I don't know if the funeral parlors in other cities are the same, in short, our funeral parlors are basically like this, the exterior walls are basically pure white, and then the top floor is either a ridge-type or an ancient shingle-type building. The teaching building in front of me is also like this, which means a combination of Chinese and Western.

In addition, the general building chooses to sit in the north and face south, so that the lighting is better. The teaching building in front of you is just the opposite, it sits in the south and faces north, not to mention, because the two-story building is not high, and the dense trees behind the building block the light tightly, is such a building not afraid of dampness?

It was already afternoon when Bao'er and I came out after dinner, and we walked all the way to see that the sunset had already set. The lighting here is not very good, I vaguely noticed a crack in the glass door of the teaching building, and I don't know what to think, I suddenly wanted to go in and have a look because of my curiosity.

Bao'er was half a step behind me at this time, and I was just about to walk forward when I felt a beautiful woman with a delicate face appear in front of me. She reached out to stop me, and then immediately disappeared. I know her, it was after I begged the master to send to protect Bao'er, I have the impression that she seems to be called Hu Xiaoxing, although the Tao is not as good as Hu Botao, but it is always reasonable.

Although this scene came and went quickly, it was still discovered by Bao'er, she grabbed my arm and asked me nervously: "I just saw a very beautiful young lady, and her mind disappeared in a flash, is it a ghost or a fairy?" ”

I took Bao'er's hand and found that her palms were full of sweat, it seemed that she was really scared, I smiled and comforted her: "Don't be nervous, she is my immortal family, called Hu Xiaoxing, the one who has always protected you." In the future, when eating, no one will forget to add double bowls and chopsticks, although the immortals themselves have no need to eat, but this is a kind of respect, and it is also the fate of the two of you. ”

Bao'er nodded obediently, and then said to me with palpitations: "I know, she is really beautiful, but don't show it easily, don't scare others." ”

I reassured her that the immortal family was not allowed to be easily visible, let alone outsiders, and it was the same for their own horses. I can't talk to the fairy family face-to-face like this, I definitely belong to the outliers of the other.

"Dima, my name is Hu Yinxing, and your talisman Hu Botao is my aunt." Hu Yinxing tried hard to remind me in my heart, because she is not my horse reporting and her behavior is low, so it is very difficult to transmit the sound. After listening to this, my face immediately turned red, the female fairies of the Hu family are all ranked under the grandmother Hu Tianhua, they are benevolent, virtuous, good, and rational for a long time, and there is no "small" generation at all. Generally, female fairies called Hu Xiaoxiao are too low.

I originally wanted to please others, after all, Bao'er still relies on her to protect her, but I didn't expect that even the name was misremembered. In addition, I am too superficial, Hu Botao's temperament of a brutal woman, I really can't imagine that she has such a niece in the show. Sure enough, the immortals don't seem to be very old, but they are actually hundreds of thousands of years old.

I coughed lightly, and then said to Bao'er embarrassedly: "Eh, inside, the fairy family told me, her name is Hu Yinxing, you remember it." ”

"Huh?" Bao'er was stunned for a moment, and then looked at me puzzled: "I didn't hear her speak." ”

I found that I had a headache as soon as I explained these mysterious things to ordinary people, and immediately said perfunctorily: "She told me in her heart." ”

"It's amazing." Bao'er looked at me with a look of adoration after hearing this, and I immediately smiled bitterly.

Since Hu Yinxing stopped me, I didn't continue to go inside, but chose to go to the night market with Bao'er. I was thinking all the way, although I ran out secretly, I had also discussed it with Tang Ying and Liu Lang before. Hu Botao and Chang Xiangjiu are my revenge horses, they should be on me. If there is really something wrong with the teaching building, they will remind me in their hearts, and let Hu Yinxing show up?

I subconsciously touched the small coffin under the clothes on my chest, and I didn't feel cold, I knew that Xiao Hei didn't follow me in the camp. I calmed down and summoned Chang Xiangjiu and Hu Botao in my heart, but they didn't respond a word, I was a little confused, this is Shenyang, and it also belongs to the Northeast. It is said that as long as they are not out of the customs, the actions of the immortals do not need to be reported, what is going on?

I pondered all the way, but Bao'er's mood was unusually good, and I had to ask the price for everything, but I didn't buy it. Finally walked to a stall selling underwear, and Bao'er said to me with a smile: "Come in, little brother, give me a staff officer." ”

The stall owner is an aunt in her forties who wears heavy makeup, and when she heard Bao'er say this, she also took the opportunity to say: "Yes, isn't underwear just for your boyfriend, how do you know what you like if you don't come in?" ”

In fact, Bao'er just wanted to tease me and embarrass me, but I didn't expect the stall owner to make her blush. I sneered and was about to go inside with my hands behind my back, but Bao'er pushed me out while yelling at me for being perverted.

