Obedient as me, I really held my mobile phone, went to study how to pretend to be forced, watched countless videos, hoping that I could look like an old Chinese medicine doctor with a family tradition, and pretended to rehearse several times to see others, but I was not as angry as me, plus I was too excited, and I laughed every time. Seeing me laughing, Master Zhao was not in a hurry, he was watching the joke on the side, feeling that he was watching me play a monkey show for half a day.

When the two of us were relaxed and happy, Zhao Wangcai came back in the car, his face was pale, and there was a smell of vomiting on his body, which could be smelled from afar, and I didn't know how Xiaohui came back with him all the way.

As soon as he entered the door, Zhao Wangcai began to complain, saying: "It's a loss, it's a loss, I knew it was like this, I'd rather let Zhao Yujie and his father take a brick to make a hole in my head, and I won't dig up the corpse, it's disgusting, just the bones and rotten flesh are counted, and the special mother's are suppurated and maggots, I have a photo, I'll show you in a while." ”

As he spoke, he took out his phone, re-downloaded the software, and downloaded the photos one by one from the Internet.

I said, "Did you take this picture?" Why do you need to download it, you don't plan to find a few scary photos from the Internet to disgust me. ”

Zhao Wangcai said: "You know a fart, it's a corpse, and after being killed, it was chopped into pieces, what a big deal, I have to call the police." In order to leave some information for you, I took some photos before the police went, and I was afraid that people would not allow it, so after taking the photos and uploading them to the Internet, I deleted all the local photos and software. ”

I said to myself: You old guy didn't go to be an agent, you are really blind.

After the photo was downloaded, I looked at a few of them, and I ran out and vomited, and my intestines were about to vomit, and I really didn't want to describe the content of the photo in too much detail, otherwise everyone wouldn't have to eat tonight.

It's basically some severed semi-rotten limbs, and it's two sets, each photo is in pairs, two left hands, two right hands, two left legs, two right legs, two pairs of buttocks, two human heads, and so on.

The difference is that one is directly buried after being unloaded into eight pieces, and the other is that after being unloaded eight pieces, the large pieces of meat on it are kicked off, just like the pork ribs sold in the supermarket, but slightly more than the pork ribs.

Seeing Xiaohui's calm face, I asked her, "Don't you feel disgusting?" ”

Xiaohui still replied calmly: "I have good quality in my heart." ”

Then Xiaohui told us that the identities of the two sets of corpses in the photo have also been determined, one is Lao Li, and the other is Lao He's son. The one with meat is Lao Li, and the one without meat is Lao He's son, so that day at Lao Li's house, what the hell was that pot of meat, I thought.

We asked Master Zhao, what should we do next?

As a result, Master Zhao said, "Next, there will be nothing to do next!" ”

Zhao Wangcai said: "My master, more than a dozen dead things have come back alive, our two villages are still shrouded in resentment, according to your words, even if a fly flies out alive, even if it is lucky, now nothing has been solved, you tell me, it's okay?" ”

Master Zhao said: "When I was in this village in the morning, I observed it again, and the death calamity that enveloped this village is now gone, and the dark clouds on everyone's heads are now gone. The things on Xiaomei's body this week, after all, are not our local things, and it may be that she met a snake on the mountain and lowered her. As for those who have been resurrected, they don't live in your house anyway, so you should pretend that they never died. ”

"This?"

I look at Zhao Wangcai, Zhao Wangcai looks at me, the two of them almost didn't fall out of their eyes, what is this called? Cover your ears and steal the bell, deceive yourself? The ostrich buries its head in the sand and is not in danger?

Zhao Wangcai said: "I said Master Zhao, we have known each other for so many years, I do know that you have the ability, but we don't ask you to be omnipotent, and we don't ask you to solve any problems for everyone." If you can't handle this matter, you can just say, let's go and invite other masters, it's really not good, can't we still escape to other places to avoid disasters? ”

Master Zhao was questioned, but he didn't get angry, but said: "I just have something to say now, the resentment that shrouded these two villages is indeed gone now, how can I not get it, I am not a living immortal, I can't check it for you, anyway, the people of these two villages don't need to die." I don't see how much harm they are going to do to those who have come back to life, and as long as they don't provoke them, they won't attack others. That's the thing, if you have to go to a foreign place to run for your life, I won't stop you. ”

Zhao Wangcai didn't argue with Master Zhao, anyway, when we went back to the paper shop, he went home to pack his luggage, he really wanted to take the whole family and go to the field to avoid the disaster first.

On the way back, I remembered that when we picked up our relatives that day, we were stuck, and someone used flares to help us out of the siege, and the man in white I saw asked Master Zhao if he knew him, could it be that the man in white cleaned up Zhou Xiaomei?

Master Zhao said: "There are several waves of inhuman things here, and the factions are quite complicated, so it's useless to tell you now, just do what I say." ”

In the next few days, my life returned to normal, following Master Zhao to do paper work during the day, and at night I either worked the night shift or went to the driving school to practice driving, and the beautiful Yuanguang ghost girl did not come to me in my dreams again, and I still did not dare to take half a step out of these four towns.

It wasn't until a week later that Master Zhao gave me a few little paper figurines. This paper figure is cut out of yellow paper, not the kind of three-dimensional paper figure that is pasted up for funerals, or simply folds a piece of paper the size of a palm in half, roughly cuts out the appearance of a head, body, arms and legs, and then simply draws facial features on it, which looks almost like a woman. Then he gave me a cinnabar pen and told me to go to the gate of the famous old Chinese medicine doctor in the town.

"You should pay attention to the people who come out of the old Chinese medicine doctor's house, and the men don't care, just ignore them. Specializing in women, pay special attention to the young, good figure, beautiful with makeup, it is best to go alone, and there is no one else around. ”

I said, "Master, what do you mean, let me go to the door of the old Chinese medicine doctor to play hooligan, I don't have Zhao Yujie's ability, I'm afraid I can't do this job." ”