The registration office for new students is in the main building of the School of Civil Affairs, which is temporarily replaced by the mailroom, and there is already a long queue when I arrive, and I say to myself that it seems that our major is not as bad as I thought, and there are many people who do not sign up.

Who knows, when I waited in line for half an hour, the female teacher who received me heard that I was a funeral professional, looked at me with her nose, and then told me that the third room on the second floor of the registration office for funeral majors turned left. After a burst of laughter, I began to squeeze out of the crowd.

The second floor can be described as unusually deserted, the third room has a utility room written on the door number, I can't be sure of knocking on the door, after getting an answer to please enter, I pushed the door in, and found that there were more than a dozen buddies standing crookedly inside, and the hairstyle was even more different. There are all kinds of board inches and calipers, and the most conspicuous one is the one in the middle. A big man of more than 1.8 meters, he looks five big and three thick, and the most conspicuous thing is that he has a big shaved head.

I thought he was the parent who sent the child over, but it took me a long time to understand that the girl was the same as me, and he was also a student.

Before I came, it was said that the tuition fee was only more than 4,000, but the teacher who received us took out a note and we were all dumbfounded, which said 6,000 and one. His voice was like coming out of a broken gong, and he asked noisily: "Didn't you say that the tuition fee was 4,600 when you enrolled students, how could this go to a broken school and bring a price increase?" ”

His question was unanimously responded to by more than a dozen people present, including me, of course, the middle-aged woman with pimples raised her eyebrows and shouted: "That's tuition, I charge tuition and miscellaneous fees, and I don't need money for books and teaching aids?" One broken school, don't fall in love with pulling down, see which school wants you? ”

It can be seen that our majors are the elite of society, and after listening to her words, everyone rolled up their arms and sleeves, and the big bald head was even more angry, and he was about to copy the stool. Fortunately, a buddy next to him stopped him, and the one who pulled him was also very good at dressing up, and he would be 1.7 meters tall, with shawl hair, and if he was wearing women's clothes, no one would treat him as a man if he looked at his back.

In fact, these people are just babbling, they can't beat the teacher on the first day they come, let alone a woman. The one who charged was also a hob meat, threw the pen on the table, hugged his shoulders and shook a body of fat meat and began to mock the group.

There was a lot of noise in the house, and at this time an uncle came in when the door opened, looking like a leader. The uncle first symbolically criticized the woman who received two sentences, and then praised us as the pillars of society, it doesn't matter what profession we have, let's eat the same after we go out, let's not look down on this profession, and after graduation, we found the right funeral home, except for the salary, the thief of the tip or something.

This was the end of a farce, and after we paid the tuition, my uncle personally ordered us to go to the student apartment. I thought the student apartment was on campus, but I didn't expect my uncle to take us out of the college and cross the street, and then I turned around two or three streets, if it weren't for the fact that there were many of us, I thought he was going to sell me.

When we came to the so-called student apartment, we were all dumbfounded, it turned out to be a one-story building, and the walls outside were covered with old mosaics from the past eight years. I looked at the window next to me and the red sticker on it read: Five yuan for scrubbing the shower, and I haven't picked it off yet. I pointed to the big words of the sticker and asked the middle-aged uncle stupidly: "Excuse me, do we still have this function in the bedroom?" ”

The middle-aged uncle smiled embarrassedly when he heard this, and explained to me: "Ah, our funeral major is a new major, so the resources of the dormitory building are limited for the time being. But don't worry, the dormitory of our department will be moving back to the campus soon, and this matter has been put on the agenda. ”

I said in my heart that good guys, we are all raised by stepmothers, not to mention the teaching building in the backyard, and the dormitories are all bath remodeled. Forget it, I'm not here to enjoy the blessings, it doesn't matter.

Uncle took the list and arranged a bedroom for everyone, and finally we were in a room 105 inside, I didn't expect that I was separated from the big bald head and shawl hair. The uncle told us that there are four people in the dormitory, and there is still someone in our house who has not come, so don't occupy other people's beds. We nodded, and he left.

When we entered the house, we found that the room was very narrow, with only two bunk beds. The big bald head threw the cover roll to his lower bunk. I didn't sleep honestly, and I was afraid that the more than ten centimeters high baffle on the top bunk would not stop me, so I naturally chose the remaining lower bunk.

After the shawl hair made the bed, he took out a soft long white and began to divide the cigarette, and at the same time introduced himself with a smile: "My name is Wu Yue, my hometown is Henan, we will be brothers in the future, take care of me." Actually, I didn't need to say it, I could tell it from the accent as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Haha, it's easy to say." The big bald head spoke in a very loud voice, he slapped Wu Yue on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "My name is Cui Jiuxiang, my family is from Inner Mongolia, we will be brothers in the future, who bullied you tell me." Our brothers, life and death are downplayed, and if you don't accept it, you dare! "This is typical of a simple-minded player with well-developed limbs, we are students, and we don't form gangs. But this brother looks quite bold and worth handing over.

