Chapter Ninety-Three: Zhao Fuqing's Funny (I)

"Okay, I'll listen to your explanation," He Lan sat on the stone bench and picked up a wine glass at random, and poured it into her mouth, she "poof" and spit it out, "Hey, what are you drinking here, water is not water, wine is not wine"

As soon as he heard this, Zhao Yankang was also busy watching this, "It turns out that you are not drinking wine"

"Because the wine was contracted by Lan'er, naturally there is no good wine here," Zhao Fu Qing said with a hint of a smile

"Elf ghost, you quickly explain, I won't leave if the explanation is good, I will still leave," He Lan glared at Zhao Fu Qing, and then said

"Okay," Zhao Fuqing nodded hurriedly, "I know I did something wrong, I shouldn't have let you be deceived like this, but your heart is too hard, seeing that I still pretended to be deaf and dumb, I even turned off the light."

"I'll talk about it when you're done explaining," He Lan glanced at Zhao Fu Qing and then said

"Actually, I want to eat you...... Tofu," Zhao Fu Qing said as he reached out to He Lan to touch He Lan, He Lan immediately jumped, "You dare to bully me"

"No, it's not that I didn't make it clear, I want to eat the tofu you made," Zhao Fu Qing hurriedly waved his hand to show that he had spoken too fast just now, so that she didn't hear clearly, "Besides, your piece is not big or enough, I will touch it when you grow up in three years."

"You...... I hate it" He Lan's face turned red in an instant

"Okay, I'm a nasty ghost," Zhao Fuqing hurriedly coaxed again, "Since you left, we haven't had an excellent meal, and we are all hungry, like chickens who haven't eaten, just when we are looking for you to no avail, I heard that such a strange restaurant appeared."

"So you let Zhao Yankang go to the hotel to ask for a brush," He Lan asked

"Ah, that restaurant is really opened by you," Zhao Yankang came to his senses, "Then He Lan, you have to compensate me for a brush, I knew that you opened it, I went directly to you, do you still need to let people go home empty-handed?"

"I said, Lord Yan, I am the prince, the brushes in your house are not bad, why do you need those brushes in my shop?"

"The fourth brother goes, it can be said that he is extremely rare for brushes, so this is what people want, it was originally a result of losing, but you let him win, he had no money to eat, so he had to participate in the second level, and he lost again, but it was also from that time that I felt that the restaurant must have been opened by you," Zhao Fuqing said with a smile

"So you're here to make trouble," He Lan blinked at Zhao Fu Qing and the four of them

"I didn't go, I didn't include me," Zhao Yankang hurriedly denied

"It's not called troublemaking, I just want to meet the mysterious boss, but I didn't expect that what I saw was just a stand-in, but Feng'er, I can recognize her, she sees me, she is timid, so she is naturally afraid, even if she can win, she won't dare to win," Zhao Fuqing said slowly

"You still haven't explained it, don't mention those things," He Lan glared at Zhao Fu Qing

"Okay, I'll get to the matter I explained right away, in fact, when I came back from the hotel, my eldest brother and fifth brother were thinking about how to lure you out, I remember that when the eldest brother wanted to accept you as the imperial concubine, you once released a canary in front of Zhao Qingmiao, I immediately knew that your heart was soft, so I made this decision."

"Don't say it in a high-sounding way, can't you let a stand-in come, aren't you letting Feng'er scold me for being cold-blooded," He Lan glared at Zhao Fu Qing

"At that time, my eldest brother and I proposed to ask the ninth brother to find a substitute, but he said, 'I can't bear to trap my wife,'" Zhao Changde spoke

"Wow, you dare to treat me as a wolf, I'm a wolf, what are you," He Lan was even more angry, and suddenly slapped Zhao Fuqing a few times

"I'm a child," Zhao Fu Qing said with a smile

As soon as the words fell, everyone suddenly laughed out loud, He Lan was stunned, his face turned red, and then he grabbed him: "I don't have such an ignorant child as you dare to say this about me, do you dislike me for being old?"

"It's not big, it's not big, you're still young, it's my mistake, it's my mistake, He Lan, don't pinch me, it hurts," Zhao Fuqing hurriedly said

"He Lan, you don't know, when Zhao Fuqing was about to go to the prisoner car, he really hit him with a stick a few times, and he said that if it wasn't realistic, then he couldn't let you out...... Can you forgive him" Zhao Sheng Rong said slowly, and as he spoke, he rolled up Zhao Fu Qing's trouser leg, and there was really a bruise on his ankle

"Who deserves to be careless," He Lan scolded and scolded, but everyone could see that He Lan was really not angry

"Then can you make something delicious for the little one, let's drink together," Zhao Fuqing asked with a smile on his face

"Go to your big-headed ghost bar, I'm okay with cooking, but I can't drink...... By the way, Zhao Changde, you go to the suburbs to find Feng'er, if you don't go, I'm afraid you'll make a mistake," He Lan remembered his original plan and hurriedly spoke

