Chapter 08: Don't Die! Be comfortable!

I slowly opened my sleepy eyes, and I was greeted by the Tibetan red roof and a ray of sunlight streaming in through the glass windows. I was lying on the couch alone, rolling over and not wanting to get up.

"Huanhuan! What's going on now? Huanhuan? ”

I suddenly found that the room was empty, it was just me, where had everyone else gone? Huanhuan must have known about today's training, so he called them all out to wait for me. I swaggered to the hall door in my pants, and I slowly pulled open the thick glass door and walked out onto the lawn on the rooftop. Still no one, I think it's weird, are all playing peek-a-boo with me? I looked around the rooftop.

"Huanhuan! Wu Meng! Where are you? ”

I was met with a deathly silence, and suddenly an irrepressible fear came over me, and I cried out hysterically: "Where are you! Where are you? Is there anyone? Yes~~~~~! ”

Silence, silence, only deathly silence echoed me. Fear took over every bone in my body, and I knelt on the grass with my head in my hands, plunged my head into the grass and wept bitterly. I was like an outcast at the moment, helpless, lonely, fearful, and more sad, I was abandoned by them. Even Huanhuan and Wu Meng abandoned me. I gasped for breath and said to myself, "They have all abandoned me...... They all hate me...... Because my mouth is too poor and too bad...... Because I'm so selfish...... They're all gone...... Woo~Woo~"

"Yaoyang! Yaoyang! ”

"Yaoyang! Where are you! ”

Suddenly, I heard two women's voices calling me, one was Huanhuan, and the other was actually an old lady. Like a man in water, I grabbed a life-saving straw, and I got up and looked around for the source of the sound.

"Yaoyang!"

This time I heard it clearly, but what I never expected was that the sound was actually coming from the street outside the rooftop. I immediately ran to the fence and saw two women standing in the middle of Renmin North Road, Huanhuan and my sister. At this time, there was a black and oppressive zombie at the end of the street, they were like hungry beasts, one by one with their bloody mouths about to tear their cheeks, and they were rushing towards Huanhuan and the old lady with blood-red eyes.

"Run! Come on!! ”

I grabbed the fence so hard that I threw half of my body out, shouting in a heart-rending voice, "Run! Come on! ”

The two of them, as if they were completely unaware of the danger, kept calling my name.

"Chen Yaoyang! Die! ”

Suddenly, someone pushed me hard from behind, and my whole body fell forward, and the whole person fell down the stairs. In the air, for a split second, I looked back and saw the man who had pushed me downstairs. Dong Yuanjia? Isn't she dead? Her eyes were as red as blood, half of her forehead was rotten and shredded to reveal her white bones, and she smiled at me, full of resentment and weirdness. I see, yesterday I was also one of the murderers who forced her to jump off the building, and now she has turned into a ghost and asked me for her life. The ground is getting closer and closer to my sight......

"Yaoyang! Wake up! ”

I woke up from a nightmare, and it was Huanhuan who woke me up. At this time, I was sweating profusely, gasping for breath, and my mind was full of zombies and ghosts.

"Yaoyang, what's wrong with you? Having a nightmare? ”

The sweet doll voice carried a hint of anxiety, and I looked at her beautiful face. The peace of mind and security in my heart were beyond words, and I immediately hugged her tightly: "Huanhuan...... Don't leave me...... All right? ”

"I won't leave you......" she gently patted me on the back as a sign of comfort.

I said, "I had a dream, I dreamed of you, and there is actually my sister, you were zombies............ and Dong Yuanjia's ghost is back to seek revenge...... I'm so scared. ”

She cupped my face with her gentle hands and whispered to me: "Sister Yan, she really loves you, do you know what you said the day before yesterday, how sad she was?" She never gives you comfort, she wants you to be strong, and you ............ Alas~ Don't talk about it. and Yuanjia's death, you don't have any responsibility, you don't have too much baggage, understand? ”

"Thank you, Huanhuan~" I suddenly held her little head with my hand and kissed her little mouth. She immediately shook her head, avoiding my surprise attack: "Here you go again!" ”

"Let me kiss one!"

She frowned: "Last night, I told you very clearly! Don't you take my words seriously at all! ”

I raised my hands and said solemnly, "I raise my hands and swear!" In the future, without Huanhuan's acquiescence, I feel that I will not kiss her indiscriminately! Unless it's what she wants! ”

She hammered me with her little fist: "Die! I wouldn't think about it! ”

I smiled and said, "Hehe, but you were very intoxicated last night!" ”

"Get out!"