I also greeted them with a smile and told them that my name was Gao Tianci and my home was from Heilongjiang. Then I was a little embarrassed to tell them that my score was too low, and I would not be able to find a school for a while, so I could only choose this major.

As soon as I finished saying this, Cui Jiuxiang laughed and was about to come over and pat me on the shoulder, I subconsciously dodged his big slap, and then stretched out my hand to say to him: "We have different etiquette, follow the customs, just shake hands, just shake hands." ”

"Haha, who has enough points to come here, but the guy who sent us is right. We also make a lot of money in this business, and I have heard in my hometown that there are many ways to bury people, make up, and carry coffins. No one does white things and searches, and the money can't be stopped. "Cui Jiuxiang shook hands with me while talking vernacular, and his strength was really fucking big.

Men's feelings are very simple, sometimes it is a meal of nonsense, when it comes to sex, Cui Jiuxiang took out two things from his backpack. The same is poker, the same is the second pot, he said in a loud voice: "Come on, brothers, do you want to play two first, or two mouthfuls first?" ”

Sometimes I really need to go out for a walk and chat with my peers, and all kinds of things have messed up my mind since I came out. It's rare to meet the two of them who can talk together, and I was also infected by Cui Jiuxiang's grinning temperament, and said with a smile: "What is the order of that thing, and it is neat while playing." In this way, let's fight the landlords, the peasants lose and drink one cup, and the landlord loses and drinks two, what's the matter? ”

"Gotcha!" Cui Jiuxiang excitedly slapped his big bald head, poured half a cup in front of us, and then began to shuffle the cards.

We played from morning to noon, and although I won more and lost less, I had limited alcohol consumption, and I was the kind of person who drank on my face, and they both laughed at me and said that I could stand in the middle of the road and be a red light.

While there was a commotion, the door of the dormitory opened, and a guy dressed very well-dressed came in. Obviously the same age as us, but he combed three or seven points with hairspray, casual suits, short-pants, shiny small leather shoes, and he looks very energetic, looking like a rich boy.

The brother looked at us who were playing cards, especially after I was stunned for a long time on my red, purple and swollen face, and then looked around the whole bedroom, and finally blurted out from the bottom of his heart: ", why is this bedroom like a bird·······

Cui Jiuxiang was a little unhappy when he heard what he said, and just wanted to say a few words to him, but Wu Yue spoke first: "Brother, don't care, isn't this good, we don't even have a caretaker in this dormitory." It is said that the dormitory in the main courtyard is strictly managed, and the electric kettle is not allowed. Look at us again, barbecue in summer and hot pot in winter, as long as you don't order the house, you can do whatever you want. “

"Ahh Brother Gongzi finally came back to his senses when he heard Chen Yingming say this, greeted us a little embarrassedly, and then prepared to introduce himself: "Hello everyone, my name is ······"

"Wait a minute, we are all brothers who are going to live together for three years in the future, we want to introduce it at the wine table for a while, we will wait for you, what's up? Is it a gentleman going out for a drink? Cui Jiuxiang directly interrupted this buddy's words and asked him with slanted eyes. I smiled bitterly in my heart, society is like this, the polite and the five big and three rough always look at each other unpleasantly.

This buddy didn't hesitate, and replied briskly: "Then let's go, I'm the last to arrive, don't rob me for a while, I'll pay for all the expenses tonight." “

"Yo, I didn't see that I was still a gentleman, walking." Cui Jiuxiang laughed after hearing this, didn't wear clothes, and walked out with his bare shoulders and slippers.

"Wait a minute, I'll pack my bags." Brother Gongzi was about to go to the house as he spoke, but Cui Jiuxiang stopped him by the shoulder, and then snatched the suitcase that looked expensive from him, and without looking back, he threw it on my top bunk with a bang. Then, Brother Gongzi was caught by Cui Jiuxiang like a chick, and he walked out of the bedroom. Wu Yue and I glanced at each other, and could only smile wryly while getting dressed and following behind.

Brother Gongzi chose a very noble restaurant, and the price of the dishes made us a little dizzy. He asked us to order casually, and we tried our best to search for double-digit dishes on the menu, and as soon as we ordered two, they snatched the menu and said dissatisfiedly: "Brother, don't you treat me as a brother?" How do you clean the whole cold dish? “

As he spoke, he directly called the waiter over, didn't read the menu, and directly ordered: "Come to a table of your 3888 standard seats, and then two boxes of heartbeats, now let's go to the dishes!" “