Master Zhao said, "Can't you rabbit cub listen to me first?" The master hasn't finished speaking, the apprentice can't interject, he doesn't even understand this rule, who is willing to take you to make a fortune? ”

Well, for the sake of money, I won't speak, Master, you speak slowly.

Master Zhao said: "You pick a person with particularly thick makeup, and the powder on her face is thicker than the city wall, and ask her if her man has behaved particularly bravely in bed these days, and if she says yes, you ask her to have a birthday and write it on this paper figure, and let her press the paper figure under the pillow when she sleeps, and tell her that she won't have to put on makeup for half an hour tomorrow." ”

I waited for a while, seeing that Master Zhao no longer continued to command, before I dared to complain: "You are asking me to investigate people's affairs and disharmony on the street, and I must not let people beat them to death." ”

Master Zhao said: "That's why I asked you to find a single woman, at most scratch you a few times, so as not to kill you, even if you break a little bit, it will not affect the two of us to make money." ”

I didn't know if what he said was true or not, so I asked him, "Then why don't you go by yourself?" ”

Master Zhao said: "It's all nonsense, if I can go by myself, I will give you half of the money when I am full, I am old, and I am respected in these towns, and I am a person who wants to be faced, how can I go to the street to talk to women?" ”

"So what do you mean? If you want to be faced, I don't want to be faceless, I'm a good young man, and I haven't even married a daughter-in-law, so my reputation can be ruined casually? There are so many long-tongued women in the village, if I am labeled as a stinky and shameless person, I will not be beaten as a single person in this life, and even my parents will feel embarrassed to raise such a son, and they will not be able to raise their heads in the village. My ancestors have been poor and self-righteous citizens for generations, and I can't conceive my family's style. ”

Master Zhao said with a disdainful face: "It's like something, and it's not for you to pull a woman to run errands on the street, and to play a gentleman's poor set for me, then you can stay poor, I'll find someone else to go, and when the time comes, you won't be red." Anyway, within three days, whoever can give away the first paper figure for free, I will directly give him 5,000 yuan. ”

Master Zhao really didn't play falsely, he picked up his mobile phone and was about to make a call, so I quickly held down his mobile phone, as if he was holding down 5,000 yuan directly: "Don't, don't, I'll do it, can't I do it?" ”

It's not that I'm not afraid of being beaten by others, but I was in a hurry just now, and I really came up with a good idea, and immediately said to Master Zhao: "You don't have a time limit, right, I'll use my off-duty time to go to the door of the old Chinese medicine doctor to squat for a while, okay?" This does not delay the work in the store. ”

Master Zhao said: "No problem, as long as you keep the quality and quantity within three days, give me the first paper figure, and the 5,000 yuan will be yours." ”

Then he instructed me some details, such as the paper man must be handed directly to the woman who told me the eight characters, and the middle cannot pass through the hands of the second person, and the birth date must be written by me myself, not lazy, before the paper man is sent out, it must be placed in the pocket of the close-fitting clothes, and raised with his own yang energy, otherwise the paper man will die, and it will be useless.

I obediently put the paper figure close to me, and thought about my excellent solution, and immediately realized that I was really a genius.

After getting off work, I saw that Xiaohui was packing up her things and leaving, so I immediately followed and told her my plans.

Xiaohui is a girl, and she is a cute-looking, very affinity girl, to talk to a woman, even if she talks about some private topics, it will not be too disgusting, and it will not be regarded as a stinky shameless, and she will come forward, this matter instantly becomes simpler than asking passers-by to borrow a lighter and light a cigarette.

I'm not a person who takes advantage of people for nothing, after the matter is completed, the 5,000 yuan given by Master Zhao, the two of us will divide it equally, and Xiaohui readily agreed. I instructed Master Zhao to give me and Xiaohui a bow, and then in order to facilitate Xiaohui to hand over the paper figure directly to the female user at that time, I wanted to take out the paper figure and hand it over to Xiaohui for safekeeping now.

Originally, when Master Zhao handed over the paper man to me, it was a paper man cut from ordinary white paper, without any special place, and I also put it in the pocket casually, but now I want to take it out, but it seems to be in the pocket, tearing it for a long time, and I can't pull it out.

Xiaohui asked me, "How strong are you hiding, do you need my help?" ”

To be honest, I really want her to help me, but the clothes are a little thin and a little thin, and they are close-fitting pockets, and if she puts her hand in my pocket, it is not much different from touching my flesh directly, I am afraid that if my body reacts uncontrollably, it will be embarrassing.

After tossing for a long time, I finally had to take off my shirt and turn out my pockets, and slowly pulled the paper figure out of it little by little.

I'm glad in my heart, fortunately, I didn't go directly to talk to other women, otherwise even if the previous conversation was successful, I was undressed and sweating, and told people that I was holding a paper person, and people had to be able to believe it!

I let out a sigh of relief, pinched the paper man and handed it to Xiaohui, I don't know if there is static electricity on the paper man, and it sticks to my hand softly, as if I am holding my fingers and refusing to put it, I handed it to Xiaohui roughly, but Xiaohui has not received it in his hand, just touched a little, just "Ah! With a loud shout, he jumped out directly.

My hand was also as if I had been shocked, and I subconsciously retracted and took two steps back, but I was not as athletic as Xiaohui, and I couldn't jump out of her as far.

The paper figure was also thrown directly into the air by my action just now, and now it is spinning and falling down, and it spontaneously combusts without fire in the air, and before it can fall to the ground, it turns into flying ash and is blown away by the wind.

Seeing this strange scene, although I still have a few other paper figures in my pocket, I don't dare to continue to go to the door of the old Chinese medicine doctor to talk to the woman, and quickly call Master Zhao, before the phone is connected, I saw Master Zhao slowly push the door in, this old man has been outside the door, what we said just now, he knows everything.

I asked Master Zhao, "What's going on?" ”

Master Zhao said: "You rabbit cub think you are smart, next time you have any immature suggestions, please say it directly, let's discuss, don't make any more claims, okay, do you really think you are smarter than others?" If this paper man can be delivered by Xiaohui, why am I looking for you? That's how I treat you? ”