Hua Ying knew that they might not believe it, and she didn't force it.

In fact, by the time he said this, some people had already wavered. Maybe it's really because they don't have enough strength, so they can't imagine it.

Strength limits our imagination.

"Okay, we'll all listen to you, do what you say"

"Yes, yes, we all listen to you, you say, what should we do"

"Although I think that I am the most powerful person to lead everyone, but, after all, you are a guest, so let it be given to you", a demon said shamelessly.

Then he was saddened, and he was attacked by other people. Of course, just punching him with his fists and kicks didn't hurt him much.

"Brothers, go on, kill this shameless one"

I saw the man squatting down with his head in his hands, "Don't hit your face, don't hit your face, I eat with my face."

Of course, such a lively is indispensable to our family's small leaves.

I saw Xiao Yezi waking up slowly, and Hua Ying called out excitedly, "Master, are you awake?!" Are you alright?!! ”

It didn't matter, it attracted everyone's attention, and of course it included who was in the secret realm.

I said helplessly, "You are so loud, I don't want to wake up, it's difficult."

Of course, everyone knew that it was a joke, and they all laughed and passed.

"Shall we go in now?" Originally, I came here to heal Xiao Yezi, but since Xiao Ye Zi has woken up, there is no need to stay here.

"Enter, why don't you enter, good things are meant to be shared by everyone, how can you possess it alone, do you say it", although I woke up, but ......

I took a look at the two beasts and one demon still on the back of the flower, and they hadn't woken up yet.

Moreover, Yun Feng consumed a lot this time, and if he wanted to recover, I am afraid it would not be so easy, so this secret realm must be entered.

As for Blazing Day, I can't tell if he was testing me a little more, or if it was some other reason.

But now that he's injured because of me, it's my responsibility to heal him. I only hope that in the future, the bridge will return to the bridge, and the road will return to the road, and each will be irrelevant.

Let's talk about Jun Xie again, when Jun Xie arrived, it was already empty.

Except for the traces of the fight at the scene, everything else is gone.

"Damn, it's a step too late, Xiao Ye'er, where the hell are you"

As soon as Jun Xie was about to turn away, his brain ached, and this pain seemed to come from the depths of his soul.

He unconsciously clenched his head and slowly squatted down, but the pain still couldn't be reduced by half a point, and he felt that his brain was about to explode.

At this time, "It's time to come back, it's time to come back, come back, come back and protect her"

"Who are you? Who the hell are you, where are you, who am I going to protect, ah—you come out

Come out—"

But no one answered him, and the voice disappeared, and Jun Xie fell unconscious from the pain.

However, no demon dared to approach him, after all, his strength should not be underestimated. And as soon as he approached him, an enchantment would appear around him, making it impossible for the demon to move forward half a step.

And on this side, these demon people followed Xiao Yezi's gaze and were surprised to find that Hua Ying's back was still hunched with their most respected king.

They were a little ashamed and bowed their heads slightly.

I don't understand why they look a little unusual, "What's wrong with you?" How does it look a little wrong."

"No, it's nothing, maybe it's just a little hot," he said, fanning the wind in style.

I glanced at the sky, it was cold, but I didn't pierce him.

"When I go back, I won't be cold when I wear more"

The devil touched his nose in a sneer.

"Alright, now let's start scolding", I began to assign the first task.

"Scolding?! What is that?! ”

I looked at them with a somewhat abnormal expression, "Ahem, you can learn from me later."

I cleared my throat, looked at the secret realm, and said loudly: "The thousand-year-old white fox, the thousand-year-old turtle, the old immortal thing, hurry up and come out for me, your little Yezi grandma is back, why don't you come out quickly to greet ......"

The demons were collectively confused, "This ......"

"What are you doing? Don't you follow me to scold the array", really, scolding people can't scold, this group of demons is really useless.

A group of demons who are despised.

"Hey, forget it, scold it, scold it"

"Hey, I didn't think I'd do this kind of thing one day, hey"

"Don't sigh, hurry up and scold"

"With you in life, the days will be full of infinite life; There are you along the way, and you are afraid of lightning strikes; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; If you don't have you, who should feed the good pig food?"

I looked at the man in amazement, oh no, the devil, "Okay, brother, you don't swear dirty."

The demon smiled, "Hehe, I usually like to delve into some human scolding skills"

"Okay, it's up to you today, come on", this brother is a manufacturable material.

