(.fastest update) (go .fastest update) "Do you want to let people know that you are funny" He Lan glanced at Zhao Fu Qing

"That's good" Speaking of this, Zhao Fuqing grabbed He Lan's hand and stroked him gently, the movements were so light and so slow, which made He Lan a little puzzled why Zhao Fuqing did this

"What are you doing, didn't I tell you a joke," He Lan wanted to push him away, but he didn't know why he didn't have any strength

"I'm sure you'll laugh, after you hear it, I'm going to say seven more words, and you'll definitely be able to laugh after seven sentences," Zhao Fuqing said confidently

"Hmph, I don't believe it," He Lan pouted

"That's good, the first sentence is: When a person falls to the ground, when he is asked to get up, he says that he can't get up, and someone asks him why, he says: Anyway, people always fall on this road, it's better to lie on their stomachs, so as to save trouble, after speaking, he crawls around like a worm, making everyone feel funny," Zhao Fuqing actually told a joke

The corners of He Lan's mouth were "not funny"

"Then I'll be that stupid, how to show you how to crawl like a worm," Zhao Fuqing asked

"Poof" He Lan thought of Zhao Fuqing's picture, and couldn't help laughing, "It's good that you passed the second sentence."

Zhao Fuqing breathed a long sigh of relief, glanced at Zhao Yankang, and said, "What if you say that it will be replaced by the fifth brother to climb?"

"Haha" He Lan couldn't help laughing loudly when she heard this, why, because Zhao Yankang is a strong man, it is estimated that it is difficult for him to climb

Lin Qingquan, Ma Sen and Zhuo Chen all held back their laughter, they didn't dare to laugh out loud like He Lan

Zhao Yankang said an embarrassed "cough" twice, and then said, "I still have to leave in advance", and without waiting for anyone to answer, he hurried away

"Okay, ninth brother, don't talk about the brothers anymore," Zhao Shengrong said when he saw Zhao Yankang walking away

"Big brother, can I do something with you," Zhao Fuqing pretended not to understand, blinked and said, his pretended face made people feel that they really wanted to laugh

"Naturally, as long as you don't insult me," Zhao Shengrong didn't mind at all, or he was already familiar with Zhao Fu Qing's amazing words, so it wasn't surprising

"He Lan, do you know locusts?" asked Zhao Fuqing

"Of course I know that it's a pest that specializes in damaging crops," He Lan said hurriedly

"Do you say that the emperor is a worm crawler...... Locusts" Zhao Fu Qing looked at He Lan very seriously

He Lan was stunned at first, and laughed out loud again: "Zhao Fu Qing, you are really bold with you...... But it's really said that dragons are also insects, plus the imperial robe, then it is naturally the imperial worm."

"Lord Qing, how dare you say that the emperor is an imperial worm," Zhuo Chen was a little unconvinced, this was insulting the emperor, and he couldn't help but blame

"This is the eldest brother's consent, naturally, I said no question, I said Zhuo Chen, are you deaf, you didn't even hear the eldest brother's consent, eldest brother, I think you will change to someone who is not deaf, it is really delaying you to have such a deaf person to accompany you," Zhao Fu Qing shook his head regretfully

Zhao Shengrong agreed at that time, and didn't expect Zhao Fuqing to say that he was a locust, so he was also extremely surprised, but thinking of the talisman in Zhao Fuqing's hand, and remembering Concubine Lin's concern for him, he smiled and said: "Zhuo Chen, you are really, this is indeed what I agree, if you don't want to, you can go, don't worry about me."

"Your Majesty Weichen is thinking about ...... for you"

"Oh, it turns out that this is for Your Majesty's consideration, that is, you don't listen to Your Majesty, you don't listen to Your Majesty, or do you say that your level is higher than Your Majesty's" He Lan couldn't help but interject when he heard this, "Hey, I said that I was the most daring, I didn't expect that even Zhao Shengrong, the people around you would dare to ignore your words, what a poor imperial worm, it seems that they don't treat you as an emperor, but as a worm to raise you, and come to contradict you from time to time."

"Your Majesty, Weichen didn't dare, he didn't dare, he just wanted to ...... for His Majesty," Zhuo Chen didn't expect that he was blocked by He Lan as soon as he opened his mouth, and he was so anxious that he couldn't speak

"He Lan, I've said these words," Zhao Fu Qing asked when he saw He Lan turning his head and talking to Zhuo Chen, a little uncomfortable

"Three sentences plus the previous sentence is equal to four sentences and four sentences," He Lan said

"Then the fourth sentence is: Zhuo Chen is a wooden man, don't you look like it" Zhao Fuqing pointed at Zhuo Chen and said

"I don't look like the wooden man, besides, isn't the wooden man unable to move, I think he is moving very strongly at this time," He Lan said puzzled

"Lord He Lanqing, this is not wrong," Lin Qingquan opened his mouth to explain, "During training, only Zhuo Chen was standing motionless and letting others bully, no matter who it was, you look at it now......"

