Five minutes later, Wu Meng, and Zhang Yihui returned to the tearoom with a bloody head.

Bang!

I threw the zombie's head in the middle of the hall, causing all the women in the room to scream and hug each other. I stood at the door and assumed a posture that I thought was very chic, staring at Ma Tengfei and Tang Zhong and the two men I didn't know who were shrunk in the corner, and stretched out my middle finger.

"You know what that means, don't you? Chop Pieces! Soft eggs! Just the four of you who look like you! Phew! ”

I had planned to beat the four of them into pigs' heads first thing when I came back here, but I'm not angry at all now, because the sense of accomplishment of killing a zombie that can scare more than 100 people crying and calling for their mothers is indescribable, and the joy in my heart is enough to replace anger.

"Why don't you kill it with money, surnamed Ma? Isn't your family very capable? Why are you so scared that you lost your wife? ”

Ma Tengfei cried with a low headache, I spat at him, and pointed to Tang Zhong beside him: "Come on, come on!" I've got bones, come on! ”

"Chen Yaoyang, you are enough!"

Li Huanhuan stood up suddenly, clenched his little fists and walked up to me angrily and glared at me: "Chen Yaoyang, although you killed a zombie and saved everyone, it doesn't mean that you can trample on their dignity." What's so great about you? ”

I glanced at her: "Hmph, Li Huanhuan." How do I do it, do you care? Go and comfort your rich husband, he's crying so sadly. ”

"Chen Yaoyang! You son of a bitch! ”

"Li Huanhuan! You melon mother! ”

"Yaoyang, just say a few words, it's all classmates, don't be like this." Zhang Yihui saw that Li Huanhuan and I had no intention of giving in, so he started to be a peacemaker and found me a step down.

"I don't think I'm too lazy to bother with you as a woman in terms of old face!"

She was in front of me, and I was about to push her away, but she quickly opened my hand. I glared back at her and saw that she was glaring at me as well. I turned around and ignored her and walked on.

As soon as I took a step, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and looked back at Wu Meng and Zhang Yihui. Only then did I realize that the three of us were now covered in blood, as if we had jumped into a river of blood and bathed.

I immediately unbuttoned my shirt, pants, and shoes and socks, stained with blood and flesh, and was left with only a pair of colored trousers. I looked at Li Huanhuan with an angry face and put my hands on her shoulders: "Take off your wedding dress!" ”

Her face turned red at once: "Ah!! What are you doing! Hooligans! ”

She screamed and pushed me away and slapped me in the face. I ignored the slap, looked at Wu Meng and Zhang Yihui and said, "Take off your clothes!" Beware of infections! ”

When they heard this, they immediately stripped off like me. I wore a pair of floral pants and looked back at everyone in the hall: "Everyone has taken off their clothes!" Beware of infections! By the way, let's see if anyone else has been bitten! ”

Tang Zhong, Ma Tengfei and the two men they didn't know immediately did as they heard the words. Wu Meng wore pants and bent down to help the delirious Wang Lei take off his pants, and the scene was embarrassing.

A woman in the crowd asked, "Brother Yaoyang!" What about us girls? ”

"You ...... Ah! What a hassle...... Wait, I think about it...... "I scratched my head and said in my heart, there are twenty women here, and women are really troublesome.

So I said, "I can't help it...... Or don't you beauties...... Anyway, you all have underwear to protect the three o'clock............ Just be wronged. ”

"Chen Yaoyang, the beauty you think!" Li Huanhuan suddenly crossed his waist and pointed at me and scolded. I looked at her speechlessly and said aggrievedly: "Ouch, Miss Li Huanhuan!" Then what else do you say? When has this been, how can I still have that dirty mind! ”

"I don't care! Anyway, the eight of you men, you can drag it if you like, and we girls would rather die than take it off! ”

"Brother Yaoyang! There are clothes here! ”

I heard one of the girls say that I had found my clothes, and I immediately ran to them. See a Tibetan-style retro wardrobe with more than 30 sets of restaurant waiter's professional attire, uniform low-cut white shirts and pink bell bottoms. But here's the problem, although more than 30 sets of clothes are enough, Nima is all women's professional attire. Of course, twenty of them are fine, but it is impossible for us eight old men to wear this, right? The one that a woman dresses up as a man is called cool, and the one that a man dresses up as a woman is called a pervert. Although there are many women's clothing bosses who love men and women's clothes at comic conventions, they are also at comic con. I estimate that none of our eight old men have a good cosmphilia.

