Chapter 100 Ox Head and Horse Face Sending Relatives

I lowered my head and thought about things alone, and I didn't pay attention to Ghost Thirteen, and Ghost Thirteen didn't pay attention to me, I looked at the fruit on the table with great interest, and picked one up, smelled it very seriously, and said to myself: "It's really a good thing, this is ten years to bear such a batch of fruits, although eating it can't be immortal, but it can still make people feel refreshed, and it's a pity to waste it for a while." ”

As he spoke, he was about to shove it into his mouth.

When I saw it, I quickly stopped him and said, "I have promised these fruits to a child, you are an adult, it is better not to rob him, don't you have them on your own table?" ”

Ghost Thirteen glanced at me and said, "It's stingy, it's not that I have to eat it, it's time to fight in a while, don't talk about these few fruits, it's hard to say whether the big meal can be eaten in my mouth later, and when the time comes, it's better for me to eat it first." ”

I said, "It's not that you won't be allowed to eat, it's the things on this table, and I've already promised it to a ghost child, and you're an adult, and it's a little bad to grab something to eat with a child." ”

Ghost Thirteen heard the ghost child, but he was interested, this guy really likes ghosts very much, and asked me: "Yo, you have also started to raise ghosts, what kind of child ghost?" How old are you? What is your name? Tell me about it. ”

I said, "It's not my family, it's just the one I happened to meet just now, I don't know how old I am, my name is Huang Xiaowen." ”

Ghost Thirteen heard Huang Xiaowen's three words, and really put down the fruit in his hand: "Who was I at that time, it turned out to be this stinky trickster." ”

Although he put down the fruit, Ghost Thirteen was obviously still a little unwilling, and with a pity on his face, he finally beckoned and beckoned the waiter over: "These are on the table, pack them for Yan Gongzi first, and then come back to the table to eat." ”

The waiter was obviously stunned for a moment, as if he hadn't thought that someone would make such a request, he was stunned, and Ghost Thirteen was immediately unhappy, and pulled his face and said: "This is a VIP seat, what's wrong with letting you serve a few more fruit plates, Yan Gongzi is your son-in-law's classmate, doesn't he like to eat, what?" It doesn't matter if it's full. ”

The waiter hurriedly answered a few times, saying that there was no problem, and really packed the table for me, and re-served the table, and the ghost thirteen also took a serious look, whether it was the same as just now, and made sure that there was no difference, so he sent the waiter away, and then put it in his mouth and gnawed it.

I whispered, "Are you so good?" This is also a VIP seat, does it seem that he has never seen the world in this way, and he even eats and takes. ”

Ghost Thirteen cut and said: "What's the matter with me, this is Wan Peng's seat, you are here for Wan Peng, I asked him to pack it, and also told him that he packed it for you, and you carried the package out for a while, and the shameful face is all you and Wan Peng's, does it have anything to do with me?" ”

In my heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in an instant, ghost thirteen, you bastard, it's really a pit person who didn't discuss, if I didn't want to cause trouble, I wanted to take a picture of him eating the fruit and put it on the net, it's really quite unreasonable.

Anyway, now that the fruit bowl is going to be wanted, I will lose face and lose face, so I don't need to be polite, can I still watch him eat it, grab one and stuff it into my mouth.

Not to mention, no wonder this ghost thirteen is so shameless, this fruit tastes really good, it makes people eat one and think two, not long after a while, the fruit plate on the table is all empty, the ghost thirteen is going to ask for it again, I stopped him directly, although I am a hairy boy from the village and has never seen the world, but I really don't want to lose such a big person at this level of banquet, especially Hu Yufeng and I are still classmates, even with Hu Yufeng's character, he will not mention such a trivial matter, but I will see him again, I still can't help but think of my performance today, and I'm afraid that I won't have the face to see him.

The Thirteen Ghost Boss snorted unhappily, but fortunately he didn't insist.

Later, when the waiters came to collect the food and prepare to start the feast, I didn't dare to look up at the waiters, and although they all had the same expressions, I always felt that they were laughing at me.