"Wait a minute, I asked Zhao Fuqing to tell a joke, what's the point of you saying it for the Qing prince alone, or can you replace the Qing prince," He Lan glanced at Lin Qingquan again

Zhao Fuqing was also angry and glared at Lin Qingquan: "Retreat, do whatever you have to do, go to this king, don't want a person who doesn't listen to this king, and you seem to call the name of this king and princess again, go down and go to the military department to receive a hundred sticks."

When Lin Qingquan heard this, he had to salute and say, "It's the prince and the minister who said goodbye, thank the prince for rewarding the stick", and then pulled Ma Sen and walked to the military department

"You can take a good look and know what I mean," Zhao Fuqing said, and while Zhuo Chen was unprepared, he lit Zhuo Chen's acupuncture points, "You don't look like an old lady now, but more like a wooden man, isn't he?"

"Hahahaha" He Lan laughed again, in fact, it really looked like it from the side, plus he frowned at this time, which made people feel that this was completely like an old lady with a flower face

"There are three more sentences at the end of the fourth sentence, and now these three sentences are going to become one sentence, you listen," Zhao Fuqing said slowly

"Okay, I'll listen to you"

"There is a person who stammers and always stumbles when he speaks, that day he went on a blind date, but he was always embarrassed to call out when he called each other's names, and the girl was not happy, and he had to let him call out, and all that was called out was 'ahhhhhhh

"It's not funny, I think it's so sad, that stutter is so sad and sad," He Lan shook her head

"You listen, 'Aa......a

"Do you know why donkeys bark," Zhao Fuqing asked

"I don't know, because it's courting, just like me, I'm also looking for my partner," Zhao Fuqing couldn't help but say his mind again

"This is considered as you passing this, it is considered two sentences, and there is one sentence: "He Lan doesn't want to dwell on such a question anymore."

"Hey, I thought it could be summed up into one sentence, but I didn't expect it to be two sentences, I was a donkey in vain, and shouted a few times, He Lan, do you want me to live with the donkey for a while, and then can you tell which one is me and which one is the donkey," Zhao Fuqing asked again

"Poof" He Lan still laughed when she heard this, "I don't think you are like being a prince, but you can go to my hotel to be a storyteller, you can make a lot of money, and you can pass the customs smoothly."

"Finally cleared," Zhao Fuqing smiled and solved the acupuncture points for Zhuo Chen, "Actually, I still have a trick, if you don't laugh, I will order Zhuo Chen's laughing hole, but seeing you laugh, he is also relaxed"

Zhuo Chen frowned, he never thought that he would be used by the Qing prince and the emperor

"Can He Lan tell me how you got out now?" Zhao Sheng Rong asked when he saw that He Lan was no longer angry and had a smile on his face

"Yes, how did you get out," Zhao Fu Qing also asked

"It doesn't matter, it's not too late to talk about it afterwards, now I'm afraid someone is going to complain to the Queen Mother," He Lan shook his head and said

"Who dares to sue," Zhao Fuqing and Zhao Shengrong asked in unison

"Shan Yuling," He Lan said with a smile in her eyes

"Why didn't we feel it when she came," Zhao Fuqing frowned, obviously Shan Yuling didn't know martial arts, and they didn't notice it at all

"It's not her, it's a person who came from her eyeliner, but the martial arts are not low, so he deceived you too, and now he will definitely say it to his young lady," He Lan said slowly

“…… Shan Yuling actually placed her eyeliner in the palace, "Zhaosheng Rong never expected that there would be such a thing

"That's natural, plus Shan Yuling is the niece of the Queen Mother, and naturally she has her arrogance, so you have to find a way to solve this matter, otherwise it will really be extremely unfavorable to me," He Lan said slowly, in fact, when she was talking to Zhao Fuqing and them, she smelled a smell of flour, so she naturally knew that person was from the imperial dining room, or was bought by Shan Yuling

"He Lan, let's cook us a delicious meal, we are all hungry, you see how pitiful we are, we have no drinks," Zhao Fuqing said again at this time

"It's okay to do it, but you let me go, or what should I do" Speaking of this, He Lan suddenly blushed, and she remembered that she was still being held by Zhao Fuqing, and couldn't help but struggle again

"Don't struggle, I don't dare to let go anymore, you're like a loach, as long as you let go, you'll run away, so I'm going to carry you to the imperial dining room," Zhao Fuqing immediately jumped up after speaking, and used his light skills to come to the imperial dining room in less than a pillar of incense

"Okay, you do it well, I'll watch you here," Zhao Fuqing was reluctant to put He Lan on the ground

He Lan took two steps, and suddenly saw Mu Ping lying on the ground, and gently stepped forward to pull him up, "Mu Ping, why are you sleeping here?"

Mu Ping opened his eyes in a daze, hurriedly got up and kowtowed, "Deputy Chief Huo, don't beat me, I'll go to work, I know I shouldn't sleep, I shouldn't be lazy."

"Mu Ping, I'm Sister He Lanlan, wake up, Huo Sihui has beaten you again," He Lan frowned