"Big sister, we seem to be off topic, aren't we scolding, how did we get involved in cross talk?"

"Yes, yes, aren't we scolding?"

I scratched my head embarrassedly, "Okay, okay, let's get back to the point, who will have some scolding words that don't spit dirty words"

"I'll come"

I saw a burly and sturdy demon come out, "I'll come, listen to it."

You have lacked calcium since you were a child, you have lacked love when you grow up, your grandmother doesn't hurt, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it.

Born to belong to cucumbers, undershoot! The acquired walnut is underwhelming! The one who is a broken motorcycle for the rest of his life owes kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, under-screwed!

You say you, grandpa, I will teach you to practice swords, you practice swords, you still don't practice swords, practice cheap! If you don't practice the golden sword, practice the silver sword! You don't deserve to give you a sword immortal, you don't do it if you give you a sword god, you don't have to cry and shout to be a sword man! Really, why bother?!

Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, but I'm a father. Look at your jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic, graceful, people love you, flowers bloom, you must be the best among the scum, the beasts among the beasts. Look at it, your little face is so thin, you don't look like a pig! Now throw you in the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole can explode itself!

It's almost the holiday, I'll send you a couplet: Shanglian: The tree doesn't have bark, and it will die undoubtedlyDownlink: People don't have a face, the world is invincible: People are cheap and invincible"

All the demons applauded him, "Good, this is good"

"Thank you, thank you"

"Anything else? Who else is coming."

"I'm coming, I'm coming"

"Okay, come on"

"You look very creative, you live a lot of courage, ugly is not your intention, God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, rich, looks like the front line, and his pee is bifurcated, so hurry up and get treated!!

People are cheap for a lifetime, and pigs are cheap with a knife"

"Hahaha, you're too ruthless"

"Winning Prizes"

"Hahaha, good, good"

"I'll come,

When the water is clear, there are no fish,

The lowest person is invincible.

Get out, give me a non-stop roll;

Get out, give me as far as your thoughts go;

Get out, always roll me as far as you can;

Lao Tzu's world does not allow you to appear,

Get out of my line with your hypocrisy,

No matter how good Chopin is, he can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness;

Don't pretend,

Don't pretend,

**Tired of being hacked,

Loaded with pure human wheels,

pretending to bark and dog bites;

Heaven is especially forgivable,

A man who has done iniquity cannot live;

If you are flowers,

The cow didn't dare to poop anymore.

Although my heart is a little small-minded,

But there is no shortage,

Although I have a good temper,

But not for nothing,

Don't tmd annoy me;

The only difference between a pig and a human is:

Pigs have always been pigs,

And sometimes people are not people;

The flowers have zinnia,

I'm different from you,

Because I am human;

Shanglian: The sound of the wind and rain and the sound of reading, I don't make a sound,

Downlink: Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, and your.

Sideways: While playing."

"Okay, good, this is not bad"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you all for your love"

"Everybody's coming, I'm going to have one, listen

I see you handsome and chic, jade trees in the wind, graceful, people love you, flowers bloom, you must be the best among the scum, the beast of the beast.

I think you must have been lacking calcium since you were a child, lacking love when you grew up, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love, your left face is underpumping, your right face is underkicking, donkeys see donkeys kicking, pigs see pigs stepping on them.

You look so creative, you live with real courage, it's not your intention to be ugly, it's God who is losing his temper.

Throw you into the hair pit, and the hair hole can be vomited; Throw you into the space-time rift, and the space-time rift can explode on its own.

You said that you asked Young Master Ben to teach you to practice kung fu, I taught you to practice knives, you prefer to practice swords, you still don't practice swords, you don't practice swords, gold swords don't practice silver swords, and finally you become the most obscene sword. Give you the sword god, you don't do it, give you the sword immortal, you don't deserve, you just cry and shout that you want to be a sword man.

You are really a waste of air alive, a waste of land when you are dead, and a waste of gold coins when you are half dead. It's better to drown yourself by urinating. ”

"Okay, a little bit of the other, not bad"

"Master, I think, it's not good for us to scold, we should politely invite people out", Hua Ying couldn't help but pray silently for that might.

I thought about it for a moment, "You're right, we're good civilized boys, how can we curse people, right?"

"Yes", no matter what, what Xiao Yezi said is right.

"So what should we do now?"

I saw that all the people and demons bowed 180 degrees, "I'm sorry"

I smiled and said, "Yes, yes, you can teach."

I pondered for a moment, "Why don't we have some words of praise, who will come first?"

"Wit is a glorious thing, everyone praises it, most people aspire to it, all fear it, but almost no one loves it, except for their own wit."

"Great talents and great virtues, if you possess them, will make you worthy of the esteem and praise of men, but only lesser talents and more general virtues will make you worthy of their love and like."

