Chapter 693: The Poet Old Pig

"General Rolling Blind, Sha Wujing, you call your senior brother a monkey, and you call your master Xuanzang, and you also call your senior brother Sha a curtain, how do I feel that the relationship between the four of you is not very good?" Chu Ming couldn't help but ask Zhu Bajie, "You are right, the relationship between the four of us is indeed not very good, monkey, too stupid, a rectum, any secret can be revealed, none of us dare to get too close to him, and he is too capable of causing trouble, in case the relationship with the monkey is good, I am afraid that when the monkey causes a big incident, you will also be unlucky, not only a few of us, but few of the demon clan dare to be too close to the monkey."

"As for Xuanzang, hum, he is a monk who is pretentious and high, but he is actually very dirty, he knows that he is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, pretentious and noble, looks down on monkeys, looks down on me, looks down on roller blinds, and even his own white horse was eaten by the little white dragon, he wants Guanyin to turn the little white face into a white horse for him to ride, along the way he can't resist, he can't pick his shoulders, he has to eat the best food, he has to drink the cleanest water, he can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, he is more lustful than my old pig, and the monks in the world are like this, the holy monk in front of people, and the beast after people!".

"If it weren't for the monkey driving Xuanzang forward, now Xuanzang is still in the nest of those female monsters to be his own husband, every time the monkey spoils Xuanzang's good deeds, Xuanzang will always take the hoop spell to torture the monkey, I can't stand it, if I change to me, what kind of bullshit golden cicada do I care, a nail rake down, Xuanzang's braincase has already been broken, the monkey has been pressed for five hundred years, and he is stupid and stupid, and he has long dared not resist, you said that Xuanzang himself is a person who learns from the scriptures, As a result, he is the one who is least keen on learning scriptures among several of us, if he really wants to seek the true scriptures for the world, then why not practice for a while and then go to the West Heaven, along the way he meets demons and kills demons, and meets demons and destroys demons, as if we are begging him to learn scriptures" Zhu Bajie said to Chu Ming Xuanzang's personality is very disdainful.

"Xuanzang turned out to be such a person?" Chu Ming muttered, still didn't believe Zhu Bajie's words 100%, Chu Ming felt that the moisture in Zhu Bajie's words was a bit big, "Hahahaha, don't believe it, from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Heaven to learn scriptures, although it is a bit far, but think about it, there is the footsteps of Longma, along the way, the monkey, the former Monkey King, opened the way, and Xuanzang is a golden cicada, who dares to stop him?" If Xuanzang is willing, let alone thirteen years, even if it is three years, three months, I will get the true scriptures back, but we have been gone for thirteen years, all of which have been delayed by Xuanzang's greed for beauty along the way, especially in the daughter country, damn, Xuanzang has lived there for more than half a year, and he will go to sleep in the room of the lord of the daughter country every night, what do you say he is doing? Zhu Bajie said a truth that Chu Ming didn't seem to have a way to refute at all.

"Well, maybe he, maybe he's going to turn his daughter into the lord of the country?" Chu Ming thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of something that had the slightest possibility, "Duhua? Hahaha, are you going to laugh at my old pig? For more than half a year, the stomach of others has been bigger, and by the way, there have been several high-powered civil and military officials, as well as more than a dozen beautiful palace maids, this kind of degree, how many of my old pigs will be given, hahahaha! Hearing the old pig say this, Chu Ming was stunned, Xuanzang's combat power was not ordinarily powerful.

"In the end, when we left the daughter country, Xuanzang did two things, one was to grit his teeth and read the confinement for a whole day, and the monkey fainted three or five times, and the other was to order all the women who had been tempered by him, including the lord of the daughter country, to drink the spring water of the abortion spring, hehehe, a monk, killed more than a dozen of his own unborn children, this is a good holy monk of Buddhism, this is a good disciple of Rulai!" Zhu Bajie's next words made Chu Ming completely unsure of what to say.

"Do you think that the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva has a heart, Cihang Pudu? Her heart is darker than anyone else in the world, tricking the monkey into wearing a tight spell, so that mortals like Xuanzang can bully monkeys, not only monkeys, me and the old pig are wearing hoops, where are we masters and apprentices, clearly masters and slaves, and the red child, Guanyin was originally going to strangle him with the five-hoop curse, but after being glared at by Lao Jun, he suddenly changed his mind to accept the red child as an apprentice, such a person who tends to be inflammatory, and has a vicious heart, but he deceived the stupid monkey, so that the stupid monkey thinks that Guanyin is such a kind person, and finally, Guanyin also killed the monkey, do you say sarcasm is not sarcasm? Zhu Bajie said, Chu Ming just listened quietly and did not speak.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about the curtain thing", "You say, I'll listen" Chu Ming saw that Zhu Bajie had almost eaten and drunk, so he took out a pot of tea and poured a cup for Zhu Bajie and himself, which was regarded as a cleansing of his stomach.

