I also hope that I can stand up a little heroic, at least I can pour the wine in the cup directly on the face of these two people, so that I can get angry, but it's a pity that I'm a coward, greedy for life and afraid of death, I really don't dare to provoke these two people, I stand up, I just really want to pour him a glass of wine, if it is something that can be solved by a glass of wine, then let a glass of wine solve it.

But these two people are obviously not so easy to dismiss, I just poured half of the wine, the wine glass suddenly shattered, and it was explosively shattered, the broken slag wrapped in the mist with the fragrance of wine sprayed directly on my face, I subconsciously wanted to raise my hand to block, but forgot that I was still holding the wine jug, although the wine jug did not take off my hand, but the lid of the wine jug was blown away by me, and all the wine in it was spilled out, splashing the two people all over their faces.

The two of them stood up suddenly, and the man slapped the table, his eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Stinky boy, what do you want to do?" ”

I was going to explain that I just wanted to avoid the flying scum from the explosion of the wine glass, and I accidentally threw out the wine jug, not intentionally trying to splash them, but when I looked down, the wine glass was still on the table, but I poured a little too much wine, and it overflowed.

This? Was it just my hallucination? I looked at the two people across from me again, and I was embarrassed by the pot of wine I had just splashed.

Originally, these two people were also decently dressed, and there was not even a pleat on the clothes, although the woman was not young, she still painted quite decent makeup, and at first glance she was a person with status.

Now that I have spilled this pot of wine, the man grabbed his nose, sneezed and coughed, and after a long period of tossing, all the snot and tears came down, and he lost his image at all.

The woman was not much better, and it could even be said that it was even worse, her head and face were all splashed with wine, and she was in a hurry to tidy up, her hair was messed up, and her makeup was spent, and when the wine on her face was wiped off, her makeup was almost wiped off, revealing a face that had been exposed to the wind and sun, but I didn't expect this wine to have the effect of cleansing water, it was really magical.

Now I still remember where I saw these two people, this is the man and woman who came to our store early in the morning and tossed around, answered the phone at that time, spoke a lot of strange dialects, and then left, who knew that I met here again.

It's less than 24 hours apart, the reason why I didn't recognize it just now is that their clothes have changed too much, in the morning, it is an authentic farmer, and it is our local farmer, if it wasn't for the phone when I said a word that Xiaohui and I couldn't understand the dialect, I really thought they were the uncle and aunt in which village.

But now this outfit is awesome, I wonder if they have specially asked a stylist to dress up for this banquet, this makeup painting has caught up with the disguise technique, if it weren't for the pot of wine just now, let them appear, I don't think of them in my life.

Looking at the honor of the two of them now, I wanted to laugh a little, but seeing that the little flame of anger in the eyes of the two of them had begun to burn and spread, I had to force the laughter back into my stomach.

Originally, when I saw that the cup was not broken, I thought that these two people created the illusion of the cup exploding in order to find fault, and deliberately asked me to splash them in the face, so they used it to get mad, but now that they are embarrassed like this, I think it shouldn't be what they did, so who created the illusion just now?

I turned my head to look around, and now a few people at the nearby table were alarmed by the sound just now, and turned their heads to look this way, but even the closest group of people were at least eight or nine meters away from me, and it was really not so easy to find the person who had just hallucinated me.

The two of them saw that I didn't speak, and wanted to think that I had done it on purpose just now, and as soon as the man's hands were raised, he wanted to flip over the table. Generally, people who drink and fight will play this trick, and I don't know if it can be significantly imposing, or if I feel that it will fight for a while, anyway, the table has to be turned over, it is better to turn it over first, and it can also free up the venue, and the fight will be more hilarious.

But this time the man didn't flip, obviously he saw that he was full of strength, and also with a sense of anger, he jerked to lift the table, but the table didn't move, he didn't move, he didn't give up, he actually lifted it again, but the table still didn't move, which made him a little unable to get off the stage for a while, there were fights and turned over the table, but the table couldn't be turned over, I really haven't seen it. He tried a few more times, and his face turned red, but the table still didn't move.

