Qiao Qiao was bored and lay in a room of only three square meters, bored with Erlang's legs, his eyes wide open and not sleepy at all.

The room was as small as a pigeon cage, and the air felt a lot more oppressive. Monotonous white is an unchanging color. The roof, the walls, the sheets, and even the clothes on my body were all a monotonous white, and it was difficult to find even a hint of variegation.

The footsteps of the patrol outside became farther and farther away, and a sneer appeared on the corner of Qiaoqiao's mouth.

Which of the people who are locked up here has not been forcibly injected with muscle relaxation drugs? If it weren't for that damn potion, would these guards still want to hold any of them here?

Not to mention anything else, the man who lives next door to Qiaoqiao is said to be an ultra-dangerous existence, who once destroyed an entire military camp with the ability of just one person!

It's a barracks! 30,000 people, all of whom died in the blazing fire!

Later, in view of the pressure of the country to which the exterminated army belonged, the country could only use great efforts to capture this person, inject medicine, and imprison him here.

Qiao Qiao didn't understand, anyone who was locked up here had blood on their hands, and he was just stealing a hat, and he was actually locked up here! I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out!

All the lights outside —————— turned off, and the originally bright world suddenly became much quieter.

Jojo stretched out in boredom and was ready to roll over and sleep, even if he couldn't sleep damn it! But here, what else can you do but sleep? The body that has been injected with the medicine has completely lost its previous strength and flexibility, and even sleeps and feels a lot stiffer.

There was already the sound of even breathing coming from next door. A sneer tugged at the corner of Qiao Qiao's mouth: "I can really sleep!" ”

The next door didn't seem to hear Qiaoqiao's voice at all, and he was still snoring like thunder. Immediately afterwards, the roommates in the other rooms actually snored together!

Wrong! How did they all fall asleep so quickly?

Qiao Qiao instinctively wanted to jump out of bed to check the situation, but suddenly found that his body couldn't move!

Horror! Jojo's cold sweat came down all at once! Could it be that the above is going to cut on itself? No, I don't have the ability to resist for a long time, and it's not a matter of a word to kill or scrape? Why bother?

"Hey, hey, hey———————— hello!" A young man's voice suddenly rushed into Jojo's ears so hard: "No, I should say, hello! In any case, Chinese is now the mainstream! ”

Qiao Qiao was stunned and looked at a handsome and unusually handsome man, sitting on the edge of his bed so generously, only a line away from himself, and looked at himself with a smile. It's weird, it's weird, it's obvious that you can't see your five fingers, but you can see any expression on a man's face clearly!

Who is this man? If you want to enter? The caretaker here? No, no, the guards here can't walk into this room at will. So who is this man? It can't be a god, right?

What I didn't expect was that this man seemed to be able to read minds, and immediately read Qiaoqiao's heart, and immediately replied with a smile: "The guess is correct!" Formally introduce yourself, I am a member of the divine realm, and my name is Yue Lao. ”

Poof—————— Jojo almost squirted out the dinner she had just eaten!

Joking? No way? Such a handsome man, is he actually an old man?

The handsome man, ah no, it's Yue Lao, looking at Qiao Qiao's expression, he couldn't help but sigh: "Look, I know that as soon as I reveal my identity, you will react like this." ”

"Hey, I said fairy, what are you doing on this dark death row? You can't tell me about matchmaking, are you? I'm a death row prisoner, who else can I go to? Qiao Qiao simply continued to lie down like that, constantly rolling his eyes, this month is old and stupid, right? Actually thought of talking about matchmaking on death row? It's a shame that he came up with it!

Yue Lao smiled and said: "No way, no way, I lost a bet with someone, so I have to fulfill the gambling contract, right?" Isn't it popular to cross lately! Do you want to have a good time-travel? ”

Qiao Qiao suddenly found that his body could move, turned over, and gave Yue Lao a back: "I'm not interested!" ”

Yue Lao was stunned, not expecting Qiaoqiao to react like this at all.

"Hey. Little girl, do you know that you are on death row? The people here have never walked out alive! Do you really want to die? Yue Lao looked at Qiao Qiao and was reluctant to take care of himself, so he had to continue: "Moreover, even if you people die, your soul will not be able to transcend, you will not be able to fall into reincarnation, and you are destined to be a lonely soul and a wild ghost." So, why don't you follow my advice and go back in time? ”

"Not interested." It's still these three words, Yue Lao gritted his teeth hatefully, and it took a long time to persuade Qiao Qiao hatefully: "That's good, I promise you three conditions, you can cooperate with me, how about crossing over?" ”

"Oh?" Qiao Qiao finally turned over, sat up from the one-meter-wide bed, and came face to face with Yue Lao.