"The curtain is a smart person, he himself is the fine work of the heavenly court to install the enterprising scripture team, the heavenly court does not want to watch the Buddhist family dominate, the curtain was demoted to the name of breaking a glass cup, it is really a bad excuse that can not be rotten anymore, I can smash that thing to play, breaking a lamp is a fart, the curtain was originally thinking about helping the heavenly court to make great contributions, so he killed the scriptures of the ninth generation one after another, hoping to completely destroy the idea that the west heaven wants to promote Buddhism, but this matter was still suppressed by the heavenly court, The roller shutter had to become a disciple of the tenth generation of the scriptures, and then went to learn the scriptures, along the way was naturally not able to work, and it was very difficult to break up the road to learn the scriptures early, and the sense of existence along the way was low and terrible, in thirteen years, I remember that the roller shutter said three words, 'senior brother, the master was captured by the monster', 'the senior brother, the second senior brother was captured by the monster', 'the senior brother, the master and the second senior brother were captured by the monster'".

"Buddhism also knows the identity of the shutter, in the end, the scriptures were successful, and they gave the shutter the identity of an Arhat, the low poor identity, not as good as a messenger for me, but the shutter is not disgusted by the heavenly court, I think he wants to return to the heavenly court, he will definitely be taken in, and when the two religions of Buddhism and Taoism are fighting, the curtain disappears, completely disappears, and he did not participate in this war at all, I don't believe that he will fall, and the current curtain must be hidden somewhere to practice quietly, now he, It's definitely much stronger than fifteen hundred years, I should have learned about rolling shutters at the beginning, but the person I look down on the most is the one who lives the most nourishing now" Zhu Bajie muttered helplessly.

"Okay, I'm done, kill me" Suddenly, Zhu Bajie took a deep breath, and then said calmly to Chu Ming, Chu Ming and Zhu Bajie's eyes collided together, Chu Ming suddenly felt that Zhu Bajie had actually died a long time ago, 1,500 years ago, and now the living Zhu Bajie is just a pig demon in the Jindan period, a monster who has no dignity in order to live.

"Don't kill, you haven't told me about Xuanzang and Xiaobailong" Chu Ming also said lightly, it seemed that he just rejected Zhu Bajie's extremely bland request, "What is there to say, Xuanzang is a disciple of Buddhism after all, and he still has to fight for Buddhism, but unfortunately, his strength as a meritorious Buddha is really not good, and he was cut down not long after the war, as for who cut it, I don't know, originally Xuanzang had no use value after the completion of the scriptures, and he didn't care if he died or not, and he didn't care if he was alive or not. By the way, when Sun Monkey was killed by Guanyin, Xuanzang was by his side, he didn't say a word, I remember it very clearly" Zhu Bajie said, Xuanzang was cut down, Chu Ming was not surprised, this guy himself does not have much combat power, and it will not be surprising if he is cut.

"What about the little white dragon?" Chu Ming wanted to ask everything about the five-person group clearly, "Little White Dragon, it was originally a dragon, and the reward after completing the scripture learning turned out to be to go to the dragon pool and turn back into a dragon body, isn't this nonsense?" In the battle of the Immortal Buddha, the dragon clan is at the disposal of the heavenly court, and the dragon clan has died a lot in battle, how the little white dragon is, I really don't know very well" Zhu Bajie said the whereabouts of the last scripture learner to Chu Ming, but the whereabouts turned out to be unknown.

"Okay, everything that needs to be said is said, now let's do it, shouldn't it be easy for you to kill me now?" Zhu Bajie said to Chu Ming, "Why are you bent on dying? It's better to die than to live" Chu Ming asked Zhu Bajie, "Tianpeng has long been dead, it's just the pig demon who is alive, you let me recall that I am still Tianpeng, I don't dare to think that I would do such a thing, I eat people, eat people's souls, how many years I have eaten, I can't remember clearly, I just for, live for the sake of living, I don't know what the meaning of living like this, maybe dead or alive, there is no difference to me" Zhu Bajie's face saw through the red dust, which made Chu Ming very unbelievable, Is this the greedy Zhu Bajie? Are you sure not to be a melancholy poet?

"What good will it do me to kill you?" Chu Ming asked Zhu Bajie, "My mustard seed bag is all yours, and this nail rake is also for you, this is a good thing, it is a heavy weapon to mobilize the 100,000 water army of Tianhe, and it was refined by the gods of the heavenly court after nine days and nine nights, it is much more powerful than the monkey's Dinghai Divine Needle, although it is broken now, but it should still be an extremely powerful magic weapon in this world, you take it, it should be regarded as the reward for killing me" Zhu Bajie said to Chu Ming.

"I have killed countless people, eaten countless people, and now I am dying in your hands, as it should be, I don't refuse such a fate, come on" Zhu Bajie said to Chu Ming.

"Don't you really have any desire to live? Or is there anything else you want to do? In fact, death is just an idea for a while, and after that while, it will disappear" Chu Ming asked Zhu Bajie, Chu Ming is reluctant to die for Zhu Bajie, go to the land of divine war to dig treasures, is there anyone more suitable to be a guide than Zhu Bajie? Probably not.

"I want to go back to Gao Laozhuang to see if Cuilan is still there, I really want to" Zhu Bajie held back for a long time and finally held back such a sentence, Chu Ming smashed his mouth after hearing it, Gao Cuilan, it's been two thousand years, and the bones have become slag, right? But Zhu Bajie doesn't want to die, it's a good thing.