Chapter 692: Dark World

Fluttershy didn't understand a word of what Zhu Bajie said, what to learn from the West, what Xuanzang, what Golden Cicada, Rulai, what stupid monkey, Fluttershy was bored and bored to listen to. Why doesn't Chu Ming like to listen to it, Fluttershy can only accompany Chu Ming to listen to Zhu Bajie talking about Rory there, but he has already thought of other things, Zhu Bajie's cultivation has dropped to the Jindan period, and the amount of alcohol is not good, a few pots of wine are in the stomach, so he is willing to tell Chu Ming everything, Chu Ming listens to it and feels that the road to the west is far darker and more insidious than he imagined.

"Don't say anything else, just say the monkey, the monkey has never done one thing right in his life, he is a complete idiot, I have never seen a guy more stupid than a monkey, the monkey body is the demon saint Nuwa Niangniang's mending stone, he called Nuwa Niangniang a mother is no problem, when the time comes to have a relationship with Nuwa Niangniang, who would dare to provoke him? Sanqing has to give the monkey some face, but what? Hey, hey, the monkey went to worship the Bodhi ancestor of the three-star cave of the slanting moon as a teacher, which annoyed Nuwa Niangniang, Nuwa Niangniang had the right to be without the cheap son of the monkey, hey, hey, the monkey is transformed by the Tiantian Stone, and the cultivation talent is naturally extremely high, the Bodhi ancestor saw that Nuwa Niangniang didn't want to see the monkey, so he didn't have the mind to teach the monkey well, but he taught the monkey to soar through the clouds and the seventy-two changes, and there was no offensive and defensive means at all, otherwise how could the monkey be beaten by monsters from all walks of life along the way? Zhu Bajie said this, picked up the wine glass and poured another sip to himself, then picked up a fish, stuffed it into his mouth, and after chewing a few times, he spit out a complete fish bone skeleton, and Chu Ming was stunned for a while.

"The monkey is also stupid, the Bodhi ancestor is also a Taoist power, second only to the Sanqing figures, if the monkey with magical powers is fully learned, there is no one in the world who will be the opponent of the monkey, but the monkey is half-hearted, while following the Bodhi Patriarch to learn, while thinking about his own Huaguo Mountain, the heart is not quiet, the law does not work, and finally the monkey only learned to drive the clouds and seventy-two changes and returned to Huaguo Mountain, you say that this monkey is not stupid, if I have such a teacher, My old pig didn't learn all the skills in him, so my old pig won't leave, this monkey is so stupid that he has nothing to say" After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he picked up a piece of pork knuckle and chewed it, not caring that he was also a pig.

"That monkey has learned some skills, you say it's okay to be honest, how good it is to be your mountain king, you have to go to the dragon king of others to ask for some weapons, and finally pulled out people's Dinghai Shen needle, so that the sea suddenly changed, the tsunami raged, and the people were killed and injured countless times, not to mention the annoyance of the dragon clan, but also provoked the heavenly court to strangle, originally the Jade Emperor saw that the monkey and Nuwa Niangniang had a little relationship, and decided to give the monkey a position of Bi Ma Wen to sit on, this Bi Ma Wen is a good position, managing all the war horses in the heavenly court, and the oil and water in it are big! But the monkey died again, made a big fuss about the peach conference, ate countless peaches by himself, and took away the longevity that other immortals should get, many low-strength immortals because there was no peach to continue their lives, Shouyuan to the end, died on the spot, you said that the monkey ate it, and the peach tree was knocked down, which did not annoy the queen mother, completely offended all the fairies in heaven, and then the monkey took advantage of the wine to eat the elixir of Taishang Laojun, in fact, this elixir should be deliberately let the monkey eat by Taishang Laojun, as for why, I don't know, Taishang Laojun is a saint, how can the monkey want to take advantage of him? No, the monkey has offended the whole heavenly court by killing him."

"The monkey who knew that he was ignoring it didn't even say hello, he resigned directly and returned to Huaguo Mountain to be his mountain king, which slapped the Jade Emperor in the face again, and later called himself ' Monkey King', it's just funny, I don't know how many existents in the heavenly court are stronger than monkeys, just a dog that is a Gukou Erlang Zhenjun, can single out the monkey, the Jade Emperor was completely annoyed by the monkeys, ordered to be hunted, the Jade Emperor can not give Nuwa Niangniang face, but the general immortals can't do it, the immortals can't work, and finally annoyed Lao Jun, a bracelet was removed from his hand, smashed the monkey's head, and then burned the monkey, but as a result, Lao Jun gave the monkey a sharp eye, you think this is a good thing? Hey, hey, in fact, Lao Jun packaged and sold the monkey to Buddhism, the price is not low, and he sang a play with Buddhism, pressed the monkey for five hundred years, and dried the monkey's temperament well, in fact, the monkey is also a poor person, he has been deceived by people all his life, and he has been used by people until he dies" Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment as he spoke, and then smashed his mouth, as if he was pitiing the monkey.

"Don't say it, don't say it, the monkey is a tragedy, the Buddha is not a Buddha, the way is not the way, both sides are not treated, the westward journey has fought all the way to the monster, suffered all the way, carried the black pot all the way, and finally did not only get a position to be a thug for Buddhism, poor, in the end, do you know? The monkey was killed by the Buddha's own people, hahahaha, died in front of my eyes" Zhu Bajie said and then poured himself a sip of wine, the monkey is stupid, but the monkey has no scheming, he is a fool who can make deep friends, and he is also one of the few friends of Zhu Bajie.