"First, I want 10 million. Second, I want to learn the same life-saving skills. Third, I want a lot of beautiful men! Qiao Qiao stared at Yue Lao with bright eyes, and finally added: "The appearance can only be stronger than you, and it must not be worse than you!" ”

Poof———————— it's Yuelao's turn to vomit blood!

"You've crossed over, why do you need 10 million?" Yue Lao asked puzzled.

Jojo replied proudly: "That's my additional request!" I need a storage bag device similar to the Space Ring Space Earrings, and I need to purchase enough supplies from here to cross over! ”

Yue Lao kindly reminded her: "Hey, hey! You are soul piercing, not body crossing! Your body is ready, you just need to inject your soul into the past! ”

Qiao Qiao rolled her eyes: "Promise or not?" If you don't promise, I won't go! Who hasn't died since ancient times—————— cough cough, what's the next sentence? ”

Poof—————— what an uneducated child!

"Isn't it?" Yue Lao looked at Qiao Qiao dumbfounded, he had seen so many immortals guiding human souls to cross, but it was the first time he had met such a cheeky and scoundrel lord!

"Hey, by the way, are you going to let me go to the past or the future?" Qiao Qiao suddenly came to such a sentence without a head, and Yue Lao's eyes lit up, there was a play!

Who knew that the old man hadn't come before he was happy, and Qiao Qiao added another sentence: "The troubled times don't go!" If you don't go to the primitive society, you can't go to the beautiful man! If you don't have a beautiful man, you won't go! ”

Yue Lao's eyebrows twitched more and more, and Qiao Qiao once again added the last few words that made Yue Lao completely crazy: "Are you a fairy or not!" I can't even do such a small request, what kind of fairy are I doing! This female thief moves her fingers, and that is a hundreds of millions of transactions! If nothing else, the crown stolen by this theft alone is worth 300 million pounds. I'm just going to ask you for 10 million————————"

Yue Lao gritted his teeth and grabbed Qiao Qiao's bedside, glaring at Qiao Qiao hatefully: "Okay! You've got a kind! I agreed to all three conditions! But I have strings attached! I'll give you a day, 10 million yuan for you, remember, you can only buy and not steal! Otherwise, all three of your conditions will be null and void! ”

Jojo's eyes lit up! That's what you want!

In fact, when Yue Lao proposed to let him cross, he was already tempted! The reason why I pretend not to be interested is to bargain! Hahahahaha, so immortals are not omnipotent!

Jojo left the death row of the prison Sen Sen unconsciously, and instantly appeared in the outside world. Took a deep breath of free air, wow! It's really very comfortable!

It's a pity that the effect of the potion on the body is still there, and I can't use my body flexibly. But it doesn't matter, anyway, you still have a useful one, right?

Taking advantage of the fact that the mall was not yet closed, Qiaoqiao dragged his stiff body, rushed into the mall and bought all the electronic goods, and then went to the supermarket to sweep away all the snacks.

After Qiaoqiao settled the account, he finally worried: how to take out so many things!

The mall also looked at Qiaoqiao with a blank eye: It's not impossible to deliver to the door, the problem is that the person in front of him doesn't know where to send it!

Qiao Qiao could only explain with a dry smile, saying that someone would pick it up later. So I watched the mall close and closed, standing in the cold wind, guarding a lot of goods I purchased, stupid.

Finally, the hustle and bustle of the city slowly fell silent. Jojo finally couldn't help it.

"Hey! Immortal! Show up! Where's my space ring? Qiaoqiao couldn't help it, and finally began to call for the old moon.

The lazy voice of the old moon came from the sky: "If I show up now, the appointed time will be terminated!" ”

Fack! Such a treacherous moon old man!

Jojo's nose was crooked. Rushed into a 24-hour pharmacy next to him, regardless of 3721, all the medicines and health products were packed and taken away!

The clerk in charge of the store is completely stupid. watched Qiaoqiao roll out of the pharmacy with large bags and rolled into the middle of a larger pile of commercial goods on the side of the road.

Qiao Qiao said triumphantly: "Okay, 10 million, the consumption is over!" Wow! The feeling of shopping spree is just cool! Hahahahaha————————ha

The old moon is in the sky, her face is pale, she is extremely crazy, and she has been doing it for a long time, this little girl is purely entertaining herself!

Is this worth it? Yue Lao seemed to remember something, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Little girl, go to that world and have fun! I promise you'll appreciate me!