Li Huanhuan glanced at me with bad intentions, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "It is absolutely impossible for me to wear this kind of clothes, I would rather die than wear them." ”

She glanced at me: "I didn't ask you to wear it, besides, how can you Chen Yaoyang's little master wear women's clothes." ”

"Well, you know it. Hurry up and change it, beware of infection. ”

She looked at me again and smiled: "I'm afraid it's going to rain tonight, little master, can you carry your bones?" ”

"Joke! Little master, I'm a pure master! I turned around and walked out of the glass door of the tearoom with my hands behind my back and pants swaggering: "Gentlemen! The beauties want to change their clothes, and we avoid them for a moment. ”

……

It's getting dark.

Thundered!!!

A few thunders, black clouds like a herd of galloping and roaring wild horses. Layer by layer over the top of the head, the thicker and thicker they gathered, the lower and lower the pressure, as if they could pull a piece down with their hands. Crackling! Jingle Bell! The raindrops of copper coins hit the tiles of the teahouse rhythmically.

Click! Another big thunder! As if the Tianhe River had exploded, the pouring rain was pouring down, the electric light was crossing, the branches on the roof swayed wildly in the wind and rain, the roof rose a cloud of white mist, and the water from the eaves flowed down like a mountain waterfall. At this moment, we are like sitting on a big ship that is sailing through the waves in the wind and rain.

Twenty beautiful women, dressed in white low-cut outfits and pink bell bottoms, are sitting on sofas or counters in the hall. They all tied their heads into balls at the suggestion of a woman named Li Huanhuan, who she said was to prevent their hair from being chased by them. There are no zombies here, and it is better to have people than to prevent nature. Because of the power outage, they lit candles in every corner of the hall, and ate the few snacks and coffee beans in the hall with the beautiful candlelight. In stark contrast, the eight of us men huddled in the corner and chewing on tea leaves in just a pair of pants.

From time to time, the women glanced at us and covered their mouths and snickered, and a few women whispered as if to discuss who of the eight men on our side was the most handsome, who was the best, who was the bravest, and who was the most timid......

"Hey! Beauties! What are you talking about? Who do you sleep with tonight? Let's pick one! Wu Meng smiled obscenely and shouted at the opposite woman's camp: "We have a little fresh meat here!" Sportsman! Mature Uncle! Pick which one to say to the little one! The service will definitely satisfy all the beauties! Hahahahaha! ”

"Wu Meng! Save it! You're still a little fresh meat! ”

Chen Na and Jiang Hongmei were playing poker and responding to our camp.

"Wu Meng! Shut up. I stabbed him in the arm and motioned for him not to speak.

He asked strangely, "What's wrong Yaoyang?" We're safe now! What else are you worried about? ”

I said, "We're living too comfortably, and this comfort will eventually kill us......"

He said, "What do you mean?" ”

I added, "Tonight we have candle lighting, snacks, coffee beans, and most importantly, tea." But what about tomorrow? What about the day after tomorrow? Or even longer. We don't have to wait for the zombies to come, we will all end up dying of thirst and starvation. ”

Wu Meng handed me a cigarette, and I waved my hand to signal that I would not smoke. He lit it for himself and spit out a smoke ring: "Yaoyang, do you think rescue will come tomorrow?" Or the day after tomorrow. ”

I looked him in the eye and didn't know how to answer him. So I said, "Teach them to kill zombies tomorrow!" ”

Wu Meng said: "As long as the eight of us are not cowardly, as long as the method is correct, we can kill three at most."

I shook my head and said, "It's not eight of us, it's twenty-eight!" ”

Suddenly a pile of clothes was thrown in front of us, and I looked up at the source of the clothes. I saw Li Huanhuan walking towards us wearing a white low-cut suit with a ball on his head: "Put it on, you will catch a cold." ”

Wu Meng smiled and said, "Huanhuan, you really look good in this, let's forget it." ”

Huanhuan looked at us and said, "If you catch a cold or get sick, who will protect us women?" So put it on for us. ”

I chuckled and said, "Gotcha! Little master, I was born with all diseases! Miss Li Huanhuan, you don't have to bother. ”

She glared at me, "It's none of my business if you don't wear it!" What about them, I asked? Your ...... in that peacock opening"

"Wu Meng! Take a bath! Walk! "I pushed open the glass door and plunged into the rain.