"Oh, that's the case, who killed the monkey?" Chu Ming suddenly became interested, this is a great sage, he will be killed by Buddhism, it's incredible, "You probably don't believe it, the monkey was killed by the person he respects the most and trusts the most, the monkey trusts her more than Xuanzang, her name is Pudu Cihang, also called Nanhai Guanyin, as soon as the two religions of Buddhism and Taoism go to war, the monkey, who is likely to become a double agent, was the first to be cleaned up, Guanyin crushed the monkey with a jade bottle, and the monkey's desperate screams when he was dying, I can't forget it in my life, However, the monkey still has some ability, and before he died, he burst Guanyin's jade net bottle, causing Guanyin's role in the later battle to be greatly reduced" Zhu Bajie said a shocking and terrifying thing, Chu Ming chuckled in his heart after hearing it, and suddenly thought of the small piece of jade net bottle fragment he got, which might be the blood of the monkey.

"Oh my God, the monkey is really pitiful" Chu Ming couldn't help but shake his head after hearing this, feeling sad for a stupid innocent soul, "What about you, you are also a guy who is involved in both Buddhism and Taoism, the monkey was executed, you shouldn't be able to run away" Chu Ming asked Zhu Bajie, "Hey, hey, otherwise why do you think that my old pig, the dignified Marshal Tianpeng, would fall into the Jindan stage and be a little monster?" As Zhu Bajie spoke, he turned around and let Chu Ming see its back.

"Hey, you're not dead!" Chu Ming gasped after seeing Zhu Bajie's back, Zhu Bajie's entire spine was smashed into more than a dozen sections, none of which were connected, and there was a huge pit in the center of the cervical vertebrae, obviously Zhu Bajie's injury should have been caused by the heavy object.

"Manjushri's vajra, the old pig I thought I was dead, but I came back to life, when I was most seriously injured, don't say anything about strength, I was a wild boar, swallowing weeds and silt with difficulty, fifteen hundred years, I only returned to my current state, do you think I am willing to devour people's souls? I don't eat, I don't have the vitality to suppress the injury, I won't live for a few days" After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he turned to face Chu Ming, Zhu Bajie, who was originally full of pig commotion, looked like his eyes were full of stories at this time.

"Drink one, celebrate that you are at least alive" Chu Ming picked up the wine glass and said to Zhu Bajie, "Okay, then you can't use a small cup, come, change the sea bowl!" Zhu Bajie said to Chu Ming, and Chu Ming naturally followed Zhu Bajie's idea and used a sea bowl to do one with Zhu Bajie.

"Hey, hey, the monkey thinks he's stupid, but I think the worst thing should be the Bull Demon King" After Zhu Bajie drank too much, the chatter could no longer stop, fifteen hundred years, Zhu Bajie can finally talk to a person, he cherishes such an opportunity, there are a lot of things, Zhu Bajie wants to complain, it will feel a lot better in his heart when he says it, the immortal Buddha of the year is too dark, and the darkness makes people desperate.

"Oh? What's worse than a monkey? Chu Ming asked puzzledly, "Yes, of course there is, that is the monkey's sworn brother, the Bull Demon King, do you know why Princess Iron Fan is called Princess Iron Fan?" Because she has a banana fan, the banana fan is too much of Laojun's fanning the fire, and the red boy will also be Laojun's samadhi true fire, you say, guess what? The old pig said to Chu Ming with an expression on his face that all men understand.

"Ahh No, that's too bad! Chu Ming was a little unconvinced, "Hey, hey, that's it, Princess Iron Fan is Lao Jun's mistress, and she gave birth to a child for Lao Jun, listen to the nickname of the red child, the Holy Child King, a mouthful of Samadhi real fire almost burned the monkey to ashes, Lao Niu knows this, but there is no way, he is a demon clan, but he is definitely not Lao Jun's opponent, he can only live separately from Princess Iron Fan, marry a fox spirit as his little wife, hoping to have a child of his own, but who would have thought, the fox spirit was beaten to death by a monkey with a stick, At that time, the fox spirit already had the old cow's child in his belly, and the old cow almost split the monkey alive for this matter, now it's okay, the monkey has ruined his last bit of love in the demon clan, and finally when the demon started a war against the fairy Buddha, you don't know, the old cow unfolded his true body, the ancient white cow, the body of ten thousand feet, the power of one person crushed the army of the heavenly court, the end is the demon flame monstrous, one hoof trampled on the old king's green cow, and the old man has to fight with the old man, worthy of being the first great saint of the demon clan, The strength is much stronger than that of the monkey, and the Nine Holy Yuan Spirits of Manjushri Bodhisattva can fight with the old bull, but unfortunately, the old cow was still killed, and was pierced by his own cheap son, a shot pierced the heart, and was blinded by the Samadhi True Fire, only to be bitten to death by the nine heads of the Nine Holy Yuan Spirit, but it's a pity, it's really a great demon saint with a monstrous spirit! The old pig has a high evaluation of the Bull Demon King, Chu Ming also nodded after listening to it, his evaluation of the Bull Demon King is very pertinent, Lao Niu's life is not satisfactory, marrying a wife or someone else's mistress, and giving birth to someone else's child, the key is that he can't beat that wild man, he finally moved out to live, married a little wife, conceived his own species, and was happy, when he heard that his brother was coming, he was happy to share the joy with his brother, who knew that his brother beat his wife and children to death with a stick, no one can stand this matter.

"And the last person, I have to say, I have to say" Zhu Bajie finished talking about Lao Niu's tragic life, and then planned to talk about the last person, "Oh? Who is it? Chu Ming asked the old pig, "General Rolling Blind, later Sha Wujing, that is a smart person, I believe whoever died in the Immortal Buddha War, but I just don't believe that the Rolling Blind died" The old pig said to Chu Ming, and then pinched a handful of peanuts and began to chew them carefully.