Chapter 64 Telephone number
Thinking about Zhao Yujie's dignity and the messy relationship in their family, I said: "I still don't want to, I went to see him, I guess I won't have to eat tomorrow." ”
Zhao Yufeng didn't say anything, just waved his hand and summoned the skull lamp again, he told me that this is the soul-attracting lamp, which he used to show the way to the lonely souls and wild ghosts in the mountains, so that they could go to the underworld as soon as possible, and it has nothing to do with the skull.
Zhao Yufeng also said: "Qianniang used to like soul-attracting lanterns very much, and sometimes she would release a large group of lanterns in the open space like a Kong Ming lantern, watching them float around. When she floated far away, she could only see a small point of light, so she jumped up and said that she had become a firefly, and quickly beckoned her friends to catch fireflies together. The next day, watching these soul-attracting lamps float back, she would count them one by one, and she was very happy to count.
So this time Qianniang took my soul-attracting lamp again, I thought she was playing with it again, and I didn't care, but then I sensed that the soul-attracting lamp was seducing people's souls, so I quickly collected the spell on the soul-attracting lamp. It's still a step too late, and she's already hooked your soul out. ”
When Zhao Yufeng recalled those past events, his eyes were full of tenderness, thinking that this Qianniang used to be a gentle and kind girl, but unfortunately, it is not anymore.
The soul-attracting lamp sent me to the door of the paper shop, and then floated away, and I saw that "myself" was still leaning against the door frame, leaning out to light a cigarette, and the lighter had long been blown out by the wind, and I was still stupidly holding it there.
There are two non-people, an old man and a young man, standing next to the counter in the store, who should have come to buy something, because I was not there, so I was waiting here, and when I arrived at the door, the old man greeted me: "Boss, go out to visit the door, we have been waiting for you here for a long time." ”
Although they could see my soul, I still didn't dare to do business with them in my current state of soul, so I smiled apologetically and hurried back into my body.
I was about to ask what they needed, but there was a burning pain in my hand, and I threw the lighter away.
I saw that my palms were red, and the tiger's mouth was blackened, and I picked up the lighter and took a look at it, only to find that this was blown out by the wind, and it was all burned out, and finally the oil ran out and the lamp was extinguished.
Special mother, hook my soul away, I don't know how to help me extinguish the lighter, in case my body is unstable, and then I fall, it doesn't matter if I have a blue nose and swollen face, this room is full of paper paste things, in case it hits, the fire truck is too late to save, it is estimated that I can only sell the rest of my life to the paper shop for compensation.
The younger customer looked at me like this, and kept covering his mouth and snickering, I was so angry in my heart, and asked the two of them with a black face, what do you want to buy?
After selling what should be sold, the young man left, but the old man had no intention of leaving, leaned against the counter, and asked me, "Young man, where are you going?" I don't think you can go out of your body and come and go freely, someone pulled you out! I'm very familiar with this land, tell me who it is, see if I know it? ”
My hand was hurting, how could I be in the mood to chat with him, and casually threw him the words: "Fox spirit." ”
The old man was stunned for a moment: "Vixen? Male or female? ”
I said, "Male, a big male fox with a red tail, do you know it?" ”
The old man was happy when he heard it: "What you said is Hu Gongzi from Houshan, I know that his lamp sent you back, but he never hooked the soul of the living, I asked you, who hooked you out." ”
As soon as I heard that he seemed to know Zhao Yufeng quite well, I asked, "Do you really know each other?" ”
The old man said: "That is, this spirit within a radius of a hundred miles, who doesn't know the name of Hu Gongzi, but I am really familiar with him, and we often drink together." ”
I asked, "You're a fox too?" ”
The old man said: "No, both of my four legs are troublesome, and I don't need that thing to walk at all, so I don't have to stumble." ”
Without legs, that's a long worm, I asked tentatively, "Your old surname is Chang?" ”
The old man laughed: "Leave a phone number, you should use it in the future." ”
I thought he wanted the phone number in the store, so that he could book in advance if he had any personalized needs in the future, so he reported the landline phone number in the store.
As a result, the old man said: "I mean to let you remember my phone, you will need more places for your family in the future!" ”
I couldn't refuse, so I put his mobile phone number on my own mobile phone.
The old man gave a special advice: "It's not enough to just memorize it, in case you lose your mobile phone, in case you have to memorize this number if you don't have time to turn over the phone book if you have something urgent." ”
I said in my heart: I don't even know what you do, can I waste that brain cell to memorize your phone number, so I said perfunctorily: "Got it." ”
As a result, the old man was more patient than my mother, and more verbose than my grandmother, covered my mobile phone with his hand, and said, "Then you can recite it to me now." ”
"1......" I also remember that the first number is 1, and the last number does not go out of my mind.
The old man said: "Look, I said that I can't remember it at such a glance, although young people have good brains, it is not something that can be memorized after reading it once." ”
Then he opened his hand, let me look at the number again, read it, memorized the test, and assisted various associative memory methods, homophonic memory methods, so tossed seven or eight times, I wonder if this old worm has been teaching the first grade of primary school for 30 years, and has fallen into occupational diseases.
In the end, I was tossed by him and really memorized the number, I will never forget it in my life, even if I can't even remember my mother's number, I can remember his number.
Then I asked him: "Old man, you let me carry it, and I will carry it, you have to give me a reason, what is your family doing?" If there is a suitable guest, I will definitely introduce you. And I recommend you a good way, we humans pay attention to printing business cards, when you need to leave contact information for each other, just give a business card, don't have to toss so much. ”
The old man said: "Shit, you treat me as stupid, I didn't use the little trick of sending business cards decades ago, do you know where he threw his business cards?" At critical moments, there is no hope at all. ”
I was speechless for a while, so I had to say, "Then you have to let me know under what circumstances I should call this number." ”
The old man looked at me and smiled mysteriously.