I was smoking at the door of the stall when I found out that Boa had bought a silk dressing gown that looked good. I had already thought about it at this time, and all the questions in my mind just now were thrown out of the clouds, and I thought to myself, is this Bao'er giving me a hint?

The two of us almost went to the night market to close the stall, and Bao'er told me that I was a little sleepy, and asked me if I would have some supper or go directly to the hotel. I was even more upset when I heard this, although we had lived together more than once, and she had rejected me more than once, but this time it was different. She bought sexy little pajamas, and we are reunited after a long absence, maybe what will happen next?

After arriving at the hotel, Bao'er asked for a big bed room, and then said that I smelled on my body and asked me to take a shower, and she wanted to change my pajamas so that I was not allowed to peek.

I rushed into the bathroom and started humming and showering, I swear this is the most shower gel I have used since I took a shower, and the most hateful thing is that there is no perfume in the hotel·····

After I washed for half an hour and came out excitedly, I regretted to find that the story had been told, and the fragrance that Bao'er slept on the quilt on, I had the heart to take advantage of the danger but didn't dare to ····· What's even more embarrassing is that she doesn't sleep honestly, basically there is no place for me to go, I feel cold for a while naked, and I can only put on my autumn clothes in desperation, and then find a place at her feet and sleep aggrievedly.

As soon as I lay down, Chang Xiangjiu and Hu Botao appeared, although I knew that they were immortals, and their bodies were a big snake and a fox, and it was definitely not as pleasing to the eyes as looking at animals. But jealousy is the nature of men, so I immediately covered Bao'er's thighs tightly with a quilt, and then motioned to Chang Xiangjiu and them to come out and speak.

After arriving in the corridor, I lit a cigarette and put it on the windowsill, and saw Chang Xiangjiu sniffing it with his nose intoxicated, and I lit one myself and took two puffs, Hu Botao looked at us with disdain. She told me more than once that smoking is not a good thing, and I also know that their Hu family cultivates orthodox immortal law, and they don't have much interest in things like tobacco and alcohol, but don't even think about it if you want me to quit smoking.

I smiled at Hu Botao, and then asked them: "It turns out that you are following me, so why did I ignore me when I talked to you before?" Good guys, I thought I was here alone. ”

Chang Xiangjiu was like a big smoker, stretching his neck and lying on the windowsill and smoking, and the smoke was finished after a few puffs. He looked at me pitifully, and I lit another one and put it on the windowsill.

"There's a lot of dirt in your school building, and we noticed it as soon as you got to the back building, and there's a little bit of a good thing staring at you. The ground horses you have opened with seven tricks are simply the best vessel in the eyes of the evil spirits, and they are easy to possess and bind. He didn't find out about the two of us in your mind, but he just held back him and dared to clean him up, but he didn't expect Yinxing's girl to appear directly. Hu Botao glared at Chang Xiangjiu and said to me.

"What? Do I have yin and yang eyes? I think the building is weird, but why didn't I notice anything? I asked Hu Botao.

At this time, Chang Xiangjiu finally finished smoking the second cigarette, and the addict finally spoke: "Your yin and yang eyes are like that, and the yin qi in that building is too heavy, so you can't see anything at all." Brother Jiu has to remind you that it is enough to maintain the yin and yang eyes with your Taoism and keep them open, but then your Taoism will not be able to advance an inch, and it is finally possible to use the full eyes of meditation and cultivation. So don't open it at a critical moment in the future, should you have fun? ”

I was taken aback and subconsciously asked, "So, can I still go to school?" You can't go to school, and you're going to recruit some dirty stuff, right? ”

"That's not it, it's okay when there are a lot of people during the day, no matter how powerful the ghost is, he doesn't want to be angry, he can't get out of the crowd when there are many people, and besides, I find those dirty things a little weird, not free, as if someone is raising ghosts here, and they are all bound." When Chang Xiangjiu said this to me, he seemed to be a little confused.

Hu Botao seemed to dislike Chang Xiangjiu's speech too ink, interrupted him and said to me: "Anyway, just remember not to stay there after school, since we met, we can't ignore it, anyway, the days will be long in the future, and sooner or later we will be able to figure out what's going on." Finally, I would like to remind you, go to bed early, don't always think about those disgusting things, killing, stealing, adultery, and evil are the most detrimental to cultivation, and the retribution is also the heaviest. ”

After Hu Botao said this, he pulled Chang Xiangjiu and flashed into my heart. She said this depression to me at the end of this sentence, she is saying that I am with Bao'er, I said in my heart what do you think of me, Bao'er does not agree with me, can I mess around.

When I woke up, the sun was shining, and Bao'er told me that she was going back to school after reporting with me, and that there was an activity in the school club today, so their bubble tea shop was going to open. I told her to go back early, and that I would go by myself.

Bao Er didn't insist anymore when I heard me say this, I put her on the bus, and then walked alone in the direction of the registration office. Actually, my mother's worries are a bit redundant, I have been taking care of myself for so many years, but I am worried that my roommate has dirty shoes and smelly socks flying all over the house······