……

The noon sun was red like a huge fireball, and the volleyball court on the rooftop and the grass and trees were scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

Twenty women, dressed in white low-cut outfits and pink bell-bottoms, stood in two rows of crooked cottage military postures, and there were seven men wearing only one pair of pants in the procession.

"Stand upright!!! Say a few words! ”

Zhang Yihui stood in front of the team in a standard straddle posture with his hands behind his back in his pants, and he said with some excitement: "I'm Zhang Yihui!" didn't have any skills, so he was a soldier for five years. So thank you very much for your active cooperation and trust! I don't want to see anyone desert and talk to each other in training! We must resolutely put an end to everything that has nothing to do with training! Do you understand? ”

There was silence in the procession, and I said to myself, "These people have never eaten pork, haven't they seen pigs run?" I didn't answer, for fear that I wouldn't be able to save face, so I shouted, "Understood!" ”

Lao Zhang said: "I only heard the voice of one person! I'm asking you all if you understand! ”

"Got it!"

This time, everyone learned to cooperate actively.

"Excellent! I hope you'll be able to sit down! Comrade Wu Meng is out of the ranks! ”

"Here! It's coming, it's coming! Wu Meng smiled obscenely, jumped up and down next to Lao Zhang, bent over and hunched over to look at him expectantly, and asked...

"Captain, what's the matter?" Wu Meng's face at this time is very similar, the dog traitor in the anti-Japanese drama. The crowd laughed! Lao Zhang shook his head helplessly, as if he regretted calling him out of the ranks.

Lao Zhang took a metal steel pipe and took a lunge to pose with a bayonet, and slowly and weakly stabbed Wu Meng's eyebrows.

"The deadly part of a zombie is their head, but only if you pierce their skull!"

"And what if the guys in our hands aren't sharp enough to pierce their skulls?" I'm very cooperative in helping you with your questions below.

"That's a good question! A steel pipe like the one I have in my hand now won't work, so aim for their eyes! Pierce it and twist it again! Don't be merciful! If you don't kill it, it will eat your heart and dig out your liver! ”

I said in my heart, Lao Zhang usually doesn't talk much, but when it comes to tactical movements, he has a set of moves.

"The second method! Wu swooped over! ”

"It's coming!" Wu Meng ran two meters and made a eating action to pounce over, Lao Zhang took a step back, and Wu Meng lay at his feet. Lao Zhang immediately stabbed downward and slowly stabbed Wu Meng in the back of the head.

"It's a reactive way of attacking! Comrade Yaoyang, the information provided to me is that zombies can pounce two meters away, plus the position they pounce on is exactly 3 meters. This means that we have to retreat within 4 meters before we can stab them in the back of the head. If the weapon in your hand is not sharp enough or someone is not strong enough, then continue to retreat and switch to the first attack! ”

Something suddenly occurred to me: "Report! ”

"Speak!"

"I apply to be listed! Say a few words! ”

"Wu Meng returns to the team! Comrade Chen Yaoyang! Dequeue! ”

"Yes!"

I stood next to Lao Zhang and said to everyone solemnly: "Lao Zhang spoke very well and vividly just now. But I want to tell you that zombies are not human beings, and we can't be soft, let alone afraid of them. From my observation from the day before yesterday to today, many people have been bitten to death by zombies because of fear. The first type of person either screams or stays in place with frightened legs, waiting for the zombies to pounce on them. The second kind of people are either scared to run away or hide, you will get tired when you run, they won't, hide, just like we are now, we will one day die of thirst and starvation. ”

"Maybe, help will come tomorrow." A woman's voice in the group spoke, and the others reunited: "Yes, yes. I can't tell! Why don't you wait, what if help comes tomorrow? ”

"Then you just sit back and wait for the mountain to empty!" I was furious, and sure enough, people are like this, just trying to be comfortable for a while.