Maybe my expression was too embarrassed, even the ghost thirteen couldn't stand it anymore, patted me, pointed to the VIP seats on the other two sides, I looked up and saw that there were just waiters on both sides, and I hadn't had time to clean it up. The seat that was empty just now is still empty, but the fruit bowl is all clean, and there is not a single fruit left, and I don't know when it will disappear. A few people at the other table saw the waiter coming to clean up, and they smiled and divided the fruit on the plate, and they all kicked up. There's nothing unnatural about them, and it feels like it's completely normal and there's no need to be embarrassed at all.

Seeing this, my heart is a little more comfortable, although they are not like the ghost thirteen, let the family go to the table again, but at least it is not a waste, think about this fruit is really precious, I don't know what kind of treasure can make these awesome cultivators take a fancy to, can it still be a human fruit?

I looked at the other seats again, and found that the fruit bowls on the other seats basically didn't move much, basically one or two were missing, and I couldn't see if the fruits on those seats were the same as those on my table, but I glanced at them casually, and found that the other seats were basically missing from a plate in a fixed position, even if there was no shortage on the plate now, everyone was busy taking a fruit from that plate and putting it up, and I could guess that the fruit bowls of those seats were in the bowls. There should only be one or two of them like me, no wonder Ghost Thirteen, a stinky and shameless one, wants to come to me to eat.

After the waiters cleaned up, a gorgeously dressed fox boy, followed by a few entourage, walked slowly towards me, then stopped in front of me, smiled politely at me, I didn't know what was going on, quickly stood up, and smiled back at him awkwardly.

I looked at the entourage behind the young man, and there was one holding a tray, and he secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, and the time for embarrassment had come again. This eighty percent is here to collect money, although I am Hu Yufeng's classmate, I am just a junior in front of the old black fox, and I don't have to say the money in the past, but I came for Wan Peng, who knows what Wan Peng's goods are talking about with them, the junior is not a junior, and he is also on the VIP seat, how embarrassed to be empty-handed.

But this kid only asked me to come over to the banquet for him, but he didn't tell me to pay for him, and now I have no long things, and I have nothing to get my hands on, and I don't even have more than 500 yuan in cash on my body, I can't give someone an IOU, or take a bank card for people to swipe it, a set of awesome car and horse charms is worth 20,000 yuan, and I can get my little money?

And now the surroundings are quiet, I peeked at it, everyone stood up, looking at me here, my face instantly began to have a fever, I silently cursed Wan Peng 1,800 times in my heart, so many people watched, although I don't know any of them, but this is Hu Yufeng's place after all, how big is this person who wants me to lose?

I feel that my whole face is hot, the fire is burning to the root of my ears, and I want to find Ghost Thirteen for help, but this thing doesn't know where it went, anyway, it's not in my sight, and I don't know if it's running behind me and waiting to see the joke, and now I can't call him, and I silently cursed him eighteen thousand times, brought me to this place, and didn't give me a clear explanation.

Seeing the young man squeezing at me, and then letting the entourage holding the tray behind him to the front, my heart was in my throat, and now this tray is a foot in front of me, I don't even have room to maneuver, it's too late to pretend to faint, and I said: I can't think about it for a while, so I put the chain that Wan Peng gave me on the plate, although the quality is a little crippled, but how is it also Wan Peng's thing, no matter if he is worth 300,000 yuan or three yuan, the joke is also a joke Wang Peng. As for Wan Peng going to blackmail me for a gold chain worth 28,888 yuan in the future, I can only admit it.

Just as I was about to untie the chain on my wrist, the boy lifted the silk cloth from the tray, and inside was a chariot and horse talisman even more ornate than the previous one, as if it had been inlaid with a treasure, and shimmered like a star in the light of the lantern torches.

The young man said: "My son-in-law originally planned to ask Mr. Wan to help set off the fireworks, but since Mr. Yan is here, there will be Mr. Lao Yan." ”

I was a little stunned for a while, this talisman is actually a firework, so it should be a functional talisman, but I've only seen others use this kind of functional talisman before, and I haven't opened it myself, and like this kind of big talisman, it also needs a little bit of Taoism to urge it to open, not like those who ward off evil spirits and suppress ghosts, as long as it is pasted, so before coming here, the chariot and horse talisman was urged by the ghost thirteen to help me open.