"Whatever genius a man possesses, if he does not convey that talent to others, he is nothing; It is only in the praise that he has won after the development of his talents that he can recognize his own value. ”

"When you praise people, don't be as still as autumn water, but seven

Love on the face. Don't think that it's unsophisticated. The progress of others deserves our joy and allows them to perceive our praise and pleasure without question. ”

"I cherish all that is good, I warmly praise the cause that brings benefit and happiness to people, and I express my anger at everything that oppresses people and makes them miserable; In arranging my personal destiny, I am not guided by my own interests, but by making my career as beneficial to people as possible. ”

"A remnant chrysanthemum rolls in the wind and sand, and it doesn't know where it comes from or where it will be blown to. Aren't all the people in the world just like this remnant chrysanthemum, and who can predict their fate? So, why should people be sad and sigh for the fate of chrysanthemums? If the chrysanthemum knows, she won't complain. Because it has had its own glorious years, it has been praised and cherished by people. ”

"Love is happiness in the world, but happiness is not the whole salutation of love. Love is reunion, but there is no reunion without separation. Under the influence of love, everything is condensed in joy and praise. However, without the previous parting, there would be no immediate reunion. Once love is fixed in a certain circle of reunion, there will be no new content, just like the tide, and the movement of love is bound to retreat after it has been satisfied. ”

"Stop, stop, what are you talking about, um~ Look at what you said, is there a sentence that praises great power, you should reflect on it, you know?" I feigned anger and said.

"Got it, we'll change it"

"Life will inevitably suffer some grievances and injuries, rather than lingering on depression, it is better to deal with it frankly and calmly. Only by withstanding the baptism of the storm can we practice calm and calm. Therefore, if you praise someone, you have to let me know what kind of person they are, or else ......"

Looking at him with a heroic look, "Let's let the storm come more violently," he said, tilting his head back and closing his eyes.

I pretended to sigh, "Hey, that's what you said, you haven't even seen him, where did you come from, hey?"

"That's right, you can't let us talk nonsense anyway."

"Yes, yes, Xiaoyezi, it's too difficult"

I pretended to be helpless and shook my head, "There's no way, people don't want to see us, and they don't want us to understand, what can we do."

They didn't know that I was pretending, and they were wronged.

"That's it, how can we praise it?"

……

"I'm coming, you say"

Suddenly, an abrupt voice broke everyone's sighs.

Everyone, the demon looked at this voice, and couldn't help but be shocked, just because the man in front of him was too handsome.

I saw that his dense eyebrows were raised slightly mutatically, and under the long, slightly curled eyelashes, there were a pair of eyes as clear as morning dew, a straight nose, pink lips like rose petals, and white skin.

true

The more you look at it, the more you feel like you're in love.

You are popular, but not mediocre; You are courageous, but careless; You endure, but don't give in; You are valiant, but not brutal. Your splendid character is my example. ”

"The cold and arrogant eyes seemed to have no focus, and the dark underside of the eyes was covered with comfort, and the black hair was scattered around the ears, and the ears emitted a faint blue light. You can't help but be secretly admired, and you are surrounded by a cold smell. Wow, that's exactly the type I like, it's just so handsome" The witch instantly turned into a girl.

"Your dark eyes, the bloodthirsty chill of the upper layer of the cage, as if the demon god came into the world, a pair of ice eyes easily penetrate people's hearts, piercing the weakest in the bottom of the heart, the corner of the dance costume, handsome, too handsome"

"The face is clear and clean, revealing the angularity of coldness; The dark and difficult eyes, the glowing and charming brilliance; The dense eyebrows, the high nose, and the beautiful lips are all professing nobility and elegance, this, where is this person, this is Prince Charming!"

"Oh my God, oh my God, I'm not going to do it, hold on to me, hold on to me"

I'm ashamed, it turns out that know no borders and no race.

"He's a handsome character. He is simply handsome and chic, graceful, jade tree in the wind, young and golden, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the first in the world, lonely master, invulnerable, self-respecting, jade-faced Langjun, invincible, brave and fearless, King Kong is not bad, wise and powerful, chivalrous extraordinary, righteous and thin, ancient and modern, incomparable, modest and studious, shameless to ask, smart and clever, lively and lovely, warm to friends, cold to the enemy, insidious and cunning, do everything, ruthless, do no evil, go to the soup and fire to friends, never give up, two ribs of the knife, Bullet rain, courageous, generous, shrewd, immortal blessing forever, longevity and Tianqi, unforgiving, a hundred fights do not die, heroes in chivalry, dragons and phoenixes in people, affectionate and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world, cool and handsome, exemplary people, honest and credible, generous in conversation, personable, domineering, noble temperament, single noble, Maung Sai Pan'an, outwitting Kong Ming, Yongbi Zilong, Yichao Guan Yu, Qiaoyue Luban, supreme and holy, supreme, gorgeous and gorgeous, heroic, moral example, thousands of cups not drunk, not disorderly, Knowledgeable, talented, proud, worldly masters, fair, impartial, shocking the past and the present, the first great hero, the great hero, the great hero, the great master, anxious as the wind, quiet as the forest, sweeping like fire, immovable as a mountain, known as a pear flower pressed begonia, people give the nickname to the world and the earth omnipotent jade-faced little flying dragon, the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, the predecessors of the master is also. ”

We collectively looked at her in shock, "Girl, are you tired?" ”

She still looked like a nymphomaniac, "Why are you tired?" I'm not tired of watching beautiful men for a long time, handsome, so handsome, this person should only be in the sky, it's rare to see it a few times in the world."

(End of chapter)