"Wu Meng! Come or not! It's comfortable! ”

"It's coming!"

With the booming thunder and pouring rain, two of us men wearing only pants danced in the rain. Attracted men and women in the hall to stand at the door and watch.

Wu Meng sang while rubbing the bath: "The rain keeps falling!" The atmosphere is not harmonious! ……”

"Stop singing! It's hard to hear! ”

"Hahahahahaha

The crowd looked at the two of us like madmen, and several women were amused by us and covered their mouths and snickered.

Wu Meng suddenly saw Wang Lei also standing at the door looking at us, so he shouted at him: "Lei son! Come and help me rub my back! ”

"! Who are you, Lao Tzu! ”

Wu Meng was surprised, Wang Lei, who had always been delirious, actually replied to himself at this time, it seemed that he was finally sober. Wu Meng said with tears in his eyes: "Oops! Wang Lei! You are my son! I am your son! Come over and help your son rub his back! ”

"Huh? Good! I'll help you rub it! I'll help you rub it! ”

After speaking, Wang Lei also joined our party wearing pants.

"Brother Yaoyang! Can we also wash together? ”

"Yes! All beauties are welcome to be happy together! ”

A few girls who let go also took off their low-cut outfits and joined us in only underwear that covered the three o'clock. A few more girls joined us one after another, and in the end all of them joined us in this of bitterness and fun, and the scene was very spectacular. Happiness is a kind of taste, a state of mind, and a positive attitude. Regardless of whether tomorrow is death or hope, the heart is bright because of happiness, and love is happy because of happiness. Happiness is not worry-free and painless, but being able to think clearly and see clearly, and treat the unhappiness in life with a positive and optimistic attitude!

I suddenly found that Huanhuan walked into the hall alone, and I chased him in. When she turned around and saw me coming, she immediately covered her chest with her hand: "What are you going to do?" ”

I said depressedly, "What can I do? Why are you guarding me like a wolf! You're so small, I'm not interested. ”

"Humph! Rogue! ”

She sat down on the couch with her hands on her cheeks, and I sat next to her. As soon as she saw me sitting down, she stood up.

"What are you going to do?"

I looked at her and said, "What I said today is all angry words, I'm sorry Huanhuan." ”

She blushed suddenly, turned her head and said, "Cut, you don't need to try it on me." I don't eat this set. ”

I got up and grabbed her hand.

"What are you going to do? If you don't let go, I'll call for help! ”

I looked at her starry eyes. My heart is beating fast... I seem to hear her heartbeat too. We all looked at each other...

"Huanhuan...... I love you. ”

“…… ……”

She slowly lowered her head and whispered to me, "I love you too, Yaoyang." But I'm married...... Woo......"

I gagged her with my lips and picked her up and put her on the couch, she resisted a little at first but her body finally softened under my fierce kiss, she hooked my neck with both hands, closed her eyes and kissed me, I gave birth to my tongue and stirred with her fragrant tongue, my hand slowly slipped from her slender waist to her pink bell bottoms, just as I wanted to help her unbutton her pants, she suddenly opened her eyes and pushed me away, I was suddenly pushed from the sofa to the ground by her sudden push. She looked at me in a panic as she straightened out her intact balls: "Yes...... I'm sorry, I can't give myself to you right now...... I...... I wasn't ready to ......."

I asked, "Is it because the horses are flying?" ”

She looked at me and quickly explained, "No! Not exactly! Although I love you Yaoyang, I only married him yesterday after all...... I'm sorry...... I don't want someone to poke me in the back and call me a bitch...... I'm sorry Yaoyang......"

She cried like a wronged child. I watched her tears rain down my heart, and it hurt very much. As a man watching the woman he loves crying and unable to do anything about it, my heart feels like it's dripping blood.

I didn't want to embarrass her, so I tried to change the subject: "After all the hard work tonight, tomorrow I'm going to train all of you." ”

"Training?"

"That's right! Twenty-eight of us, we can't be too comfortable, so we'll all die eventually. We must learn how to fight the end times. ”