I looked at it in embarrassment, although I was very worried that I would make a mistake and mess up the matter, but it didn't seem good to let them change people temporarily, and the boy had been standing there with a smile and waiting, not worried at all.

I gritted my teeth and my heart was horizontal, anyway, this banquet was designed by Hu Yufeng, and this fireworks talisman should have been arranged for me to open it, what virtue do I have Hu Yufeng can not know? It's normal that you can't open this talisman. Maybe he didn't want his father to marry a concubine, but it was inconvenient to say it clearly, so he deliberately arranged for me, a fool, to set off the fireworks charm, and then he couldn't even set off the fireworks, so that the whole banquet would be cold, just at the most critical moment, which was also a good strategy.

I took courage, picked up the talisman, clamped it with two fingers, and waved it in the air, although the light flickered, more brilliant than the rainbow, but it did not mean to burn, I was embarrassed for a while, I didn't know what to do next, and waved it again in vain, it was still brilliant, but there was no change.

Seeing that everyone is still waiting, I don't know that I have been stuck here, I have already swung twice, I can't keep swinging like this, I am not here to perform fireflies.

At this moment, Ghost Thirteen poked out from behind me and said, "Okay, the time is coming, if you like it, let Hu Gongzi send you a few next time, and quickly set off the fireworks." ”

I said in my heart that you think I don't want to, don't I can't let it go, but at this time, it's not convenient for me to ask Ghost Thirteen, and the sweat is about to come down.

Ghost Thirteen finally understood this time, leaned in my ear, and whispered: "Just throw it directly into the sky, and it will automatically set off when it reaches a high altitude." ”

I don't have time to think about whether this sentence is true or false now, I hold the charm between my fingers, and throw it into the sky with all my might, I really used all the strength to eat milk, and I threw a talisman lightly, and I threw it directly into the sky and disappeared into the sky.

I didn't react for a long time, I said in my heart: I won't really mess things up, throw a talisman and let me throw it away, my heart fluttered violently several times, only to hear a few crackling firecrackers, and then a few fireballs in the sky exploded, and then there were continuous firecrackers, large and large brilliant fireworks, reflecting the entire sky in a colorful way, and even the stars and moon lost their color.

Seeing that everyone looked up, wave after wave of surprise illusions in the fireworks made everyone shout for a while, and even Ghost Thirteen sighed: "This Hu Gongzi's mana is really good, this thing is really good-looking, and he hasn't cultivated in vain for a thousand years." ”

I felt so beautiful in my heart, although I just threw a card, but just like this firework was made by me, that pride, I feel old.

I just wanted to say to Ghost Thirteen: "That's, Hu Yufeng is at the same table as me, can that be bad?" ”

As a result, before I could say anything, Ghost Thirteen followed again: "It's a pity that such an awesome mana is actually used in such a useless place, it's a pity, it's a pity, this guy who doesn't do his job." ”

What is this called, is it possible to raise ghosts like him to be considered a proper business? And it's saying this kind of thing in someone's territory, I hurried to see the fox boy next to me, this made him listen to it, it must be unhappy, but fortunately, the boy was raising his head, watching the fireworks intently, and didn't seem to notice the words of the ghost thirteen.

When the fireworks were brilliant to the extreme, a palace was conjured, and then the gate slowly opened.

In the direction of the gate, everyone retreated to both sides, making way for a road, and then a group of children in red clothes ran in noisy, after the children ran away, I thought it would be a sedan chair, not a sedan chair but also a coffin, but the back carried in, it was actually an altar, although the altar was covered with red cloth, the decoration was very gorgeous, but I could still vaguely see the altar painted with charms.

And carrying this jar are Niu Er and Ma Juan, and now these two people have put on makeup again, but their expressions are very wooden, just like paper people.

Ghost Thirteen said: "it, the bull head and horse face send relatives, enough pomp." ”

I was stunned: "What bull head and horse face, didn't you say that they are just small characters now?" ”