"It's been thousands of years, why haven't we changed at all? Don't say what is far away, but say what is near. In order to be comfortable, the Qing Dynasty gave more than 900 million taels of gold and silver treasures to foreign devils in vain, begging others, take the money and go, but we are a hundred years behind others! In the War of Resistance Against Japan, the Kuomintang government at that time missed the opportunity to defeat the enemy again and again for a moment of comfort. In modern society, we are still thinking about comfort, something big happens, anyway, there are big people to deal with, anyway, there is a strong army, anyway, I don't care about my business! Anyway, we're safe now, just wait! Waiting to die? If you don't want to die, you want to be comfortable! ”

"Yaoyang! Stop it! Lao Zhang interrupted me with some excitement when he saw me, and I watched the rooftop lead to the locked iron door below. took the steel pipe in Lao Zhang's hand: "Lao Zhang! Wu Meng! Open the door! ”

"Holy shit! You are crazy! There's zombies in there! Wu Meng ran out of the team, grabbed the steel pipe in my hand and said, "Forget it, Yaoyang, it's too dangerous!" You can't let everyone die just to validate your idea! ”

"I remember that when we came up, there were only two zombies chasing us, and one unlucky guy dying inside. In other words, there are three zombies inside the door now. Open the door and let one out, close the door immediately, kill this one and put one out! I looked at Wu Meng resolutely, he hesitated for a moment and nodded: "I believe in you!" Brothers! ”

"Hmmm! Yaoyang is right, we can't sit back any longer. Lao Zhang also nodded and agreed with me.

I put the steel pipe on my shoulder and said to the others, "If you want to hide, go into the tearoom now!" Kill the zombies behind the iron door in a while, and I'll ask you to come out again, little master! ”

……

Sure enough, everyone hid in the tea room, and one by one they put their faces against the glass door or glass window and looked at us.

Wu Meng stood next to the iron door and grabbed the lock with his hands, and Lao Zhang and I stood four meters away from the iron door in lunges, each holding a steel pipe. Because we want to kill zombies, we broke the steel pipe in advance, and now the steel pipe in our hands is very sharp in front.

Click!

Wu Meng turned around and opened the iron door, and sure enough, there were three zombies inside. I thought they would pounce as soon as the door opened, but they stood stupidly. After five seconds, a zombie finally reacted, opening its bloody mouth full of rotting flesh and letting out a hoarse, unpleasant cry, and rushed out first.

Bang!

Wu Meng slammed the iron door shut.

The zombie didn't choose to pounce, but ran directly towards me and Lao Zhang.

"Yaoyang! It's yours! ”

"Good!"

Poof! The steel pipe in my hand was sent straight into its eye socket and out of the back of its head. I didn't use much force at all, so to speak, it sprang over on its own and crashed into the pipe. Seeing me stab it in the eye socket with a steel pipe, it won't even dodge. I kicked on it, pulled out the blood-stained steel pipe, and shook it. I glanced at Lao Zhang, who was obviously looking at me but deliberately looked to the other side. I said in my heart, Lao Zhang is a little unconvinced...

Click!

As the iron door was opened again, another zombie rushed out without fear of death.

"This one is mine!"

Lao Zhang's fierce stabbing out, coupled with the inertia of the zombies rushing over. Poof! Lao Zhang's steel pipe actually stabbed the zombie in half, and unlike me, his steel pipe actually sent two-thirds of it.

"Holy shit! Hurry up, hurry up! Clip one! Wu Meng failed to close the door in time this time, when he opened the door for the second time, the two zombies came out together, but the one behind him was unfortunately caught by them, only stretched out his head and arms, kept yelling, and grabbed the door.

"Lao Zhang, I'll give it to you when you're old!"

"Huh! Why don't you come along? ”

"It's fun!"

The two of us posed in the posture of fighting bayonets, and Wu Meng was so anxious that he scolded: "Pose Nima!" I can't stand it anymore! ”

Lao Zhang and I chose to take the initiative to attack this time, poof! Poof! Two steel pipes were sent into the two eye sockets of the zombies, and a cross pierced them, and the blood splashed red half of the gate.

Wu Meng pushed the zombie at the door in, and this time he slowly closed the door unhurriedly. Looking at the two corpses on the ground, we have a new understanding of them, these zombies are not only ugly, but also have no brains, only the instinctive consciousness of attacking their prey.

I put the steel pipe on my back, put my hands on my sides leisurely, and swaggered towards the tea room. Seeing that we had returned victorious, the people in the hall had already opened the door for us. I didn't intend to go in, so I shouted into the hall, "Beauties! Handsome guys! What are you waiting for? Do you really want me to ask for them one by one? ”