I wanted to try my best to hold back my laughter, but I didn't control it well, I still laughed, the man looked up at me angrily, I subconsciously took a step back, although this guy can't even turn over a table, and it doesn't seem like he has much ability, but if he comes directly and grabs me by the collar and beats me, I really don't necessarily have to beat me.

Fortunately, this person not only didn't have enough strength to turn over the table, but also didn't think about things in his brain, but also competed with this table, took out a piece of rune paper from his arms, chanted words in his mouth, and shook the rune paper between his two fingers, and after the rune paper began to burn, he raised his hand and was about to slap it on the table. In order to destroy a table, he actually slapped all the rune papers, and this person is enough, and he feels like a stunned person who splits bricks with his bare hands and crushes boulders in his chest.

But even if he burned the rune paper, he didn't succeed in harming the table, just when he was about to slap the burning rune paper on the table, his hand waved in the air, but he couldn't wave it, as if he had encountered an invisible wall, he used all his strength, and slapped it three times in a row towards the invisible wall, and he could hear the snapping sound, but he still couldn't slap the rune paper on the table.

Every time he slapped the invisible wall with his hand holding the rune paper, I could feel a slight vibration in my wrist, could it be that the chain on my wrist was blocking his rune paper? It's amazing, it seems that this chain is still a little useful, I have to keep it alive, and I bought a talisman for more than 20,000 yuan.

The man saw that the flame on the rune paper was about to go out, and he was in a hurry, wanting to throw away the rune paper, but before he could throw it away, the rune paper exploded directly, he should have turned over the table but didn't turn it over, so he wanted to use an explosion charm to blow up the table directly, but this time the cannon exploded directly in his hand.

With a slight popping sound, the firelight like a small firework flashed, and a pale pink blood mist sprayed directly towards the door in front of me, because the area of the blood mist was very large, even if I dodged, I couldn't dodge, just when I was thinking about whether this blood mist would cause me harm, the magical invisible wall played a role again, directly blocking the blood mist back, only a little spilled on the edge of the table, I didn't get it on me at all, even the fruits that Huang Xiaowen had booked were still clean, and they were not polluted at all.

Then I heard a heart-rending scream, and the man who was slapping the rune paper just now was squatting on the ground with his wrists pinched, his face distorted, and his head was covered with cold sweat.

As soon as the woman saw the man's appearance, she hurriedly asked, "Niu Er, what's wrong with you?" ”

The man named Niu Er gritted his teeth, he couldn't even speak, looking at the scale of the explosion just now and the blood mist, it is estimated that even if the whole hand is not blown up, at least there must be a few fewer fingers.

This toss,Naturally alarmed those guards,When the guards rushed over,Ghost Thirteen actually came over with a smile.,I didn't see where he came from.,Look at his bad smile.,The illusion of the cup bursting just now.,It's estimated that nine times out of ten it's his handiwork.,It's really not a big deal to see the excitement.。

When he looked at me this time, there was actually a little appreciation on his face, and he nodded and said: "Yes, yes, Wan Peng's body protection magic weapon, plus your heaven and earth lock, the power is really good, and it shouldn't be a problem to block a small detonator." ”

The guards came over and asked what was going on?

Ghost Thirteen said to them directly: "It's okay, it's okay, it's all my own people, I didn't grasp the balance when I was fighting, the Niu family brother was injured a little bit, small things, you take him down to bandage it, just let them go back by themselves, the injury is like this, they probably won't be in the mood to participate in any banquet." ”

I looked at Niu Er, his face is very ugly now, if it weren't for the occasion, it is estimated that he would have rolled on the ground in pain, because he pinched the wound with his other hand, I don't know how he was injured, but the blood is bleeding loudly, according to this bleeding speed, it is really life-threatening for a long time, I don't want to kill people, so I didn't say anything, it is equivalent to agreeing with Ghost Thirteen's statement, let them quickly bandage it, and leave it.

The woman who was with Niu Er naturally didn't have any opinions, and nodded her head in agreement with Ghost Thirteen's statement.