"An abominable fellow like you:

can only play a piece of dung in the TV series

It's not as good as the gum that has been spilled by a dog on the side of the road

Even Ruhua is more than 10 times more handsome to you

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth

As soon as you look up, the ozone layer will burst

If you want to commit suicide, you will only be advised not to leave the body behind, so as not to pollute the environment

The keyboard you've touched can't even be an Amiba protozoa

The saliva that spews out is deadlier than SARS

If you are cool, you will have to use asexual reproduction

Idiots can be your teachers

Mentally retarded people can teach you to speak human

Pretend to be cute

can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant

To immigrate to Mars is to leave you

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can shut down

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you

The grenade will self-destruct when it sees you

Someone else has to fly a plane to hit a Gemini, but you can just parachute and have the same power

All the places you've been to have become monuments

The monuments you have visited will become history

18 lifetimes of good deeds will not know you

Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly

Anyway, a sentence:

Don't let me see you again

If I see you

I'm going to kill you! extinguished!! ”

I watched him finish this paragraph without taking a breath, and I could only stretch out my hand and give him a thumbs up, "Brother, you are a talent, such a good eloquence, it's a pity that you don't talk about cross talk."

"Crosstalk? What is cross talk? He was a little shy after hearing my compliment.

"Cross talk, the original name is Xiangsheng or Xiangsheng, it is an imitation of ventriloquist burlesque.

In the process of development, cross talk has absorbed and melted the miscellaneous in ventriloquism, the comic in the octagonal drum in the whole hall, the penetrating mouth in the storytelling, the Taiping lyrics in the lotus falling, and the witty performance in the funny Erhuang, etc., and formed its own artistic characteristics.

According to what cross talk actors are used to, this characteristic is to pay attention to speaking, learning, teasing, and singing.

(1) Say. Tell lantern riddles, couplets, wine orders, literal meanings, tongue twisters, witticisms, anyway words, jokes, etc.

(2) Learning. Learn the words of people, birds, the sounds of the city, the voices and smiles of various characters, and various expressions and gestures.

(3) Tease. A and B pretend to be a guest and a host, a wise and a foolish, or a positive and a negative, gags, and catch funny.

(4) Singing. Singing a cappella string book, folk tunes, and Taiping lyrics; Learn to sing Peking opera, local opera and perform burlesque.

When performing stand-up comedy, A is funny, and B is funny. The main narration of the story is the occurrence and development of the story, imitating various characters, and making positive and negative comments; The comic narration of the comic constantly raises questions, debates, or complements them to add to the comic atmosphere and make the audience laugh.

The artistic language that makes people laugh in cross talk is called baggage. It is a term used by cross talk actors, and in fact, it has exactly the same meaning as jokes and gimmicks. There is a process of tying and shaking the burden in the application.

The main artistic means of cross talk is to make people laugh. Therefore, without baggage, it will not be a cross talk. Laughter should be a laugh of praise and disapproval, and a laugh of love and hate. It is necessary to make the laughers feel excited, inspired, awakened, and vigilant. You can't just laugh and have fun.

For example, "Ode to Friendship":

A: Can foreign countries understand cross talk?

B: It doesn't matter if you don't understand,

There's a translator! (Foreshadowing the illusion)

A: Oh! An actor stands next to a translator, saying a sentence, translating a sentence?

B: That's great! (Continuing the foreshadowing)

A: Now let's start talking about cross talk.

B: Wienobiegen, Kelustaok. (1st pass)

A: Crosstalk is a Chinese folk art.

B: Korostauk, Jebauk Atzichana. (2nd pass)

A: The form of cross talk is lively and combative.

B: Iteslev, Rian Millet. (3rd pass)

A: This form is a shoe does not make an awl - really (needle) good! Dog chapting duck - croak and croak.

B: This ......

A: Flip it!

B: I can't turn it over, how can I translate the witticism?! (Shake the burden for the fourth time)

This technique is called by actors who are shaking over and over again. Do you understand? ”

"I don't understand," the demon replied honestly.

I laughed, "It's okay, it's okay, I don't really understand, I'll learn it slowly in the future"

"Mmmm, then will you teach me", his eager look made me a little moved.

However, I won't, "Ahem, I can find you a few books, and when the time comes, you can learn as much as you can by yourself, okay."

"Okay, thank you"

"You're welcome"

When we were chatting here, a demon over there called out to me, "Little Yezi, I'll also have a while, listen to me"

"Okay, please start your show"

"Little Lifter":

B: Listening to cross talk is very beneficial!

A: Oh! It can avoid three disasters and eight difficulties, lice do not bite, fleas do not bite, rats do not come, no money comes to money, no noodles come, no thirst or hunger, no illness and no worries. (baggage),

B: Not that big of a benefit, a little bit of a benefit.

A: Buy me a pair of shoes?

Second; No matter what to buy.

A: What's the benefit?

B: For example, you are a little unhappy.

A: Why shouldn't I be happy!

B: Let's say you're a little upset.

A: I'm not bothered!

B: You're a little awkward.

A: Who am I awkward with?

B: Where do I know wow! When you came here and entered the door, you listened to the cross talk, and you forgot about it.

A: Oh! That's the case, so what should I do when I go out after listening to it, and I think of something awkward?!

B: That'...... Don't go!"

"Hahaha, yes, yes, it looks like you're really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger."

The demon scratched his head embarrassedly, "It's just that I like to listen to it when I'm fine, hehe"

(End of chapter)