also become a bald head. The two of them stood together like two matches that had become fine, one big and one small, and Li Peng and I laughed breathlessly and asked him, "Dude, what's wrong with you?" What's not to think of? “

Wu Yue was about to cry when he heard us ask, and said to the two of us with a suffocation: "Lao Cui took advantage of my drinking too much last night to fool me into shaving the same hairstyle as him, he said that this looks like a gentleman, I was drunk and confused, so I went to the barber shop with him, and the door was closed, and this guy was stunned and pulled me to sit in front of the door for a night." I sobered up in the middle of the night, and I wanted to regret that he didn't let ······."

What a man! We both gave him a thumbs up at the same time.

The four buddies came out of the dormitory and laughed all the way, but Wu Yue kept touching his head and was a little uncomfortable, I persuaded him that this hairstyle is indeed much stronger than your shawl hair, you originally looked like an autistic teenager plus non-mainstream Yes, how good and refreshing is this.

Originally, he persuaded me to believe it, but as soon as I reached the half level, even the teacher and his classmates were stunned, and then the hall burst into laughter. Lao Cui touched his bald head quite proudly, and Wu Yue was about to cry.

The funeral profession is not just to carry the coffin of the dead as I think, in general, there are funeral culture, funeral service, funeral hygiene, elegiac writing, funeral application essay, cremation oven principle, refrigeration principle, OFFICE office system, sociological foundation, management foundation, civil affairs theory, accounting principle, public relations etiquette, funeral etiquette, Chinese traditional culture, Mandarin, calligraphy and so on.

There were more than 30 people in our class, and I didn't expect that there were girls, although there were only five or six, but I couldn't help but admire them. Is it all because of the score? Early childhood education is also better than this.

I don't know how to describe the appearance of the girls in our class, I can only express regret and condolences, but there is still a very beautiful one, but I can only appreciate it, because I already have Bao'er.

Surrounded by many dinosaurs, only this girl with a good posture naturally became the object of the hungry wolves in the class, and even the teacher ignored the teacher who asked for a phone and QQ.

Since there are not many people in our department, we can't afford to ask for an instructor. So our military training is that the instructor organizes a lap on the playground, and that's it.

Instructor Xu Hang is a very cheerful buddy, not much older than us, he stayed in school to teach after graduation, and we were the first students he led.

Peers always have common topics, so we quickly got together, and when the school leaders were not there, we were just playing, and the two teams were carrying the coffin and sitting in a person, and it was common for them to lose five packs of cigarettes.

The instructor told us something like a story, and our class whispered it behind closed doors.

It is said that our teaching building was originally the herbarium of the medical school, and the two floors below were originally used as cold storage, which was used to store autopsy corpses. I heard that a few years ago, another anatomy class dissected a female corpse, dissected the abdominal cavity, and used a Y-shaped shadow, that is, the collarbones on both sides were cut to the middle and handed over to the middle.

Cutting down again, the student who was operating at that time had just cut open the hypoperitoneal membrane, and the female corpse suddenly sat up with a glare.

Xu Hang suddenly paused when he said this, and then lowered his voice and said to us mysteriously: "That corpse was kept by formalin when it was applied, and both sides were covered with cyan corpse spots, how could it still move?" “

We were listening energetically, and Xu Hang was selling Guan Zi at this time, and everyone was a little dissatisfied and shouted: "Then what? Speak quickly, don't sell it. “

And then ······· Yes! When we were concentrating, Xu Hang suddenly screamed and startled us, and the girls jumped up in fright. Xu Hang saw that the trick was not good, and then smiled: "Then press down and continue to cut, look at your little cowardice, can you do it at the post in the future." “

Our class unanimously scolded Xu Hang for being a slut, but he was unmoved. After commotioning for a while, Xu Hang pressed down with his hands to signal us to silence, and then told us: "However, it is said that the girl who performed the autopsy at that time was frightened and dropped out of school, and later it was rumored that she committed suicide. It is said that since then the building has not been very peaceful, people always hear unknown noises, and the specimen shelves are also messy in the morning, and at first the school thought that someone was deliberately doing something. However, the director of the Political and Educational Department applied for a batch of monitoring with the leaders in a hurry, and it is said that the specimen shelves were still messy the next day after the monitoring was installed, and then the building was sealed. I don't know what they saw from the surveillance. “

Xu Hang said that he had a nose and eyes, and the students below were also talking to each other, Xu Hang continued: "Later, it was not enough for our school to open a funeral professional teaching building, so we bought this building on the spot. I'm also an old man in our academy, so I know something. Supposedly, I shouldn't say this as an instructor, but we have a good relationship, I remind you not to believe in evil, don't stay in the teaching building after the elective courses, there is nothing to review in our major. “

After Xu Hang finished speaking, he added: "What's the matter, if anyone passes it on to me, when I rate it, Lao Tzu will let you not finish your job!" Class! “

Xu Hang's words were almost taken as stories, but not only Xu Hang, but also the head of our department had given such an order at the orientation ceremony that they were not allowed to stay in the teaching building after class, but he didn't say why.

This matter sounded another thing to my ears, because on the day I came to register, Hu Yinxing appeared and prevented me from letting me in. In the evening, Chang Xiangjiu and Hu Botao also specially reminded me, saying that it was not clean, and there was a dirty thing staring at me at that time. He also told me that he couldn't ignore it if he met it, and he had to check it slowly.

Combined with the haunted rumors that Xu Hang just talked about, I have a little understanding of why this is the case. Originally, this was the medical school's storage of specimens, and the corpses used for medical dissection were roughly divided into two types, one was signed with a donation form, and the other was a criminal. The former is okay, the latter is a horizontal death, and it is not for nothing that the obsession with great resentment is deep and unwilling to be reincarnated, and the resentment does not disperse, and the general yin will not come to hook the soul, which is also part of the root cause of our spiritual existence.