I thought he was done laughing and had to tell me when I needed to call him, but the old man said, "When it's time to call me, you'll naturally call me, but let you remember this number, mainly so that when I call you, you can know that I called you for the first time." ”

In my heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by: "Uncle, I have caller ID on my mobile phone, you call, I will know directly, which era are you living in?" ”

Uncle said: "Yes, I know you have caller ID, so I asked you to remember my phone number, so that when you see the caller ID, you will know at first glance that the call was made by me, if you don't have a caller ID, you will see a fart." ”

I said: "Wait, I'm all confused by you, what I'm going to say is not the caller ID, it's your name stored in my mobile phone, you call, my phone will automatically display the words Uncle Long Worm, and then I know that it was you who called, all the numbers on my phone are like this, so although I haven't memorized a number, but when they call, I know who it is." ”

Uncle Long Worm said: "Your habit is not good, and memorizing a phone number is not a tiring thing, I am so old, and I have memorized the phone numbers of thousands of contacts, so that in case the phone is broken, or it is not your mobile phone, you also know who is on the other end of the phone." ”

I said, "Who is so troublesome, ask me not to call my phone, is it fun to play in circles?" ”

Uncle Long Worm said: "I, when I need to contact you, I must call the nearest mobile phone to you at any time, even if you forget your own mobile phone, I can contact you at any time." ”

This time I really didn't have anything to say, so I held back a sentence for a long time: "How do you know which phone is closest to me?" Is it possible that your old man is still a non-human hacker, can you do human GPS me? ”

The old man smiled mysteriously again: "My old man's ability, you don't know a lot, I scared you to death when I said it, my grandfather was guarding the pot for Di Xin." ”

I secretly said in my heart: Now that even the Qing Dynasty is dead, you still get the Shang Dynasty out for me, you really don't know how the history books of mankind are written, the awesome emperor in your mouth, we are used to being called the king of Shang, the famous tyrant, you are a ghost, snake and god to help the glorious record of abuse, it is better not to show it. Don't say that you're just the grandson of a worm in a pot, even if your grandfather brings your uncle and uncle to come in person, you can't tell who eats whom, you underestimate the richness of human recipes now.

Thinking like this in my head, I don't dare to say it, otherwise now this long insect uncle is annoyed and gives me a mouthful, I know that it is poisonous or not!

hurriedly said: "Disrespectful and disrespectful, now that I have really memorized the number, do you want to take the test again." ”

Uncle Long Worm really took the test again, and then left satisfied, and was disturbed by this old man, I also forgot the thrill and excitement of the night tour in the deep mountains just now, pulled three chairs together, and fell asleep. In the middle, there was a woman who woke me up, bought a little something, and nothing else, and slept until everyone else came to work.

After handing over the evening's accounts with Master Zhao, I went out for breakfast, and by the way, I asked him for a while to go to a nearby clinic to see the burns on my hands.

Master Zhao said: "The old Chinese medicine clinic is two steps away, and it won't take much time, so go and go back quickly." ”

I said: "Pull it down, now we have all pry the business of the old Chinese medicine doctor, two generations of people have relied on the treatment of incurable diseases to eat, now I am a miracle doctor, all kinds of incurable diseases have come to me, do you think people may still be able to receive me warmly, not to give me a package of rat medicine is polite, and I am a trauma, the old Chinese medicine is really not good at this, I still go to the backstreet serious clinic." ”

Master Zhao didn't bother to bother with me, waved his hand and said, "Go, go, go and come back quickly, we will have a patient come to the door in a while, don't delay the business." ”

The old guy didn't look at how hot my hands were, let alone ask me how I got hurt, and he was full of thoughts about not delaying him to make money. With Zhao Yufeng's words last night, coupled with Master Zhao's performance this morning, I naturally choose to believe Zhao Yufeng now.

On the way to the clinic, I went into the roadside stationery store, flipped through the colored paper used by primary school students to make handicrafts, and chose two packs of black paper to buy more, out of the store I took out two pieces of black paper, folded them together in a V-shape, sandwiched all the small paper figures in my pocket, put them back in my pocket, and then went to the clinic in the back street.

The doctor in the clinic is a man in his thirties, wearing glasses, sven, and there are various documents hanging on the wall, including his college diploma and some awards when he went to college, all of which are posted on the wall.

Although it is only nine o'clock now, there are already many people in the clinic, most of them are parents with children, the waiting room is messy, a child is crying, a room of children are crying, and there are afraid of the injection while the parents are not paying attention to the escape, for a while the parents chase the children to run, so lively, although my hands hurt, I don't dare to have the idea of cutting in line.

I also asked the parents in the queue next to me, "What, is there another flu now?" Why do so many children get sick? ”

The parent said, "It's not a serious flu, and the adults are fine." It's just that the doctor in Fengkou Town who specializes in treating children went to the city to buy medicine some time ago, and when he came back, the road collapsed and he couldn't get in. But there is no better way now, even if this doctor has average medical skills, at least he is more reliable than the fake miracle doctor in the paper shop. ”

Of course, I didn't dare to say that I was the fake doctor in the paper shop.

During this period, Master Zhao also called me once and asked me why I was delayed for so long, and I told him that I had to keep the order and line up well, and Master Zhao was angry with me.

Actually, I'm really not in a hurry, the more ink this doctor has, the better, Zhao Yufeng just told me to use black paper to separate the paper person from me, but he didn't tell me how long it takes to separate it to take effect, it must not work if I just put it in, the longer I delay, the less my yang energy should remain on the paper person, and the safer I should be.

I was sitting on a stool near the door, playing with my mobile phone with one hand, the door of the clinic was pushed open, and the door was lined up, almost knocking my phone away, and then I saw a man with his head covered and his face covered with blood came in at the door.