"What's wrong with Feng'er," Zhao Changde hurriedly asked

"Feng'er and I thought that Zhao Fuqing was really going to be beheaded, both of them took the risk to save Zhao Fuqing, who knew that I was deceived by you, but after saying it for so long, I actually forgot about her, she was waiting for me in the suburbs, and Zhao Fuqing said that they were fleeing together" Before He Lan's words fell, Zhao Changde immediately ran away, "You guys are talking, I'm going to find Feng'er"

"Hey, you're all famous flowers, I don't have ......," Zhao Yankang sighed

"How do I remember that Lord Yan has several concubines and side concubines, how can it be considered none," He Lan said with a wink

"Haha," Zhao Sheng Rong laughed, "In the royal family, only the princess can be regarded as an authentic wife, and the others are just side concubines and concubines, so they don't count at all."

"Hmph, it's the royal family again, I'm bothering you royal family, what is it, what are the three wives and four concubines, I don't have the mood to argue with women, these Zhao Fu Qing, I'll give you an hour now, you must be able to make me laugh with three sentences in an hour, I can only forgive you, otherwise I will leave" He Lan had a problem again

"One hour" and "three sentences" Zhao Yankang and Zhao Sheng Rong were surprised

"Right"

"Then does that sentence just now count," Zhao Fu Qing asked after thinking for a while

"Which sentence" He Lan didn't understand for a while, Zhao Fu Qing approached her again, and attached to her ear, "I'm a child"

"You...... Take advantage of me" He Lan was suddenly so angry that he went to hit Zhao Fu Qing

"Hey, hey, it's me, you're so young, I'm so old, can't you be your child, hey, hey, don't fight, don't fight," Zhao Fuqing naturally understood that He Lan was not really fighting, but was flirting with himself, so he said deliberately

"You still say," He Lan said angrily, "you have to make me laugh"

"Okay, then I'll tell you a joke, okay," Zhao Fuqing said

"A joke can be told in one sentence," Zhao Sheng Rong interjected

"Big brother" Zhao Fuqing cried with a sad face, "Then what should I do, I can't let He Lan escape again, by the way, it's better for you to abolish my prince, the right is to give Lan'er to accompany the sin, anyway, I can't solve this problem in an hour, I'd rather accompany Lan'er to suffer outside than endure the pain of longing here."

"Fooling around, your prince's position can't be withdrawn at will, that's what my father asked me to keep before he died, if it is scrapped, it's my fault, when the time comes, let me be under the nine springs, how to let me see my father."

"Hey, the prince's position can't be abolished at will, what's going on," He Lan asked puzzled

"That's when I agreed to my father's deathbed request, so ...... Can He Lan let Zhao Fuqing tell a joke, if you don't laugh, then I can punish him, what do you think?"

"No, it's already been one, and there are still two sentences," He Lan thought about it and said suddenly

"It's over" Zhao Sheng Rong and Zhao Yankang wondered, "Which one?"

"Could it be...... Kid," Zhao Fu Qing pretended not to understand, and then asked

"I'm thinking about it again, it's not what you said to be confused, if not, then you can tell me again, four is wrong, it's eight," He Lan glared at Zhao Fuqing

"Oh my God, three is going to be hard for me, and I need eight...... God, hurry up and chop me, don't embarrass me anymore, let me do it," Zhao Fuqing laughingly knelt on the ground and shouted to the sky

Looking at Zhao Fuqing's appearance, He Lan couldn't help but smile: "I didn't expect that the prince of Qing was really obedient, but your god seems to be kneeling wrong, as far as I know, the emperor is heaven, so it should be you who kneel to the emperor to ask the emperor."

"Yes, right to Lan'er"

"There's already a laugh," Zhao Yankang immediately said, "so there are still three laughs"

"Hey, it's obviously three smiles, it's already two laughs, so naturally there is only one smile left," Zhao Fuqing pretended to argue with Zhao Yankang again

"You seem to have forgotten what He Lan said was the four smiles," Zhao Yankang said with a wink

"Lan'er, you said there are a few smiles left"

“…… Two smiles," He Lan was stunned for a moment, and then replied

“…… Why is it different from mine," Zhao Yankang and Zhao Fuqing asked at the same time

"I'm talking about three laughs, not four laughs, so the one who knelt down and begged God just now was a smile," He Lan said

"What about the child's words?"

"No," He Lan said

"Poof" Zhao Shengrong laughed, "It seems that He Lan can still speak, so let's think about another one."

Zhao Fuqing pondered for a while, and suddenly walked towards He Lan, then reached out to pick her up, and said in a low voice, "Do you want to eat my tofu?"

"You ......" He Lan was taken aback, and the flush on her face became even bigger, "You hate it"

"You heard it wrong again, do you want me to make tofu for you to eat," Zhao Fu Qing smiled and smiled so naturally

"The nasty ghost put me down," He Lan never thought that Zhao Fuqing would be so bold, and couldn't help but shout

"Do you want everyone to see the joke?"