Soon the guards took the two men away, and then another attendant came to clean up the scene, and lit a few incense sticks to remove the smell of blood.

Although my VIP seat is only used to accommodate me alone, in addition to my seat, there are a few other chairs, which should be reserved for my temporary reception. Now the ghost thirteen is quite leisurely, sitting on the chair closest to my seat, smiling and watching these waiters clean up, I saw that the ghost thirteen sat down, I didn't stand stupidly, and sat back in my seat.

After the waiters had left, I asked Ghost Thirteen, "Those two just now, are they your people?" ”

Ghost Thirteen said: "No, there are only ghosts under my hands, no one, and the living are unreliable things, I don't like them." ”

I asked again, "Do you know the two people just now?" ”

Ghost Thirteen said, "Yes." ”

"Who are the two of them?"

"The thief family, the man's name is Niu Er, the woman's name is Ma Juan, they are a family of two, and the people on the road also call them Niu Tou Ma Mian, don't you see that the woman's face is particularly long, like a horse?"

"Is this the virtue of stealing the family?" This is really too unexpected for me, the performance of these two people just now is really not good, whether it is kung fu, Taoism or brain, everything is not as good as flow. In the past, when Master Zhao and Xiaohui mentioned stealing their families, they gave me the feeling that they were mysterious and awesome anyway, how could they still have this kind of goods when they robbed their families?

Ghost Thirteen said: "Don't underestimate them, twenty years ago, these two people were very powerful, they were responsible for cleaning up traitors and arresting deserters for the thieves, and many people who had entered the thieves' homes and wanted to get out of the thieves' homes died at their hands." But then there was a time when dealing with a small role, too lightly underestimated the enemy, and as a result, he lost his hand, capsized in the gutter, and was broken, and then he was no longer stolen and reused, and was suppressed by some juniors, and slowly became even the temper of the cow who hit the mountain with his head, and it was not the first time that he competed with the table like today. Especially looking at the little character who made the two of them break their work back then, and now they are still at ease, and their angry brains are directly short-circuited, and they don't know what they are doing. ”

"Who is that little character who broke the two of them? After they failed, didn't the thieves send someone to clean it up again? ”

Ghost Thirteen said: "I knew you were going to ask this, but if you ask me, it is better to go back and ask your old man surnamed Zhao, he knows better than me." ”

I don't know why, so I just said: "You simply said that the one who broke the two of them was the old man surnamed Zhao in the paper shop." ”

Ghost Thirteen looked at me with a little surprise and said: "Yes, it's a bit brainy, I really guessed it, the surname Zhao is indeed a deserter from the thief's family, but no matter how many awesome characters can't escape from the thief's house, it turns out that he can live well for so many years, and he doesn't have to hide and live at all, it's really unreasonable." ”

It's really unreasonable, but it makes sense.

If what Ghost Thirteen said is correct, then I estimate that Master Zhao can get out of the thief's house, and it is likely to have something to do with the Yuanguang Ghost Girl, Master Zhao said that he owes the Yuanguang Ghost Girl's love, so he stayed to protect me.

Think about how much affection this old bastard who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles has to be able to protect me for more than ten years and do so many things against his will? If Yuanguang Nu successfully helped him settle the pursuit of the thief family, and even made the thief family recognize his free body, then it was really worth any price for Master Zhao.

I said: "That root they have a grudge is also Master Zhao has a grudge against them, I have nothing to do with this root, they are looking for trouble with me again and again, what's the matter?" ”

Ghost Thirteen said: "Can you ask me this?" It's not like I'm bothering you. ”

I sighed, I could only think to myself, if they went to the store in the morning, they didn't go to look for me, but went to Master Zhao, but Master Zhao was not in the store at the time, so they didn't like anyone in the store, and they just found someone to be angry, which also makes sense, such two people who are not very normal in their brains can go to the old enemy's store to find someone to be angry at random.

But what happened just now, they were dressed decently, and they came to such a serious banquet, it wasn't for me.